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Chapter 954 1 Tree Pear Blossom
Chapter 954
Qin Yanan sat down with her waist pressed, even though she was pregnant, her demeanor was still elegant and charming.
He took off his coat and sat down, immediately raising the average visible bust in the living room by several levels.
She doesn't come to her brother's house many times, but except for the electric heating table, she basically buys other electrical appliances... Hey, the TV seems to be a little different, it may be that Dandan cutie took one away, and my brother bought a new one return.
Her cell phone rang, and Qin Yanan picked it up, and immediately Zhu Juntang's angry voice came: "How long will it take you to come back, I'm going to sleep!"
"You sleep yours, it's annoying, and it's not a baby."
"I became a baby sheep today, so now I still have some baby sequelae, and I need the warmth of Big NeiNei to sleep."
"You let Zhongqing sleep with you." After speaking, Qin Yanan hung up the phone.
After listening to the general idea, Liu Chang'an forced a smile to show that he didn't have any extra emotions.
"You said that since Zhu Juntang has learned to transform, would she want to try to make herself bigger?" Qin Yanan asked curiously, pointing to his chest.
Zhu Juntang always claims that she is the most beautiful and lovely girl in the world, perfect, but in fact she has a very strong obsession with breasts.
"She must have tried, but it just didn't work." Liu Changan said suspiciously. Zhu Juntang only likes to make her wish come true or order others to realize her wish. For things that require her own efforts, even if it is a very strong wish, And rarely acted upon.
For example, when trying to control explosive power, she feels that she has tried her best after ten times. The effort to make her breasts bigger is probably just shouting "big big" and the like, and she will give up if she doesn't succeed immediately.
Obviously no blood relationship, but some strange inheritance, Liu Changan took a look at Shangguan Dandan, the representative of the best-effort faction.
Shangguan Dandan was staring at her vending machine, it was the core of the canteen, it was repaired just now, Shangguan Dandan didn't dare to unplug it for the time being, so she carried it downstairs.
She decided not to unplug it today, and let it stay in Liu Changan's living room, but Shangguan Dandan was not at ease with Liu Changan, a mischievous child, so she had to sit next to the electric heating table to sleep at night, keeping watch on the automatic switch all the time. Vending machines will do.
Sensing Liu Changan looking at him, Shangguan Dandan didn't quite understand his eyes, but he still stretched out his hand to hold Ouyou in his arms and patted it around as a warning.
"Xiaotang is still very young, so don't be too strict with her." Shangguan Dandan was still very satisfied and liked Zhu Juntang, "I will teach her and Dongdong the invisibility technique tomorrow."
"Invisibility?" Qin Yanan didn't doubt whether Shangguan Dandan knew the invisibility at all, but was a little surprised. At the same time, he felt that Zhu Juntang learned the invisibility, and then everyone would understand the profound meaning of the idiom "chicken and dog restlessness".
Liu Changan waved his hand, signaling to Qin Yanan not to pay attention to this issue, he had already thought of the picture of Shangguan Dandan taking Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong with a mulberry leaf on their faces.
At this time, Zhou Dongdong, who was only wearing a set of thermal underwear, came down from upstairs, grabbed a grilled squid baby and stuffed it into his mouth.
"I... I only ate a little bit, and my mother took me away. I will definitely be too hungry to sleep at night, and I must eat a few more." Zhou Dongdong was a little cold, and crawled into Liu Changan's arms to sit. He said while eating.
"You can eat, anyway, no matter how much you eat, you will still have a circle of flesh around your waist." Liu Changan pulled the edge of the warm blanket to cover her body.
"Why? My mother can grow eight rings of flesh, and I want to grow more!" Zhou Dongdong said unconvinced.
"Because skinny people grow flesh, they grow in circles and gradually become a spherical shape. You have reached the limit and become a complete spherical shape, and the shape is fixed." Liu Changan explained.
Zhou Dongdong turned his head and looked at him. He didn't understand, but he didn't care too much. After all, growing eight rings of meat was not as important as eating a lot of barbecued squid.
It's just that Zhou Dongdong just ate four, Zhou Shuling also rushed down, and drove Zhou Dongdong to sleep with a bamboo stick.
"Why is this baby squid so small? Is it short of weight?" Zhou Shuling shrewdly discovered the problem, and ate that very small squid. , so it’s okay to eat it.
"If you want to eat, feel free to eat, don't worry about growing meat." Liu Changan looked funny, got up and took some squid baby in a small bowl and handed it to Zhou Shuling, "Take it up and eat, lest the two of you miss eating And then can't sleep."
"I don't have it!" Zhou Shuling tugged on the hem of her thermal clothes, and looked at Qin Yanan a little embarrassedly, and found that this rare visitor who didn't often appear at home showed some mocking and teasing expressions, so she took it over and explained. : "I... I will take it up, mainly because Zhou Dongdong is not full, and she will wake up hungry."
"Go, go." Liu Changan patted her soft shoulder, Zhou Shuling felt a little soft all over, and it felt very good.
Seeing Zhou Shuling go out again, Qin Yanan said with some emotion: "Zhou Shuling's figure is really good, after a winter, there is no fat on her waist, the weather is warmer, and she can wear beautiful clothes directly. "
Girls often don't mind growing some flesh on their bodies in winter. They only worry about it when the weather gets warmer, and try to find ways to lose weight.
"Ya Ya's figure is also very good, let's sleep here tonight." Shangguan Dandan finished speaking and wanted to chant a poem: "Shu brocade lichen is...not long...cricket gray wolf golden thread..."
She couldn't finish reading because Liu Chang'an covered her mouth just after she read the words "Shu Brocade Lichen".
Shangguan Dandan recited poems in front of Liu Changan, and it was similar to use an idiom "Liu Men read poems". When Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth, Liu Changan knew that what she missed was Liu Yong's "Butterfly Love Flower Phoenix" Qiwu".
Shu brocade lichens and silk barriers, curved corridors, looking for leisurely visits in quiet nights.Jade masonry carvings are on the crescent moon.Zhu Fei looked at each other half-hidden.Rotate the warm smoker to warm the bucket tent.Yushu Qiongzhi, meandering and snuggling next to each other.The mandarin duck embroidery was turned into a red wave.
The front part of this poem is okay, but "Mandarin Duck Embroidered with Red Waves" can be said to be very obvious.
Shangguan Dandan stayed in Qin Yanan, who else could be popular with her here?Of course, Liu Chang'an couldn't let her talk nonsense, which made the atmosphere very embarrassing.
"What are you doing? Bullying Dandan!" Qin Yanan didn't know why, after all, he was not Shangguan Dandan's baby like Liu Changan, without that kind of tacit understanding and tacit understanding, how could he guess the following words from the four words Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth ?
Liu Chang'an embraced Shangguan Dandan, covered half of his face, Shangguan Dandan's face was small, only his eyes were moving.
She didn't resist either, and finished reading the poem vaguely. She picked up the thermos and wanted to drink water, but her mouth was covered and almost fell into his hands, so she had to give up drinking water and took the water. Touching the thermos pot means that the moth is not filial.
"Go back and sleep with Zhu Juntang first, lest Zhu Juntang will have an excuse tomorrow that he didn't sleep well or not go to school." Liu Changan said to Qin Yanan.
"I'll be with Tandan tonight!" Qin Yanan still has something else to do, Zhu Juntang's big baby doesn't need to worry about it, the little baby in her stomach needs help to grow up.
"Stop reading poems!" Liu Chang'an warned Shangguan Dandan carefully, and then slowly let go of her mouth.
He took a look at the palm of his hand, and sure enough, she had gritted his teeth again and it was still stained with saliva. Liu Changan didn't dislike it very much, so he didn't care after he wiped his hand.
"Why don't you allow Tandan to read poetry?" Qin Yanan still stood by the queen mother to help speak.
"She recites poems, usually to make trouble, to ridicule, to make fun of others, and she never uses them seriously." Liu Changan shook his head.
"Isn't this normal? The ancients often wrote poems for these purposes. For example, the famous sentence that a pear blossom presses a crabapple, isn't it Su Shi's joke on others? Eighteen brides, eighty-year-old, pale hair and red makeup. A pair of nights, a tree of pear blossoms pressing down on crabapples." Qin Yanan read with a reddish cheek, and if he wanted to talk about coquettishness, he had to be these educated people.
As long as most cultural people are not going to govern the country and give advice on the people's livelihood, it is quite interesting.
"Hehehe..." Shangguan laughed three times, then drank water.
Liu Changan gave Shangguan a dandan look. He knew she was smiling so because he tried to prevent her from saying "Mandarin ducks embroidered into red waves", but Qin Yanan still read "Mandarin ducks embroidered into double nights", almost the same.
"Okay, then I'll clean up the guest room." Liu Changan got up, and he was about to go to bed.
"No need, I'll accompany Dandan tonight... Tandan, how about I sleep with you?" Qin Yanan sat in Liu Changan's seat and said, holding Shangguan Dandan's arm.
"I'm going to sit here tonight and look at my canteen. It's good if you accompany me." Shangguan nodded solemnly. In the past, when there were any large-scale events in the harem that required the Queen Mother to sit in charge, they were always accompanied by concubines.
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Xia Hua, together with the protagonist under the sycamore tree and many supporting roles, wish everyone New Year greetings, Gong Xi Fa Cai, here is the monthly ticket, thank you!
(End of this chapter)
Qin Yanan sat down with her waist pressed, even though she was pregnant, her demeanor was still elegant and charming.
He took off his coat and sat down, immediately raising the average visible bust in the living room by several levels.
She doesn't come to her brother's house many times, but except for the electric heating table, she basically buys other electrical appliances... Hey, the TV seems to be a little different, it may be that Dandan cutie took one away, and my brother bought a new one return.
Her cell phone rang, and Qin Yanan picked it up, and immediately Zhu Juntang's angry voice came: "How long will it take you to come back, I'm going to sleep!"
"You sleep yours, it's annoying, and it's not a baby."
"I became a baby sheep today, so now I still have some baby sequelae, and I need the warmth of Big NeiNei to sleep."
"You let Zhongqing sleep with you." After speaking, Qin Yanan hung up the phone.
After listening to the general idea, Liu Chang'an forced a smile to show that he didn't have any extra emotions.
"You said that since Zhu Juntang has learned to transform, would she want to try to make herself bigger?" Qin Yanan asked curiously, pointing to his chest.
Zhu Juntang always claims that she is the most beautiful and lovely girl in the world, perfect, but in fact she has a very strong obsession with breasts.
"She must have tried, but it just didn't work." Liu Changan said suspiciously. Zhu Juntang only likes to make her wish come true or order others to realize her wish. For things that require her own efforts, even if it is a very strong wish, And rarely acted upon.
For example, when trying to control explosive power, she feels that she has tried her best after ten times. The effort to make her breasts bigger is probably just shouting "big big" and the like, and she will give up if she doesn't succeed immediately.
Obviously no blood relationship, but some strange inheritance, Liu Changan took a look at Shangguan Dandan, the representative of the best-effort faction.
Shangguan Dandan was staring at her vending machine, it was the core of the canteen, it was repaired just now, Shangguan Dandan didn't dare to unplug it for the time being, so she carried it downstairs.
She decided not to unplug it today, and let it stay in Liu Changan's living room, but Shangguan Dandan was not at ease with Liu Changan, a mischievous child, so she had to sit next to the electric heating table to sleep at night, keeping watch on the automatic switch all the time. Vending machines will do.
Sensing Liu Changan looking at him, Shangguan Dandan didn't quite understand his eyes, but he still stretched out his hand to hold Ouyou in his arms and patted it around as a warning.
"Xiaotang is still very young, so don't be too strict with her." Shangguan Dandan was still very satisfied and liked Zhu Juntang, "I will teach her and Dongdong the invisibility technique tomorrow."
"Invisibility?" Qin Yanan didn't doubt whether Shangguan Dandan knew the invisibility at all, but was a little surprised. At the same time, he felt that Zhu Juntang learned the invisibility, and then everyone would understand the profound meaning of the idiom "chicken and dog restlessness".
Liu Changan waved his hand, signaling to Qin Yanan not to pay attention to this issue, he had already thought of the picture of Shangguan Dandan taking Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong with a mulberry leaf on their faces.
At this time, Zhou Dongdong, who was only wearing a set of thermal underwear, came down from upstairs, grabbed a grilled squid baby and stuffed it into his mouth.
"I... I only ate a little bit, and my mother took me away. I will definitely be too hungry to sleep at night, and I must eat a few more." Zhou Dongdong was a little cold, and crawled into Liu Changan's arms to sit. He said while eating.
"You can eat, anyway, no matter how much you eat, you will still have a circle of flesh around your waist." Liu Changan pulled the edge of the warm blanket to cover her body.
"Why? My mother can grow eight rings of flesh, and I want to grow more!" Zhou Dongdong said unconvinced.
"Because skinny people grow flesh, they grow in circles and gradually become a spherical shape. You have reached the limit and become a complete spherical shape, and the shape is fixed." Liu Changan explained.
Zhou Dongdong turned his head and looked at him. He didn't understand, but he didn't care too much. After all, growing eight rings of meat was not as important as eating a lot of barbecued squid.
It's just that Zhou Dongdong just ate four, Zhou Shuling also rushed down, and drove Zhou Dongdong to sleep with a bamboo stick.
"Why is this baby squid so small? Is it short of weight?" Zhou Shuling shrewdly discovered the problem, and ate that very small squid. , so it’s okay to eat it.
"If you want to eat, feel free to eat, don't worry about growing meat." Liu Changan looked funny, got up and took some squid baby in a small bowl and handed it to Zhou Shuling, "Take it up and eat, lest the two of you miss eating And then can't sleep."
"I don't have it!" Zhou Shuling tugged on the hem of her thermal clothes, and looked at Qin Yanan a little embarrassedly, and found that this rare visitor who didn't often appear at home showed some mocking and teasing expressions, so she took it over and explained. : "I... I will take it up, mainly because Zhou Dongdong is not full, and she will wake up hungry."
"Go, go." Liu Changan patted her soft shoulder, Zhou Shuling felt a little soft all over, and it felt very good.
Seeing Zhou Shuling go out again, Qin Yanan said with some emotion: "Zhou Shuling's figure is really good, after a winter, there is no fat on her waist, the weather is warmer, and she can wear beautiful clothes directly. "
Girls often don't mind growing some flesh on their bodies in winter. They only worry about it when the weather gets warmer, and try to find ways to lose weight.
"Ya Ya's figure is also very good, let's sleep here tonight." Shangguan Dandan finished speaking and wanted to chant a poem: "Shu brocade lichen is...not long...cricket gray wolf golden thread..."
She couldn't finish reading because Liu Chang'an covered her mouth just after she read the words "Shu Brocade Lichen".
Shangguan Dandan recited poems in front of Liu Changan, and it was similar to use an idiom "Liu Men read poems". When Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth, Liu Changan knew that what she missed was Liu Yong's "Butterfly Love Flower Phoenix" Qiwu".
Shu brocade lichens and silk barriers, curved corridors, looking for leisurely visits in quiet nights.Jade masonry carvings are on the crescent moon.Zhu Fei looked at each other half-hidden.Rotate the warm smoker to warm the bucket tent.Yushu Qiongzhi, meandering and snuggling next to each other.The mandarin duck embroidery was turned into a red wave.
The front part of this poem is okay, but "Mandarin Duck Embroidered with Red Waves" can be said to be very obvious.
Shangguan Dandan stayed in Qin Yanan, who else could be popular with her here?Of course, Liu Chang'an couldn't let her talk nonsense, which made the atmosphere very embarrassing.
"What are you doing? Bullying Dandan!" Qin Yanan didn't know why, after all, he was not Shangguan Dandan's baby like Liu Changan, without that kind of tacit understanding and tacit understanding, how could he guess the following words from the four words Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth ?
Liu Chang'an embraced Shangguan Dandan, covered half of his face, Shangguan Dandan's face was small, only his eyes were moving.
She didn't resist either, and finished reading the poem vaguely. She picked up the thermos and wanted to drink water, but her mouth was covered and almost fell into his hands, so she had to give up drinking water and took the water. Touching the thermos pot means that the moth is not filial.
"Go back and sleep with Zhu Juntang first, lest Zhu Juntang will have an excuse tomorrow that he didn't sleep well or not go to school." Liu Changan said to Qin Yanan.
"I'll be with Tandan tonight!" Qin Yanan still has something else to do, Zhu Juntang's big baby doesn't need to worry about it, the little baby in her stomach needs help to grow up.
"Stop reading poems!" Liu Chang'an warned Shangguan Dandan carefully, and then slowly let go of her mouth.
He took a look at the palm of his hand, and sure enough, she had gritted his teeth again and it was still stained with saliva. Liu Changan didn't dislike it very much, so he didn't care after he wiped his hand.
"Why don't you allow Tandan to read poetry?" Qin Yanan still stood by the queen mother to help speak.
"She recites poems, usually to make trouble, to ridicule, to make fun of others, and she never uses them seriously." Liu Changan shook his head.
"Isn't this normal? The ancients often wrote poems for these purposes. For example, the famous sentence that a pear blossom presses a crabapple, isn't it Su Shi's joke on others? Eighteen brides, eighty-year-old, pale hair and red makeup. A pair of nights, a tree of pear blossoms pressing down on crabapples." Qin Yanan read with a reddish cheek, and if he wanted to talk about coquettishness, he had to be these educated people.
As long as most cultural people are not going to govern the country and give advice on the people's livelihood, it is quite interesting.
"Hehehe..." Shangguan laughed three times, then drank water.
Liu Changan gave Shangguan a dandan look. He knew she was smiling so because he tried to prevent her from saying "Mandarin ducks embroidered into red waves", but Qin Yanan still read "Mandarin ducks embroidered into double nights", almost the same.
"Okay, then I'll clean up the guest room." Liu Changan got up, and he was about to go to bed.
"No need, I'll accompany Dandan tonight... Tandan, how about I sleep with you?" Qin Yanan sat in Liu Changan's seat and said, holding Shangguan Dandan's arm.
"I'm going to sit here tonight and look at my canteen. It's good if you accompany me." Shangguan nodded solemnly. In the past, when there were any large-scale events in the harem that required the Queen Mother to sit in charge, they were always accompanied by concubines.
-
Xia Hua, together with the protagonist under the sycamore tree and many supporting roles, wish everyone New Year greetings, Gong Xi Fa Cai, here is the monthly ticket, thank you!
(End of this chapter)
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