I'm really immortal

Chapter 896

It is often said that killers and prostitutes are the oldest professions. This is obviously not true, but hunters are.

After humans learned to plant, all kinds of occupations flourished, the status of hunters gradually declined, and the jobs of killers and prostitutes changed from occasional behaviors to professional behaviors.

Everyone has a meal without a meal, thinking about where to find something to eat every day, can killers and prostitutes become careers?
At the same time that killers and prostitutes became professions, so did con men.

Lying is the nature of human beings, and it is a necessary behavior to stabilize social relations and the basis of rule. The so-called "thieves who steal the hook will be punished, and those who steal the country will be princes", which fully demonstrates that the upper limit of the profession of a liar is extremely high, and there are many chasers.

The idiom of self-deception shows that even if human beings do not deceive others, they will deceive themselves. Although the original meaning of this idiom is: I achieve the purpose of bullying others by bullying myself. When I want to bully others, I first I stabbed myself, and I asked you if you were afraid?
It's a long pose again.

Strictly speaking, what Shangguan Dandan did just now can't be considered a fraud. Her diamond phone may be a counterfeit phone. The so-called diamond is worthless even if it has a certificate. Qingcheng, Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong are really valuable to people other than Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong.

For example, there are high-level executives from Baoqing Branch on site. If they can become Zhu Juntang’s VIP guests and be invited to visit Miss San’s high-level mansion, their treatment and status in the company will definitely be improved in the future, let alone 1 yuan. Twenty-thirty thousand yuan is too much to pay, and the higher the status, the higher the price will be.

But the one who bought the mobile phone was Bai Hui. As a little white pig who is often slept with by Miss Zhusan, why does he need the treatment of a VIP guest?
"Bai Hui bought it just to make Shangguan Dandan happy, right?" Yan Qingcheng said behind Liu Changan holding a bowl. She glanced at Zhu Juntang, asking for such a thing, the average wealthy lady might disdain it, but it was Zhu Juntang.

As for why Bai Fen spent so much money to make Shangguan Dandan happy, it cannot be explained by Bai Fen having a lot of money.

Yan Qingcheng didn't understand very well, Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang seemed to be obedient to Shangguan Dandan, just like her fans, wandering around behind Shangguan Dandan's buttocks, forming an obvious Shangguan Dandan-centered relationship small group.

Although Zhou Shuling didn't do this, she seemed to be very kind to Shangguan Dandan. She even helped Shangguan Dandan lift her skirt, worrying that Shangguan Dandan would step on the hem of her skirt and wrestle when she was running around.

She didn't even care that her daughter Zhou Dongdong had fallen several times... Yan Qingcheng looked at Zhou Dongdong's figure, but she could think of one thing. It is normal for Zhou Dongdong to roll around in all directions, so Zhou Shuling got used to it.

"It's not entirely true. At first she might have such an idea, but later it was obvious that she was tricked." Liu Changan shook his head.

"Ah?" Yan Qingcheng recalled that she was also a little impatient just now, and almost forgot that although her current income is good, such expenses are still too extravagant.

"The more people pay, including time, physical energy, energy and mental effort spent in thinking, the more determined they want to get. The desire that lasts for three to 10 minutes is not satisfied, and the thinking in it will make him think he has thought it through. .” Liu Changan explained.

"Even if Shangguan Dandan suddenly raised the threshold in the end, and the mobile phone was changed from a free gift to a purchase of 1 yuan, people no longer care about the initial free, they just want to get this thing, so they make impulsive decisions to guarantee themselves. satisfaction and justification of oneself.”

Yan Qingcheng suddenly realized, "Prove yourself right... So this is how in many phone scams, even if the parties are dissuaded by the bank and the police, they will be emotional and stubborn, and will not understand themselves until they calm down completely. Why didn't you listen to me at all?"

"This fully demonstrates the necessity of downloading the National Anti-Fraud Center APP. It may not be able to prevent all scams, but it can always alert many people." Liu Changan nodded.

"Have this app?"

"Now it's 2018, maybe it will be launched later."

Thinking of how much she wanted to do with that diamond phone today, Yan Qingcheng made up her mind that when the National Anti-Fraud Center APP comes out, she must take the initiative to install it, and at the same time mobilize her classmates to install it.

Many fraud routines seem to be unreliable at all, but college students who represent the intellectual population are deceived a lot.

At this time, the combination of the routine, the tor and the victim is gathering together.

Shangguan Dandan looked at Bai Hui with great satisfaction. From today onwards, Anhui's ranking surpassed that of Xiao Zhongqing and Xiao Fang, temporarily ranking first, only one step away from officially becoming Shangguan Dandan's daughter-in-law.

"Dan Dan, in the future Anhui will encounter difficulties in taking down Liu Chang'an, and I still need you to give me a push at critical times!" Taking advantage of Shangguan Dandan's joy, Zhu Juntang hastened to speak. After stabbing a friend twice, you can also help your friend stab others twice...for example, stabbing Liu Chang'an twice.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Bai Hui said angrily, her cheeks flushed, but she didn't tell Dandan not to listen to Zhu Juntang, anyway, it was an obvious joke, Shangguan Dandan had her own judgment, so there was no need for Bai Hui to talk too much.

"It's all trivial matters, Anhui, you should prepare yourself psychologically first. When Liu Chang'an is full of goodwill and desire for you, but because of word of mouth and people's words, he refuses to go to Wushan with you. Naturally, I have a way to make the raw rice ripen." Rice." Shangguan Dandan is very calm, many empress dowagers in the past dynasties have a way to let the emperor marry the woman that the empress dowager likes, Shangguan Dandan naturally has such advanced palace fighting skills.

Bai Hui didn't know how to answer such shameful words, so she could only hug her diamond mobile phone and other prizes, bouncing around and expressing that she was only happy because of the things in her arms.

"Godmother, please make sure that I, Princess Baa-baa of the Colorful Glazed Pure White Wonderland and Void Severing Dragon Yanxian, participate in the plan." Zhu Juntang quickly said that he is so sinister and vicious, and his mind is unfathomable. People with bad intentions should not miss such an event. historical event.

"You have everything."

Liu Chang'an saw the three of them get together and had a stupid brainstorming. He casually heard that Zhu Juntang was going to participate, and when he walked over, he grabbed Zhu Juntang's head.

"You can't grab a girl's brain or cockroach casually. Since you grabbed my brain, you should grab Baifen's cockroach." Zhu Juntang said without panic, pointing at Baifen.

Bai Hui stopped bouncing around, and quickly hugged the things in her arms to cover them up. Maybe the correct way at this time is to hold her head high?But Bai Hui is a reserved girl, and she can't do this in a crowded place.

"I used up all my strength to speak just now, and now I'm tired." Shangguan turned around and walked away calmly. Since Baifen blocked his chest, this little emperor who disobeyed ethics might come to arrest her, Shangguan Dan Dan was a little scared.

"Dandan wait for me!" Bai Hui felt a little guilty, and hurriedly followed behind Shangguan Dandan.

"Your two accomplices have abandoned you." Liu Chang'an watched coldly. This kind of small group with no ideals, harming others and benefiting oneself really is so easy to fall apart.

"Hmph." Zhu Juntang snorted disapprovingly, "Sooner or later, I will regain my strength. As the Supreme Master of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, how come I don't even have this bit of leadership?"

Liu Chang'an looked at Zhu Juntang, who was still holding his head while he was holding his head, and said, "Since when did you become the Grand Master of Kyushu's Fenglei Sword Sect?"

"Didn't I tell you yesterday? I had a dream. I dreamed that you appointed me a position bigger than the head of the sect, that is, the Supreme Master of the Fenglei Sword Sect of Kyushu, who can ride on the neck of the head of the sect. Blessed, of course it is the Supreme Master." Zhu Juntang didn't raise his hands so that he could take himself out from under his palms, but turned around with his hands on his hips to face Liu Chang'an.

"When did you ride on my neck and domineering? I saw you trying to die under my palm." Liu Changan really wanted to grab her by the head and lift her up and throw her out of the atmosphere, but he really didn't want to do this. The rare species that were rarely seen in ten thousand years became extinct, so I had to say coldly, "Don't forget, you haven't joined the party, you haven't become a saint, and you are still the lowest in Kyushu Fengleijianmen."

Li Hongfang has just started, she is just an ordinary disciple and has no position, but she is the sect master's personal follower, so her status is certainly not low.

Zhu Juntang was slightly shocked, and thought depressingly, in the dream he had made her the Supreme Master, but he refused to admit it when he woke up, what a bad old man who doesn't count.

"I still have something to do, so I have to go first." Zhu Juntang remembered that his two jade seals had been destroyed by Liu Changan, and he had to go to Shangguan Dandan to re-carve them, so he raised Liu Changan's hands and prepared to leave.

Liu Chang'an stretched out his hand and grabbed her back, "You first submit the application for joining the party to the school, and then leak the news that you are going to set up an education charity fund."

"Understood." Zhu Juntang said sullenly, was there no time for him to stand up in front of Liu Changan other than being obedient?Hey, it's all because the old man is immortal, and he is not in a hurry to choose an heir.

If he could only live to be a few hundred years old, he would not kneel down and beg her to ride on his neck when he sees a peerless genius like her, who is naturally capable of carrying forward the Kyushu Wind and Thunder Sword Sect, and possesses strong leadership. Domineering in order to get her to agree to be his heir?

What makes Zhu Juntang vaguely proud is that he is really favored. Even if the old man is yelled at by her and wants to change his mind, he is still thinking about her.

"Study hard, don't just know how to mess around all day long. Look at your mother, she is a top student among the top students. With her professional ability, how many top talents have she conquered? All of her subordinates are good soldiers and good generals, just take them out. One, all universities, cutting-edge technology companies, top laboratories, and even big countries are vying for talents. What about you? Lead a group of bread people! Or the kind that I put them all down within a minute." Liu Changan looked at She gets angry.

Seeing that Zhu Juntang not only didn't reflect on himself, but immediately showed a proud expression on his face, Liu Chang'an knew what she was going to say, and said angrily, "Don't tell me that you can still be the leader!"

Zhu Juntang pursed his lips boredly, is he the bug baby in her stomach?Why did he guess what she was going to say just by showing a little expression?

Can't the leader be proud?When my mother recruits talents, she chooses leaders in all walks of life, and Zhu Juntang is also one of the leaders.

Zhu Juntang was scolded bloody, so he went to play with Shangguan Dandan and Bai Hui. He was scolded so cruelly today, and suffered great physical and mental injuries.
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┗|｀O′|┛哩~~, I looked at the background, since the last leader, everyone’s rewards have accumulated to nearly [-] starting coins. They are all starting coins, and we can’t treat one more than another. Thank you for the big chapter tomorrow, thank you Everyone!
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