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Chapter 872 The Queen Mother's Tenderness

Compared with Qin Yanan's, Yan Huaye's entire back curve is slightly thinner. If the entire side part of the chest is added, the gap will be even greater.

It's not that Yan Huaye's figure is not good, it's just that there are two different figures. Mature and charming women show a delicate girlishness, which is the characteristic of Yan Huaye.

As the master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, Liu Changan has a very high realm and is a gentleman. He usually appreciates it openly, rather than deliberately pursuing the feeling of peeping.

What he observed was Yan Huaye's back skin and health status.

The complex structure of the back provides the strength of the human trunk to move, while protecting the important organs of the human body. Because of the large number of nerves, bones, muscles, ligaments and tendons in the back, as well as the radiation of organ pain, back pain will become the easiest for adults. One of the pains that occur.

Many cancer symptoms are also noticed from back pain. At this time, you can scratch the back of your waist to see if there is slight pain or stiffness?

This has nothing to do with the disease, but now most people seldom get beaten or exercise, the body's ability to resist pain is reduced, and it hurts to pinch it casually.

The skin on Yan Huaye's back is in good condition. It seems that her body is very receptive to the essence of super life forms, and it is expected to prolong her life.

"Huh? Who opened the door just now?" Qin Yanan looked back sensitively, feeling that it might not be the technician who went downstairs to fetch the meteorite.

Yan Huaye was enjoying with her eyes closed, and another technician was concentrating on pushing her back, neither of them knew.

Qin Yanan wrapped himself in a big towel and walked out, seeing his tall and tall brother sitting on the sofa, flipping through a new weekly "The Prey Man".

He held a glass of orange juice in his other hand, and the orange glass bottle was bubbling and bubbling.

"After you close the door of the hot spring room, and when I come out, in such a short period of time, you can arrange the poss, pick up the orange juice and pick up the book. It's really hard for you." Qin Yanan remembered that once she was at his house, An Nuan dialed When the video call came, he carried her outside the house as quickly as lightning, and then began to answer An Nuan's call.

"The feeling of time varies from person to person. An ant crawls slowly, and it takes a long time to travel, maybe it is only a few steps away from an elephant. You think I am in a hurry, but it is just that your movements are too slow. Slow down, I was methodical and calm just now, not an artificial gesture as you imagined." Liu Changan said disapprovingly.

"Okay, I know you're fast." Qin Yanan said meaningfully.

Mature women really like to tease men's concept of time. This is not a kind of provocation. In fact, it also hides their subconscious that they are more willing to show their desires and desire to be satisfied.

If a woman always likes to make such jokes and tease men with such words, it will often make people feel that there is an opportunity to take advantage of it, but a man had better be calm and tactful to try a lot, so as not to fall into the trap of "I can molest you but you can't". After being stabbed a few times, gold coins were dropped with a bang.

At this time, the technician who went down to fetch the needle stone came up, Qin Yanan asked her to apply heat to Yan Huaye's back first, and watched the technician walk into the hot spring, Qin Yanan walked up to Liu Changan.

Qin Yanan was only surrounded by a large towel, and his slender legs could be seen at a glance. Liu Changan thought of the thirty or forty female bodies in the bathroom. Sure enough, so many ordinary women added together could not compare to Qin Yanan's beauty.

"When I'm fast, I can swell your ass in a second." Liu Chang'an is not an ordinary man. As one of the strongest males on earth, he doesn't need to be eager to prove himself when a woman says he is fast.

"How dare you!" Qin Yanan didn't believe it. He pressed his finger on the center of the hem of the towel, grabbed the upper end of the towel on his chest with the other hand, and sat down with his legs together. If he could do it under such circumstances, he would be lifting the towel Most of the time, you can't do it, right?How can a man be so ruthless.

Maybe, Qin Yanan suddenly didn't feel so confident, she thought of the old tea cake with a corgi butt, maybe he had already played similar ones, and he was a little immune?

"Look at this man, he has collected 87 different kinds of coke cans from 10558 countries, breaking the Guinness World Record." Liu Changan naturally changed the subject, "Human beings are like this, as long as they are a little bit happier, they can feel a sense of accomplishment. Satisfaction, no matter how boring things are, you can persevere. Farming monsters, playing games, and self-blasphemy, all use the slight pleasure to satisfy people in this way to make people addicted."

Qin Yanan's cheeks were slightly red, he quietly mixed in such a word, was he trying to test or make fun of her?

"You should read more parenting books." Qin Yanan grabbed a parenting book and handed it to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan glanced at it. It was a collection of articles published by a magazine. This kind of parenting books is not very professional, but there are a lot of chicken soup content, so he opened the shopping app, wanting to read professional parenting books, and entered in the search bar involuntarily. A: "raising sheep".

"Scientific Sheep Raising Technology with Color Graphics", "Efficient Raising Techniques for Meat Sheep", "Small-scale and Standardized Breeding of Small Livestock Series", "Training and Emotional Training for Pet Sheep", "The Noble New Favorite: Alpaca"..." Qin Yanan read The books displayed on the screen of his mobile phone.

Pressing his temples, Liu Changan turned off the screen depressingly.

"Are you acquiescing that my 瀌瀌 is also the same as Zhu Juntang?" Qin Yanan reacted and pushed Liu Changan angrily.

"No, I made a typo. Look... the word parenting, isn't it easy to type it as raising sheep?" Liu Changan thought for a while, and that's the reason.

"It must be that you have searched for raising sheep, and this will happen." Qin Yanan was skeptical, and then rubbed her belly. She and Liu Yiyu have already had a deep mother-daughter relationship, and she has placed very high expectations on Liu Yuyi. , When I educate my daughter to be very good and surpass Zhu Juntang in an all-round way, then I will be able to piss off Su Mei to death.

What's more, according to this kind of palace fight involving the big house and the second house, an excellent child is the foundation of solid favor. In the ancient emperor's family, only the mother of the prince can survive... However, in order to prevent foreign relatives from interfering in politics, a prince was established. Later, he killed the prince's mother.

Of course, our old Liu family is not so cruel, but Qin Yanan still hopes that his Liu Yiling can be cultivated with emphasis. Now that Liu Changan is obviously a little fond of Zhu Juntang, maybe Su Mei will get some chance to turn around because of this. Qin Yanan should pay attention to the clues in this area now .

"Give me your mobile phone." Liu Changan stretched out his hand.

Qin Yanan touched the sofa, and took out a tablet for him.

Now many browsing and search records on mobile phones are recorded in the cloud. Liu Changan entered the browser, looked at the search records, and found some interesting records: My best friend always learns how to call sheep, girls like to learn sheep What is the psychology of barking? Does learning sheep bark reflect the Electra mentality?

"Plastic girlfriends." Liu Changan laughed.

"I'm really worried that she will turn into a sheep one day... Just search for fun, you haven't seen Zhu Juntang's search records, it's full of surprises, and she asks things that no one has ever asked before." Qin Yanan was slightly confused. said embarrassingly.

Liu Chang'an didn't take it seriously. Avrona and Xiaobai are typical animals that evolve into human forms. It's a kind of evolution. Mrs. Carnstein acquired the ability to change the shape of a bat, and at the same time acquired many abilities of a bat. How can she become a sheep? , Is that called evolution?Can I gain any ability?

"Are there still sheep's eyes in the kitchen?" The last time Liu Changan ate here, it was Zhu Juntang who brought the sheep's eyes, trying to make Qin Yanan sick.

"There are no sheep's eyes, but there is a lamb rib. I was going to cook and bring it to school tomorrow to treat colleagues in the department to eat. I have to participate in pregnant women training classes and club activities. Sometimes I have to ask for leave, and I am never in school. "Qin Yanan doesn't think that if the school's top management is settled, the subordinates don't need to worry about it. It is also very important to improve the relationship with colleagues and reduce some gossip.

Liu Changan got up, went to the kitchen to prepare the lamb ribs, put them in a pot and boiled them, then went to the hot spring room to send the two spa technicians away, and then suggested that he come to give them massage and body care in person.

Yan Huaye was a little shy, but since his sister was there, it should be a very formal and common massage treatment, so she didn't have any objections.

After the massage, I ate some hot lamb ribs with my hands. It was really a refreshing night. The cheeks of Yan Huaye and Qin Yanan were healthy and rosy, and Liu Changan also ate with oily hands and mouth. In the cold and windy season of early spring, after eating a big pot of mutton, the dissatisfaction with Zhu Juntang also dissipated a lot.

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In the morning, Liu Changan recovered the appearance and mental outlook of ordinary college students. He descended from Lushan Mountain, faced the slowly rising red sun, looked at the statue of a great man in the middle of the Xiangjiang River, and stepped across the Juzhou Bridge built by the people of Junsha with voluntary labor. , came to the center of the thriving city.

Behind the bustling high-rise buildings, there are hidden simple dwellings. Many old men and women who get up early start to wander around at this time. They will occasionally watch the young people passing by after a night of indulgence, and stare at those who are holding up their mobile phones to live broadcast. People, with confusion and thoughts in their eyes, I grew up here, why did my ordinary hometown become strange in my eyes, and became the so-called Internet celebrity check-in point that countless people chased and yearned for?

This city should have always looked like the 90s, or a little earlier. The memories of the old people seem to be no longer refreshed, and they resist the strangeness brought about by the rapid development.

Liu Changan was thinking about something, so he walked over a little bit, did not turn back to enter through the gate of the community, but jumped in from the fence, and saw Zhou Shuling tossing about the piece of land that Aunt Zhao had given her.

Seeing how she raised the hoe high and lost her balance with one foot, Liu Changan knew that although Zhou Shuling's original family life was difficult, she had never done farm work, and she didn't know who to borrow the hoe from. It's heavy and big, and it's not something she can wield freely.

Liu Changan grabbed the hoe easily, Zhou Shuling turned her head unexpectedly, "Ah... I'm digging the soil, have you had breakfast yet?"

"Let me come, finish digging and go back to buy vegetables." Liu Changan started hoeing.

Zhou Shuling stood by and watched. Liu Chang'an had only dropped the hoe three times. Zhou Shuling felt that he looked like an old crop handle. It was the so-called expert who knew if he had a hand, the height, strength, and depth of the hoe. , Throwing the soil and flipping it to one side with great strength, as if you have been doing farm work for many years.

"I'll dig it up, and you'll sprinkle a little chicken manure into it. When digging the ground, you'll need to sprinkle base manure, which is to improve the quality of the soil." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling, who was staring blankly at his work.

"Okay." It turned out that she could cooperate with him, and Zhou Shuling happily joined in.

The men and women are matched, and the work is not tiring. Liu Changan quickly finished hoeing the ground and told Zhou Shuling that the pepper seedlings and garlic seedlings can be bought online, and the survival rate is much higher than that of her own hair.

Zhou Shuling and Liu Changan went back with a hoe and a bucket of chicken manure.

It was Liu Chang'an who did the physical work, but Zhou Shuling had to go upstairs to take a shower, thinking that she would inevitably smell of chicken manure.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong had already woken up, the former would not go to work, but Zhou Shuling wanted to avoid Zhou Dongdong, lest Zhou Dongdong want to poop in the field and try to replace Zhou Shuling's chicken manure for fertilization.

Zhou Dongdong stood under the plane tree, waving his arms up and down very seriously.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan asked casually, the question he asked was meaningless, because what Zhou Dongdong did was often meaningless.

"Our teacher said that if you work hard and persist in doing things, you will be able to achieve your goals. I am now working hard to practice flapping my wings like a bird, and one day I will fly a little bit." Zhou Dongdong said panting.

"Since you know this truth, why don't you study hard and improve a few places from the bottom No. 1?" Liu Changan asked curiously.

Zhou Dongdong froze for a moment, then turned around slowly, continued to wave his arms with his back to Liu Changan, and walked upstairs.

Shangguan Dandan hugged his thermos and giggled, his shoes fell from his toes, and his toes wrapped in plain white socks rubbed against the vent cover of the small stove to make the fire bigger, quickly put the kettle on. woo woo woo!

It's just that she found Liu Chang'an's eyes on her, thinking of what happened to Zhou Dongdong just now, Shangguan Dandan touched the thermos, poured a glass of champagne and drank it.

When I wake up in the morning, there is no effervescent tablet in boiling water, so of course I can only drink some dizzy champagne water first.

"Zhou Shuling was farming just now," Liu Changan said.

"Although Xiao Ling does not have a noble background, she is virtuous and virtuous, very down-to-earth, without the slightest pretentious appearance. She is worthy of the position of queen. I will not presume to give her the seal of the queen." Shangguan nodded lightly. Nodding and raising her hand, she realized that Zhou Shuling had gone upstairs to take a bath, so she bent her palm halfway and touched her head. The queen mother is also very cute. She got up early in the morning to boil water and did housework. The Queen Mother's head is the same.

"The Han Dynasty was a farming civilization and attached great importance to agriculture. Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty would personally go to the fields to cultivate the fields every spring. It was precisely because of Emperor Wen's national policy of recuperating and emphasizing farming that laid the foundation for Emperor Wu to go to the Xiongnu. Otherwise, why Those who come to attack my strong man will be punished even if they are far away, how can they come from the great achievements of sealing wolves and living in Xuxu?" Liu Changan recalled thinking.

"Then during those days when you were emperor, did you pay more attention to farming, or did you go out to conquer the Huns, or did you confine wolves to Xuxu?" Shangguan tilted his head and stared seriously at Liu Changan, "In the end, you just played Women in the entire Weiyang Palace. What do you mean by telling me these things now?"

Liu Chang'an was at a loss for words for a while, this Shangguan Dandan is really eloquent and difficult to deal with, Liu Chang'an has been tricked by her many times, he should have been vigilant long ago and refrained from provoking her.

It’s just that this point has been mentioned, Liu Chang’an’s expression remains unchanged, “I’m just an ordinary college student who adheres to the core values ​​of socialism. Since you insist on your identity as the Queen Mother, you should uphold the consistent agricultural thinking of the Han Dynasty and help Zhou Shuling hoeed the ground."

Shangguan Dandan turned his head to look, Zhou Shuling went upstairs to take a bath, but the bucket of hoes and chicken manure was left downstairs.

Shangguan walked over indifferently, stretched out a finger to touch the hoe, he was a little puzzled, why these ordinary tools can always absorb all the strength of the Empress Dowager?
"I don't have the strength! I can't carry it, I can't lift it up, I can't!" Shangguan Tandan touched the hoe, then climbed back to the high chair and sat down, continuing to hold the thermos.

"Hehe!" Liu Changan sneered and took out his phone.

Shangguan glanced at him lightly, lifted the lid of the thermos, and drank the champagne inside.

Liu Changan found Shangguan Dandan's circle of friends and clicked in.

Shangguan Dandan squinted his eyes, looking at the rising sun in the east, the sycamore tree in spring, the new shoots are also very cute, and a cricket is yelling, "Take it apart and wash it and change it to a single one".

"Where's the circle of friends you posted yesterday?" Liu Changan swiped his fingers a few times, and was shocked to find that the dozens of circles of friends about moving the candy house posted by Shangguan Dandan yesterday had all been completely deleted.

Shangguan Dandan jumped off the high chair, moved the high chair to Liu Chang'an's side, climbed up again, and put Liu Chang'an's head in his arms. Seeing the child's incredulous expression, it was like Zhou who had just been hit. Like a thud, it is natural for the Queen Mother to comfort her gently.
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