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Chapter 825 Continuation Chapter 163 Stupid child and the four great inventions
Liu Changan found that with Shangguan Dandan around, he didn't need to press the horn on the electric car, because Shangguan Dandan would take the initiative to call "Didi" when he needed to remind the pedestrians in front to avoid.

Under normal circumstances, honking the horn is always offensive, but Shangguan Dandan’s beeping is not. When the vehicles and pedestrians in front see a cute long-haired girl sitting in the arms of a boy, they can’t help but beeping. The corners of the ground's mouth were slightly raised, and there was no way to give birth to disgust.

Shangguan Dandan still doesn't know how to ride an electric car, and she is still extremely addicted to virtual driving... Putting both hands on the back of Liu Changan's hands, her body twists and turns following the steering of the car, just like those who play racing games in the video game city.

Liu Changan has always believed that learning to ride an electric scooter is a very simple matter, even Zhu Juntang can learn it... Zhu Juntang has already mastered all kinds of balance bikes, and learning to ride an electric scooter is not as difficult as that.

But now he feels that Shangguan Dandan may never learn to ride. After she failed once, she never tried to ride by herself again.

Every time I see her with the electric car, I am either touching the electric car or pushing the electric car, or I have never seen her ride it.

Hey, in the court struggle back then, even though he intended to give in, he lost to a queen mother like her, and Liu Changan still feels unwilling.

"Dandan, besides being cute, what else can you do now?" Liu Changan felt that Shangguan Dandan was too depraved now, and he always wanted to save her, and let her get out of such a state of being idle and doing nothing every day.

At least like him, keep a positive attitude towards learning and working hard to live a healthy life.

"What do you mean by being cute?" Shangguan asked in confusion.

"It's just pretending to be cute." Shangguan Dandan is best at being cute and tricky. Whenever Liu Changan finds out that she has done some stupid things, she will use this trick.

"Oh, because I'm weak, and I can only survive by pretending to be cute." Shangguan Dandan had no choice but to live, one must master some survival skills.

Liu Changan stopped talking, and rode an electric scooter with the Queen Mother who was too weak to survive without pretending to be cute, to go around Wuyi Square for a few laps before returning home.

The sky was slightly bright, and Zhou Dongdong woke up alive and kicking. She found that the time for waking up every day was fixed, and at the same time, the time in school was also fixed. Zhou Dongdong gets up very early every day.

Zhou Dongdong rushed under the phoenix tree and found that Brother Chang'an and Sister Dandan had returned. The electric car stopped beside the phoenix tree. Zhou Dongdong climbed up and stopped at the footrest. The car circled the sycamore tree and drove out of the community.

"Brother Chang'an, the teacher told us to go home and find the four great inventions. What are the four great inventions?" Zhou Dongdong leaned on Shangguan Dandan's arms and turned to look at Liu Chang'an.

Shangguan leaned against Liu Chang'an's arms and turned his head to look at him.

"Dan Dan, do you know what the Four Great Inventions are?" Liu Changan passed the exam and was admitted to the official Dan Dan. He suspected that Teacher Zhou Dongdong meant that he should go home and find the real objects used by the Four Great Inventions, which would be suitable for elementary school families. Assignment ideas.

Otherwise, where can ordinary families find Sinan and gunpowder?
Shangguan Dandan thought for a while and concluded aloud, "The four great inventions are electric pony carriages, electric warming tables, television sets, meat buns, owls, running beards, and... small stoves, kettles, and briquettes. round and round……"

"Stop." Liu Changan said quickly.

Fortunately, there was one time when Shangguan Dandan asked Zhou Dongdong to tutor her homework. She found that she couldn't do it, so she didn't try to do this kind of thing, otherwise she would really mislead her children.

"I'll teach you when I go back." Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong.

"Okay." Zhou Dongdong is still very clear that when it comes to homework, Dandan's sister is similar to her mother, only Chang'an brother can do everything.

The three of them arrived at the vegetable market on electric bicycles. The butcher was cutting pork, the vegetable vendor was spraying water on the vegetables, and the grocery store was still open.

Liu Changan first bought a few catties of beef hind legs, and then bought pig tails, pig livers and kidneys from the pork butcher.

"Give me pork net oil." Liu Changan said to the butcher, he is a person who knows how to live, and if he buys a lot, he will ask for some.

"Okay, do you want to give it all to you?" The butcher said straightforwardly.

"Okay." Liu Changan had exactly that intention.

Net oil is the fascia that fixes the internal organs of animals. The pig net oil that Liu Changan wants is actually the fascia that fixes the pig intestines, and only the fascia in this position is suitable for consumption.

Its name is pork net oil, but it is not pure fat, but fat and collagen, which are used to wrap the ingredients for grilling or steaming. During the cooking process, the ingredients will be integrated into the ingredients to add the aroma of the oil.

When Liu Changan ate the first high-ranking templar, he wrapped dog liver with its net oil to make a "liver (liao)" that flourished in the Zhou Dynasty.

The butcher knew that people who would want this food were all foodies, so he recommended a way to eat it for Liu Changan, asking him to try roasting lamb head meat wrapped in net oil.

Liu Chang'an actually knew this way of eating, and chatted with the butcher for a while, while Shangguan Dandan kept wandering around, tiptoeing and stretching his head from time to time, to attract the butcher's attention, so that in the future when Shangguan Dandan came to buy vegetables, maybe There are some benefits to be gained.

The queen mother is particularly witty in this regard, and the stupid child is picking up the cardboard left by a truck when it unloads, because in addition to scrap iron, the grandfather also collects cardboard. Zhou Dongdong heard that his birthday is coming soon, I am going to earn some money to give my mother a gift, and thank my mother for giving birth to me, and for giving birth to me so witty and brave.

It is so difficult to make money, Zhou Dongdong bent over, propped his knees with his palms, and wondered how long it would be before the grandfather gave him money.

"Zhou Dongdong, do you eat snakes?" Liu Changan asked Zhou Dongdong when he saw the snake stall next to him.

Zhou Dongdong hurriedly ran away with the cardboard in his arms, climbed onto the electric car, and twisted the handlebar. Unfortunately, the car key had been pulled out by Liu Changan, so Zhou Dongdong had to pick up the cardboard on the pedal and run far away. He held a cardboard in front of him and looked this way to see if brother Changan really wanted to buy a snake.

Zhou Dongdong still remembers that last year Chang'an elder brother bought snakes and was poisoned. Fortunately, Zhou Dongdong fed him the antidote. Now there is no such red antidote at home.

"Dongdong, don't be afraid, all snakes are afraid of me." Shangguan Dandan came to the nearby snake stall, put his hands on his hips, and stared majestically at the cauliflower snake in the net bag.

Seeing this little girl who often came to the vegetable market, but only bought a few yuan each time, the stall owner heard it funny, and happened to be holding a snake in his hand, so he stretched out his hand and shook it, trying to scare Shangguan Dandan. , As a result, the cauliflower snake, which was still dead and twisted just now, suddenly twisted sharply, and its lower body was thrown up, tightly entangled with the stall owner's arm, and refused to move forward no matter what.

"Hey, what's going on?" The stall owner felt puzzled, but he didn't try to scare Shangguan Dandan any more, and killed the snake.

Only then did Zhou Dongdong stagger over with the cardboard in his arms, and quickly said to Liu Changan, "I eat, I eat snakes, snakes are not good friends of human beings, they can be eaten."

Liu Changan then bought a few snakes, ginger and spicy snakes, green pepper stewed snakes, garlic-flavored anti-bone snakes, snake flesh and blood claypot rice, and scallion-flavored snakes, all of which he is good at.

As for Zhou Dongdong's what is a good friend of human beings and what is not a good friend of human beings, the first-grade children don't need to care about right or wrong.

It can be said that human beings are born to look at the value of the face. The cauliflower snake is just not very good-looking, so it is deprived of the status of a good friend of mankind. It is included in the list of terrestrial wild animals with economic and scientific research value, and human beings are not in this list.

After shopping for groceries, Liu Chang'an drove them home. He picked up the electric car, and Zhou Dongdong took the cardboard and put it under the stairs, stacked it on Lu Sien's kennel and put it away.

Liu Chang'an processed the snake and marinated it. He didn't eat snake in the morning. He was going to wrap beef hindquarters in lard oil and roast it.

The beef hindquarter is lean and chewy, but the fat content is slightly lower. It is wrapped in lard oil, which just makes up for this. The fat is integrated into the meat, retaining the characteristics of beef, but it will add more aroma and color. Come on.

"Eat roast beef in the morning!" Zhou Shuling went downstairs and found nothing to do, so she rubbed her hands and sat beside Liu Changan to watch him roast beef.

Even now, Zhou Shuling still laments the luxury of life from time to time. Before, she probably would not have thought about roasting a few catties of expensive yellow beef for breakfast in the morning.

Zhou Shuling put her palm on her cheek and looked at Liu Changan with a smile, he is so kind.

"Which four great inventions are the four great inventions of ancient times?" Liu Chang'an turned his head and glanced at her, another stupid mother sent to her door to look for an examination school.

Zhou Shuling was a little flustered. Every time Liu Changan tested her in this way, Zhou Shuling felt nervous when she was called by the teacher but couldn't answer the questions at school.

She quickly calmed down, and such common-sense questions would not trouble her, "Firecrackers, papermaking, compass, rice."

Big...big rice?As expected of Zhou Dongdong's mother, Liu Changan nodded and said nothing, anyway, Zhou Dongdong is not listening to the answers to the questions right now.

As for Zhou Shuling's opinion that the four great inventions are whatever they are, there is nothing to correct.

She wasn't scolded, so it seems that even if she was wrong, it wasn't outrageous. Zhou Shuling chuckled a few times, stood up and said softly, "I'll get you a towel, your face is covered with charcoal ashes."

"Ah."

At this time, Zhu Juntang came over with a displeased face, because there were classes in the first and second quarters this morning, Liu Chang'an had already notified Zhu Juntang's little assistant, Jin Xiaomei, and asked her to remind Zhu Juntang to come to school with Liu Changan today.

Liu Chang'an had to supervise Zhu Juntang in this way. This sheep could skip class for any reason, and it was more willful than Liu Chang'an before.

"Xiaotang, let me ask you, what are the four great inventions of this world?" Liu Chang'an didn't intend to ask Zhu Juntang, but Shangguan Dandan decided to test her to show the empress dowager's concern for the younger generation's learning and progress.

"The four great inventions of this world..." The corners of Zhu Juntang's mouth curled up slightly. Who doesn't know such a question?Answer immediately: "Mobile phone, Internet, beauty camera and me."

Liu Changan glanced at the remaining lard oil, is it enough to wrap Zhu Juntang?
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