I'm really immortal

Chapter 957 Philosophy of Life
In fact, when Qin Yanan and Shangguan Dandan teamed up, Liu Changan was still fearless, at worst, he would grab the two of them facing each other and tie them together, slapping their buttocks here and there.

Shangguan Dandan filled the thermos pot with water, threw it into the effervescent tablets, heard the sound of violent reaction bubbles, and quickly tightened the lid of the pot, then walked behind Liu Changan, and while he was not looking, quickly jumped to the sycamore branch Sit on.

Liu Changan looked back at her, and didn't say anything like "You don't have the strength, how did you jump up the tree".

She can even use the "invisibility technique", so what's the use of talking to her.

At this time, there was a sound of heavy objects rolling down the corridor. Zhou Dongdong came down from the upstairs and rushed to the door of Liu Changan's house. Hold it high.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan sat on the recliner and saw her movements.

"Huang Huifeng's kung fu!" Zhou Dongdong watched a kung fu movie by Li last night.

"He raised one hand and pointed forward, which means let the horse come over. You are raising your hand to surrender!" Liu Changan understood, it was Huang Feihong's movie series, the Huang Feihong's signature created by the actor himself action.

Zhou Dongdong flicked his hands for a while, didn't understand Liu Changan's meaning, so he stopped learning, stood on the stairs and prepared to jump, and said to Liu Changan: "Brother Chang'an, do you believe that I dare to jump down from here? "

"I don't believe it." Liu Changan glanced at the entire staircase and shook his head.

Zhou Dongdong was stunned for a moment, and then asked loudly, "Don't you usually believe it?"

"I don't believe it today."

Zhou Dongdong shook his hands a few times, but he gave up proving that he dared to jump off. Zhou Dongdong was smart and brave, and he was not a stupid kid. Jumping like this would not prove that he was brave, but would just fall to the ground first. The villain who was killed by Huang Huifeng remained motionless, and then was beaten by his mother.

Liu Changan watched her jumping down the stairs holding onto the handrail, laughed and waved. Zhou Dongdong, who had jumped downstairs, ran to Liu Changan and took out 500 yuan from his pocket to Liu Changan.

"What?"

"Mom said, let me give you 500 yuan, and then take your mobile phone... Your mobile phone, I will go to sister Dandan's canteen to buy food in the future." Zhou Dongdong said expectantly. Five dollars is the most!
My mother only gave five yuan for the New Year's money!Zhou Dongdong wanted to transport sheep dung balls back from Nanshan Ranch, but he could only earn five yuan.

Now my mother gave me 500 yuan, although it meant that Brother Changan was here, but it also made Zhou Dongdong feel like the kind of kid I saw in the kindergarten before who can go to the supermarket to buy everything.

"Well, let's go." Liu Changan casually handed the mobile phone to Zhou Dongdong, and he glanced at Shangguan Dandan's vending machine, which could only scan the QR code to pay, without the function of inserting coins or receiving banknotes.

Most of the things Shangguan Dandan sells are very expensive, but there are also cheap ones, which are some snacks that she bought at Aunt Xie's canteen and haven't finished eating yet.

For example, in Aunt Xie's canteen, a planetary cup costs [-] cents, but here she sells it for [-] yuan.

These children just don't study well, but if you let her operate the mobile phone to buy things, play games, etc., she looks very clever again.

Zhou Dongdong took a small stool and put it in front of the vending machine, climbed up and clicked on the touch screen, hesitated between the chocolates starting with 3 and the chocolates starting with 5 with his fingers, and chose the one starting with 3.

5-3=2, the rest of the money can be stored here with brother Changan for next time.

Zhou Dongdong scanned the QR code, and then pressed the secret 6 and 8 commonly used by Brother Chang'an. The payment was successful and he bought a box of chocolates.

"Giggle...dongdong is so cute." Shangguan sat on the branch and giggled, glanced at the mobile phone account, and drank water contentedly.

Liu Changan looked back at Shangguan Dandan suspiciously, took the mobile phone from Zhou Dongdong and came back to take a look, Zhou Dongdong bought the chocolate of 3888!

Obviously neither Zhou Shuling nor Zhou Dongdong would have expected that the items in the vending machine of Shangguan Dandan would be so expensive!

Zhou Shuling only took 500 yuan to support Shangguan Dandan, which was more than enough. The little girl Zhou Dongdong never imagined that there were such expensive things in this world. She usually followed Shangguan Dandan's ass to buy food, and it was only a few yuan. Shangguan Dandan never buys any snacks or snacks that cost more than 50 yuan.

Seeing that Zhou Dongdong had already opened the box and began to eat, Liu Changan turned his head and made a gesture towards Shangguan Dandan: Refund!
No refund!Shangguan Dandan also responded with his mouth.

Liu Changan decided to call 12315 to complain about her. Children who play mobile games can get a refund for every 648 spent. Shangguan Dandan’s black shop-style vending machine should also be refunded.

Zhou Dongdong ate by himself while feeding Liu Changan.

Liu Chang'an was a little bit embarrassed, let's eat, if we have to ask Shangguan Dandan for a refund, is there still hope?

Don't eat it... Seeing Zhou Dongdong's face looking forward to sharing delicious food with him, Liu Chang'an still opened his mouth, 3888 is 3888.

Shangguan Dandan giggled again, she knew that Liu Changan opened his mouth, which meant that 3888 was guaranteed.

Zhou Dongdong went to feed Shangguan Dandan again, she stood under the tree and threw it up, Shangguan Dandan stretched out his head and opened his mouth to catch it flexibly.

After playing for a while, Shangguan Dandan wrapped her hair around the tree trunk, then stretched it down and tied it together, making a swing for Zhou Dongdong to sit and play on.

Liu Changan was still lying lazily, and casually glanced at the sky, but he thought of the animals in the zoo.

Animals always look leisurely and carefree, day after day in a daze, lying here motionless by themselves, in the eyes of some outsiders, do they look like animals in a zoo?

It would be great if you really have extraterrestrial power, maybe you can blow yourself up, this is also an opportunity, maybe you can comprehend a higher level of material civilization, spiritual civilization, cultivation civilization, and the core of alien civilization, so as to improve Awareness and understanding of one's own existence.

He didn't think about what to do when he was ashamed. After all, he had never really died, so he lacked the awe and vigilance of ordinary humans towards death, which was also where he failed in life.

Hey, this is also understandable, after all, it hasn't been long since I started learning to be a human being, who hasn't had a learning process yet?
"Dan Dan, what is your biggest failure in life?" With an attitude of brainstorming, Liu Chang'an turned around and asked Shangguan Dan Dan, who didn't know how to be a man at first glance, who would tie up his hair and use it as a swing?
Hearing this question, Shangguan Dandan glanced at Liu Changan, then touched his thermos, pursed his lips and said nothing.

You shouldn't have asked her, Liu Changan reflected on it, and asked Zhou Dongdong again, "Zhou Dongdong, what is your biggest failure?"

"Not gray."

"Is that the worst thing you can do in life? It's because you can't fly!" Liu Chang'an felt that his introspection was useless, and he shouldn't have asked Shangguan Dandan. Could it be that asking Zhou Dongdong would give him some enlightening answers?

"Come up for breakfast!" Zhou Shuling yelled upstairs, and Lu Sien also groaned.

Lu Sien likes to cook breakfast with Zhou Shuling, because when Zhou Shuling cooks breakfast, she likes to taste a little by herself, and then feed some to Lu Sien. This dog's body shape has changed from mighty to round.

Liu Chang'an still came up with some reflections, and Zhou Shuling was also someone who shouldn't ask her philosophical questions.

Zhou Shuling's life philosophy is actually very simple: serve Liu Chang'an well, and cook delicious food for Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan.

When they went upstairs to eat breakfast, Liu Changan saw Zhou Shuling's phone was charging. It seemed that Zhou Shuling woke up in the morning and found that the phone was dead, so he gave Zhou Dongdong money to scan the QR code with Liu Changan's phone.

How important it is to charge the mobile phone in time, this caused Liu Changan to lose 3888. It can be seen that the power anxiety that people generally have now is understandable and necessary.

He also didn't tell Zhou Shuling how much Zhou Dongdong had scanned. The stimulation brought by Zhu Juntang, a sheep, had already made him deeply understand Zhou Shuling's mood.

Of course, if Zhou Dongdong didn't take part in it, and Zhou Shuling got beaten by himself, Liu Chang'an would still like to see this scene.

After breakfast, Lu Sien sent Zhou Dongdong to school as usual. Zhou Dongdong brought a schoolbag of mulberry leaves, ready to go to school to teach Song Taozi and other students who were willing to learn the art of invisibility.

This is the danger of Shangguan Dandan, she carries an aura of intellectual pollution, and it will spread out.

Zhou Shuling tidied up and put on her lipstick. She wanted to put on some other makeup at first, but thinking about Liu Changan sitting at the entrance of the corridor, she couldn't walk away with her face covered, so forget it, and he will see it later , can say a good word, even if Zhou Shuling's ancestral grave is smoking again.

He had smoked before, otherwise how would he have met him?Zhou Shuling was annoyed at him again, and her heart was sweet and warm, she came downstairs and cast a reproachful glance at him before going to the store.

"What are you looking at me for?" Liu Changan asked while rubbing his neck.

Of course Zhou Shuling would not reply him with "Look at you", she twisted her waist and swayed her hips, like a spring breeze that couldn't be hidden, which was too seductive.

"Xiaoling is so good at giving birth, she can have many children." Shangguan followed Liu Changan's eyes lightly, and also fell on Zhou Shuling's buttocks, and then read a poem: "Spring sleeps without awakening, I hear birds singing everywhere, and the sound of wind and rain at night , How many flowers will fall."

After reading the poem, Shangguan Dandan took a meaningful look at Liu Changan, and then went to meet those friends who came to visit Shangguan Dandan's canteen.

"Dan Dan, this is too expensive for you." Aunt Xie, as a senior practitioner in the canteen, put forward her opinion with a smile.

In fact, when she got up early in the morning, she saw this thing outside, very conspicuous.

This is a vending machine. It is definitely a threat to the business of the canteen if it is placed in the community, but she came over and took a look, and knew that her position in the community would not be shaken. What Shangguan Dandan sells is not a community at all. There will be consumption levels.

It should be said that if her vending machine is placed in a five-star hotel with international luxury standards, it is not too bad...Those snacks worth thousands of yuan, it is estimated that there will not be many people buying them.

"I've already sold a lot!" Shangguan Dandan showed Aunt Xie the sales records on her phone.

Aunt Xie looked at the running water and was startled, but then looked at the sales records, they were all sold consecutively in a short period of time... You put the vending machine on the running water, planning to rely on it to increase your sales, and then Enter the world's top [-]?
But she won't say anything too much, anyway, Shangguan Dandan's vending machine won't affect the business of her canteen.

"Dan Dan, what you're selling is a panacea, right?" Old Man Qian said, pointing to a transparent glass jar filled with three chocolate balls, and then selling 1999 products.

"Her planetary cups are sold for five yuan each."

"I know how to do business. The business is so big. When playing cards, if the fifty cents is wrong, you can recalculate it two or three times!"

Shangguan Dandan turned a deaf ear to friends' suggestions and criticisms. Anyway, as long as he had enough daughters-in-law, his business would grow bigger and bigger.

Thinking of this, Shangguan Dandan leaned over and sat on Liu Changan's lap, and raised his hand to touch his head. He will still have to work hard for him in the future. After all, from Qin Yanan's performance, it can be seen that daughters-in-law will be more greedy for his body after all. Unreasonable demands.
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