I'm really immortal

Chapter 898 NOT VERY BIG BUT HAISHIBIG
As soon as Wu Qinglian stepped on the accelerator, the sound of Ferrari rolled, like a red streamer being swallowed by the darkness, disappearing without a trace.

The vehicles in the same line behind could only follow the red taillights and leave in a row.

The destination of Wu Qinglian and his party is Baoqing City. Two Japanese water conservancy experts are very interested in the hydrological environment here, and Wu Qinglian is also very clear that they are not only interested in the hydrological environment, but also in Baoqing's military airport. interested.

Wu Qinglian recalled the appearance of the little girl just now, with bright eyes and bright teeth, fresh as if immersed in the morning mist all the time, like a flower bud soaked in dew, it was the most beautiful age for a girl.

It's a pity that all the purity will be defiled, just like a girl's age will eventually grow old. After a few years, her eyes will no longer have such a bright brilliance. If she is on Taiwan Island, she can be engaged in interpersonal relationships The connections that work well for her.

Everyone is happy to see beauty destroyed, and so is Wu Qinglian.

"Are you okay?" Wu Qinglian said to the young man next to her, she was a little confused, could it be a sudden myocardial infarction or something?It shouldn't be so, seeing that he has a strong body, he can be called a caveman when he is exerting himself on the bed.

The young man let go of Wu Qinglian's thigh, and also let go of the hand that was holding onto his chest. Just now, he felt so painful that it was hard to breathe. His chest seemed to be pressed by a huge boulder of [-] tons, and his whole body felt convulsed. , soon disappeared without a trace.

Just like a sudden myocardial infarction in humans, it came without warning, but the disappearance of the symptoms is different, and you get relief after a moment.

"It's okay." The young man took a deep breath. Just now, he had this symptom when he saw the beautiful girl. It made people think that the girl gave him such a strong reaction.

However, like Wu Qinglian next to her, the girl just now can be described as beautiful and palpitating, and her skin is even more intoxicating, and just now when my palm fell on Wu Qinglian's thigh, even through the thin stockings, I felt a little rough.

What can be called feminine charm on her is probably her long legs and her buttocks. The rest is almost useless, and this woman is pretentious, and she doesn't know where her self-confidence comes from... She is reduced to looking for a man in a women's health club Young woman, kind of a failure.

"Then can you go to work tonight?" Wu Qinglian smiled charmingly, reaching out to hold the car gear and caressing it.

The young man smiled and touched his chest again. Of course he can go to work. The price of 3 yuan per day is enough to make the colleagues in the club envious, and at least three places will be advanced on the list of star technicians on the wall.

Do things with money and do your best. Since the establishment of the club, because of the excellent physical fitness, super high technical level, and excellent service quality of the employees, they treat the old, weak, sick, disabled, women, and even stinky babies equally, and have completely achieved zero complaints. Evaluation.

Wu Qinglian's appearance doesn't fit his aesthetics very well, that is to say, her face looks a little bit like a catfish, which can completely let him release his excessive energy to his heart's content.

What's more, although a pretty face is the first impulse, but in many cases, you can ignore your face.

The young man was about to speak, but Wu Qinglian's expression changed, and she noticed a long hair on his shoulder with sharp eyes.

"I heard that the first requirement of your clubhouse for the service of employees is to do their best." Wu Qinglian sneered, "I know you have outstanding abilities, but when I hired you, it's a bit inappropriate to do private work, right?"

"Private work?" The young man was puzzled, "Miss Wu, from the day you brought me out of the clubhouse, I have been inseparable from you. I have served you at least ten times a day. How can I have time for private work?"

More than ten times... Having said that, Wu Qinglian's heart fluttered. Thinking about it, he really didn't have the time and energy, but where did this hair come from? Pointing to the long hair on the young man's shoulders... Wu Qinglian doesn't have such good hair.

The young man touched his shoulder and looked around, but found nothing.

Wu Qinglian didn't take it too seriously, and noticed that the young man's face seemed to be a little dark, and wondered if she wanted too much these days?However, whether we Taiwan people do business or purchase services, if we pay the money, of course we use him to death, continue at night, and change people if we can't hold on.

The red Ferrari is completely integrated into the night, and the two taillights are like the strange and bloodthirsty pupils of a crawling snake.

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Zhu Juntang, Shangguan Dandan, and Baihui were still wandering in the street. At the end of the street, there were basically no shops or food stalls for tourists, but there were more local daily necessities. shop.

These shops are scattered, and the doors are usually half closed. When you pass by, you can see the yelling of beards or mahjong under the dim lights.

Shangguan Dandan wanted to go back and beat the beard away.

So the three of them turned around and walked back. Zhu Juntang bought a small trailer for sheep, and it could hold two loads of fertilizer. After all, sheep, an animal, is still slightly smaller in size compared to its brother cattle, and it is difficult for them to travel long distances. The carrying capacity of trekking is even worse than that of donkeys, horses and mules.

Zhu Juntang's plan is to be used when Liu Changan turns into a sheep, but Zhu Juntang hasn't figured out how to make Liu Changan pull the cart willingly.

Shangguan Dandan bought a chainsaw. Chainsaws are relatively rare in daily life. They are usually only found in the homes of professional loggers near the forest farm, such as Bald Qiang.

What impressed everyone more may be that the chainsaws in American dramas like "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" are actually just different in power.

The chain saw is more convenient. It doesn’t need to pull a long wire. It can work all day in the deep mountains and old forests after filling it with oil.

"Dan Dan, what are you buying this for?" Bai Hui asked curiously, feeling that girls could not use such destructive and violent things.

"Saw the bad guy." Shangguan Dandan explained, "I don't have much strength, so I need this kind of tool to help. If it's Liu Chang'an, he has great strength, and he can tear the bad guy into pieces casually."

Bai Hui saw Shangguan Dandan wielding the big chainsaw abruptly, sometimes raising it above her head, sometimes smashing it on the ground and scratching, she was really worried that Shangguan Dandan would saw herself off if it was activated. hands and feet.

"I thought you wanted to saw trees for fun, but you can't saw the trees on the street indiscriminately, even the ones you planted yourself are very troublesome!" Bai Hui still breathed a sigh of relief, as long as Shangguan Dandan is not Just sawing trees everywhere, as for sawing bad guys?Bai Hui didn't take it seriously either, because Shangguan Dandan, like Zhu Juntang, often said some very inappropriate things.

"Call me when you saw the bad guys. Let's find a safe place to saw. After sawing, we will use the method of rapid biodegradation. We will not be able to use any scientific means to test and find positive reactions in human tissue." Zhu Juntang is very professional. said.

Bai Hui was taken aback by Zhu Juntang's calm and murderous remarks, "Xiaotang, although you are from the Department of Biology, you seem to have learned nothing. It's not like you can say something. Has something been stolen?"

"When I first met Liu Chang'an last year, I tried to take samples from him for research, but to no avail. What I'm talking about is not professional knowledge. As long as you are as ruthless as I am, and treat people like mustard, you will master this knowledge sooner or later. " Zhu Juntang raised his head pretentiously, and raised his head, "Do you think I'm joking when I say that my mother is one of the most powerful evil forces in the world? Under the influence of my ears and eyes, I will inevitably become a ferocious baa baa. "

"This...is human life, not people's. Treat human life as worthless, not mustard." Bai Hui couldn't help correcting, sometimes I really don't know if Zhu Juntang did it on purpose, or didn't know it at all, always using idioms and colloquialisms Mess.

"Heaven and earth are not benevolent, treat all things as straw dogs, sages are not benevolent, and treat the people as straw dogs, Xiaotang is not benevolent, and regards the people as mustard." Shangguan finished speaking Dandan, hugging her chainsaw and giggling.

"The word Xiaotang doesn't sound as powerful as heaven, earth, and saints. It should be that fairies are heartless and regard the people as mustard. Fairies are similar to heaven, earth, and saints." Zhu Juntang thought for a while, and used his cultural background to correct Shangguan Dandan the words used.

"I think it's better to use a princess. The princess represents the class that is opposed to the people." After all, Bai Hui was born in New China and grew up under the red flag, so she instinctively has such a cognition in her heart.

"Well, Princess Baa-baa of the Colorful Glazed Pure White Fairyland is also one of my provinces... one of my identities..." Zhu Juntang nodded in agreement, and then acted like a baby, "Godmother, Liu Changan wiped out the title on my jade seal , write me another one."

Zhu Juntang took out the jade seal from the two doll-shaped pockets in front of her skirt, and handed it to Shangguan Dandan.

"After being smoothed by him, the jade seal is thin, not thick enough and not conforming to the shape. I will give you two new ones tomorrow." Shangguan nodded lightly.

Bai Hui watched from the side, full of envy, wondering when Dan Dan would be able to canonize herself as a fairy and princess.

The three of them returned to the resort center. Zhou Shuling saw Shangguan Dandan holding the chainsaw, and was a little worried that she was targeting Liu Changan's beloved plane tree. After asking clearly, she felt relieved and volunteered that if Dandan wanted to use the chainsaw She can let Zhou Shuling operate it, after all, this kind of thing seems to be more difficult to use than electric cookers, microwave ovens and washing machines that Shangguan Dandan can't master.

Shangguan Dandan thought about it for a while, then shook his head. First, Zhou Shuling is his beloved daughter-in-law. Second, if something happens to Zhou Shuling, even if she is rescued in the end, Liu Changan will definitely turn against Shangguan Dandan. Maybe they will lock her in a small coffin and not allow her to come out, I don't know.

When Zhou Dongdong saw Zhu Juntang's small trailer, he immediately put on the lasso shoulder straps on the front of the small trailer for the livestock, and ran around the garden with the small trailer.

Zhu Juntang looked at Zhou Dongdong from the side, then looked at Liu Changan, and immediately got a chestnut from Liu Changan, which made Zhu Juntang very upset. This bad old man usually doesn't understand her mind at all, but when Zhu Juntang was thinking When dealing with his conspiracies and tricks, he always has a tacit understanding with her, as long as she has a wrong look, he will find out.

It seems that compared with Liu Chang'an's, his wisdom in observing words and demeanor is somewhat inferior, and this is one of the rare places where Zhu Juntang is not as good as him.

Liu Changan went to see Shangguan Dandan's chainsaw, and warned Zhou Shuling and Bai Hui not to play with this thing just to please Shangguan Dandan... But there is no need to warn Zhu Juntang, how could Zhu Juntang operate a chainsaw? ?She doesn't even know how to use nail clippers.

Bai Hui found out that she was mentioned by Liu Changan together with Zhou Shuling, and she was a little happy. After all, he needs his attention here now, and there are so many people close to him, which means that she is also the number one in the queue, so she ran after him into the kitchen , was pushed out by Liu Changan again... The kitchen is preparing supper, busy.

Tonight's supper is mainly shrimp, crab and beef. I don't eat roasted whole lamb anymore.

The beef is local yellow beef and wagyu beef brought in by air. The shrimp and crab are also common, just a variety of big lobsters and king crabs. Some are steamed, some are used for barbecue, some are used for hot pot, and some are made into fish meat.

Fish meat is a general term for sliced ​​fresh fish, shrimp, crab and shellfish eaten with dipping sauce. It was a very common way of eating in ancient times.

For example, Chen Deng, the prefect of Guangling in the Eastern Han Dynasty, liked to eat fish cakes very much. At that time, people were not aware of the prevention and treatment of parasites. Chen Deng ate too much fish cakes, which caused gastrointestinal problems caused by parasites. Hua Tuo saved... After being saved by Hua Tuo, Chen Deng continued to eat and ate himself to death.

Fish sticks became even more popular in the Tang Dynasty, and Li Bai wrote a poem "There is a small official in Luzhong, Feng Qilang, who gave the surplus of fighting wine and double fish to Ni Lu because of drinking carp and leaving poems".

For many of Li Bai's poems, just look at the title, because he has already written all the time, place, characters and events in the title.

The "carp" in this poem refers to making fish into fish sticks.

As for the matter of the Tang Dynasty, the grandsons of the turtles in the east will of course have to learn it. Since then, fish meat has been introduced to Japan from the Tang Dynasty, so that people nowadays think that sashimi originated in Japan.

The highest achievement of food culture in other parts of the world is to give shoes to Chinese food culture.

Today's fish meat is mainly made of Chinese Splendid Lobster, which is not yet a second-class protected animal in the country, so you can eat it if you have money.

"Try this prawn yellow soup. It's made from a big pot of lobsters picked yellow." Liu Changan dug out a small bowl and handed it to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong were sitting on both sides of Liu Chang'an. Leaving aside Zhou Dongdong's entry into the barrier, Zhou Shuling was looking at the huge lobster in front of him with nowhere to go.

Because watching other people eat lobster on TV is always in the kind of restaurant with a knife and fork, and puts on a polite posture, eating such a small plate of things that are basically two or three mouthfuls after removing the shell, but there is something weighing more than 20 catties on the table in front of you. , there is no large lobster that can be served on a dinner plate, and the other ones are several catties even if they are smaller.

The crab was also very scary. Zhou Shuling suspected that it was staring at her. Fortunately, it was tied up and could not move. The chef was dealing with its companion on the spot.

Fortunately, there are not only whole lobsters, but also various dishes made from split shrimp meat for her to eat. In fact, Zhou Shuling still likes to eat at home, so she can just ask Liu Changan how to deal with such a big lobster, or like It's delicious for Zhou Dongdong to gnaw on a big lobster like that.

Liu Changan brought shrimp and yellow soup, Zhou Shuling ate what he gave, and was holding a spoon to start, Zhou Shuling suddenly felt that something was wrong, she always felt that several eyes fell on her.

Zhou Shuling raised her head, and found that everyone seemed to be eating on their own, not paying attention to her, so she began to eat the shrimp and yellow soup personally delivered by Liu Changan.

"Why don't you give it to me today?" Zhu Juntang first expressed his dissatisfaction. He obviously ate roasted whole lamb last time. After he roasted it, he gave Zhu Juntang the appetizer cut from it.

For a ceremonial dish like roasted whole lamb, how to eat it, which one to eat first, and who to eat first, are very particular, especially for an old-fashioned person like Liu Changan. He must have realized that when he gave the first plate of roast meat to Zhu Juntang Zhu Juntang's fairy status is the most honorable.

He didn't pay attention to Zhu Juntang again today?This made Zhu Juntang a little angry, this volatile old man.

"You performed well today?" Liu Chang'an asked back, and dug a bowl for her at the same time.

Zhu Juntang thought about it carefully, then nodded, he performed very well every day, perfect.

Liu Changan didn't bother to pay attention to her, and told everyone to eat this shrimp soup first. This food must be eaten while it is hot to be delicious, and the taste will be much worse when it is slightly cold.

Bai Hui and Yan Qingcheng sat across from Liu Chang'an, and after Liu Chang'an greeted everyone, the two looked at each other inexplicably, smiled politely, and nodded slightly before turning their heads away, like celebrities meeting on a formal occasion .

Liu Changan didn't give Baifen something to eat, but Baifen didn't have any objections, after all there were so many people, Liu Changan only gave it to Zhou Shuling and Zhu Juntang.

Zhou Shuling is not the object of Bai Hui's jealousy and vigilance. If there is really a harem struggle circle surrounding Liu Chang'an, then Zhou Shuling is completely outside the circle, staying away from disputes, and unintentionally participating in the intrigue within the circle.

Zhu Juntang is similar, Zhu Juntang is upright, generous, and not at all unpredictable like some people.

Hehe, this Yan Qingcheng must have thought that when she ate with Liu Changan in the cafeteria that time, Liu Changan gave her some food, she felt that she would be treated like this today, and Bai Hui felt secretly refreshed, and then sent the freshly baked lobster tongs to her. In front of Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang sat opposite each other, both ends of the long dining table, and Shangguan Dandan asked the chef to process the ingredients next to her, so that she could take photos and videos while eating to post to Moments.

"Fenhui, you are determined. You have to eat more. You have lost weight recently. You can give Liu Changan... and give him another piece of beef. A man needs to eat meat to be full. These shrimps, crabs, etc. Just have a taste." Shangguan Dandan nodded in satisfaction, and at the same time displayed the dining table skills in Gongdou, by assigning his favorite daughter-in-law to deliver food to the emperor, to enhance her sense of existence, which shows that she is rightly favored by the emperor. If you are sensible, you will appoint her to serve as bed attendant tonight.

Bai Hui was a little shy, and always felt that Shangguan Dandan was doing this, as if the mother-in-law was declaring something, and couldn't help but feel a little shy and apprehensive of "working in the kitchen for three days, washing hands to make soup".

She still grabbed a plate of steak, shared a piece with everyone including Yan Qingcheng, then put the remaining few catties in front of Liu Changan, lowered her body and whispered in his ear, "Enough is enough." Bar?"

Before Liu Changan could answer, she stood up straight, walked back to her seat, looked at her empty plate, and looked at Liu Changan's large plate of steak in a daze.

Seeing Bai Hui's stupid look, everyone laughed, Liu Changan got up and picked up the plate, put a piece with a long clip and put it on Bai Hui's dinner plate.

Bai Hui slightly turned her head thirty degrees, and did not look at Yan Qingcheng directly, but at this time, it is not necessary to look at Yan Qingcheng, or not to look at each other, and the winner or loser in the scene has already been decided.

Yan Qingcheng was a little stunned, her eyes froze, Bai Hui's operation made Yan Qingcheng think that she was in a Gongdou TV series.

She's too... wife... Yan Qingcheng couldn't describe Bai Hui's actions for a while, nor could she express her own feelings, so she felt ashamed.

No, I actually understood Bai Hui's operation, as well as her small eyebrows and small eyes. Doesn't this mean that I have been unconsciously led by Bai Hui into that kind of bitch feeling?
This made Yan Qingcheng sober up, and she could no longer compete with Bai Hui because she didn't like Bai Hui's behavior very much, lest she end up becoming a member of the favor circle surrounding Liu Chang'an for no reason.

Shangguan Dandan started to eat grilled lobster claws, the meat stuffed his mouth, and temporarily controlled the Queen Mother's small mouth, unable to speak, Shangguan Dandan looked around, observed everyone's expressions, and nodded with satisfaction, but it's a pity that Yaya is not here today, If Xiaofang and Xiao Zhongqing also participated, it would be more fun, and only the queen mother can grasp such a situation.

Shangguan Dandan still remembered that Qin Yanan, Su Mei, and Zhou Shuling were the participants of the first Gongdou meeting. Xiaoling was too immature at that time, um, it is still the same now, but Qin Yanan showed the demeanor of a big woman. Talking about the mourning poem "Half Death Tong", it perfectly answered Shangguan Dandan's question about "the way of serving a husband".

As for that vicious woman Su Mei, after all, she was born in a businessman. She is more than aggressive and shrewd, but her mind is too narrow and narrow. up.

After this, how many factions will they form?How many more groups will be formed?Shangguan calmly analyzed with great interest.

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After eating supper, Zhou Dongdong hollowed out the largest lobster's head, wiped it clean and put it on his head, and claimed to be General Shrimp. He waved the two prawn claws left over from Shangguan Dandan's meal, and suddenly felt I am very majestic, almost invincible in the world.

"There is progress." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling looked at him suspiciously.

"In the past, after eating watermelon, she took the watermelon rind and poked her head on her head to become a watermelon general. You see, she still knows how to wipe the shrimp's head clean. Isn't this progress?" Liu Changan patted Zhou Shuling on the shoulder, "Growth is here. Shown in every detail.”

"You...are you serious?" Zhou Shuling couldn't judge.

"If you put a lobster skull on your head, you'll know if I'm serious." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Disgusting!" Zhou Shuling thumped him, then went to grab Zhou Dongdong, ready to take her upstairs to take a bath.

Zhou Shuling wants to take care of the children, but for girls in the mobile phone age, even lying on the bed is just playing with the mobile phone.

Bai Hui is going to find someone to accompany Shangguan Dandan to beat Huzi away. Zhu Juntang can't do this task. Zhu Juntang has no brand name in playing cards, peeking, replaying, temporarily adding rules, grabbing cards and other means are all available. Extremely, unless Liu Changan is also playing, no one can stop her from cheating.

Then there was only Liu Chang'an. When Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang went to look for Liu Chang'an hand in hand, they found that he and Shangguan Dandan had walked out of the resort building and were walking towards the night market street where there were not many lights.
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Just after 12 o'clock in the morning yesterday, I was scratched to death by a cat, but my cat loved me so much, it gave me one of its nine lives, and I was able to resurrect today.

Because there was no update yesterday, today's chapter is not a scheduled big chapter, and [-] words is not a big chapter.

There will be a bigger chapter tomorrow.

(End of this chapter)