I'm really immortal

Chapter 851 Continued Chapter 189 Dragon and Brave Sheep

It was already noon when Liu Changan walked home, and there was not even a dog at home, let alone someone to cook for him.

It seems that Lu Sien also went out to play with him, and he didn't hide somewhere loyally waiting for Liu Chang'an like when he was waiting for Zhou Dongdong.

After all, it is the Dharma Protector under the Saintess, and Liu Chang'an has no objection.

He rummaged in the refrigerator, then went upstairs to search, and unexpectedly found that Zhou Shuling had bought several sets of black and white double-shape underwear sets that Li Hongfang was talking about.

Still haven't found ready-made food.

Liu Changan took beef, eggs, vegetables, ham sausage, and the hot sauce he made in the sun during his military training last year in the refrigerator, and cooked it in one pot, and finally put some instant noodles as his staple food.

Ah, if this is seen by Koreans, wouldn’t they claim that it is their national treasure-level delicacy-military pot.

Back then, the U.S. troops stationed in South Korea were rich in supplies, and they often threw away the canned ham that could not be finished or was broken. The people in the colonies picked it up and added some vegetable leaves, which became the famous gourmet army pot in South Korea.

It's really fun.

Ever since Shangguan Dandan, an annoying spirit, came out of the coffin, Liu Changan seldom ate alone. While eating, Liu Changan wiped his mouth, frowned and remembered something.

Middle-aged men in the workplace are under a lot of work pressure and come home very late every day.

The wife and daughter had already gone to bed, the bedroom door was closed, and the middle-aged man was eating a cold meal.

He was thinking that his daughter would have to pay for her piano lessons, that she hadn't found a math tuition class yet, that her parents hadn't gone back to see her for a long time, that her aunt's son was getting married, that her third uncle was hospitalized in the city, and that her mortgage and car loans were due. My wife just bought a bag. Fortunately, I can install it in installments. The old Wang next door has smoked He Tianxia, ​​but I am still smoking Furong Wang.

When the man came to the bathroom, he found that he was struggling to urinate, and the sound of water dripped, faintly, not as sputtering as before.

In order not to disturb the sleep of his wife and daughter, the man fell asleep in the study.

As the days passed, the man touched his thinning hair, and suddenly found that his wife's appearance was a little blurry in his mind. He was shocked that the living conditions between the husband and wife had become alienated and indifferent, and ran home panting.

There was a pair of men's leather shoes at the door of the house, and his wife's seductive but strange moans came from the bedroom. He walked over and opened the door tremblingly...

Thinking of this, Liu Changan couldn't help but feel some depression resonance. Now he is eating instant noodles alone, how he can understand the state of mind of this middle-aged man!
I was able to experience this kind of ordinary middle-aged person's state of mind that I have never experienced through the act of cooking instant noodles alone. I am really becoming more and more ordinary. Liu Changan nodded in satisfaction with himself.

Of course, ordinary middle-aged people have to worry about their daughter learning piano and cram school, so it is only natural for me to think of driving Zhu Juntang to school later.

After eating the instant noodles, Liu Changan cleared the dining table, went to the canteen to watch the old men and women play a few cards, and inquired about Shangguan Dandan's reputation and market for playing cards.

"You don't want to come to play in the future, we had a good time with Eggy," Old Man Qian said.

"Xiao Liu's cards are still pretty good." Mrs. Liu said nicely, but she didn't object. Shangguan Dandan doesn't like Mrs. Liu paying her bills with eggs, but it's better than wanting to win all her little hens Liu Changan is good to go.

"Didn't you play well with me before?" Liu Changan said dissatisfied.

"I still call you when there are few people, but the balls are the priority." Another old woman said.

"Hurry up and call Eggy over, it's an internal game of our dance team!" Old Man Qin said.

Liu Changan left very angrily, this is definitely bullying and exclusion!What kind of dance team insider is Shangguan Dandan?When she was training for the first dance team, she did less than ten movements of twisting her waist and swinging her hips, and then went for a walk holding the thermos.

If it weren't for the neighbors next door, Zhu Juntang would have to cancel your team tour rewards after winning.

Liu Changan came to Baolong Center, took the elevator and paused on the 98th floor, and Zhu Juntang's new assistant, Jin Xiaomei, walked in.

"Mr. Liu, good afternoon." Jin Xiaomei smiled and bowed to say hello.

Liu Chang'an nodded, Zhong Qing would call him by his first name, but Jin Xiaomei didn't have the right to call Liu Chang'an by his name, no matter her status or her relationship with Liu Chang'an.

He was quite impressed with Jin Xiaomei's beauty. Although it could be seen that Jin Xiaomei's face had been cut with a knife, the adjustment was really good. It could be regarded as a masterpiece in the world of plastic surgery.

Liu Changan himself often squeezes his face, and has no prejudice against plastic surgery... as long as he looks good, he is not his girlfriend or wife anyway, let alone worry that after marrying a plastic surgery woman, having children will always attract all kinds of doubts , so as to make face difficult.

The plastic surgery technology shown on Jin Xiaomei's face does not seem to be available in ordinary hospitals. Liu Chang'an suspects that Jin Xiaomei is also Su Mei's work, using some technologies from the Tesla Research Center.

Unless it's a close friend, it's very impolite for a person with a normal relationship to ask if the other party has undergone plastic surgery. Liu Changan asked implicitly, "Have you ever been to Korea?"

"Ah?" Jin Xiaomei tapped her face lightly with her fingers, showing a surprised expression. The tip of her tongue was moist and soft without coating, which looked very healthy and beautiful, "No, Mr. Liu."

Liu Chang'an didn't ask any more questions, he asked too implicitly, most people probably wouldn't associate "going to Korea" with "going for plastic surgery".

"By the way, is my dog ​​here?"

"Yes, it's called Lu Sien. It's playing with the door owner... By the way, the door owner is also a dog." Jin Xiaomei is not only responsible for taking care of Zhu Juntang, but sometimes also taking care of Zhu Juntang's pets.

Liu Chang'an looked at Jin Xiaomei calmly, and didn't rub Jin Xiaomei's face back to look like she couldn't get it back even after plastic surgery.

"Take me to see."

Jin Xiaomei only felt her whole body was stiff, the air in the elevator was forced out, which made it difficult for her to breathe. Fortunately, the elevator had stopped, and Jin Xiaomei hurriedly walked ahead to lead the way, thinking that it was no wonder Miss San was so afraid of him.

Because the third lady and her guests got up too late, Jin Xiaomei had just communicated with the kitchen about postponing lunch for a while, and Jin Xiaomei met Liu Changan... The former assistant Zhong often said that this Mr. Liu is better Jin Xiaomei didn't notice it at all.

Jin Xiaomei suspects that Zhongqing and Liu Changan are actually having an affair, but there is no direct evidence, but women's intuition in this regard is always particularly sensitive.

Liu Changan soon saw Lu Sien and another dog. On the road, he also saw alpaca kennels, kennels, marine animal living areas across floors, etc., as if a zoo was hundreds of meters in the air. No wonder in Zhujun In Tangyan's eyes, a single floor of [-] square meters is not considered a luxury house at all... She didn't even build a racetrack or a forest park, and the zoo was not comparable to the Shonan Provincial Zoo.

Lu Sien occasionally raises his legs to pee, and now he does these gender-disordered movements. In fact, in the eyes of dog owners, it is also very common, and many female dogs will do this.

The tradition of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect is that coercion is never allowed, and there is absolutely zero tolerance for this kind of behavior. Liu Changan shouted angrily, "You dog, be careful, I will castrate you."

"Let's play." Liu Changan patted Lu Sien's head, then signaled it to play by itself.

Lu Sien put down the dog in his mouth, bit the dog's leash again and went for a walk.

Liu Changan then went downstairs to look for Zhu Juntang.

"We had a lot of fun last night. Dan Dan and Professor Liu both tried on my little skirts. Dongdong used the alpaca as a doll and wanted to ride on Long Aotian's back, but they were sprayed on... Haha..." Seeing Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang felt a little regretful that he didn't come to play with him, otherwise he would unite with Dandan, coupled with the suppression of Professor Liu as the prospective mother-in-law, maybe Liu Changan could be forced to join in and play some games humiliate him game.

"Change clothes and go to class." Liu Chang'an succinctly stated his reason for coming.

Zhu Juntang was stunned for a moment, how could someone be forced to go to school while having fun?Zhu Juntang looked at the brand-new custom-made gold sheep doll costume that he had just put on, and was very angry.

The sheep doll costume has no horns, but has two sheep ears stretched straight, flapping with Zhu Juntang's breathing, matching her expression, like an angry sheep.

Liu Changan looked at her calmly. Without horns, it doesn’t mean she didn’t have any electric shock devices installed. As long as she got close, he would skin her and show her countless videos of sheep being shaved. ... Although showing her this kind of short video last time did not leave a deep psychological shadow.

Obvious.

"Have you watched "Three Kingdoms"?" Zhu Juntang calmed down and decided to reason with Liu Changan.

Liu Changan nodded, as long as it involved topics such as history and culture, he could still talk to her calmly.

"Professor Liu also recited "List of Teachers" last night." Zhu Juntang showed a shocked expression, "She also recited it backwards...while drunk."

"If you can remember the name "Teacher List", I feel like I'm drunk." Liu Changan nodded.

""Teacher's List" is an article written by Zhuge Liang to Liu Adou." Zhu Juntang was not drunk last night, because her purpose was to play with other people at will. The wine was replaced with a pineapple beer... a cheap sparkling drink that looked like beer but had no alcohol in it.

"What do you want to say?" Liu Changan frowned.

"You see Zhuge Liang paid three visits to the thatched cottage, and later became sworn brothers with Liu Bei in Taoyuan. He was loyal and vomited blood. What's the use of wanting Liu Adou to be the emperor of the Three Kingdoms? After he died, did Liu Adou become the emperor? Zhuge Liang vomited blood Even if a blood bank can be built, it cannot support Liu Adou." Zhu Juntang sighed with emotion.

Liu Changan took a deep breath, "It's not nausea and vomiting blood, that's painstaking effort, it describes Zhuge Liang's hard work and hard work that he devoted himself to, and died."

"You use an idiom that I don't even understand to explain a relatively simple idiom, is there something wrong with your brain?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an suspiciously.

Liu Changan clenched his fists, "Are you trying to say that you are like Liu Adou, no matter how I educate you and assist you, I will fail in the end?"

"Smart." Zhu Juntang raised his hand to hold his trembling sheep ears. This emotional perception control system doesn't seem to be very easy to use. When he trembles, he seems to be in a state of epilepsy. "Look at the friends I made. , Qin Yanan's brain is not normal, and he fantasizes that he is a pregnant woman all day long. Dan Dan is dignified every day, intoxicated by 2000 years ago, and has nothing to do except playing cards and drinking drinks every day. Zhou Dongdong, the first in the class for eating, and the grades The bottom one in the class. Zhou Shuling is a proprietress who obviously makes as much money as her rice noodle shop, but still pretends to be very busy. And Bai Hui, who has nothing on his mind except a small hoe."

"Is this still a world-class circle of friends of heirs of evil forces? I have already fallen." Zhu Juntang sighed deeply, "Since I have already fallen, why not completely fall? Presumably you don't want to see me because I want to change I want to become more outstanding, and regard my friends as passers-by. Zhu Juntang, who is so indifferent, so ruthless, so noble, and so peerless and lonely, is not what I pursue."

Liu Changan's heart exploded directly. Fortunately, his body was strong and his control was extremely strong, so he didn't let his whole body fly with the explosion.

He tried his best to keep calm, reshaped the burst heart in his chest, and then slowly stepped forward, and asked word by word, "Have you heard of the power of the wild?"

Zhu Juntang nodded, but he didn't know what Liu Changan was going to do, so he quickly followed in fear.

In fact, she also knew that she should run away at this time, but she was just a weak bleat, could she still escape from his palm?It's better to follow up immediately to see how he wants to deal with himself.

Zhu Juntang's sheep's ears began to vibrate at a high speed. Only then did she realize that the vibrating speed controlled by the emotion perception system was that the more she was afraid, the faster the speed would be, and she was not so sensitive to other emotions.

It is because human beings know how to be afraid that they can continue to reproduce. All lifeless creatures must be extinct, Zhu Juntang discovered this.

Liu Changan came to Zhu Juntang's princess dressing room, where all the lolita-style, gorgeous dinner-style skirts and dresses and accessories were placed. Zhongqing was ordered to remodel it recently, and installed a safe door at the level of a major international bank vault. At the beginning, it was to prevent Liu Changan from killing Zhu Juntang's beloved little skirt and little socks.

Zhu Juntang saw Liu Changan stretch out a hand, his arm swelled like a Hulk, and his muscles bulged like hard stones put together.

Liu Chang'an really couldn't restrain the prehistoric power in his body... The power really came from the prehistoric era, not an adjective or a fairy term.

The arms were covered with black scales, shiny and hard one by one, reflecting Zhu Juntang's astonished face with a round mouth.

His palm was beyond recognition, completely turned into some kind of dragon claw that could pierce and crush everything!

Liu Changan's hand pierced the metal gate in front of him little by little, with five fingers stuck in it, and then pulled hard, the whole gate and the wall were torn off by Liu Changan.

Looking at Zhu Juntang who was stunned like a dead sheep, Liu Changan asked coldly, "Are you going to class in the afternoon?"

Zhu Juntang nodded again and again, and while looking at Liu Changan's frightening eyes, he leaned over with trembling legs.

The sheep's ears on her head trembled as if they could fly with her.

Zhu Juntang stretched out his hand, touched Liu Changan's big hand, then turned his head to look at Liu Changan, then lowered his head to bite Liu Changan's hand and limb like a prehistoric species.

Can't bite at all!
It was too scary, Zhu Juntang turned around and ran away.
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The middle-aged man opened the door and saw the scene:

Those who guess the first type are considered normal people with a positive life and full trust in friends and relatives.

Guess the second one is more sad.

Guess the third type, please leave the earth.

As for which three are the three I mentioned, guess what?
Ask for a monthly pass.

(End of this chapter)