I'm really immortal

Chapter 968 A Family Is A Family
The first time Zhu Juntang met Liu Changan, this bad old man made Zhu Juntang jump off the building.

Of course Zhu Juntang couldn't jump, so he used his superb language skills to launch a mental attack on him, and instead made him jump.

This is Zhu Juntang's best record against Liu Chang'an so far.

She also knew that ordinary physical injuries would have no effect on Liu Changan, not to mention beating him with a bicycle chain, even beating him with the magic whip in myths and legends may not be of any use.

But Zhu Juntang can attack mentally, and it works very well, often making Liu Changan furious, looking like he can't wait to find a hard enough place to hit him or Zhu Juntang to death.

Today Zhu Juntang wanted to whip him with a bicycle chain, mainly for the incidental mental attack to take effect. When he found out that the weapon he wanted to use to beat her was used by Zhu Juntang to deal with him, he must have been very humiliated and suffered a lot. hit.

After Liu Changan picked the tender mulberry leaves for Zhou Dongdong, he returned to the plane tree, with his back to Zhu Juntang, still looking at the distance with the eyes of a stupid little animal, sticking a small piece of mulberry leaves on his forehead and cheek And Zhou Dongdong on the neck.

Take this opportunity!

"Surprise attack! Meh..."

Zhu Juntang shouted slogans, and then screamed, the twisted bicycle chain turned in the palm of his hand, and the chain was drawn to her head.

Liu Chang'an turned around, and saw the bicycle chain in Zhu Juntang's hand fell to the ground, and he stood there in a daze, looking extremely uncomfortable.

Can Zhu Juntang feel uncomfortable?

The chain is really painful when it is drawn on the body, it is hot, and it hurts more than the buttocks that were swollen by Liu Changan before.

She wanted to cry, but it was done by herself, and she felt stupid and ashamed when she smoked herself, Zhu Juntang didn't want to cry.

But don't cry, I am very wronged, and the feeling of suppressing tears and howling is even more painful.

"Hahaha..." Liu Changan didn't care about her aggrieved and miserable look, and laughed loudly.

Ever since Zhu Juntang stole the bicycle chain, Liu Changan had expected this scene to happen, and was looking forward to it, and she did not disappoint.

In fact, the bicycle chain is relatively thin, because the structure of the chain is easy to cause the force transmission to be different from that of ordinary sticks and other objects.

You must know that when Professor Liu brought this thing to Lin'an, he wrapped it in a white cloth and held it in his hand so that it would not be slippery, and then he wanted to slap Liu Chang'an and An Nuan aggressively.

It can be seen that Professor Liu is very experienced in using bicycle chains. How did Zhu Juntang know?
"You..." Zhu Juntang was in pain and angry. After stamping his feet, he sat on the stool with his head in his arms. He must have known this would happen!

She threw it hard, and the bicycle chain almost swung back, and quickly withdrew her hand, feeling terrified, the thing that the old man bought is really not something that Baba can control!

"I didn't make any money today."

At this time, Shangguan Dandan came back, with a thick stack of leaflets in a plastic bag in her hand, and she basically didn't send them out.

However, as a wise and powerful, resolute and unyielding empress dowager, Shangguan Dandan planned to distribute it tomorrow, and to get the money after the distribution was over.

Seeing Zhu Juntang's teary face, Shangguan frowned lightly, and reprimanded him very majesticly: "Who is so brave to bully my princess?"

Zhu Juntang sniffled and pointed to Liu Changan, then pointed to the bicycle chain thrown on the ground.

Although it was Zhu Juntang who smoked it himself, wasn't it because of him?

It can even be said that although she did it, the culprit was Liu Changan.

"He hit you with this? I'll avenge you." Shangguan Dandan picked up the bicycle chain and waved it.

Frighten him first, let him know that although Tan Dan has no strength, but his mother hits moths, there is a bonus effect, and it will not be good for him to scream at that time... Give him some time to escape.

Just like when Zhou Shuling beat Zhou Dongdong, she often put on a big posture, and then let Zhou Dongdong take the opportunity to escape.

Shangguan Dandan naturally feels sorry for Zhu Juntang, but Liu Changan is also his beloved moth, the palms and backs of his hands are full of flesh!

"Ah... I... I got it..." Shangguan Dandan was appreciating his shrewd handling of housework, when the bicycle chain swung back again and hit her on the head as well, just as she had already put the sheep doll in clothes The headgear was removed.

"Hahaha..." Even Liu Changan's body was a little unbearable, and he felt a little pain in his stomach.

Who made the two of them draw the same positions?
She wanted to cry, but it was done by herself, and she felt stupid and ashamed if she made herself cry, Shangguan Dandan didn't want to cry.

But don't cry, it's very wronged, especially when Liu Changan is laughing next to him, Zhu Juntang was crying at first, but now he looks like he wants to laugh, but he forced himself not to laugh out loud, Shangguan Dandan saw it in his eyes, and silently Throw away the bicycle chain, hold the thermos bottle and collapse on the recliner without saying a word.

"Have you ever watched "The Whip" on TV?"

At this time, Zhou Dongdong came over and picked up the bicycle chain on the ground. This thing looked very interesting.

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After laughing, there is sadness and sorrow, which is the normal state of life.

Liu Chang'an remembered that the three downstairs would definitely be Liu Yuyi's relatives and friends in the future, and they might actively participate in Liu Yuyi's growth, so he fell into a mood full of sadness after laughing.

Upstairs, An Nuan was busy in the kitchen. The girl was tall and tall, wearing an apron, which was perfect in the eyes of men. The old kitchen, the shiny new kitchen utensils, the dripping vegetables, and the environment full of smoke and fire But it is dotted with dreamlike scenes.

Liu Changan walked up behind her, stretched out his arms to wrap around her slender waist, put one of his fingers in and put a knuckle on the edge of the jeans.

"Why are you here?" An Nuan heard Liu Chang'an's laughter upstairs, and turned around to kiss him, feeling like a newly married man, but it was different from cooking with him at home.

"Did you see the vending machine downstairs?"

"I see... I'm just wondering why the vending machine is put here, and the most expensive chocolates cost thousands of dollars! How can there be such a business." An Nuan just glanced at it, feeling strange Didn't pay much attention.

After all, she has seen a lot. There are everyone in this world, even Superman... such as the boyfriend behind him.

"That's Shangguan Dandan's vending machine." Liu Changan reminded: "Later, you can take my mobile phone and pick out the most expensive chocolates to buy a few boxes. You can eat it yourself or give it to others."

"Why?" An Nuan was a little confused.

"You just do it."

"Then I'll buy it with my mobile phone. I saved a lot of New Year's money during the Chinese New Year, so I don't need yours."

"I'm the boss, you compare with me?" Liu Changan reached out to pinch An Nuan's belly button, "Do you listen?"

"Itchy... Well, I'll listen to you." An Nuan giggled, and then explained, "But if she pays with your account, she won't feel like making money, will she?"

An Nuan understood a little bit, her boyfriend was helping her please her future mother-in-law, paying tribute.

"It doesn't matter. Even if she pays for the purchase with her own money, she will feel that she has made money, and the business will grow bigger and bigger over time."

"Pfft, it's fun."

Liu Chang'an nodded, so people who are not familiar with her will think that Shangguan Dandan is funny, and those who know the truth will know that she is an extraordinary creature full of dangers, who regards human life as nothing, has no concept of law-abiding, and does not agree with society. The core values ​​of communism are very reactionary.

"After you bought it, you suggested that you would knock Huzi away, show her your cash or the balance in WeChat Alipay, and lose a little to her. You fight with Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang, pay attention to Zhu Juntang, don't Let her cheat, otherwise it will be difficult for you to lose." Liu Changan carefully reminded.

"Why is it so hard for me to lose when she cheats?" An Nuan was a little confused, "Shouldn't it be more difficult to win?"

"Go." Liu Chang'an kissed An Nuan, and as for Zhu Juntang's matter, he didn't want to explain it, it was embarrassing.

(End of this chapter)