I'm really immortal

Chapter 909
Liu Changan sat up straight and fastened the buttons on his chest. He knew that his charm was often uncontrollable. In order to avoid Bai Hui's lust and lust, and when it was difficult to get his soul, Gou Ji Tiao Qiang felt that possessing his body would be too much. That's right, Liu Chang'an must appear conservative.

Who makes it difficult for men to say that I can flirt, but you can't?It's obviously a man's power, yet people say it's hypocritical, hey.

Men should be self-reliant and self-reliant, understand that they can also say no to sexual harassment from women, and remember to protect themselves every day.

"I'll take a look at the picture after I edit it, and I usually don't send it out." Bai Hui added casually, not specifically explaining anything.

Liu Changan used superb lip and tongue skills to pit the cherries and spit out the pulp to eat. He took out his mobile phone and turned it on and said, "Wait, let me see in my mobile phone, those selfies with the same color tone as Japanese private houses, who sent them?" here."

"Don't look!" The apple muscles on Bai Hui's shy cheeks were puffed up, and she stretched out her hand to hold Liu Changan's phone, swipe across the screen with her palm, not sure if she wanted to block the whole screen, or if she thought it would be able to capture those photos. Wipe off the same.

This is not the first time that Liu Changan has been so close to Bai Hui, and he can clearly see the details of the makeup on her cheeks, which is faint, just what a girl's makeup should look like, not so gaudy that it can only be seen from a distance, but it looks like paper when viewed up close A feeling of painting and plastering by craftsman processing.

To say that make-up is like smearing, let me praise Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan by name, these two are the best.

Liu Chang'an had praised Bai Fen's make-up skills in the past, which can turn decay into magic... It's just teasing, just like Liu Chang'an often said that Bai Fen and Zhou Shuling were mediocre and not beautiful enough.

Baifen has a very good foundation, just like the beauties in the 90s, they always have their own temperament and face shape, which is highly recognizable, and it will not be the same as many online shooters nowadays.

Her eyes are big and clear, like a puppy staring at you with wide watery eyes and tilting its head, making people want to touch it to comfort it.

"If you don't look at it, don't look at it." Liu Changan saw her slightly pouted, revealing a small mouth with a gap, just enough to shoot a dart of drool... He has done this before, and according to Zhu Juntang's theory, it is an indirect kiss up.

As soon as I think of Zhu Juntang, the seemingly invisible trace of charm immediately dissipates into nothingness. Zhu Juntang's theory also infers another conclusion: Liu Changan spit on her ass, which is equivalent to kissing her ass, equivalent to swearing Serve her allegiance, and she will become a member of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate.

Before she could finish speaking, Liu Changan beat her up.

"Has Zhu Juntang woke up? Morning is a good time to study. Doesn't she usually study with Yan Qingcheng at this time?" Liu Changan asked.

"Why are you like your parents, you know how to motivate people to study day by day." Bai Hui also took the opportunity to stand up, turned her head and pulled her apron, not knowing whether it was regret or twitching, and met Liu Chang'an's eyes just now.

Looking at each other at such a close distance, if it was an idol drama, they would usually kiss each other. Bai Hui's heart was beating like thunder. Fortunately, such a situation did not really happen, otherwise it might be very embarrassing to meet and get along with each other in the future.

"Study and labor are things that can make people happy physically and mentally, and truly happy." Liu Changan said seriously, "Other games, clubbing, drinking, drawing cards, and even the taste of meat are short-lived, superficial, and even It creates a sense of emptiness, false happiness."

Suddenly jumped out of the ambiguity, and started to talk about study, life, and principles. This is also Liu Changan's daily behavior pattern, Bai Hui is not surprised.

Other boys will find an opportunity to be ambiguous, and they will continue to be ambiguous, and even find reasons and opportunities to overthrow them. From this point of view, Liu Changan is not smart.

"Meaty? What is meaty?" Bai Hui followed Liu Changan's rhythm habitually, and didn't immerse herself in the ambiguous mood for too long.

He would even spit into other people's mouths, and spit on other people's faces when their eyes were shining on tiptoe. What twists and turns could he not turn?
His turning point is often at the level of the rotation of the earth's magnetic field, which can cause biological extinction. The analogy happens when he talks to girls, which can make the deer in girls' hearts be strangled to death.

"Confucius heard about Shao music in the 3rd year of Zhou Jingwang and 25 years of Lu Zhaogong. He was 35 years old and fled from Lu to Qi before he heard Shao music."

"In fact, Shaole is an ancient music that was born four to five thousand years ago. Even Confucius, who already had a certain status and influence at that time, was born in Shaole nearly 5000 years ago, and he only had the opportunity to hear it at the age of 2000. It shows that music appreciation at that time was completely monopolized by the ruling class.”

"That's why Confucius said that Wen Shaole has no mood for women for three months. That's what he means, not that he has no taste for eating meat for three months." Liu Chang'an explained.

"You're talking nonsense!" Bai Hui protested with wide-eyed eyes. Liu Chang'an often misinterpreted some allusions and poems. He deserved to be the teacher who taught Zhu Juntang the traditional culture knowledge class. There are such students as there are teachers!
"Power is often associated with female sex. In that era, most women were ugly, and beautiful women, like Shao Le, were enjoyed by a few people. Do you think Shao Le's status in Confucius' mind is so Would he use the analogy of eating meat?" Liu Changan waved his hand.

Bai Hui bit her lip and stared at him. The most suffocating thing about a person like Liu Changan is that you clearly know that he is talking nonsense, but it is difficult to refute and you still feel that what he said makes sense.

"Don't be unconvinced. Beautiful women are more common nowadays, which is caused by the progress of the times and the improvement of living standards. In many film and television novels, it is often written that men abandon women for the sake of power. Charm is often more powerful than power, and many men seize power just to get beautiful women." Liu Changan pressed Bai Hui's head, making her a little shorter.

Of course, Bai Hui was not convinced, knowing that Liu Changan was often smoked by Zhu Juntang's angry head, so she used Zhu Juntang's remarks to anger him, "The "Guanju" that Xiaotang said is a story about the top rich second generation robbing civilian girls, Is that right? After all, Zhonggu Lezhi, a family that can have Zhonggu is the superior ruler who has mastered "Shao"?"

"Actually...she's right. Many things that you take for granted can reveal new perspectives and connotations if you think about them carefully. You can learn this from Zhu Juntang. Don't let your habitual thinking limit your ability to expand your imagination. .”

After Liu Chang'an finished speaking, he got up and walked out the door. He always felt that professional diners such as Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong were already howling.

Bai Hui carried the bamboo basket again and followed Liu Changan downstairs. This was originally the fruit that everyone ate together for breakfast, but it felt like Liu Changan ate a lot of it just now.

When I came to the restaurant, I saw Zhou Dongdong sobbing in "Om om..." and asked Zhou Shuling. It turned out that she had been holding a glass bead in her mouth and refused to spit it out, and claimed that it could be contained in her mouth. He was beaten up for his firm attitude.

Zhou Shuling also reported that Zhou Dongdong was buried by a ball of sheep dung. Liu Changan was delighted to hear it. He is such a good boy. He helped others twice early in the morning, but it was a pity that he was not at the scene the first time. Missed it ...Liu Chang'an couldn't help but think of the sheep that were submerged in the ball of sheep dung last night, it seems that he didn't miss it.

Forget it, no fun.

"Don't be angry, sit next to me." Liu Chang'an said to Zhou Shuling with concern, whether it was Zhu Juntang or Zhou Dongdong, it made people worry.

Shangguan Dandan was walking around the dining table, took a ruler to arrange the tableware neatly and evenly spaced, and then panted slightly tiredly, but still swaggered to the first seat and sat down, doing the housework for the morning , Dan Dan is really hardworking.

"Dan Dan, it's so neatly arranged, it's a bit like the feeling of a noble dinner party." Bai Hui received some deafening enlightenment in the kitchen today, and naturally praised Shangguan Dan Dan.

While talking with Dandan, Baihui naturally sat down under Shangguan Dandan's hands, and it was just unintentional to be next to Liu Changan. We are all friends, and I just sit casually. I hope no one will care. Baihui raised her head and looked Landing on Yan Qingcheng on the opposite side, she nodded with a smile, and then turned to talk to Shangguan Dandan.

Yan Qingcheng didn't have any feelings or emotions, last night Bai Hui's steak acting skills had already made Yan Qingcheng dizzy.

"Fenhui, can you do housework?" Shangguan Dandan considers his daughter-in-law candidates, of course not only to observe the other party's palace fighting skills and whether he is filial to himself, virtuous and diligent is also very important, Shangguan Dandan is very important to Zhou Shuling Satisfaction lies in the fact that she completely fits the words "virtuous and diligent".

"Yes, I fried the steak for breakfast today." Bai Hui, like many girls in the modern city, is not particularly good at housework, but it is not that her fingers are not touched by spring water, or she is not as ignorant as Zhu Juntang. I don't have any kitchen experience, but I like to give full play to it and I think I have top-notch cooking skills.

"I also fried love eggs." I fried them in a mould, but I only fried one. It would be purely a coincidence if Zhu Juntang happened to give the love eggs to Liu Changan when he distributed breakfast.

The steak and love eggs are fried with white fennel, but these are all produced by Chef Zhu, because she sprinkled salt on them at the end.

This is not a problem. Zhu Juntang is in the kitchen of Baolong Center. The chef is Zhang Jiawei. He just watched the steak for Zhu Juntang during the whole production process. The chef's dishes on the menu.

"I will also teach you some housework tips in the future. After you go back, turn on the faucet, just dripping water, and the water meter does not turn. Over time, you can save a lot of water bills. Money is a small matter, but this kind of frugal The attitude towards life must be the same as mine." Shangguan gave a serious lecture.

"Okay!" Bai Hui raised her hand and nodded vigorously, even though the honest water meter has long been eliminated in her community, as Shangguan Dandan said, attitude is the most important thing.

"Do you know that your vending machine is purchased by yourself every day and credited to your own account. This plan to make the business bigger and bigger also involves a lot of handling fees, and it will waste a lot of money over time?" Liu Changan Remind Shangguan Dandan that there are also problems with doing business with Dafa.

Shangguan Dandan touched his ears, and began to pour water for himself. Just now she was thinking about the life skills of thrift and frugality, but she didn't hear what Liu Changan said at all.
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Thanks to the boss 卍 Ghost Dance Seventeen Swastikas for generously rewarding 100000 starting coins. Thanks for the 11D update on November 2. I wish the boss immortality and immortality.

The boss is not confused!
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