I'm really immortal

Chapter 926 I, Zhou Dongdong, still bravely beaten today
When Liu Changan woke up in the morning, he felt warm and comfortable all over his body. He was wrapped in the sofa, pillows and blankets, and there was a soft and fragrant body beside him, as if everyone woke up in Annuan's house. Come morning.

I opened my eyes and fell asleep while watching "Country Love Story" last night. I closed my eyes without moving on the sofa.

I remember that before falling asleep yesterday, Zhou Shuling kept her eyes wide open and giggled from time to time. Probably not long after she fell asleep, she also fell asleep, and now she is nestling beside Liu Changan, her hands tightly holding the hem of her thermal clothing, her face There was flushing on the face, and the corners of the mouth curled up into a happy smile, and he didn't know what dream he was having.

A woman still needs to be happy and relaxed, free from any burdens, and have no worries about food and clothing, in order to be more beautiful and attractive, especially the kind of moist breath that slowly grows, which will make people feel that she is completely different from before.

Take the deodorant on her body as an example. Zhou Shuling didn't have any deodorant on her body before, but now she doesn't deliberately use perfume or too much cosmetics to marinate her body, so she naturally has a very comfortable smell.

At this moment, like a piglet escaping from a pigsty, Zhou Dongdong opened the door with his head and arched in, holding a soft, cold donut in one hand, and his spacesuit-like suit in the other. Cotton Jacket.

This kind of cotton jacket is thick and heavy, which hinders the children from being active and active, and there is no way to put it on by themselves, which is beyond Zhou Dongdong's ability to take care of himself.

When he woke up and found that his mother was not at home, Zhou Dongdong came down to ask Brother Chang'an to help him get dressed.

"Why did you get up so early?" Liu Changan sat up and looked at the window, it was not very bright yet.

"I... I dreamed that you didn't ask me to eat, and you felt more and more hungry, so you woke up hungry." Zhou Dongdong stuffed the cold donut into his mouth whole.

Liu Changan stretched out his hand to pull her over, and helped her dress with the cotton coat.

As soon as he moved, Zhou Shuling also woke up, covered her mouth and yawned, looked around in a daze, and then looked at the TV that was still playing, "Woo... um, which episode is it on? Song Xiaofeng Are you married to Song Qinglian..."

"Mom, did you fight brother Chang'an last night?" Zhou Dongdong looked at Zhou Shuling expectantly.

Zhou Shuling was still a little confused, and didn't realize for a while, why did she fight Liu Chang'an? Firstly, she couldn't beat Liu Changan, and secondly, she was the one who beat Liu Changan. It's just that she hit him unilaterally, it wasn't considered a fight, Liu Changan never touches her.

But Liu Chang'an had already burst into laughter, and helped Zhou Dongdong fasten the four-button button of the padded jacket that ordinary children would not have the strength to press into it.

Zhou Shuling frowned and thumped him, only then did she remember what Zhou Dongdong meant by "fight". She would ride on her father and hit her father. In short, this "fight"... Zhou Shuling originally had slightly flushed cheeks, which were as thick as rouge in Liu Changan's laughter.

"Didn't you guys fight? Song Taozi said that when adults sleep together at night, they will fight. Are you afraid that I will know if you have a fight? I won't criticize you." Zhou Dongdong licked his fingers and said loudly .

"You stupid boy, we didn't fight, would adults fight casually?" Zhou Shuling became furious, got up and beat Zhou Dongdong.

Wearing thick cotton clothes, Zhou Dongdong was not very afraid. After breaking free bravely, he groaned and hid under the electric heating table.

Zhou Shuling didn't bother to catch her anymore, seeing Liu Changan still smiling, seeing his heartless appearance, she was the one who blushed with embarrassment, so she also punched him several times.

After beating the little ones and the big ones, Zhou Shuling felt awe-inspiring and a bit of a wonderful sense of satisfaction. After beating her, she rubbed her hands and put on a down jacket, ready to make breakfast.

Liu Changan felt itching on the backs of his feet, probably because Zhou Dongdong picked up a pen under the heating table to write and draw on the backs of his feet, so he withdrew his feet, put on his slippers, and went to wash his face and brush his teeth.

Coming out of the bathroom, Liu Changan stretched out when he heard the sound of spatulas clanging from the kitchen, and saw Zhou Dongdong come out from under the electric heating table, ran around Liu Changan, and then raised his hands, and said majestically: "Brother Chang'an, do you think I look like a Sailor Moon?"

"Like." Liu Changan nodded earnestly, "Go and show your mother quickly, and tell her that she is Sailor Moon."

When Zhou Shuling heard the voice, she poked her head out of the kitchen and took a look, only to see that Zhou Dongdong was wearing a pair of flesh-colored crotch stockings on his head, and painted a few strokes with an ink pen on his forehead.

The stockings were naturally dropped by Zhou Shuling under the sofa last night, and Zhou Dongdong picked them up.

"Mom, I'm Sailor Moon." Zhou Dongdong pointed to the ink mark on his forehead, "This is the moon."

"Sailor Moon, I think you are almost like Bao Gong!" Zhou Shuling was funny and angry, mainly because the big padded jacket Zhou Dongdong was wearing didn't hurt and it took a lot of hands. Zhou Shuling pointed to Liu Chang'an, "You are responsible for putting it on her forehead Wash off the ink, whoever is disobedient can eat noodles in clear soup in the morning, there is no code!"

After Zhou Shuling finished speaking, she turned around and went into the kitchen again. Liu Changan frowned and looked at Zhou Dongdong, "I didn't even see your mother beating you, and she wanted to help you wash your face."

"Then I won't wash it, how about I go to school like this today?" Zhou Dongdong looked forward to it.

"Okay."

"Liu Chang'an! I can hear you."

"Wash it, let's wash it... To be honest, I don't think you look like the moon, like someone spit out a mouthful of betel nut sticky on your forehead."

"Draw me a moon!"

"No, when the time comes, your mother will not only beat you, but also me."

"Oh...then did you fight last night?"

The sound in the kitchen paused for a moment, then the faucet was turned on, and there was a loud bang. Zhou Shuling didn't want to hear the conversation between the unscrupulous brother and the stupid kid.

After washing Zhou Dongdong's face, Liu Chang'an took her textbooks downstairs and took her downstairs to read aloud. The sky was getting bright, and the mist on the Xiangjiang River had covered the entire community after midnight.

There is water vapor in the breath, the leaves of the sycamore above the head are green, the ground is wet, and the palm holding the scroll is also cool. Hard-working children should overcome difficulties and read the text aloud in such weather, hoping It is also an improvement to be able to change from the bottom one to the bottom two, or to improve to the bottom two score, so that the bottom one becomes two people tied for the bottom one.

Under the plane tree, apart from Zhou Dongdong, there was Shangguan Dandan. She didn't stay up late to watch TV last night, she fell asleep early, and woke up early today.

What she regretted a little was that she did not agree to fight the landlord with Liu Chang'an last night.

He didn't agree because Liu Chang'an said that she would pay her back if she lost, which aroused panic in Shangguan Dandan.

During the Spring Festival, Shangguan Dandan received a lot of lucky money, so she fought with Liu Changan as the landlord. At first she lost more than 100, 500, and 1000 yuan, and Liu Changan returned them to her. Later, she lost more than 3000 yuan. Liu Changan I never gave it back to her!

After Shangguan Dandan's painstaking deliberations and painstaking strategies, he finally got back the 3000 yuan and successfully bought an electric pony carriage.

But today, after thinking about it for a while, Shangguan Dandan felt that anyway, Liu Changan would return it to her if he wins in the first place, so let's play for a while, and when he feels that he won't return it if he loses again, he will decisively stop and stop the loss!

Maybe you won't lose all the time, but you can still win. As long as you stop in time, this is a sure win situation!
"Did you play cards last night?" Shangguan Dandan asked while cleaning the electric car.

After leaving Junsha for two days, after returning yesterday, he hadn't had time to express his intimacy with his beloved electric pony carriage, so the first thing Shangguan Dandan did when he got up early in the morning was not to boil water, but to polish the electric pony carriage .

"No." Liu Chang'an tricked Zhou Shuling into wearing a lot of clothes and turning into a round ball, so he didn't tell Shangguan Dandan, lest Shangguan Dandan play it recklessly and talk nonsense.

"Brother Chang'an fought with his mother last night, just like Song Taozi's mother and father." Zhou Dongdong actively reported.

"Read your book!" Liu Changan grabbed Zhou Dongdong's textbook and patted her forehead, then returned the textbook to her.

"Hehehe..." Shangguan laughed faintly. As the queen mother in charge of the entire harem, she is of course well aware of the similes and allusions to these things. Zhou Shuling was originally the daughter-in-law who held the "Empress's Seal". Sleeping is also a matter of course.

So Shangguan Dandan went back to fetch a few firecrackers, lit them with a lighter, and made a crisp "pop" sound in the morning to celebrate Zhou Shuling's death by the dragon.

These broken firecrackers were all picked up by Zhou Dongdong. They were wet and could not be ignited or set off. Shangguan Dandan took them and dried them next to the small stove.

Only Shangguan Dandan knew how to dry firecrackers with a small fire stove, and Liu Chang'an didn't say anything about such a safety hazard. It's not uncommon for a little old lady to do stupid things from time to time every day.

"You are riding an electric pony carriage and took me to the vegetable market to buy some nutritional supplements for Dongdong's mother. You must not be sympathetic. Rudeness and arrogance will inevitably hurt Dongdong's mother's body." Shangguan Dan Based on his personal experience, Dan decided to take pity on his most beloved daughter-in-law.

Liu Changan took the car keys from Shangguan Dandan, and before Shangguan Dantan came up with his skirt in hand, he twisted the handle and rushed out.

"Wait for me!" Shangguan Dandan chased after a few steps, then stood there and gave up chasing. He was obviously ashamed and ran away with his face covered. embarrass him?

Shangguan Dandan nodded satisfied with his understanding, stretched out his hands to straighten his sleeves, and walked back under the plane tree with his head held high, ready to give advice on Dongdong's homework next week. After all, she is also Dongdong's godmother, and this is also her duty where.
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