I'm really immortal

Chapter 904 The small coffin of the ancient witch

The common coffins in the village are generally only about [-] to [-] kilograms.

Many people who have lived in the countryside have seen someone place a coffin on the left side of their main room. These people usually have elderly people over 60 years old in their homes.

This is a custom. In rural areas, the elderly are over 60 years old, and even some people in their 50s who are not in good health will start to prepare coffins for themselves.

In the past, I saved almost the same wood by myself, so I hired a carpenter to make a coffin for myself.

At that time, the standard of living was average, and life, old age, sickness and death were left to fate. Some old people did not know when they would die suddenly, so they prepared coffins in advance.

Especially those who have no children, worry that they will not even have a coffin after death, so naturally they have to prepare early, so as not to be wrapped in a straw mat after death, put it on the door and carry it to bury.

The weight of the coffin is a rather particular statistic. A coffin made of good materials will naturally be heavier, but it can’t be too big or too heavy. After all, people have to be put in it. It’s not just about carrying the coffin, there are loads outside. The frame is also quite heavy.

The coffins in rural areas are usually young and middle-aged people in the village. It takes more than ten or twenty people to carry coffins from their homes to the cemetery. They walked around the nearby villages, allowing the deceased to take a last look at their hometown and meet people from their hometown before being buried.

The coffin-carrying team passed by every household, and the heads of households who generally knew would light a small firecracker outside to express the meaning of giving away.

In the past, carrying coffins in the countryside was the responsibility of the strong men in the village. After all, every family has old people, and some of them will die. But now not only the neighborhood relationship in the city is disappearing, but also the human relationship in the countryside is difficult to maintain. After all, there are more and more people in the village. All the villagers in the same village have only houses in the countryside, but they haven't been back for some time.

Just like the last time Liu Changan went to his hometown where he had his head shaved, there is not only Qingshan Town, which has a specialty rice noodle, but also a town that was once famous all over the country for extorting PS photos, and it is also a town of false certificates. .

There are many luxury villas in this township built in the mountain villages, but no one lives there.

Some made money and built a luxury villa in their hometown to show their return home. In fact, the whole family moved to the city, and some of them were engaged in these crooked ways, and they were arrested together, and they were all squatting in prison.

Liu Changan has seen those village houses that can be called luxury villas, and the construction cost is not low, far from the American rural wooden houses that many people envy.

Pity.

"When I get older, I will go to the countryside to build a house. In front of the house, there is a big concrete pad for drying millet. The concrete pad is about one meter higher than the pond. You can fish while sitting on the concrete pad." Liu Changan said with some longing.

Although the city is good, life in the country is still unforgettable, especially for many people who have come out of the countryside and struggled half their lives to finally gain a foothold in the city. In the end, what they think about is the land and life in their childhood memories. Those old neighbors who are gradually disappearing.

"Do you have a homestead?" Shangguan's dull voice came through the coffin, a little muffled. Recently, when she was waiting for her friends at Aunt Xie's canteen, she watched some TV dramas about rural life with Xiaoqin Xiaoqian and others. more modern life information.

In the TV series, there are old people like Xiaoqin and Xiaoqian. They left the countryside, settled in the city, and gave up their household registration in the countryside. So even though there is still an ancestral house in the countryside, they have no homestead. They want to repair the ancestral house or It is impossible to knock down and rebuild a new house.

"I don't have one." This is a problem, but it is not difficult for him who has changed his identity and life experience a lot, and found a solution after a little thought, "I can sign rental agreements with villagers who intend to move to the city. I rented the house to him for 70 years at the rent of one yuan per year. He also rented the house in the village to me for 70 years, as long as I plan to build a new house on his homestead, I need to cooperate with the village to go through the formalities."

"Then you'd better find a villager with a mountain behind the house, and then we'll hollow out the mountain and bury me there." Shangguan Dandan kicked his feet in the coffin expectantly.

"Okay, I'll help you build an underground palace in the mountains, the level of Qin Ling... Forget it, no one can build a large tomb of Qin Ling's level now." Liu Changan originally had the disposition of "nothing is difficult in the world", but this kind of Don't bother with things that don't make sense.

Many people can't understand how spectacular and vast the construction of such a large project as the Qinling Mausoleum is. You can watch the construction record video of such a super project as the Baihetan Hydropower Station to get a little idea.

It is no problem for Liu Changan to hollow out a few mountains, but a tomb like Qin Ling needs slow work, careful carving, and countless scenes carefully arranged.

But Shangguan Dandan herself, her hair is more widely used in such scenes.

"Is Qin Ling bigger and deeper than the hole of the wicked woman?" Shangguan Dandan asked curiously.

"what?"

"You played with me!"

Liu Changan realized that Shangguan Dandan was talking about Su Mei's underground base in Hunan University.

"The big one must be bigger, but the deep one may not be deeper." Liu Chang'an recalled that Shangguan Dandan's hole was quite shallow, and Zhou Shuling found her treasure just by digging casually.

Today she talked to Liu Changan about exchanging cash. She probably wanted to exchange the 1 yuan she got from Bai Hui into cash and bury it.

It was necessary to bury it as early as possible, because Zhou Shuling's vegetable field hadn't actually planted vegetable seedlings yet, so it was convenient to dig and bury it again.

It's a pity that Shangguan Dandan always said that she lived her life shrewdly. That's not necessarily true, but she must be shrewd when it comes to protecting her baby. As long as she digs again, she will find that she has been passive. .

Liu Changan imagined the scene:
As he was digging, Shangguan Dandan became suspicious.

Having dug up the clay pot, it was discovered that something was wrong, Shangguan Dandan was very anxious.

He dug out the pot and was about to take off the lid, but Shangguan Dantan's hands and feet were cold.

Opened the lid, held her breath, stretched her fingers in with trembling fingers, felt overjoyed when she found something inside, quickly poured it all out, and finally collapsed on the ground as if escaping from death, crying bitterly holding her baby Find another place to dig again.

Hey, I really want to hide and see such a scene, it's very interesting.

"I don't like living in a place as big as the palace anymore. The small house we live in is very good. But when the harem is really established, we still need a slightly larger place, such as a mahjong room, a card hall, a small shop, and a kennel. , woods, vegetable fields, ponds, a mountain and so on.” Shangguan patted the coffin wall longingly.

"There still needs to be a place to put your vending machine, right?" Liu Changan said angrily, and by the way, he changed the coffin to hold it in one hand.

"Yes!" Loudly agreed.

Liu Chang'an chatted with Shangguan Dandan, and at the same time quickened his pace, much faster than when he went.

What happened tonight made Liu Chang'an understand Shangguan Dandan better. It turned out that when she was awake, she could completely control her monster-like hair.

When she came out of the tomb of the Eastern Han Dynasty, she brought a "Shangguan Dandan No. [-]", who was sucked clean by her hair, and she was in a dazed state just after getting up.

Later, the water monkey was sucked into bones, and she was lying on his back in a drunken state.

As for some abilities and characteristics of Shangguan Dandan, Liu Changan could only observe by himself, because if she took the initiative to ask her, she would either know nothing about it, or look around and refuse to tell the truth. It was cultivated after long-term immersion in Gongdoushu.

Originally, she told Liu Changan that a strange person was parasitized by her hair, and he thought she wanted to chase after her and eat it, but she just thought that Liu Changan would be interested and he could take her to play.

Liu Changan just realized that it was unusual for the strange beasts to appear here, and wanted to see what they were doing... Liu Changan was also interested in what they were going to do, so he saved Hu Jie's life, and when it made a name for itself, Liu Changan would You can join in the fun.

If Hu Jie is killed directly, there will be no follow-up. Maybe this group of strange beasts will really find out the secret of the corpse exorcist, and find some sleeping ancient great witch or something.

He is not a god of death, but a god of death who likes to join in the fun. Killing people is often done incidentally and necessary.

Back at the resort center, except for the staff on duty, everyone else has fallen asleep peacefully, and only the kitchen and other places in the whole building are still lit.

The sky at night was indistinct with a deep blue color, and the quiet tourist area had a sense of comfort that had faded away from the prosperity of the world. Liu Changan placed the coffin outside the resort center.

This thing cannot be brought in, otherwise the staff would be shocked when they woke up early in the morning and saw a coffin placed here.

Although some people send that kind of handicraft coffin as a good omen of "promotion and wealth", but no one likes the real coffin delivered to the door.

Back then, Linghu Chong was greened because Lin Pingzhi took 50 taels of silver to Lao Denuo as the coffin book after killing the Qingcheng faction, but after Linghu Chong bought the coffin, he took the rest of the money to drink flower wine , Yue Lingshan was greatly disappointed, and she lay down in the coffin disheartened.

Lin Pingzhi also hid in the coffin because he avoided being chased and killed. A man and a woman inevitably had physical contact in this narrow space, and thus formed a bad relationship, which caused the tragedy of the entire Huashan School.

"Why is this coffin in that temple?" Shangguan Dandan pushed the cover halfway, sat inside and didn't climb out immediately.

"Who knows? If they want to make the video more realistic, there is no need for it. The coffin weighs more than 2000 kilograms, and there are no twenty or thirty strong men who can't lift it up the mountain." Liu Changan thought for a while, "Or move it slowly first. Take the wood and let the carpenter make the coffin in the temple."

"I suspect that this is the coffin of the ancient great witch they said. This ancient great witch is just like me. Because it is very weak, it has to hide in this closed environment to feel safe. Now its coffin has been taken away by us. It must be very sad." Shangguan Dandan thought that if he lost his small coffin, he would be saddened, and he could empathize with the ancient great witch losing his small coffin.

"Ah."

"You send this coffin back." Shangguan Dandan crawled out.

Liu Changan didn't bother to talk to her, and went upstairs to sleep with the chainsaw.

Shangguan Dandan stood beside the coffin, put down the thermos, then grabbed the edge of the coffin with both hands, and squatted with his legs slightly apart to make it easier for him to use his strength. He gritted his teeth and tried to lift the coffin. It can only be done by the kind mother.

Oops, I have no strength, I can't move, I tried my best.

Shangguan Dandan hugged his thermos, bouncing up to catch up with Liu Changan's back.

Liu Changan walked to the door of his room, Shangguan Dandan followed with his skirt lifted, and then reached out to take back the chainsaw that Liu Changan was holding.

"I almost forgot to pay you back." Liu Changan said shyly.

"Then let's play for you." Shangguan said calmly and generously.

Liu Changan looked at her suspiciously, then shook his head slowly, because if Shangguan Dandan really wanted to give him the chain saw, he would never have taken it back just now.

Just like when many people collect lucky money during the Chinese New Year, if the other party really wants to give it to you, they will definitely stuff it into your pocket with one hand and open it with the other, instead of saying "If you want lucky money, then give it to you".

"No need." Liu Changan refused, then walked into the room and shut Shangguan Dandan out.

Once bitten by a snake for ten years and afraid of well ropes, Shangguan Dandan has many tricks, so he has to guard against them.

After all, Liu Changan still has electric heating tables and computers that Shangguan Dandan coveted, and Liu Changan hasn't bought a tablet computer to deal with her yet, so be cautious for now.

After returning to the room, Liu Changan took out his mobile phone and looked at it. There were pictures and messages sent by An Nuan. She said that her butt seemed to have grown bigger, and asked Liu Changan to see if this was the case.

Evidence of this she found was that the heels of her new open stockings felt a bit constricted, not quite the same as before.

Unlike Bai Hui, An Nuan's figure is taller and slender, her legs are not as round and sensual as a girl who is pure and lustful, but now the feeling of fullness begins to expand from the hip line to the root of the legs.

Liu Chang'an looked at it for a while, and suggested that she post pictures from more angles to facilitate his judgment, and also post some comparison photos of wearing and not wearing.

After sending the message, Liu Changan took a shower and went to sleep.

Feeling that he had not slept for long, he was woken up by the sound of kicking the door. Liu Changan walked over to open the door, and saw a sheep with a plastic bag on its buttocks standing outside the door, looking up and shaking its ears, looking at him expectantly and shouting: "Meh! Take me out to play."

"Have you learned to use the sheep's vocal tract to make human voices?" Liu Changan was a little surprised. Zhu Juntang was more active and effective in learning these messy things than she was in formal human education.

Human beings have created the current language, and various pronunciations are created based on the characteristics of human vocal cords and vocalization structure. The vocal cords of sheep are different. Even if they can speak human language, they don’t sound like human voices.

Just like parrots, starlings and other ornithologists speak, they also have the characteristics of bird vocal cords.

"Baa! I learned it, but I always have to bleat before I speak, baa!" Zhu Juntang raised his head, stretched out his front hoof and stepped on Liu Changan's instep, urging him to take her out to play.

Although Zhu Juntang is a fairy, but running out to play alone in the middle of the night, he is still a little scared, and when he turns into a sheep and runs around and does all kinds of messy things, if Liu Changan is by his side, there will always be something extraordinary. hapiness.

I don't know why, Zhu Juntang feels that he is beside Liu Changan, always extra lively and naive and likes to play around.

Liu Changan checked the time, it was five in the morning.

He had only just fallen asleep.

He doesn't need to sleep as long as ordinary people to keep his energy strong, but it is an unpleasant thing to be woken up after not sleeping for a long time.

So Liu Chang'an reached out and held Zhu Juntang under his armpit, and walked downstairs. Zhu Juntang froze for a moment, then wriggled and struggled, this old man must have bad intentions.

But how could she break free, and when she came downstairs, Liu Changan put the small trailer on her body.

Zhu Juntang jumped up angrily, but she was able to put the plastic bag on by kicking her legs and rubbing her buttocks on the ground, but she couldn't take off the tight-fitting noose of the small trailer.

Obviously, after she bought it tonight, she intended to trick Liu Changan into playing with a small trailer with a clever strategy.

As a result, I put it on myself.

"Meh! I don't want to play anymore, I want to go back to sleep!" Zhu Juntang said angrily after running around twice.

"Your mother sent you here. In addition to making up lessons every day, you were asked to do some things on the ranch. I don't think you did it at all. It just so happens that now is a good time to pick up sheep dung balls. It shouldn't take long for the small trailer Fill it with sheep dung balls and return with a full load." Liu Changan put a rope around Zhu Juntang's neck and pulled her to pick up sheep dung balls.

Zhu Juntang tried to resist by putting her limbs together to concentrate pressure and press against the ground, but it was useless at all, because Liu Changan not only put a rope around her neck, but also took a whip to whip her, and the beating was no worse than before. Spanking comes lightly.

Zhu Juntang had no choice but to bleat aggrievedly, and was dragged by him to pick up sheep dung balls. At this moment, Zhu Juntang's bleating was not coquettish or cute, but just an instinct, and he couldn't utter other words to express emotions. I want to imitate Zhou Dongdong to express anger and helplessness twice, but the result is "baa" when I open my mouth.

This is completely different from Zhu Juntang's envisioned scene of playing together after becoming a sheep. The picture in his imagination is obviously that he also becomes a sheep. The big sheep and the lamb run, play and roll together on the green grassland.

The results of it?She has become a sheep, but he has not changed, and he still treats her as an animal-drawn cart, pulling her to pick up balls of sheep dung!
(End of this chapter)