I'm really immortal

Chapter 937 The Most Ruthless Imperial Family
Zhu Juntang is knowledgeable and talented, and has an in-depth understanding of history and culture, traditional literature, myths and stories.

She has seen many stories about fairies descending to earth, then their clothes were stolen, and they had to marry mortals, Zhu Bajie, Jade Emperor and so on.

Fahai just peeked at the White Snake and Xiaoqing... But the White Snake and Xiaoqing were not taking a bath, but were shedding their skin, and they were naked.

In short, when a woman takes a bath and her clothes are taken away, interesting stories will happen. Zhu Juntang played by ear today and wanted to make such a story.

Professor Ling was the same as Liu Yuewang, they lost their composure when they were drunk, they chatted about taking sexy private photos, and the photos were almost shown to Liu Changan.

Liu Yuewang thought that Liu Chang'an didn't see it, but Professor Ling found out that Liu Chang'an was just high in EQ, he saw it and pretended not to see it.

When Professor Ling saw Zhu Juntang's camera, he started to play, and asked Zhu Juntang to help them take private photos. The two women writhed and posed randomly on the bed, and fell asleep after taking a few pictures.

Zhu Juntang originally wanted to move them into the swimming pool, and then fill the pool with flowers and plants to create a scene where fairies have their clothes stolen.

As long as he lured Liu Changan to the pool, he would rush out and grab their clothes, and kick him into the pool by the way. That was the plan, but it wasn't the case.

Only when Zhu Juntang turns into a sheep can he have great strength, and can even pull a small trailer full of sheep dung balls.

Now let her move two drunk corpses to the swimming pool, she won't even try.

Fortunately, they were already lying on the tatami, so they could barely make arrangements to lure Liu Changan over.

According to Zhu Juntang's thinking and analysis, even Tan Tan said that Liu Chang'an was lewd and slutty. If he kicked him in such a scene, even if he was unable to kick him down, he should fall down and roll between the white bodies of the two professors. go away.

Sure enough, people are not as good as heaven, she is a little fairy, but under the suppression of the other party's rank, she is still closer to people, and Liu Changan's various abilities are the same as "heaven", so she made a mistake in her calculations, instead It's not my own ability, brain power, intelligence, logical analysis, etc. that have problems.

"Let go of me! Bad old man!"

As soon as Liu Chang'an stretched out his hand, he grabbed one of the sheep's hind legs and lifted it upside down.

The sheep writhed and struggled almost convulsively, its two front hooves were scrambling in the air, and the other hind leg was also kicking and kicking, but unfortunately it could only let the whole body dangle, and the buttocks wrapped around it The pink plastic bag was kicked with a crackling sound, making it worried that it would be gone.

When Zhu Juntang first became a sheep, she didn't put a plastic bag on it, because there were only three women here, and she was planning that Liu Changan would come, so she showed the traditional women's reserved and proud, simple shame, and put a plastic bag on herself .

"If I don't deal with you again, you will really be lawless." Liu Changan didn't even look at Professor Liu and Professor Ling, and left with Zhu Juntang in his hand.

Professor Liu...has nothing to look at, anyway, it's about the same as Qin Yanan, An Nuan and others. It's just the most beautiful body in the world, and Liu Chang'an is not rare.

Professor Ling has nothing good-looking, except for big breasts, fat waist, and soft waist, and there are no advantages. If it weren't for the gentle temperament of an intellectual woman and a traditional woman, her face would not be so beautiful.

"What did I do? I just kicked you, you can kick me too!" Zhu Juntang gave up struggling, like a dead sheep that has just been slaughtered and bled, its hooves drooping naturally.

Liu Changan ignored her and carried her to the kitchen.

After all, it is a factory building, and with three floors, the area is only a little smaller than the top four floors of Baolong Center. It took Liu Changan a lot of effort to find the large Chinese-style formal kitchen.

This kitchen has never been used at all. After all, Zhu Juntang has long set the maximum number of people who can enter is only two people.

However, the equipment is very complete. According to Liu Changan's understanding, the more professional the chef and the larger the kitchen, the more various pots there will be, and the larger they will be, the largest one can be used to cook sheep.

Liu Chang'an carried the sheep in one hand and managed with the other, heating up a large pot of water.

"What are you going to do?" Zhu Juntang asked, looking at the floor, a little wary.

She knew that Liu Changan was boiling water, but it's not like he had been boiled in Nanshan... Zhu Juntang couldn't help being a little angry, this old man is definitely the worst stepfather in the world!
In this world, there must be that kind of beast that is inhumane and kills stepchildren. The one in front of him, he is definitely one of them. He even boiled his stepdaughter in a pot!

Liu Changan didn't answer, and directly threw Zhu Juntang into the pot.

"Ah!" Zhu Juntang screamed and stood up, shaking his body, he found it was warm, "Is this my grandma Zeng's favorite pot bath?"

There was a wooden board at the bottom of the pot. Zhu Juntang stood on the wooden board and walked for two steps, feeling very comfortable, but when he heard the piacipiaci sound of the big fire under the pot, he was a little flustered.

Liu Changan sneered, immediately put the lid on the pot, and pressed Zhu Juntang into the water to cook (readers with children please do not imitate).

"Baa!" Zhu Juntang screamed, the water was not boiling yet, and the temperature was tolerable, but who could bear the fact that the water was heating up, the fire was burning underneath, and the lid of the pot was on!
Zhu Juntang kicked with all four hooves, rolled in the pot, jumped and arched, in the end there was nothing he could do, the one holding the pot lid was not some other weak chicken, but Liu Chang'an who possessed the power of the wild!

Sure enough, it was the most ruthless emperor's family. Qin Dynasty II died because of Qin Shihuang's cruelty. He made his son Fusu, a great scholar in the world, into a barbecue. It is known in history as burning books and burying scholars!

More than ten years later, the Han Dynasty was born, and it also inherited this ruthless tradition. Emperor Liu Chang'an was abolished by Dan Dan within a few days, and now he is going to abolish Zhu Juntang, the heir of the master of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate !

"Do you know I'm wrong?" Liu Changan listened to Zhu Juntang kicking the lid of the pot, firstly he felt that even if she didn't use the kitchen, the kitchen utensils were of the absolute top quality, and secondly he felt that she was just a weak sheep after all. She can do nothing but turn into a sheep, but if she inherits a little more of Liu Changan's skills, even the hull of an aircraft carrier will be smashed to pieces by her.

"I knew I was wrong, I was wrong! You are my dear father, dear father, please let me out!" Zhu Juntang was horrified to find that the water around him had already boiled, gurgling and rolling.

The heat was so steaming that she couldn't open her eyes, she just felt that the whole sheep was swollen, and she was also spinning in the pot after being hit by the tumbling water. Is this the scene of the oil pan in hell?
"What did you call me?" Liu Changan asked calmly.

"Dad, you are my dear father!" Zhu Juntang roared and begged for mercy.

This is almost the same... Liu Changan lifted the lid of the pot, and Zhu Juntang made some progress. Instead of triggering the stress response of panic and fainting, he became a dizzy sheep that was quietly cooking, but jumped out of the pot come out.

Zhu Juntang jumped to the ground, bouncing non-stop like a spring, and then trembled violently, the plastic bag sucked up the water flowing all over the ground, it paddled its hooves, and ran out of the kitchen in a flash.

Liu Chang'an watched Zhu Juntang run away, and didn't really want to cook her.

Her physical fitness is still good, and she can withstand high temperatures.

She herself said that a gentleman should not stand in the midst of water and fire, meaning he should stay away from places where boiling water is boiled. At that time, Liu Changan was swearing because of her ignorance.

Now it seems that even she herself doesn't know that she doesn't need to be afraid of boiling water at all.

But when she calms down, she will probably find that she is not afraid of boiling water, and then she will feel that she is capable, and she will be proud of showing off her might, and it is unknown to go to Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan to show off her ability.

Surprisingly, she actually called him Daddy, because it was in such a scene, and there was no sense of reverence and intimacy, Liu Changan did not feel comforted by it, but just shook his head and sighed, and started to tidy up the kitchen again. Such an important place like the kitchen is so messy.

When he cleaned up the kitchen and walked to the grove and mushrooms, surrounded by tatami mats full of fairy tale style, Zhu Juntang had changed back to human form, standing there with long hair wet and sobbing.

Surrounded by low plants beside the tatami, Liu Changan couldn't see the familiar bodies of the two women, so he didn't have to shy away from it, and walked over directly.

"Today's hatred... I wrote down today's hatred." Zhu Juntang took the paper and pen, but didn't write anything down. It's good to keep this kind of thing in mind. Of course, there is nothing in the daily record. She took it Pen and paper just to show that I hold a grudge very seriously.

"You still hold grudges? You made the two professors like this, aren't you afraid that they will hold grudges?" Liu Changan said angrily.

"Who said I made them like this? They were drunk and shouted to record their youthful and beautiful bodies. It's none of my business!" Zhu Juntang put his hands on his hips angrily.

"Then how do you explain that you kicked me in the back?"

Zhu Juntang was not so confident anymore, he flapped the skirt with both hands, since he was boiled anyway, he didn't want to explain his innocence to him.

"When will they wake up?" Liu Chang'an didn't need her to explain, and Zhu Juntang didn't know what was in his mind, and he always spared no effort in messing up Liu Chang'an's private life.

This is completely different from her mother... If Su Mei knew that Zhu Juntang always wanted Liu Chang'an to have more women, Zhu Juntang probably wouldn't even be qualified to inherit Su Mei's Huabei.

"Let's go tonight... I told them that those drinks will break after drinking, but they said that they have never wandered in their life, and they have never been a dead fish in a bar. They just want to try the feeling of breaking in a safe environment... Then They also drank a lot." Zhu Juntang frowned, "What does it mean to be a dead fish in a bar?"

"You don't need to know." Liu Changan said in a blunt tone. Professor Ling and Professor Liu are not afraid to teach children badly... Thinking of this, Liu Changan immediately glanced at Zhu Juntang, and sure enough her eyes were rolling around again. Know?No wonder.

As far as serious common sense and knowledge are concerned, it's normal for her not to know them. She knows a lot about those unscrupulous, crooked, and messy things!

"Go, go to class!"

"I was boiled by you today and I still have to go to class?"

"Even if you are made into a roasted whole lamb, I will take you to class!"

"Bad old man!"

"Didn't you just call your father?"

"Bah, you still want to be my own father, you tyrant! In ancient times, Qin Shihuang burned books and tortured Confucian scholars, and now there is a deposed emperor of Han who boils water and boils sheep!"

"Hehe, there will be a confrontation again."

"What captain, how about I organize a sheep and sheep team?"

Liu Chang'an knocked on Zhu Juntang's forehead, drove her to a place with a hair dryer to dry her hair, and then rushed to class.
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