I'm really immortal

Chapter 881 Don't provoke Shangguan Dandan
In the chaos, Shen Bin was held down by someone, and the phone was finally snatched away. After turning it on, someone grabbed his finger to unlock it, and a participant who just came to have a meal and was not an agent directly called the police.

Liu Changan looked at the lively scene, nodded, and said to Shangguan Dandan: "The feelings expressed by the group, no matter right or wrong, good or evil, are simple and direct but exaggerated at the same time. Have you noticed that, in In reality, you can easily be forgiven for making a little mistake, but when facing a group on the Internet, the same little mistake seems to have committed a heinous crime."

Liu Changan finds it very interesting. He knows some psychologists, some who study individuals and some who study groups, but most of them are dead. Liu Changan feels sorry for them. When the Internet develops, people's gathering becomes When things get simpler, the research on group psychology and behavior becomes more important. However, there are few relevant psychological masterpieces recently. The simple and crude statistical laws in the name of big data are actually very superficial, but they are regarded as the standard by many people in the economic field.

"Well, you are right, just like you snatched my pony carriage, any mistakes can be forgiven, but when you face the group of grandfather, Zhang Anshi, Tian Qianqiu, Zhang Chang and others, it becomes It’s a heinous crime.” Shangguan Dandan held the thermos in front of him with both hands, and his stomach might have swollen a little after drinking too much effervescent water. Queen's elegance.

Shangguan Dandan was really beautiful, but it was a pity that she opened her mouth. Looking at her moist and bright red mouth, Liu Changan just wanted to sew it up for her.

"The more stupid people are, the more they like to stick together, because when the group is working hard, these stupid people, those who participate in the dark psychology of jealousy, and those wastes, they no longer feel their mediocrity and failure, but It feels like they have gained a short-lived but unstoppable powerful force, as if they can destroy everything. This feeling makes them addicted, just like some people can't restrain their frequent self-blasphemy." Liu Changan thought for a while, psychology He is an outsider, but the current management of online group restlessness requires the participation of experts who understand group psychology in order to guide, release and solve these problems.

"No, frequent self-blasphemy, maybe it's just that pornographic things are spread too widely now, just like in the novels I read, some authors clearly have good writing skills, but he just wants to add a lot of unnecessary pornographic descriptions into it." Shangguan Dandan said. Disagree, "Just like other people like to send you colorful photos, you also like to look at them."

"Go to the buffet." Liu Chang'an didn't want to finish talking with Shangguan Dandan, Shangguan Dandan was the cutest when he kept pouring drinks into his mouth, kept stuffing things in his mouth, blocked his mouth and couldn't speak.

When Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan were eating the buffet, the police came to deal with it, and then Song Taozi’s mother came. After being extremely disappointed, she drove the car away to the school to find Song Taozi. The police were going to take Shen Bin away. XingJu awaiting trial.

Shen Bin asked to go to the bathroom, and the police were very humane. After checking the bathroom on the first floor of the hotel, they let Shen Bin into the bathroom.

Sitting on the toilet, Shen Bin had just taken off his pants and lit a cigarette when the partition door was pushed open. When Shen Bin saw Liu Changan squeezed in, he grabbed Shen Bin's neck with his hands, preventing him from making a sound. come out.

Liu Changan injected some super life energy into him to strengthen his body so that he would not easily lose too much blood and become dizzy because he couldn't bear the pain, and then eunuch Shen Bin with a table knife.

"When I was cutting the steak just now, I felt that this knife was not easy to use, it was too blunt. Fortunately, Shangguan Dandan didn't notice that I walked away with the knife, otherwise she would definitely follow suit in the future. If she was caught, she would It's too embarrassing." Liu Changan felt that this possibility was very high, and he was very grateful to breathe a sigh of relief.

No, I can't tease Shangguan Dandan like this. The mother is poor again. At most, she is just trying to use the majesty in her eyes to get discounts and split them up for sale.

Shen Bin's body was convulsed due to fear and nervous reactions, but he kept staring at the toilet drain,

"What are you thinking about?" Seeing Shen Bin's expression, Liu Changan knew what Shen Bin was thinking, and explained in a gentle tone, "Your life is about to die, and you still think about the rest of your life?"

"You...what are you going to do?" Shen Bin felt his hand loosen a little, endured the severe pain, looked at Liu Changan with pleading eyes, "let me go..."

"How is it possible?" Liu Changan laughed and broke his neck.

Looking at Shen Bin's corpse, Liu Chang'an beckoned, a mass of black hair flowed out from the exhaust fan on the ceiling, they spun and condensed together, turned into a huge python, and swallowed Shen Bin in one bite .

The boa constrictor rushed out of the bathroom, and the frightened policemen backed up against the wall. Only one of them was equipped with a gun, but he didn’t dare to shoot casually. The boa constrictor is a state-protected animal, so it might be possible to swallow a person with one bite. What is the level of sitting and wearing in prison.

"Everyone be careful!"

"There are pythons!"

People in the lobby screamed and dodged, and many people took pictures with their mobile phones as soon as they stepped back a little. Some people found the python crawling towards the back door of the hotel without looking back, and even followed it along the way to take pictures.

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Liu Changan was riding an electric bike, and Shangguan Dandan was sitting in his arms. I always felt that today Liu Changan was sitting a little behind, leaving more space for Shangguan Dandan, which made the empress dowager's noble butt much more comfortable.

From time to time, Liu Chang'an looked down at Shangguan Dandan's hair, she was too wicked, just as Liu Changan once guessed, Shangguan's Dandan's hair was definitely more than a simple function of tentacles.

"Let's go to that vending machine to play for a while." Shangguan Dandan looked at his empty handbag, because he ate with Liu Changan, before eating the buffet at noon, the handbag she filled up in the morning was emptied .

"Okay." Liu Changan had no objection.

"I don't like the peach-flavored yogurt, so take more juice. Don't use too much force when you throw it. I can't run fast, and sometimes I can't catch it."

"Row."

"How about after you scan the code and open the door, I'll throw it away and you pick it up."

"Row."

Shangguan Dandan nodded in satisfaction, if he had been so obedient 2000 years ago, he would not have been abolished.

In the afternoon, I played with Shangguan Dandan in the vending machine in front of the Tianhan Grand Theater for a while, and then sent her back. At this time, the incident about the man-eating python in the five-star hotel had already started to ferment on the Internet. It quickly became a hot search, and various photos and videos spread widely.

One of them just happened to film it from beginning to end. The video showed that when the giant python rushed out of the bathroom, its mouth was still chewing, and its body wriggling was accompanied by swallowing movements.

The giant python is more than ten meters long. According to its length and size, some people believe that it is an Amazonian anaconda, or it was secretly raised by a private person.

This argument is untenable, because the video clearly shows that this python is different from any snake in video memory. Its head proportions far exceed those of the Amazon anaconda, and it has chewing and tearing movements with teeth that other pythons do not have. Not like this, they are all swallowed directly.

"This is the spirit snake that broke through the wall and flew into the sky! The night before yesterday, when we were taking a shower in the bathroom of Hexi employees, a snake that was practicing in the air-raid shelter broke out of the wall. It is the snake that appeared in the five-star hotel today. I can see it clearly. Clearly, exactly the same!"

"It is indeed not an ordinary snake. It disappeared out of thin air after it left the hotel and entered the green belt. The fire department invited snake experts, but they couldn't find any trace of it. Only Fei Tian came to explain it!"

"Stupid, it's a water monkey in disguise."

"Go away, a stalk is used everywhere, just rub against the water monkey."

Liu Changan flipped through the comments for a while, making all sorts of messy conjectures, human beings are really interesting.

Of course the boa constrictor was nowhere to be found, because it was transformed from hair, and finally turned back into strands of hair, returning to Shangguan Dantan's head.

Taking advantage of Shangguan Dandan's playing cards and sharing the results of today's gift picking with her friends, Liu Changan entered her room and touched the bronze coffin.

The light was not turned on, and the room was a bit dark, with only one piece of sunlight coming in from outside the door, and the bronze coffin looked more and more quiet and magical.

Shangguan Dandan seldom lies down in the bronze coffin now, unless she sometimes wants to take pity on her coffin to show that it is still her beloved treasure.

In Shangguan Dandan's place, the coffin seems to be an AI device that can be controlled by voice, similar to the various voice assistants that are popular today.

It may not be as powerful as those voice assistants in the use of network functions, but its capabilities in other aspects may be much stronger, and it may even give people the feeling that everything is impossible.

Sometimes Liu Changan felt that it was more like a space-age life-support capsule or something. A life-support capsule that could support interstellar flight was naturally extremely powerful and could repair or even transform living bodies.

The bronze coffin is covered with all kinds of beautifully packaged boxes. If you look carefully, they are all kinds of candies. Looking at the packaging, you can tell that Shangguan Dandan's financial resources cannot afford it. There is no doubt that she got Mr. Zhu Tang moved here after Tang's Candy House.

Although there are quite a few here, but she moved so many times that day, it was obviously more than the ones in front of her eyes.

Liu Changan pushed the bronze coffin, and the coffin cover slid, revealing the inside of the coffin, which was no different from what Liu Changan had seen before. There was a brocade quilt, and under the quilt were the books that Liu Changan had put in the rattan wood bookcase before. There are pillows, jewelry boxes, clothes, and lots of effervescent tablets...

He covered the coffin, looked around again, but found no more candies piled up, his eyes fell on this coffin again, most of Shangguan Dandan's candies were hidden in the coffin, this thing can definitely be used as a storage The role of space.

With Liu Changan's current knowledge, it was a bit difficult to understand. He pushed the coffin cover back and forth, and suddenly felt that the coffin was standing upright, a bit like an elevator car... just like the ones that often appear in movies. An elevator to another strange time and space.

Liu Changan fumbled around on the coffin, this thing can't be seen just by looking at it, Tesla also has one, it's a thing made by concentrating the strongest technology of ancient civilization, it's just Shangguan Dandan's kindness Will Tesla's one be exactly the same?
It is unknown at the moment, and we will probably wait for the progress of Su Mei's research to reveal more secrets... Based on Liu Changan's understanding of Su Mei, she will definitely discover the city under the Antarctic ice sheet, as long as she is not stupid enough Liu Changan will not care about digging up Tesla again, because he is also very curious about ancient civilizations.

Liu Chang'an didn't ask Shangguan Dandan directly. Firstly, she might not know it herself, and secondly, she would not say anything if she knew it. The Queen Mother has no other skills. I have said that I survived by being cute.

Looking at the time, Liu Changan was about to go to class, walked to Aunt Xie's canteen, through the transparent plastic curtain, saw Shangguan Dandan standing on a long chair, carrying her handbag full of vending machine products, He was showing off something, and the other old men and women all showed envious expressions.

You bought it with money, and others picked it up, so why are you showing off?Liu Changan couldn't understand it, and he didn't expose it. He didn't want to provoke her today.
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Various demands

Some stupid book friends say that big chapters are watery. I don’t understand this truth very well. I used to spend three days and three hours writing [-] words, which was not watery. Now I spend more than ten hours a day writing [-] words. What’s the logic?I have always been like this, I write when I can, and I don’t write at all when I don’t want to.

You can say that I have always been watery, but it doesn’t make sense to say that I am watery when writing large chapters.

(End of this chapter)