Urban Spirit Sword Fairy
Chapter 426 Run away
Chapter 426 Run away
Lin Fan was not far away, watching, and couldn't help but wonder in his heart, Uncle Niu, would he really agree?
What Lin Fan didn't expect was that Uncle Niu smiled silly and took out ten yuan: "Sister Zhu is right."
Aunt Zhu took the money and smiled happily.
When Uncle Niu saw Aunt Zhu's smile, his heart almost melted: "Sister Zhu, if you like it, I will give it to you every day from now on."
"Don't send flowers, waste money, just give me the money, right?" Aunt Zhu said.
"Yes, yes, yes, sister Zhu is really thrifty." Uncle Niu boasted.
Lin Fan was dumbfounded, this guy actually agreed?What the hell.
Soon, Uncle Niu happily ran back to the security booth, tapped Erlang's leg, and smoked a cigarette: "Today's sun is round and round, and tonight's moon is curved and curved."
"What do you read?" Lin Fan asked.
Uncle Niu said, "Read poetry."
Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu speechlessly, is there this poem?
At this moment, a group of people suddenly came to the door, each of them still holding sticks in their hands.
"What are you doing?" Lin Fan frowned, and just as he was about to step forward to stop him, Uncle Niu from the security booth had already rushed out.
Seeing his rushing posture, Lin Fan thought to himself, it really is an old security guard, and his reaction is quick.
Unexpectedly, Uncle Niu took his hand, dragged himself back to the security booth, and locked the door behind him.
"This is you?" Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu.
Uncle Niu knocked Lin Fan on the head: "Are you crazy? There are so many people, and you still want to stop them."
"It's not Uncle Niu, aren't we security guards?" Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu speechlessly.
Uncle Niu said: "The two of us probably struggle to catch the thief, let alone such a group of people."
"Then?" Lin Fan asked, "Let's just ignore them?"
Uncle Niu said: "Hey, look outside, there are twenty or thirty people, you go out and fight?"
Lin Fan murmured in his heart, if you hadn't stopped me, I would really have to.
"Xiao Lin, I will teach you two unique ways to be a security guard, be blind and deaf."
Lin Fan was speechless: "Then why do you need security guards?"
Uncle Niu said: "So you are still too young. If you are given a salary of 2000 yuan, you still have to work hard? Don't worry about it, it's none of our business to make trouble."
Looking at the mighty crowd who had already walked into the crematorium, Lin Fan asked: "You said it was all right, what are these guys doing to make trouble in the crematorium?"
Uncle Niu next to him said, "Looks like last night, the dead bodies of the relatives they brought over were lost, so why not make trouble."
"Lost it?" Lin Fan was stunned: "It's all right, how could the body be lost?"
Generally speaking, when you come to the crematorium, you go directly into the incinerator, and you don't stay for too long. How could the body be lost?
Uncle Niu said: "Then I don't know. Anyway, he was boasting very well. The corpse was brought in last night, so let's go."
His voice lowered a little, and he said in a low voice: "I'm afraid you won't believe it when I say it. It is rumored that the corpse ran away by itself."
"Eh." Lin Fan was stunned: "Run away?"
"It's not a big deal." Uncle Niu nodded: "You said, in this crematorium, you said that the body was lost or even stolen, at least it has some credibility."
"But the reply from our crematorium is that the corpse ran away by itself, and these family members will be blown away."
Hearing this, Lin Fan's expression darkened, and he couldn't help looking in the direction of the crematorium. The corpse ran away by itself?
Seeing Lin Fan's expression changed, Uncle Niu hurriedly comforted him for fear of scaring him: "However, how could the corpse escape by itself? It must have been made up by the staff of the crematorium by accident. .”
"You said that this group of staff is also stupid. If you buy flour and give it to these family members, the problem will be solved. You have to say that the corpse ran away by itself."
Hearing Uncle Niu's words, Lin Fan asked, "Who is on duty at night?"
Uncle Niu said, "Lao Li, you haven't met him yet, let me introduce you later."
"Call him so that he doesn't have to come on duty tonight. I'll help him on duty." Lin Fan said.
Uncle Niu looked Lin Fan up and down: "I can't see that you are quite dedicated, why don't you help me on duty when I am on night shift."
"I want to try what it's like to stay in the crematorium at night." Lin Fan said with a smile.
"How can I feel that the dead from all over the world come here to burn in the middle of the night, and sometimes the gongs and drums here are loud in the second half of the night. It's as lively as New Year's Eve, and it's not as spooky as I imagined."
Also, although the crematorium looks scary, the corpses transported are basically burned immediately and taken away by the family members, unlike the funeral parlor.
Lin Fan said, "I'll just try it out."
Uncle Niu took out his mobile phone and said, "Hey, Lao Li, I have good news for you. Isn't there a new Xiao Lin here? I'm thinking about his new arrival. Let him practice at night and let him be on duty at night."
"Well, that's right, what are you being polite about, okay, treat me to dinner later."
After hanging up the phone, Uncle Niu was all smiles, he became a good man again, and even had a good meal.
Lin Fan gave Uncle Niu a blank look, and called Bailong and Wang Guocai, telling them to lie down in the sentry box and fall asleep without waiting for him to eat at night.
But Uncle Niu hid in the sentry box, watching the people making trouble in the crematorium, he didn't dare to open the door.
Lin Fan slept until after five o'clock in the afternoon, and he stretched himself.
I slept too much this time, which actually made my back ache.
"Are you awake?" Uncle Niu looked at Lin Fan who had woken up, and said, "Then I'll get off work first, you hold on."
After speaking, Uncle Niu hurried out.
Lin Fan yawned. He was a little surprised at first. Could it be that Uncle Niu has something to do and is in such a hurry to get off work?
Looking outside, Aunt Zhu just got off work.
Uncle Niu is going to pursue old age love.
Lin Fan leaned on the chair in the sentry box and glanced inside the crematorium.
The crowd that caused the disturbance had already left, and occasionally there would be a convoy transporting corpses.
To Uncle Niu, the body that ran away could be regarded as a suspenseful story.
Lin Fan didn't think so.
He thought about waiting until night to see the situation.
Leaning on the sofa, he opened the cabinet casually, and there were quite a few books inside.
Seeing the cover, Lin Fan became speechless, why does Uncle Niu, an old guy, only read ghost stories.
Working in the crematorium is not afraid of panic.
He randomly took a book, opened it, and read, yo, the first story was about the security guard of the crematorium who met a beautiful woman and a ghost.
No wonder Uncle Niu likes it so much, it's very immersive.
Lin Fan casually flipped through two pages and threw them aside, unable to read them.
He simply leaned against the security booth, closed his eyes and meditated, rather leisurely.
(End of this chapter)
Lin Fan was not far away, watching, and couldn't help but wonder in his heart, Uncle Niu, would he really agree?
What Lin Fan didn't expect was that Uncle Niu smiled silly and took out ten yuan: "Sister Zhu is right."
Aunt Zhu took the money and smiled happily.
When Uncle Niu saw Aunt Zhu's smile, his heart almost melted: "Sister Zhu, if you like it, I will give it to you every day from now on."
"Don't send flowers, waste money, just give me the money, right?" Aunt Zhu said.
"Yes, yes, yes, sister Zhu is really thrifty." Uncle Niu boasted.
Lin Fan was dumbfounded, this guy actually agreed?What the hell.
Soon, Uncle Niu happily ran back to the security booth, tapped Erlang's leg, and smoked a cigarette: "Today's sun is round and round, and tonight's moon is curved and curved."
"What do you read?" Lin Fan asked.
Uncle Niu said, "Read poetry."
Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu speechlessly, is there this poem?
At this moment, a group of people suddenly came to the door, each of them still holding sticks in their hands.
"What are you doing?" Lin Fan frowned, and just as he was about to step forward to stop him, Uncle Niu from the security booth had already rushed out.
Seeing his rushing posture, Lin Fan thought to himself, it really is an old security guard, and his reaction is quick.
Unexpectedly, Uncle Niu took his hand, dragged himself back to the security booth, and locked the door behind him.
"This is you?" Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu.
Uncle Niu knocked Lin Fan on the head: "Are you crazy? There are so many people, and you still want to stop them."
"It's not Uncle Niu, aren't we security guards?" Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu speechlessly.
Uncle Niu said: "The two of us probably struggle to catch the thief, let alone such a group of people."
"Then?" Lin Fan asked, "Let's just ignore them?"
Uncle Niu said: "Hey, look outside, there are twenty or thirty people, you go out and fight?"
Lin Fan murmured in his heart, if you hadn't stopped me, I would really have to.
"Xiao Lin, I will teach you two unique ways to be a security guard, be blind and deaf."
Lin Fan was speechless: "Then why do you need security guards?"
Uncle Niu said: "So you are still too young. If you are given a salary of 2000 yuan, you still have to work hard? Don't worry about it, it's none of our business to make trouble."
Looking at the mighty crowd who had already walked into the crematorium, Lin Fan asked: "You said it was all right, what are these guys doing to make trouble in the crematorium?"
Uncle Niu next to him said, "Looks like last night, the dead bodies of the relatives they brought over were lost, so why not make trouble."
"Lost it?" Lin Fan was stunned: "It's all right, how could the body be lost?"
Generally speaking, when you come to the crematorium, you go directly into the incinerator, and you don't stay for too long. How could the body be lost?
Uncle Niu said: "Then I don't know. Anyway, he was boasting very well. The corpse was brought in last night, so let's go."
His voice lowered a little, and he said in a low voice: "I'm afraid you won't believe it when I say it. It is rumored that the corpse ran away by itself."
"Eh." Lin Fan was stunned: "Run away?"
"It's not a big deal." Uncle Niu nodded: "You said, in this crematorium, you said that the body was lost or even stolen, at least it has some credibility."
"But the reply from our crematorium is that the corpse ran away by itself, and these family members will be blown away."
Hearing this, Lin Fan's expression darkened, and he couldn't help looking in the direction of the crematorium. The corpse ran away by itself?
Seeing Lin Fan's expression changed, Uncle Niu hurriedly comforted him for fear of scaring him: "However, how could the corpse escape by itself? It must have been made up by the staff of the crematorium by accident. .”
"You said that this group of staff is also stupid. If you buy flour and give it to these family members, the problem will be solved. You have to say that the corpse ran away by itself."
Hearing Uncle Niu's words, Lin Fan asked, "Who is on duty at night?"
Uncle Niu said, "Lao Li, you haven't met him yet, let me introduce you later."
"Call him so that he doesn't have to come on duty tonight. I'll help him on duty." Lin Fan said.
Uncle Niu looked Lin Fan up and down: "I can't see that you are quite dedicated, why don't you help me on duty when I am on night shift."
"I want to try what it's like to stay in the crematorium at night." Lin Fan said with a smile.
"How can I feel that the dead from all over the world come here to burn in the middle of the night, and sometimes the gongs and drums here are loud in the second half of the night. It's as lively as New Year's Eve, and it's not as spooky as I imagined."
Also, although the crematorium looks scary, the corpses transported are basically burned immediately and taken away by the family members, unlike the funeral parlor.
Lin Fan said, "I'll just try it out."
Uncle Niu took out his mobile phone and said, "Hey, Lao Li, I have good news for you. Isn't there a new Xiao Lin here? I'm thinking about his new arrival. Let him practice at night and let him be on duty at night."
"Well, that's right, what are you being polite about, okay, treat me to dinner later."
After hanging up the phone, Uncle Niu was all smiles, he became a good man again, and even had a good meal.
Lin Fan gave Uncle Niu a blank look, and called Bailong and Wang Guocai, telling them to lie down in the sentry box and fall asleep without waiting for him to eat at night.
But Uncle Niu hid in the sentry box, watching the people making trouble in the crematorium, he didn't dare to open the door.
Lin Fan slept until after five o'clock in the afternoon, and he stretched himself.
I slept too much this time, which actually made my back ache.
"Are you awake?" Uncle Niu looked at Lin Fan who had woken up, and said, "Then I'll get off work first, you hold on."
After speaking, Uncle Niu hurried out.
Lin Fan yawned. He was a little surprised at first. Could it be that Uncle Niu has something to do and is in such a hurry to get off work?
Looking outside, Aunt Zhu just got off work.
Uncle Niu is going to pursue old age love.
Lin Fan leaned on the chair in the sentry box and glanced inside the crematorium.
The crowd that caused the disturbance had already left, and occasionally there would be a convoy transporting corpses.
To Uncle Niu, the body that ran away could be regarded as a suspenseful story.
Lin Fan didn't think so.
He thought about waiting until night to see the situation.
Leaning on the sofa, he opened the cabinet casually, and there were quite a few books inside.
Seeing the cover, Lin Fan became speechless, why does Uncle Niu, an old guy, only read ghost stories.
Working in the crematorium is not afraid of panic.
He randomly took a book, opened it, and read, yo, the first story was about the security guard of the crematorium who met a beautiful woman and a ghost.
No wonder Uncle Niu likes it so much, it's very immersive.
Lin Fan casually flipped through two pages and threw them aside, unable to read them.
He simply leaned against the security booth, closed his eyes and meditated, rather leisurely.
(End of this chapter)
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