I'm really immortal

Chapter 801 Continued Chapter 139 I, Zhou Dongdong, did not get beaten today! (Don't expect it, bad guys)

The bright sky outside the window was still a gray morning. Liu Changan just opened his eyes when he saw Zhou Dongdong sitting at the end of the bed, rummaging through her small schoolbag with two round claws.

Liu Changan pulled a pillow to cushion it, casually checked the phone information, and clicked on Zhongqing's selfie.

In the morning, I just want to look at pictures of beauties. Liu Changan has a lot of pictures of An Nuan in his phone, and he has seen them all. Although he never gets tired of seeing them, he can also take a look at other people's pictures by the way.

After all, it's just looking at the photos, not changing the beautiful woman in my arms in the morning.

In the photo, Zhongqing’s skin is fair and delicate. Although there are elements of beauty in it, there is no doubt that Zhongqing is a beauty with jade-like skin. The delicate collarbone reveals a charming and gentle femininity. She is lazy Lying on the sofa, she raised the selfie stick with one hand and tried her best to capture her slender waist and slender legs into the camera.

The pajamas were a bit too see-through, Liu Changan decided to ask Zhongqing where he bought them, he was going to buy one for An Nuan... buy a set, the inside is also good.

Turning off Zhongqing's photo, Liu Changan unexpectedly discovered that Bai Hui had also sent some photos to herself. It turned out that she planned to post a Jiugongge circle of friends, but she was not sure which photos to use, based on trusting Liu Changan's aesthetics so normal The reason is that I want Liu Changan to give me some advice.

Liu Changan looked at it, and thought that the numbers 1, 3, and 8 were more attractive. The photo number 1 was taken from the angle of the mobile phone on the table. It is rare that the fat face and double The chin, usually a girl like Bai Hui looks dead when photographed from this angle.

After carefully reviewing it, Liu Changan finally felt that this set of photos of Bai Hui highlighted one theme: vulgarity.

At first glance, people's eyes are full of that, their mind is full of that, what's so good about it?Liu Changan remembered that Bai Hui used her inflated position to attack him physically and mentally recently, and it was her inflated position that made her heart too inflated.

Liu Changan finally clicked on the message sent by An Nuan, and sure enough, as always, he attached a selfie, looking at it made people feel refreshed and heroic.

I chatted with An Nuan about the start of school today, and when she was running, she saw the dense branches and leaves of the golden willow, and Professor Liu slept like a crazy woman in the morning after washing her hair and not drying it last night. Liu Changan put down his phone and prepared to get up.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong who had been flipping through his schoolbag quietly.

"Where's my homework?" Zhou Dongdong scratched his hair in doubt, but couldn't find it after searching all morning.

"It was burned by you. Liu Chang'an reminded her.

Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth, raised his head and thought for a while, then looked down at his small schoolbag, moved his fingers a few times inside, would he really burn his homework?Is he really a child who doesn't like studying so much and burns his homework books?

"Go and look under the heating table." Liu Changan stopped teasing her. It was normal for Zhou Dongdong to take his own homework when he was lighting the fire, but it was not enough to burn the homework that he had written for the winter vacation.

Zhou Dongdong hurriedly put on his small schoolbag, ran to the living room, bent down and rushed under the heating table to search for it. Because he usually likes to sit there and watch TV, Zhou Dongdong put a lot of things there.

As for why Zhou Dongdong sat on Liu Changan's bed and looked through his schoolbag, of course it was because Zhou Dongdong had already discovered that although Brother Changan was easily beaten by his side, he could often eat delicious food, and there were many other things that Brother Changan could do. If you are here, you can help Zhou Dongdong solve the problem smoothly.

Zhou Dongdong quickly found the winter vacation homework book, which proved this again. Sure enough, Zhou Dongdong's children can be happy only if they are with brother Chang'an forever.

It's hard to imagine how Zhou Dongdong will be beaten if her mother finds out that her winter homework is missing before going to school.

When my mother beats the children, she always beats and yells, unlike Brother Chang'an who mainly bluffs.

Zhou Dongdong put his winter vacation homework in his schoolbag, and went to see his mother in a big way. There was no need to hide in brother Chang'an's bedroom.

Liu Changan also got up, walked to the living room, saw something strange about the mouse, picked it up and took a look, Shangguan Dandan stuck the charging cable on the bottom of the mouse again, there was obviously a charging hole there.

This also reminded Liu Changan that he was going to torture Shangguan Dandan, so after washing his face and brushing his teeth, he went downstairs with high spirits. Dealing with Shangguan Dandan was not an easy task. Your spirits are at their best.

Today Liu Changan seemed to be the last one to wake up, Shangguan Dandan was already sitting downstairs boiling water.

Although she could drink champagne water every day, Shangguan Dandan did not neglect her effervescent tablets. She would boil a little less water in the morning to drink effervescent tablets. After all, most of the morning was spent playing cards. It would be too sad if someone drank the champagne and got dizzy, and someone else easily won away the money that the Queen Mother had worked so hard to save.

Today Shangguan Dandan was wearing a short red padded jacket with white features on the collar and sleeves, a row of exquisitely crafted buttons on the chest, and a big hood on the back. Put it in the hood, and with the pink brocade horse face skirt, it looks very festive, just like the dolls celebrating the New Year in the New Year's MV.

"Beep! Beep! Beep!" Shangguan Dandan imitated the sound of the kettle when the water boiled, and urged the kettle to boil the water quickly.

"Queen Mother." Liu Changan greeted her.

Shangguan Dandan seldom heard Liu Changan address her so respectfully in the early morning, so he was a little wary, and held the thermos in his arms and touched it.

"I have a lot of things to do today. I might play cards in the morning. Xiaotang said she wanted me to play cards. I might let her watch me play cards and learn the skills of playing cards at the same time. Yaya said she bought it for me. Some new clothes are brought here for me to try them on. And the TV series I want to watch starts today..." Shangguan Dandan is very busy, I hope he has some tricks and tricks to come out quickly, "And there are... …You are going to teach me how to ride an electric pony car, Didi!"

Liu Changan understands, today is another day when the Queen Mother has nothing to do, seeing that she is always so idle and living a life similar to Liu Changan at a young age, one can't help but want to send her out to transform into an active and healthy working people .

"Look at your hair is messed up, let me comb it for you." Liu Changan said.

Shangguan Tantan tilted his head and hugged the thermos even tighter.

Liu Changan walked behind Shangguan Dandan, looked at her long hair that seemed to be cut in the night, it was black and thick, and was slightly curled in the hood. He stretched out his hand and retracted it.

This is an instinctive test of unknown mysterious creatures, not afraid of anything. Liu Changan is not afraid of anything, and immediately grabbed her hair without hesitation, and then found that there was a comb, two headbands, and a hairband in her hood. Only Maybelline lipstick.

Liu Changan picked up the comb and combed her hair.

In fact, Shangguan Dandan's hair is very smooth and smooth, without any knots at all. The purpose of the comb is to separate the hair. Liu Changan combed it and said to Shangguan Dandan: "How about I comb you a double ponytail? With such long hair, It would be a pity not to wear a double ponytail."

Shangguan Dandan nodded, she was not paralyzed by his sudden filial piety, the so-called being courteous for nothing is either rape or robbery, the son suddenly became filial, either because he was beaten outside, or because he wanted to suckle.

In the field of washing, cutting and blow drying, Liu Changan used to be an expert, but he is not good at all kinds of hair tossing methods that are popular now. It is still very simple to comb out a double ponytail, and she combed it quickly, and then Put on the headband, went upstairs and rummaged to find Zhou Dongdong's small airplane hair accessory clipped on it.

After finishing all this, Liu Changan nodded with satisfaction, because the whole cheeks were exposed, making him feel cuter and more cool and girly, reminding people of Taiping who was full of aura when he first appeared in "Daming Palace Ci" Princess, the face is more beautiful.

"Has the water boiled?" Liu Changan went to her room and carried the scooter out, "I'll help you fill the water, let's ride the scooter."

Shangguan Dandan watched Liu Changan busy with work calmly, and when he finished filling the water and soaking the effervescent tablets, Shangguan Dandan sat in front of the electric scooter a little bit, and asked Liu Changan to sit in the back and take her to ride the electric scooter .

"Drip!" Shangguan Dandan held the thermos pot in one hand and pointed forward with the other, "Let's go!"

Liu Changan rode an electric bike, came to the vegetable market with Shangguan Dandan, and bought two catties of her favorite stewed chicken wing root, and a bundled chicken, but did not buy cold dishes, because Zhou Shuling made it herself.

Shangguan Dandan still did not dare to control the electric pony carriage by herself, but she felt that she was more compatible with the electric pony carriage in spirit. Dare to ride by yourself.

Back home, Liu Chang'an transferred today's pocket money to Shangguan Dandan, and then casually chatted, "It's been a bit cold recently."

"It's okay, but if I have an electric heating table, it won't be cold." Shangguan Dandan took a sip of hot water and said something casually.

Electric warming table... Electric heating table, Zhou Shuling bought this, Liu Changan didn't answer the question.

"I think your quilt stuffed with feathers should keep you warm." Liu Changan glanced back at Shangguan Dandan's room.

Shangguan Dandan understands that what Liu Changan wants to get today or the value of the answer to the question is higher than 60 yuan + braised chicken wing root + bundled chicken + hair service + electric pony carriage teaching course, but less than the electric heating table.

"That feather is actually your clone, right? Each feather corresponds to a clone you once had. You have collected so many feathers, but you have actually taken back all your clones." Liu Changan was very suspicious of this, and went up The first time I brought back the avatar from Wang Mang's tomb, it was absorbed by Shangguan Dandan.

Inadvertently made Shangguan Dandan stronger again, Liu Changan didn't think it would be bad for him to torture Shangguan Dandan in the future, he wanted to see what Shangguan Dandan looked like in full body.

"How do I know!" Shangguan Dandan stood up incredulously, her eyes widened, "I'm just a weak queen mother, even if my whole body is covered with feathers, I can't fly. Because I have to shake my wings vigorously to fly , I have no strength!"

Liu Chang'an was a little helpless, he couldn't communicate at all, his busy work was completely wasted this morning.

"No one puts you all covered in feathers, I mean... can't you tell me what the hell you are?"

Shangguan Dandan hugged the thermos and was angry, "What am I? Did you say that? I am me, no matter what you think I am, you have to remember that on June [-] of that year, you will respect I am a mother."

Liu Changan had a headache. In fact, because of the need for identity or other reasons, he did a lot of things to recognize his father and mother, but the key point is that those parents are now dust to dust, dust to dust, and this Shangguan Dandan is alive and well. When he came down, he didn't even suffer from Alzheimer's disease, and he didn't know how many years he had spent in the coffin, but he just remembered that he was her son.

"Do you still remember Emperor Xuan Liu Xun." Shangguan Dandan sat down upright, and it was time to teach him the principles of life and conduct.

Liu Chang'an nodded. This is the man who got the throne after Liu He was deposed.

"Liu Xun's wife was originally Xu Guangping's daughter Xu Pingjun. She gave birth to Liu Xun's son Liu Shi. After a while, you were deposed. Liu Xun became the emperor. He named his wife Jieyu. The position of Jieyu I did it too, and I was going to be the queen later. At this time, my aunt also married Liu Xun. Of course, my aunt is the youngest daughter of my grandfather Huo Guang. Everyone in the court let Liu Xun make my aunt Huo Chengjun the queen. Empress, do you know what Liu Xun did at this time?" Shangguan Dandan widened her eyes so that Liu Changan could clearly see the majesty in her eyes.

"Liu Xun issued an edict to ask people to find the sword he lost when he was in Chang'an City when he was humble. To show that he did not forget the old feelings, he was telling the court that he wanted to let him ignore the old feelings and give up Xu Guangping to stand Huo Chengjun. Impossible." Liu Chang'an praised, "As expected of Liu Xun, the entire Western Han Dynasty, together with Emperor Gao, Emperor Wen, and Emperor Wu, had four emperors with temple titles. To be honest, the emperor who let the so-called strong man show the strongest national power is Liu Xun. , but people in later generations value martial arts more, so Liu Xun is often ranked after Emperor Wu."

When Liu Xun took Liu He's throne, Liu Chang'an had no opinion at all. Those who are virtuous and talented live there. In the matter of being an emperor, their talents can be compared with Liu Xun. There were not many people in the entire feudal empire era.

"It's good that you know, are you not as good as Liu Xun? Liu Xun will look for his lost saber, but you don't even want me?" Shangguan Dandan walked around holding the thermos, thinking about it, he was very angry It is because Liu Chang'an didn't live up to expectations, was abolished and replaced by someone else as emperor, and Shangguan Dandan was moved between Weiyang Palace and Changle Palace. This time, Shangguan Dandan felt sorry for the people who pulled the carriage for him and got off the horse.

Thinking of this, Shangguan Dandan put down the thermos, and caressed his injured electric carriage distressedly. No matter whether it was the horse-drawn carriage or the current electric carriage, they were all injured because of Liu Changan.

As for why we moved between Weiyang Palace and Changle Palace, it is of course because Weiyang Palace is the center of the world. After the death of the first emperor, before the new emperor formally ascended the throne, and after the emperor was abolished, there must be people in Weiyang Palace Sitting in town, this person is Shangguan Dandan.

Until Liu Xun ascended the throne and secured the throne, Shangguan Dandan didn't have to move around, and lived in Changle Palace safely, and began to contact the disappointing Marquis of Haihun.

"I'm not as good as Liu Xun when it comes to being the emperor. Of course I'm not as good as respecting you. Liu Xun can endure even your contact with the Marquis of Haihun, without saying a word, and Xu Pingjun has always been very filial to you." Liu Changan thought for a while, Looking back, he didn't come here to discuss history with Shangguan Dandan. Now Shangguan Dandan insisted on biting her as Empress Dowager Xiaozhao of the Western Han Dynasty, which made Liu Chang'an always at a disadvantage when it came to reasoning.

Generally, no one can reason more than Liu Chang'an. If Liu Chang'an doesn't hold reason, he will beat others to be unable to reason. Then his reason will naturally become the only reason.

But the Shangguan Dandan he was facing now, it was not easy for him to beat her... Liu Changan would not beat someone for no reason, facing Shangguan Dandan, who could beat her up?

tricky.

Liu Chang'an suddenly thought of something, Shangguan Dandan was almost the empress dowager with the most stable position in the entire Western Han Dynasty and had never been threatened at all. She is safe and secure, and no one has ever tried to change her position.

The strangest thing is that when Liu Xun’s crown prince Liu Xun held the crown ceremony, Shangguan Dandan was the one who came forward to reward him. What's more, the crown prince?
In the entire Western Han Dynasty, only Shangguan Dandan and Liu Shi were rewarded by the empress dowager at the crown ceremony. Can it be understood that for Liu Xun, his crown prince hopes to be recognized by Shangguan Dandan?
To be reasonable, no matter how filial Liu Xun is, is it necessary to invite Shangguan Dandan, who was a widow at that time, and whose patrilineal and matriarchal powers have been exhausted, to come out to reward Liu Xun's crown ceremony?
Liu Xun is filial, and he really pays attention to filial piety, but to treat an emperor who can be as famous as Emperor Gao, Emperor Wen, and Emperor Wu as a person who can only be foolish and filial, he feels that he asked Shangguan Dandan to come forward to reward his crown prince. Yu Xiaoshun, this kind of thinking is too simple.

Nothing about the emperor's family is simple, and it is true that it often concerns the lives of countless people.

"What are you thinking about?" Seeing Liu Chang'an standing there silently after finishing speaking, like Zhou Dongdong who was rubbing his stomach and thinking about how much more he could eat, Shangguan became suspicious.

"It's nothing... Is Liu Xun very afraid of you, he knows you are extraordinary?" Liu Changan asked directly without beating around the bush.

"I'm not extraordinary, I'm just an ordinary empress dowager, the kind of empress dowager who lives in a deserted palace, has no energy to work by herself, and can only survive by being served by court ladies." Shangguan Dandan finished speaking, shaking Shaking his head, he felt that the too long and too long ponytails were in the way, so he rolled them up and retracted them into the hood.

Liu Changan watched this scene, opened his mouth, and said nothing.

Forget it, I can't explain clearly to her, let's wait until Li Hongfang investigates Fujiwara Maojiro and Fujiwara Jiujing. I feel that the information I got from hearsay is probably more than what I know from Shangguan Dantan's mouth.

On the matter of what she is and how she got the coffin, Shangguan Dandan's mouth is really strict. Liu Chang'an paid so much this morning and still doesn't know anything about it, it's amazing.

After breakfast, Shangguan Dandan drank effervescent water and went to play cards. Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling went out together, as well as Zhou Dongdong who was going to school and Lu Hufa who escorted Zhou Dongdong.

"I made an appointment with Li Hongfang to go to Hexi today to do business. Can I have dinner with you at noon? I want to visit Hunan University. I am so envious that you can go to university." Zhou Shuling said to Liu Changan, looking at Zhou Dongdong in front of him with a little regret. Dangling schoolbag.

"I originally wanted to say that you can take the college entrance examination again... think about it or not, it's too embarrassing for you, and now it's hard for you to tutor Zhou Dongdong in his studies." Liu Changan said truthfully.

"I... I didn't bother. I basically know her homework!" Zhou Shuling said unconvinced. She is quite smart. She must have the intelligence to go to college, but she doesn't have the foundation. Let's think about it when I have time. , She has also seen many people in their 50s and [-]s who are taking the college entrance examination, and she is still young.

The two were chatting, and then saw Lu Sien squatting at the gate of the community. Zhou Dongdong, who had already walked to the gate of the community, suddenly ran back with a look of horror.

"Mom, I forgot how to get to school." Zhou Dongdong said to Zhou Shuling with his eyes wide open in disbelief.

"And then?" Zhou Shuling crossed her arms and looked at her child leisurely.

"I don't know how to get to school. I'll go back first. I'll go when I remember how to get to school." After finishing speaking, Zhou Dongdong continued to walk home...Of course, it’s enough to go to the canteen, still like winter vacation He also played cards with Sister Tandan at the canteen, bought a planetary cup if he won money, and went home hand in hand when he lost money.

As soon as Zhou Shuling stretched out her hand, she grabbed Zhou Dongdong's ear, "You forgot how to get to school, right? Lu Sien hasn't even forgotten, let him take you there."

"Oh..." Zhou Dongdong had no choice but to accept the reality with a howl.

Zhou Shuling sighed, "After staying at home for so long, other children usually want to go to school, miss their teachers and classmates, but she is lucky, she just wants to be idle like the grandparents in the community."

"You go ahead, I'll take her to school. It seems that today is the time to register and hand in homework, so there should be no class." Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong's hand.

Zhou Shuling said "Yeah". Although Liu Chang'an often supported Zhou Dongdong's nonsense, he was unambiguous in major matters. It was impossible for him to take Zhou Dongdong back to the community to play as soon as Zhou Shuling turned around.

Separated from Zhou Shuling at a fork in the road, Liu Changan told Lu Sien to go back, and then walked slowly towards the school with Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong stopped and walked all the way, looking at those milk tea shops, shops selling stinky tofu to restore his memory.

The two walked to the school gate, Liu Changan was holding a cup of orange milk tea in his hand, Zhou Dongdong had a bar of chocolates in his pocket, and a box of piglet ribs were gnawing on them.

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong decided to finish eating before entering the school, so they sat down on the chairs on the scenic path at the school gate.

"Zhou Dongdong, you know how to eat."

Before Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong sat down, there was a pair of mother and son resting beside them. The woman was in her forties, and she seemed to have a middle-aged son. Zhou Dongdong eats.

Zhou Dongdong ignored him, and was concentrating on gnawing on the small ribs, because Zhou Dongdong was hungry halfway, and felt that he had no strength to go to school. Who knew that Brother Chang'an bought small ribs to drive Zhou Dongdong, forcing her to eat Work hard to go to school.

"It's not good to eat too much. If you're so fat, you still eat pork ribs. You should pay attention to nutrition." The woman also said, watching Zhou Dongdong frowned, and then looked away.

"Have you eaten your pork ribs? What do you care about? My own children can't raise them? I want you to teach them." Liu Changan gently reminded the other party to stop beeping, and then beeping to tear your mouth, thinking that your uncle Liu can't do it. Do not?
The woman chuckled lightly, raised her eyebrows, and raised her conspicuous cheekbones even more, "Aren't I doing it for your children? Do you think how many children who have studied well are so fat? Children eat too much , affecting intellectual development."

"Fat? I don't think she's fat. She just has a round face. She looks cute. I'll check her body. I'll know if her intelligence has been affected by obesity." Liu Changan said disapprovingly, Excessive obesity in children will indeed affect intellectual development, but Zhou Dongdong's intelligence is always like this, and it is not the cause of obesity. What's more, Liu Changan, a senior expert in the field of biology, still uses her to point out?

"You can do whatever you want, anyway, your Zhou Dongdong is the last one in the class. Wang Lin, recite a short English story to your uncle." The woman said to her child Wang Lin. Zhou Dongdong is quite famous in school. Some children will go home and say that there is a classmate in their class who is not good at learning but is very good at eating.

Wang Lin glanced at Zhou Dongdong, opened his mouth and laughed twice, and recited a short English story fluently.

"My family, Wang Lin, is very talented in language learning, and his goal is to go to an Ivy League school." The woman said proudly.

Liu Changan sneered, "Then I have a question. Mom brought back five apples, how can I distribute them to the four brothers so that everyone has the same amount?"

"Wang Lin, can you do it?" The woman looked at her child expectantly. She had heard of this question before and knew the answer. It was not a math problem.

Wang Lin adjusted his glasses and frowned as he thought about it.

"Can I cut apples?" Wang Lin asked after a while.

Liu Changan shook his head.

The woman couldn't help but pull Wang Lin to signal herself.

Wang Lin looked at his mother suspiciously, then turned his head to look at Liu Changan, and continued to think about Liu Changan's question.

"Mom..." The woman couldn't help but reminded.

Wang Lin loosened his frown, and looked at Liu Changan dissatisfied, "If you can't cut apples, you can't divide them equally."

Liu Changan looked calm, looked at the woman gently, and then pulled his own Zhou Dongdong out of the barrier, "Mom came back with five apples, how can I distribute them to the four brothers, so that everyone is the same?" How many?"

"Mom came back with five apples. Of course I have to give one to my mother. How can only the children eat it and the mother didn't eat it?" Zhou Dongdong said loudly holding the ribs, all the delicious ones can be shared with the mother, Changan Brother and sister Dan Dan.

The woman glanced at Wang Lin beside her, her expression changed.

"The real high-quality education is to give priority to cultivating children's strong, gentle, kind and sharing hearts. What kind of education is yours? Failure, failure, complete failure." Liu Changan looked at this woman arrogantly, "You You can have a little bit of time, go and find out by yourself those family members who have raised a child who studied abroad, and then what kind of old age did the parents live...Of course, it is not absolute, maybe your family is just different .”

The woman pursed her lips tightly and said nothing. Wang Linwu looked around, looked at Liu Changan, looked at his mother, and looked at Zhou Dongdong who continued to eat ribs. He felt bewildered and at a loss. Did he do something wrong?

Liu Changan has already dragged Zhou Dongdong to the school. Compared with last year when Zhou Dongdong was asked the same answer, she has obviously grown up. Her mother who didn't pay attention to her only had one child, not four children. kind of thing.

Although Zhou Dongdong is clumsy, he is growing up after all, which is enough. As for whether he can memorize short English stories and the like, WHO TMD CARE GE DANDAN?——
Thank you for your generous rewards, especially some students will reward Xia Hua almost every time she updates, which really makes Xia Hua feel ashamed.Xia Hua will see the reward list and remember it in her heart.

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