Urban Spirit Sword Fairy
Chapter 420 Big Brother
Chapter 420 Big Brother
With Lin Fan's roar, the man in the black dress frowned, turned around and ran away.
This person looks about 24, quite young.
He turned and ran.
Lin Fan's heart sank. Just now, this guy had been staring at him, and he felt something was wrong. Looking at it now, it really was aimed at him.
"Stop!" Lin Fan shouted loudly, and then ran after him.
The man in the black dress quickly got into a bush, and when Lin Fan got into the grass again, there was no one there.
Lin Fan's face was sullen, and he looked at the bushes where there were no more people, and his heart sank, what the hell, let this guy escape.
Lin Fan was quite confused, what kind of guy was it?I've been staring at myself before.
He couldn't figure it out, and he simply didn't bother to think about it. Anyway, if it was really aimed at him, no matter if it was an enemy or a friend, it would always appear again.
Lin Fan turned around and returned to the security booth at the gate of the crematorium, and was about to leave work.
Uncle Niu stood at the door, looked back at Lin Fan coming back, winked and said, "That little girl just now was pretty, your girlfriend?"
"Meet by chance, meet by chance." Lin Fan smiled awkwardly, thinking in his heart that since he works in a crematorium, even if his girlfriend comes to see him, he doesn't need to wear a black dress.
Uncle Niu patted Lin Fan and said, "Your uncle and I are from the past, so I understand everything."
"What do you know?" Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu speechlessly.
Uncle Niu said with a smile on his face: "Hey, I have been single for so many years, even if I have never eaten pork, I have seen pigs run."
"You're bachelor?" Lin Fan looked him up and down in surprise.
Uncle Niu said: "I am a veteran of this crematorium. Back then, I was in the prime of life and young. When I heard about the recruitment of security guards, I came here. You don't know that in those days, security guards were a good job."
"But I didn't know at the time that I was here as a security guard at the crematorium."
Lin Fan seemed to understand what was going on, and Uncle Niu continued, "You must have seen it in the end. I have dated a lot of girls, and they are not willing to marry me as a crematorium watcher."
"Xiao Lin, you are young, and there are girls chasing you, so you quit this job quickly, uncle is someone from here."
Lin Fan coughed: "Well, let's talk about it."
Soon it was time, Lin Fan and Uncle Niu said goodbye and rushed to the place where they lived.
Downstairs where they lived, Lin Fan saw a group of old men and women standing downstairs.
I guess there must be about ten people.
Lin Fan saw that Wang Guocai was surrounded by these old men and aunts.
He thumped in his heart, no, maybe it was Wang Guo who accidentally bumped into some old man and aunt, and he must be looking for trouble.
In case the kingdom can't help but do it.
Thinking of this, Lin Fan hurried over and said, "Everyone, give way, give way."
He pushed through the crowd, came to Wang Guocai, and asked in a low voice, "I said, what's the matter with you? We surrounded by so many grandparents?"
"Me." Wang Guocai moved his lips slightly.
Lin Fan frowned and asked, "Did you bump into someone and they made you lose money?"
Unexpectedly, Wang Guocai clapped his hands: "Come on, everyone calls you Big Brother!"
"Big Brother." All the uncles and aunts shouted in unison.
Wang Guocai said proudly, "Look, these are the younger brothers I have adopted."
Lin Fan's face was dark: "Don't, I can't bear to be called my big brother at such a young age."
"What's the matter, you are my big brother, I am their big brother, of course you are their big brother." Wang Guocai said.
In Lin Fan's heart, countless grass and mud horses galloped by, and complained: "Bailong is back, do you have to let them call Xiaolingtong?"
Wang Guocai touched his chin, and then said: "Little Lingtong sounds much better than Er Ge Er."
"Believe it or not, if you let them call you the second brother Bailong, Bailong will beat you to death, that's enough, don't let them surround you, let them go." Lin Fan said.
Wang Guocai smiled and asked, "Don't."
Wang Guocai finally accepted such a group of younger brothers, and he is just emerging.
Lin Fan can't afford it, but Wang Guo can afford it. Although he doesn't look very old, zombies don't age or die. After counting, Wang Guo can be regarded as the uncles and grandparents of this group of grandparents, accepting them as younger brothers , there is no sense of disobedience in psychology.
"Hurry up." Lin Fan's face darkened.
Seeing Lin Fan's face, Wang Guocai could only wave his hands: "Let's leave first, see you tomorrow."
"Okay, boss."
Seeing the group of grandparents leave happily, Lin Fan shrugged his shoulders speechlessly: "Go back."
Wang Guocai followed Lin Fan. When the two went up the stairs, Wang Guocai asked, "Brother, did you see many beauties today? Is your skin fair?"
Lin Fan said lightly: "I dare not say if she is a beautiful woman, but her skin is absolutely fair, and there are even those who are so white that they are purple."
"There are still purple ones." Wang Guocai's eyes lit up, and then he asked strangely, "By the way, aren't they all white and red?"
"It's white and red, it's so red it's purple." Lin Fan said casually.
When Wang Guocai heard this, he swallowed his saliva: "There are such superb beauties, I will have to see them later."
Lin Fan couldn't help but thought to himself, this guy is a zombie, don't really have any eccentricities.
"Want to see it? Let's go to the Xuzhou Crematorium tomorrow." Lin Fan said.
Hearing what he said, Wang Guo was speechless: "Brother, you dragged us to the crematorium, how unlucky, that kind of place..."
"I'm working as a security guard at the crematorium." Lin Fan said with a dark face.
Wang Guocai paused for a moment, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "That place is great! That place, that place..."
Wang Guocai still wanted to flatter him, but for a while, he really couldn't think of any benefits of working in a crematorium.
Nima.
"This, this, working in the crematorium, in the future, if something happens and you hang up, isn't it convenient." Wang Guo couldn't help but squeeze out this sentence.
"Get lost." Lin Fan scolded.
Wang Guocai: "Maybe seeing that you are an employee, I can give you a [-]% discount. What a bargain."
Lin Fan found that this guy deserved a beating. If it wasn't for the zombie's immortality, he would have died so many times with just this bastard's mouth.
The two came to the door of the house, and just opened the door, a smoky smell rushed over.
The two pinched their noses for a moment before Wang Guocai yelled inside: "Second brother, what's the matter, are you cooking shit at home?"
They went in holding their noses, and saw Bai Long soaking in the bathtub with a look of lovelessness on his face.
"What's wrong." Lin Fan knocked on the toilet door: "I said you bastard, exhibitionist? You don't even close the door when you take a bath, and besides, you smell like this."
"There is a thief. When he was stealing something, when I was chasing him, he accidentally fell into the cesspit." Bai Long's eyes were full of bewilderment and lovelessness.
(End of this chapter)
With Lin Fan's roar, the man in the black dress frowned, turned around and ran away.
This person looks about 24, quite young.
He turned and ran.
Lin Fan's heart sank. Just now, this guy had been staring at him, and he felt something was wrong. Looking at it now, it really was aimed at him.
"Stop!" Lin Fan shouted loudly, and then ran after him.
The man in the black dress quickly got into a bush, and when Lin Fan got into the grass again, there was no one there.
Lin Fan's face was sullen, and he looked at the bushes where there were no more people, and his heart sank, what the hell, let this guy escape.
Lin Fan was quite confused, what kind of guy was it?I've been staring at myself before.
He couldn't figure it out, and he simply didn't bother to think about it. Anyway, if it was really aimed at him, no matter if it was an enemy or a friend, it would always appear again.
Lin Fan turned around and returned to the security booth at the gate of the crematorium, and was about to leave work.
Uncle Niu stood at the door, looked back at Lin Fan coming back, winked and said, "That little girl just now was pretty, your girlfriend?"
"Meet by chance, meet by chance." Lin Fan smiled awkwardly, thinking in his heart that since he works in a crematorium, even if his girlfriend comes to see him, he doesn't need to wear a black dress.
Uncle Niu patted Lin Fan and said, "Your uncle and I are from the past, so I understand everything."
"What do you know?" Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu speechlessly.
Uncle Niu said with a smile on his face: "Hey, I have been single for so many years, even if I have never eaten pork, I have seen pigs run."
"You're bachelor?" Lin Fan looked him up and down in surprise.
Uncle Niu said: "I am a veteran of this crematorium. Back then, I was in the prime of life and young. When I heard about the recruitment of security guards, I came here. You don't know that in those days, security guards were a good job."
"But I didn't know at the time that I was here as a security guard at the crematorium."
Lin Fan seemed to understand what was going on, and Uncle Niu continued, "You must have seen it in the end. I have dated a lot of girls, and they are not willing to marry me as a crematorium watcher."
"Xiao Lin, you are young, and there are girls chasing you, so you quit this job quickly, uncle is someone from here."
Lin Fan coughed: "Well, let's talk about it."
Soon it was time, Lin Fan and Uncle Niu said goodbye and rushed to the place where they lived.
Downstairs where they lived, Lin Fan saw a group of old men and women standing downstairs.
I guess there must be about ten people.
Lin Fan saw that Wang Guocai was surrounded by these old men and aunts.
He thumped in his heart, no, maybe it was Wang Guo who accidentally bumped into some old man and aunt, and he must be looking for trouble.
In case the kingdom can't help but do it.
Thinking of this, Lin Fan hurried over and said, "Everyone, give way, give way."
He pushed through the crowd, came to Wang Guocai, and asked in a low voice, "I said, what's the matter with you? We surrounded by so many grandparents?"
"Me." Wang Guocai moved his lips slightly.
Lin Fan frowned and asked, "Did you bump into someone and they made you lose money?"
Unexpectedly, Wang Guocai clapped his hands: "Come on, everyone calls you Big Brother!"
"Big Brother." All the uncles and aunts shouted in unison.
Wang Guocai said proudly, "Look, these are the younger brothers I have adopted."
Lin Fan's face was dark: "Don't, I can't bear to be called my big brother at such a young age."
"What's the matter, you are my big brother, I am their big brother, of course you are their big brother." Wang Guocai said.
In Lin Fan's heart, countless grass and mud horses galloped by, and complained: "Bailong is back, do you have to let them call Xiaolingtong?"
Wang Guocai touched his chin, and then said: "Little Lingtong sounds much better than Er Ge Er."
"Believe it or not, if you let them call you the second brother Bailong, Bailong will beat you to death, that's enough, don't let them surround you, let them go." Lin Fan said.
Wang Guocai smiled and asked, "Don't."
Wang Guocai finally accepted such a group of younger brothers, and he is just emerging.
Lin Fan can't afford it, but Wang Guo can afford it. Although he doesn't look very old, zombies don't age or die. After counting, Wang Guo can be regarded as the uncles and grandparents of this group of grandparents, accepting them as younger brothers , there is no sense of disobedience in psychology.
"Hurry up." Lin Fan's face darkened.
Seeing Lin Fan's face, Wang Guocai could only wave his hands: "Let's leave first, see you tomorrow."
"Okay, boss."
Seeing the group of grandparents leave happily, Lin Fan shrugged his shoulders speechlessly: "Go back."
Wang Guocai followed Lin Fan. When the two went up the stairs, Wang Guocai asked, "Brother, did you see many beauties today? Is your skin fair?"
Lin Fan said lightly: "I dare not say if she is a beautiful woman, but her skin is absolutely fair, and there are even those who are so white that they are purple."
"There are still purple ones." Wang Guocai's eyes lit up, and then he asked strangely, "By the way, aren't they all white and red?"
"It's white and red, it's so red it's purple." Lin Fan said casually.
When Wang Guocai heard this, he swallowed his saliva: "There are such superb beauties, I will have to see them later."
Lin Fan couldn't help but thought to himself, this guy is a zombie, don't really have any eccentricities.
"Want to see it? Let's go to the Xuzhou Crematorium tomorrow." Lin Fan said.
Hearing what he said, Wang Guo was speechless: "Brother, you dragged us to the crematorium, how unlucky, that kind of place..."
"I'm working as a security guard at the crematorium." Lin Fan said with a dark face.
Wang Guocai paused for a moment, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "That place is great! That place, that place..."
Wang Guocai still wanted to flatter him, but for a while, he really couldn't think of any benefits of working in a crematorium.
Nima.
"This, this, working in the crematorium, in the future, if something happens and you hang up, isn't it convenient." Wang Guo couldn't help but squeeze out this sentence.
"Get lost." Lin Fan scolded.
Wang Guocai: "Maybe seeing that you are an employee, I can give you a [-]% discount. What a bargain."
Lin Fan found that this guy deserved a beating. If it wasn't for the zombie's immortality, he would have died so many times with just this bastard's mouth.
The two came to the door of the house, and just opened the door, a smoky smell rushed over.
The two pinched their noses for a moment before Wang Guocai yelled inside: "Second brother, what's the matter, are you cooking shit at home?"
They went in holding their noses, and saw Bai Long soaking in the bathtub with a look of lovelessness on his face.
"What's wrong." Lin Fan knocked on the toilet door: "I said you bastard, exhibitionist? You don't even close the door when you take a bath, and besides, you smell like this."
"There is a thief. When he was stealing something, when I was chasing him, he accidentally fell into the cesspit." Bai Long's eyes were full of bewilderment and lovelessness.
(End of this chapter)
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