I'm really immortal

Chapter 948
Qin Yanan is not a player who specializes in playing kitchen knives and collecting whetstones, but he also prepares whetstones ranging from 400 mesh to 10000 mesh.

"Mesh" represents the thickness of the whetstone. The 400-mesh whetstone is suitable for sharpening the edge and smoothing the gap, while the high-mesh whetstone is finer and can grind the knife to a mirror effect.

Liu Changan planned to cut the thin end of the pig's tail into small pieces of about one centimeter, and cut the thick end into thin slices.

This kind of treatment requires two knives, Liu Changan did not rely on his own strength to force it, and planned to make full use of the knives, which is also a kind of enjoyment.

Qin Yanan can always bring him various satisfactions. She is very good at cooking, and her kitchen knives are also very good. Of course... she is even better.

After Liu Chang'an finished beating the whetstone, and was about to test the knife for sharpening, Zhu Juntang arched open the kitchen door, and came to Liu Chang'an with a jump.

"Meh!"

Seeing that Liu Changan didn't even look at him, Zhu Juntang had to yell.

When Liu Changan turned his head, Zhu Juntang turned around and faced him with his butt wrapped in diapers.

Liu Changan sharpened the knife with great force, expressionless. The knife was not broken, and the whetstone was not cracked, which showed that he was emotionally stable.

"I'm a baby sheep, I want to drink grandma, and I'm going to sleep with Qin Yanan tonight." Zhu Juntang said delicately.

Sharpen your knife.

Keep sharpening.

"I'm a baby, do you admit it?" Zhu Juntang felt that he was cute and cute. Whether he was a fairy or a lamb, he was so lovable and everyone loved him.

Liu Changan put down the knife in his hand, wiped his hands, took a video of Zhu Juntang with his mobile phone, and then sent it to Su Mei, with a postscript: How about sending you a sheep to form an Antarctic Zoo?
"Are you posting the video to Moments? Everyone will like it, after all, the lamb wearing diapers will make people feel cuter than ever before." Zhu Juntang said with some expectation.

Liu Changan was about to make her look like a real sheep, when a request for a video at tens of degrees below zero was sent, and Liu Changan got through.

In the video, Su Mei looks like the third wife. In fact, after careful identification, it can be seen that the main difference between Su Mei's real appearance and the third wife is temperament, and the facial features are actually [-]% similar.

This point is similar to Liu Chang'an's habit. The difference between Liu Chang'an, Ye Chenyu and Liu Jianshe is also the difference in age, status and professional temperament. If you really only look at the facial features, you can see that they are similar.

Dressing with temperament, sometimes it will really make your close relatives and friends feel that you are a different person, so if you can't find a boyfriend or girlfriend, don't worry about denying yourself, start with dressing and grooming.

"Look at this sheep." Liu Changan changed the camera and asked Su Mei to look at Zhu Juntang.

Because Liu Changan was still pointing at himself with the camera on the back of the phone, Zhu Juntang was a little suspicious, but habitually held his head up, trying to show some pride.

But what does the proud look of a sheep look like?Most likely it was just squinting. To show his disdain, Zhu Juntang turned around and held his butt wrapped in diapers to the camera, and shook it a few times.

"This is Xiaotang?" Su Mei would send a video request in the form of the third wife, of course she knew what happened to the sheep in the video sent by Liu Changan.

"En." Liu Changan replied, Zhongqing knew, it meant that Su Mei also knew, but I didn't expect Su Mei to be very calm, her daughter had changed, she just didn't care about it, so Liu Changan stayed here to deal with it. The sky is topped by the sheep, hit by the sheep, and deformed by the anger of the sheep.

"Zhu Juntang!" Su Mei shouted.

Hearing his mother's voice, Zhu Juntang knew who Liu Changan had sent the message to, and his face turned pale with fright. He kicked and pulled on the ground, but he couldn't run. Instead, the sheep stumbled and hit the door. On, knocked a hole in the door panel.

Its sheep's head was stuck in the hole, and it kicked and kicked with all four hooves, and finally pulled itself out. Then, it heard the mother's cry again, and fell to the ground in palpitations, its limbs tensed, which triggered the sheep's stress symptoms again. Passed out stiffly.

Confirming that this scene was all seen by Su Mei, Liu Changan approached with his mobile phone and took a close-up shot of Zhu Juntang's whole body, especially staying on his diaper for ten seconds, then turned the camera around again, looking at In the video, Su Mei is adjusting her expression.

"This is your daughter, look at the good daughter you gave birth to." Liu Changan also said calmly.

"Actually... Becoming a sheep is also a kind of superpower. She has just realized that if she learns to be a sheep today, she may learn to fly a dragon in the sky tomorrow." Su Mei said pointingly, hoping that he would understand that this is her own daughter.

"It's fine if you only know how to become a sheep. Do you know that she has to be escorted by me every day so that she won't skip class. Even so, she still wants to skip class whenever she has a chance. She actually brought a smoke bomb when she went to class today! Do you think she will bring a bomb next time?" Liu Changan didn't communicate with Su Mei often, but whenever he had the opportunity, he would not complain in person to let her know how failed her education was.

Su Mei thought for a while and asked: "When I was here last year, she didn't seem to be so presumptuous?"

Liu Chang'an nodded, that's indeed the case. Last year's Zhu Juntang also skipped classes capriciously, but not as much as this year.

"It was only after I left that she learned how to become a sheep by your side?" Su Mei asked again.

Liu Changan became a little wary, "What do you mean?"

"I mean, since I handed her over to you, she has become less fond of studying and more fond of messing around. I followed your master's order to send her to the Nanshan Ranch, right? In the end, she was there After learning how to transform into a sheep, how do you deal with it?" Su Mei looked at Liu Chang'an calmly.

Liu Changan was at a loss for words for a moment, he shaved Zhu Juntang and threw it into the pot. It seemed that it was not easy to say this in front of Su Mei.

"It is said that you still beat her often. This is your method of education? You used to express all kinds of high opinions. During the period of the Republic of China, you wrote and published articles on new-style education. , as far as I know, you also have the education experience of Ye Sijin and Qin Peng, why do you only know how to beat children when you come to Zhu Juntang's place?"

Su Mei asked a series of rhetorical questions, her breath a little short, and she pressed her chest and stared at Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan did not speak.

"I don't say I educated her very well, but think about the changes before and after I handed her over to you. She changed into a sheep in your hands, and it also got worse in your hands when she skipped classes. You still have to Send her to Antarctica?" Su Mei's tone became much calmer: "Is that why you are a father?"

Liu Changan quickly hung up the video, touched his face, and silently looked at the unconscious sheep lying on the ground.

How could this be?
How did it become my fault?
What did i do wrong?
Do I need to reflect on myself?
For the first time in his life, Liu Changan felt confused.

"What's the matter?" Qin Yanan was originally worried that Zhu Juntang would go to Liu Chang'an in diapers to beat him up.

She fell behind, mainly because she couldn't see the mess that Zhu Juntang had made in her bedroom, so she tidied up the books and bed a little, then picked up Zhu Juntang's dress, and then heard the sound of the door being slammed.

Firstly, she was worried that Liu Changan would be hit on the head by Zhu Juntang's anger, and secondly, she was worried that Liu Changan, who was angry with Zhujuntang, grabbed it and threw it on the wall, and hurried over.

"What else? I made a video call with Su Mei and asked her to see Zhu Juntang's appearance. When Zhu Juntang was nervous and frightened, he would stiffen and faint like a frightened sheep." Liu Changan opened his arms.

Qin Yanan could feel her brother's endless sorrow, and stretched out her arms to hug him. At this time, only she has a broad and thick heart to warm him and let him feel a little warmth.

In this world, there are not only little cotton-padded jackets that are icy, air-leakage and poisonous, but also warm-hearted little cotton-padded jackets that are warm and swollen.

"Did Su Mei say something?" Qin Yanan casually asked in his ear.

This way of questioning usually makes people feel like "Yes, it was caused by Su Mei...".

Otherwise, why are there so many people who are cautious or trying to take advantage of the wind in their ears and pillows?

"Do you think my way of educating Zhu Juntang is not right?" After all, Liu Changan is a person who is good at self-reflection.

This kind of self-reflection is of course different from the colonial thinking of inferiority, cowardice and self-abasement, and it is more in line with the way of a gentleman who "examines myself three times a day".

"What kind of education do you have here?" Qin Yanan couldn't help laughing, but he was also a little worried. Could it be that children like Liu Yiyi and Zhu Juntang couldn't be educated and guided like ordinary children?

After all, they are Liu Changan's children, so they may naturally have relatively strong hearts and attachments, and it is generally difficult to change their habits and psychology.

It can be seen from Su Mei's failure in education. I used to think that Su Mei might be laissez-faire or not good at education, but now that I think about it, maybe Zhu Juntang has a stubborn nature, and the general educational philosophy is not suitable for her.

Or it will be the same for Liu Yuyi in the future, what kind of child will Liu Yuyi be, completely like throwing dice and resigning himself to fate?

"I have to reflect on and learn about education methods." Liu Changan quickly recovered from his depressed state. After all, he has a strong heart, and it doesn't matter how many times he has just told Zhu Juntang about his failures today.

"Actually, fathers are generally better at educating their sons, teaching their sons to be strong and independent, but they don't know how to teach their daughters." Qin Yanan said objectively, and it is also a hint. From the current point of view, the future education of Liu Yulin Anyway, it can't be done in the way Liu Changan treats Zhu Juntang now.

That's right, it's still the most important thing to deal with the pig's tail. Liu Changan patted Qin Yanan's slender waist, and it felt warm and soft, just like the fat thick section of a stewed pig's tail.

At this time, the sheep seemed to wake up by itself. Its tail shook twice in the diaper and made a "snapping" sound, and then stood up after stretching its four hooves and pawing a few times.

The sheep shook its still dizzy head, walked to the door, stuck its head into the hole it had just knocked out and pulled it out again, exclaiming in surprise, "Bah! I'm so powerful!"

"Zhu Juntang, your mother knows how powerful you are." Liu Chang'an couldn't help but said, she didn't expect that she fainted from fear just now, and now she became proud again.

"My mother? It's just an Antarctic person." Zhu Juntang cheered himself up.

"Okay, next time I will tell your mother that in your eyes, she is just an Antarctic person. The sky is high and the emperor is far away, so I don't care about you." Qin Yanan knows his best friend best, and Zhu Juntang is obviously stern.

Zhu Juntang turned his head and saw Qin Yanan flung himself into Liu Changan's arms, looking like he was about to absorb nutrients, he hurriedly pushed between the two of them, and separated them, looking like he was about to strike while he fainted, Not afraid of polluting the innocent and pure heart of the baby sheep.

"It's disgusting!" Zhu Juntang woke up, and Qin Yanan was embarrassed to continue to lie in his brother's arms... Although this was nothing, the warm embrace was no different from the usual Zhu Juntang who came to seek warmth and tolerance.

Liu Changan picked up the kitchen knife, when the elevator doorbell rang, Liu Changan remembered to invite Yan Huaye and Yan Qingcheng to dinner, but Zhu Juntang made a fuss, and he forgot to change his clothes, there was another one in the kitchen wearing diapers sheep.

(End of this chapter)