Urban Spirit Sword Fairy
Chapter 461 And You, A Normal Person
Chapter 461 And You, A Normal Person
"It's okay, don't run so fast next time, it's easy to sprain your feet." Xie Quzhen's face showed a rare tenderness.
Lin Fan was a little dumbfounded.
"Give me the dog." The girl snatched the puppy from Xie Quzhen's hand, and then looked at Xie Quzhen up and down.
Xie Quzhen stood where he was, looking at the girl's face carefully.
The girl frowned and asked, "What? Is my face stained?"
"No." Xie Quzhen shook his head slightly: "It just feels like you are like an old friend of mine a long, long time ago."
"Really? How similar?" the girl asked curiously.
Xie Quzhen said: "Except that you are younger, it is almost exactly the same."
Xie Quzhen looked at her and said, "Do you believe in reincarnation?"
"Uncle, the way you hook up with girls is really old-fashioned." The girl turned white and took a real look: "I still have something to do, thank you for helping to take care of my pet."
After speaking, the girl ran outside.
And Xie Quzhen's eyes were fixed on her back.
Lin Fan shook his hand in front of Xie Quzhen: "Hey, hey, Teacher Xie, you are a good teacher, and you are always staring at other little girls. It's not good."
"She is very similar to Xu Chen." Xie Quzhen shook his head slightly: "It's so similar, it's exactly the same."
"Who is Xu Chen?" Lin Fan asked.
Evil to true: "My former lover."
When Lin Fan heard it, he couldn't get in the conversation. He thought, this super master must be Sichun.
Lin Fan ran away: "Come back to chat, Mr. Xie, I have to go to work."
After speaking, he ran away in a hurry.
And Xie Quzhen stood where he was, with a completely different color gradually appearing in his eyes.
Before, Xie Quzhen's eyes were always cold. For this world, he seemed to regard himself as a passerby in everything.
But now, a trace of longing for life slowly appeared in his eyes.
The corner of Xie Quzhen's mouth showed a smile: "If it's really you, that would be great."
After speaking, he also rushed to the school.
Lin Fan came to the entrance of the crematorium, looked at the sentry box, and sighed slightly in his heart.
He went in and sat down, leaned on the chair, lit a cigarette and smoked to calm himself down.
This can be regarded as one of the few advantages of Lin Fan, it is affordable and easy to let go.
Now that Uncle Niu's death has happened, he will not be sad to die, but to think about how to avenge Uncle Niu.
Working in this crematorium, without Uncle Niu's nagging, seems a bit boring.
Not even a braggart.
Lin Fan was smoking a cigarette, playing with his phone boredly, and the whole day passed quickly.
When it was time to get off work, Lin Fan took the bus home.
When he got home, Bailong was lying on the sofa, and Wang Guocai was holding his shoulders.
Gu Xue, on the other hand, was busy cooking in the kitchen.
"Yo, you're so chic." Lin Fan looked at Bailong who was lying on the sofa.
Bailong waved his hand: "Don't mention it, there are a few guys who want to eat Bawang's meal today, bah, no, they want to piss on Bawang."
Lin Fan nodded and asked, "And then?"
Bai Long: "Of course I will fuck them. Unfortunately, I am outnumbered. If I hadn't pulled out a butcher's knife to scare them away, I might be lying in the hospital now."
As he said that, Bai Long said: "I was beaten so badly by them that my back hurts, it's really miserable..."
Lin Fan became speechless: "This matter can make you bump into..."
Bailong nodded: "Isn't that so, what age do you think it is, is it more than one yuan to go to the toilet and take a pee? Not much, really any weird thing can happen to me."
Wang Guocai couldn't help but said: "Second brother, maybe it's because you are so weird that these things happen to you. Look at me, I hide away every day. How can there be such a bunch of crap like you. "
Bai Long glared at him: "Go, go, you have the nerve to talk about me, how to talk to a group of old men and women about how to dance in the square every day, how can you?"
"Dinner is ready, come and serve it." Gu Xue stuck her head out from the kitchen and shouted with a smile.
They brought out the dishes from the kitchen.
Lin Fan smiled and said, "Miss, you have come all the way to find me, and you have become the nanny of the three of us."
"Wrong." Gu Xue shook her head and looked at Lin Fan affectionately: "I am your nanny."
"Sister-in-law, you are wrong..." Wang Guo wanted to correct him.
When Gu Xue heard it, her face was almost full of laughter: "Look at your mouth, who are you calling sister-in-law?"
Bailong on the side stepped on Wang Guocai's foot: "What's your sister-in-law, don't call her embarrassing."
Gu Xue shook her head: "I'm not unhappy, if you are willing to call, then call a few more times, and I will add food to you two tomorrow."
Bai Long said to Lin Fan with a deep expression, "Brother, what a blessing!"
"Fuck off, you can believe what this mentally ill girl says, she just reads too many novels by Qiong Yao." Lin Fan kicked Bailong's ass: "Hurry up and eat, and watch TV after dinner."
Bang bang bang!
At this time, there was a knock on the door suddenly.
Lin Fan looked back, walked to the door, opened the door and saw that it was Xie Quzhen standing at the door, with a blank expression on his face, he glanced into the room and asked, "Is it convenient?"
Lin Fan nodded: "It's convenient, Teacher Xie, what's the matter?"
Xie Quzhen said, "I have something to ask you."
After speaking, he strode in, and then sat down at the table.
His face was expressionless, which made several people at the table nervous.
"Bailong, hurry up and serve Mr. Xie a meal. Since you're here, let's eat some together." Lin Fan said.
Wang Guocai hurriedly said: "I'm coming, I'm coming, it's my honor to serve the Zombie God with food."
After finishing speaking, Wang Guo hurriedly ran out to fill a bowl of rice, and put it in front of Xie Quzhen.
Xie Quzhen glanced at the people on the table and said, "I want to ask you a question. I like a girl. How should I go after her?"
His words stunned the four people on the table.
It never occurred to Xie Qu to ask such a question.
Wang Guocai slapped the table: "Zang God, which girl did you say you fell in love with? For this blessing, I will go and tie her back for you right away!"
"Don't listen to his nonsense." Gu Xue said: "I'm telling you, you should take her to a sea of flowers, and then let the sky bloom flowers, and then a rainbow will appear in the sky."
"At this time, you tell her that you love her, and then give a shit."
"I have a dark dream, I don't know who I can share with..."
"Stop, stop." Lin Fan hurriedly raised his hand, knowing that this girl Gu Xue fell ill again.
Lin Fan said to Xie Quzhen very seriously: "Mr. Xie, this, to be honest, if you come here to ask how to chase girls, you really came to the wrong place. There is no normal person in this room except me. , The methods they think of are not reliable."
Xie Quzhen looked into Lin Fan's eyes: "Isn't there still a normal person like you?"
(End of this chapter)
"It's okay, don't run so fast next time, it's easy to sprain your feet." Xie Quzhen's face showed a rare tenderness.
Lin Fan was a little dumbfounded.
"Give me the dog." The girl snatched the puppy from Xie Quzhen's hand, and then looked at Xie Quzhen up and down.
Xie Quzhen stood where he was, looking at the girl's face carefully.
The girl frowned and asked, "What? Is my face stained?"
"No." Xie Quzhen shook his head slightly: "It just feels like you are like an old friend of mine a long, long time ago."
"Really? How similar?" the girl asked curiously.
Xie Quzhen said: "Except that you are younger, it is almost exactly the same."
Xie Quzhen looked at her and said, "Do you believe in reincarnation?"
"Uncle, the way you hook up with girls is really old-fashioned." The girl turned white and took a real look: "I still have something to do, thank you for helping to take care of my pet."
After speaking, the girl ran outside.
And Xie Quzhen's eyes were fixed on her back.
Lin Fan shook his hand in front of Xie Quzhen: "Hey, hey, Teacher Xie, you are a good teacher, and you are always staring at other little girls. It's not good."
"She is very similar to Xu Chen." Xie Quzhen shook his head slightly: "It's so similar, it's exactly the same."
"Who is Xu Chen?" Lin Fan asked.
Evil to true: "My former lover."
When Lin Fan heard it, he couldn't get in the conversation. He thought, this super master must be Sichun.
Lin Fan ran away: "Come back to chat, Mr. Xie, I have to go to work."
After speaking, he ran away in a hurry.
And Xie Quzhen stood where he was, with a completely different color gradually appearing in his eyes.
Before, Xie Quzhen's eyes were always cold. For this world, he seemed to regard himself as a passerby in everything.
But now, a trace of longing for life slowly appeared in his eyes.
The corner of Xie Quzhen's mouth showed a smile: "If it's really you, that would be great."
After speaking, he also rushed to the school.
Lin Fan came to the entrance of the crematorium, looked at the sentry box, and sighed slightly in his heart.
He went in and sat down, leaned on the chair, lit a cigarette and smoked to calm himself down.
This can be regarded as one of the few advantages of Lin Fan, it is affordable and easy to let go.
Now that Uncle Niu's death has happened, he will not be sad to die, but to think about how to avenge Uncle Niu.
Working in this crematorium, without Uncle Niu's nagging, seems a bit boring.
Not even a braggart.
Lin Fan was smoking a cigarette, playing with his phone boredly, and the whole day passed quickly.
When it was time to get off work, Lin Fan took the bus home.
When he got home, Bailong was lying on the sofa, and Wang Guocai was holding his shoulders.
Gu Xue, on the other hand, was busy cooking in the kitchen.
"Yo, you're so chic." Lin Fan looked at Bailong who was lying on the sofa.
Bailong waved his hand: "Don't mention it, there are a few guys who want to eat Bawang's meal today, bah, no, they want to piss on Bawang."
Lin Fan nodded and asked, "And then?"
Bai Long: "Of course I will fuck them. Unfortunately, I am outnumbered. If I hadn't pulled out a butcher's knife to scare them away, I might be lying in the hospital now."
As he said that, Bai Long said: "I was beaten so badly by them that my back hurts, it's really miserable..."
Lin Fan became speechless: "This matter can make you bump into..."
Bailong nodded: "Isn't that so, what age do you think it is, is it more than one yuan to go to the toilet and take a pee? Not much, really any weird thing can happen to me."
Wang Guocai couldn't help but said: "Second brother, maybe it's because you are so weird that these things happen to you. Look at me, I hide away every day. How can there be such a bunch of crap like you. "
Bai Long glared at him: "Go, go, you have the nerve to talk about me, how to talk to a group of old men and women about how to dance in the square every day, how can you?"
"Dinner is ready, come and serve it." Gu Xue stuck her head out from the kitchen and shouted with a smile.
They brought out the dishes from the kitchen.
Lin Fan smiled and said, "Miss, you have come all the way to find me, and you have become the nanny of the three of us."
"Wrong." Gu Xue shook her head and looked at Lin Fan affectionately: "I am your nanny."
"Sister-in-law, you are wrong..." Wang Guo wanted to correct him.
When Gu Xue heard it, her face was almost full of laughter: "Look at your mouth, who are you calling sister-in-law?"
Bailong on the side stepped on Wang Guocai's foot: "What's your sister-in-law, don't call her embarrassing."
Gu Xue shook her head: "I'm not unhappy, if you are willing to call, then call a few more times, and I will add food to you two tomorrow."
Bai Long said to Lin Fan with a deep expression, "Brother, what a blessing!"
"Fuck off, you can believe what this mentally ill girl says, she just reads too many novels by Qiong Yao." Lin Fan kicked Bailong's ass: "Hurry up and eat, and watch TV after dinner."
Bang bang bang!
At this time, there was a knock on the door suddenly.
Lin Fan looked back, walked to the door, opened the door and saw that it was Xie Quzhen standing at the door, with a blank expression on his face, he glanced into the room and asked, "Is it convenient?"
Lin Fan nodded: "It's convenient, Teacher Xie, what's the matter?"
Xie Quzhen said, "I have something to ask you."
After speaking, he strode in, and then sat down at the table.
His face was expressionless, which made several people at the table nervous.
"Bailong, hurry up and serve Mr. Xie a meal. Since you're here, let's eat some together." Lin Fan said.
Wang Guocai hurriedly said: "I'm coming, I'm coming, it's my honor to serve the Zombie God with food."
After finishing speaking, Wang Guo hurriedly ran out to fill a bowl of rice, and put it in front of Xie Quzhen.
Xie Quzhen glanced at the people on the table and said, "I want to ask you a question. I like a girl. How should I go after her?"
His words stunned the four people on the table.
It never occurred to Xie Qu to ask such a question.
Wang Guocai slapped the table: "Zang God, which girl did you say you fell in love with? For this blessing, I will go and tie her back for you right away!"
"Don't listen to his nonsense." Gu Xue said: "I'm telling you, you should take her to a sea of flowers, and then let the sky bloom flowers, and then a rainbow will appear in the sky."
"At this time, you tell her that you love her, and then give a shit."
"I have a dark dream, I don't know who I can share with..."
"Stop, stop." Lin Fan hurriedly raised his hand, knowing that this girl Gu Xue fell ill again.
Lin Fan said to Xie Quzhen very seriously: "Mr. Xie, this, to be honest, if you come here to ask how to chase girls, you really came to the wrong place. There is no normal person in this room except me. , The methods they think of are not reliable."
Xie Quzhen looked into Lin Fan's eyes: "Isn't there still a normal person like you?"
(End of this chapter)
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