Reborn South Africa as a police officer
Chapter 1694 Banana Bara
Chapter 1694 Banana Bara
No accident, both Joseph and Justin were locked in a small dark room for half an hour each.
Half an hour later, when the box was opened, Joseph and Justin were dragged out by prison guards.
Justin was better. Joseph lost control of his urine and his pants were wet. When he was thrown into the iron cage again, the other inmates stood away holding their noses, only Scott laughed with his arms crossed.
"Please, forgive me, I was wrong, I apologize, I'm a bastard——" Joseph now deeply understands what it means to be sinister.
"Hahahaha, it's useless to beg for mercy, and it's useless to kneel down. Today, I'll let you know what wheel warfare is—" Scott strode up to Joseph and kicked Joseph hard. Justin collapsed on the ground at the corner of the iron cage, haha laugh.
The cooperation between these two people is really tacit, this is the unity of the Commonwealth.
Joseph was very unlucky. If he fought back, his beating would turn into a fight, and he would be locked in a small dark room.
If you don't fight back, you can only be beaten.
The key is that two fight one, and if they are both locked in a small black room, Scott and Justin can take turns to let the wind go, and Joseph can only stand up.
So Joseph stiffened, lying on the ground with his head in his hands without any resistance, and completely recognized the reality.
pitiful--
At the Crown Stadium at the same time, the second half of the match between the Southern African football team and the Australian football team was in progress.
During the half-time break, the coach of the Australian football team finally recognized the reality, gave up all thoughts, and focused on defending. They put up a 541 like an iron bucket formation, leaving only one player in the midfield to harass, and all the others were recycled to the front of the penalty area to defend. .
So the southern African football team played very easily, the defenders pressed to the midfield line, the goalkeeper just sat on the grass and dozed off boredly, and the audience laughed happily.
There are all sorts of weird things in football.
In December 1937, Chelsea played against Charlton at home. Looking at this day, you can know that the weather on that day was not good. After all, London in 12 was still foggy.
An hour into the game, the players on the field could no longer see each other, and the referee had to stop the game.
Charlton goalkeeper Bartram was forgotten by the referee and his team-mates. No one told him that the game was over. he.
Bartram explained afterwards that he thought his teammates had been besieging Chelsea's goal and didn't even know that the game was over.
Bartram is an illusion. The goalkeeper of the southern African football team is really idle. In the first half, Australia scored only a handful of times to get through the half. There were only pitiful long-range shots from the two corners, and all of them were shot towards the stands. Without posing a threat to the goal of Southern Africa, the goalkeeper of Southern Africa became the most idle person on the field.
Freer than a caddy.
"Lambert, look at me, let me take a picture of you, compared to your teammates, you are really unprofessional-" the photographer behind the goal teased the goalkeeper.
"What can I do? When the award is finally distributed, I won't give it to me—" Lambert also wanted to be dedicated, but the Australian team didn't give Lambert a chance to be dedicated.
At this time, the audience suddenly burst into loud cheers, the referee blew his whistle, and the Southern African football team scored again.
"God, now the score has become [-]-[-], what should I do?" The photographer laughed, [-]-[-] is too much, it is only [-]-[-] against Canada, and [-]-[-] against Australia, which will embarrass Australia.
Lambert was also surprised, wasn't it four to zero?
The field captain of the Australian team is arguing with the field captain of the South African team.
"You are too much! Isn't four to zero enough for you to accept it?" The captain of the Australian football team called Johnson, and he was a truck driver.
"Sorry, it was an accident—" Lu Jing, the field captain of the Southern African team and the top scorer in the Commonwealth Games, was helpless.
This goal was indeed an accident.
Australia played in a 451 formation, with only one midfielder harassing the Southern African defense.
Several defenders of the Southern African team were kicking backwards. The striker of the Australian team went up, and the defender of the Southern African team kicked his feet. .
For this shot, Lu Jing did not report much hope.
But the ball drew a strange arc in the air, and then went straight into the Australian team's goal.
It is up to anyone to explain this. When Lu Jing shot the goal, it was more than 30 meters away from the goal, and the angle was not very right. There were two defensive players of the Australian team beside him. It was indeed an accident that such a goal could be scored.
"Dude, I accept your explanation, but you have to let us score a goal—" Johnson put his arm around Lu Jing's shoulders to discuss with Lu Jing, and he didn't feel the anger that should have been poured into five goals.
"Brother, I'll buy you a drink after the meeting is over. You can't score goals. Since the Commonwealth Games, our southern African football team hasn't conceded a goal yet—" Lu Jing firmly disagreed, because match-fixing and black calls are the most annoying.
"Our Australia and your Southern Africa are comrades-in-arms and brothers. Can our relationship be the same as Canada?" Johnson played the emotional card. During the World War, the Anzac Army did fight side by side with the Southern African Expeditionary Force.
However, from this perspective, Canada and southern Africa are also comrades-in-arms and brothers. After all, during the World War, the Canadian Legion also fought side by side with the Southern African Expeditionary Force.
"That's not okay, there are so many people watching—" Lu Jing didn't let go, every game of the Southern African football team was full, and more than 8 people watched it.
"Hmph, no matter what, anyway, we must score—" Johnson was angry, he didn't give him any face, he was simply not human.
To Lu Jing's surprise, after the re-kick-off, the referee's judgment clearly began to favor the Australian team.
When the Australian team started to attack, Lu Jing judged the route of the player with the ball in advance, tried to break the ball, and collided with Johnson who was catching the ball.
This is very common in football, which is not as much physical contact as rugby, but it is also very frequent.
Johnson's body is obviously different from that of Lu Jing, and he suffered a lot in the confrontation. After making physical contact with Lu Jing, he was directly knocked to the ground by Lu Jing.
This is also normal and reasonable collision.
Just when Lu Jing was trying to control the ball, the referee suddenly whistled.
Lu Jing stopped the ball, stepped on the ball, spread his hands and questioned the referee with a surprised expression. There was absolutely no foul in this action.
"The No. [-] pusher fouled, and the Australian team has the ball—" The referee from France was decisive and did not give Lu Jing a chance to defend himself.
"Sir, are you sure I fouled? The action I made just now was definitely not fouled—" Lu Jing argued that, as the captain of the field, Lu Jing had the right to communicate with the referee.
"Shut up, please respect the authority of the referee on the field, don't interfere with my work, I have my own judgment!" The referee didn't give face.
Johnson was still rolling on the ground, still whimpering incessantly.
"God, I'm dying, sir, Number Nine is the murderer, you should send him down—"
"Shut up too, get up for me right away, or I'll give you a yellow card!" The referee was annoyed, since he took advantage of it, he shouldn't take advantage of it and act obediently.
Johnson still wants to fight for it.
Lu Jing was not polite, walked up to Johnson, and directly picked Johnson up from the ground.
"You are enough, get up quickly, don't act stupid—" Lu Jing said in a low voice.
Johnson took advantage of the situation and stood up, triumphantly, without any embarrassment.
The audience on the sidelines didn't know what happened. Seeing Lu Jing hugging and pulling Johnson up, they thought that the atmosphere between the two players on the field was harmonious, so they applauded immediately.
The referee blew his whistle to continue the game, and Johnson sent the ball, but this time the Southern African player cut the ball cleanly from his feet.
The player who broke the ball has not passed the ball, and the referee blows his whistle again.
The Australian player who lost the ball was rolling on the ground, as if his leg was broken by a defender.
"White number 7, kicking foul, Australia has the ball—" The referee went too far this time, and while blowing the ball to the Australian team, he also gave the southern African player number [-] a yellow card.
"That eye of yours saw me kick him?" No. [-] is the core midfielder Oscar from Rhodesia United. He is usually irritable and impulsive, and he can't control his emotions at this time.
"Oscar, calm down, don't talk—" Lu Jing immediately hugged Oscar.
"You've seen it all, this guy is ruining our victory, let me go and let me kick him back to France—" Oscar was really grumpy.
beep—
The referee blew his whistle again and showed Oscar another yellow card. Two yellow cards turned into one red, and Oscar was sent off directly.
"Sir, what is this yellow card for?" Even Lu Jing couldn't accept it.
"White Seven just insulted the referee—" The referee had a good reason.
"I'm XXOO, you banana bara—" Oscar couldn't accept it, so he just yelled.
Oscar is still very popular among the audience in Southern Africa. After all, Rhodesia United is the only strong team in the Southern African Football League that can compete with the Nyasaland Eagles.
Even the audience noticed that the referee's whistle was a little off, so they booed everywhere, mixed with sporadic versions of national curses.
I won't list them in detail here, anyway, they all focus on the greetings to the women of the referee's family.
"Come here, all come here—" The referee's judgment cannot be changed, Lu Jing called the players to come over, and asked everyone to move less and not to give the referee a chance to make use of the problem.
At this time, the place of the foul was very close to the penalty area. If there was a foul in the penalty area, the Australian team would be given a penalty kick.
No matter how good the Australians are, they won't even miss a penalty kick.
And no one can guarantee that there will only be one penalty kick.
(End of this chapter)
No accident, both Joseph and Justin were locked in a small dark room for half an hour each.
Half an hour later, when the box was opened, Joseph and Justin were dragged out by prison guards.
Justin was better. Joseph lost control of his urine and his pants were wet. When he was thrown into the iron cage again, the other inmates stood away holding their noses, only Scott laughed with his arms crossed.
"Please, forgive me, I was wrong, I apologize, I'm a bastard——" Joseph now deeply understands what it means to be sinister.
"Hahahaha, it's useless to beg for mercy, and it's useless to kneel down. Today, I'll let you know what wheel warfare is—" Scott strode up to Joseph and kicked Joseph hard. Justin collapsed on the ground at the corner of the iron cage, haha laugh.
The cooperation between these two people is really tacit, this is the unity of the Commonwealth.
Joseph was very unlucky. If he fought back, his beating would turn into a fight, and he would be locked in a small dark room.
If you don't fight back, you can only be beaten.
The key is that two fight one, and if they are both locked in a small black room, Scott and Justin can take turns to let the wind go, and Joseph can only stand up.
So Joseph stiffened, lying on the ground with his head in his hands without any resistance, and completely recognized the reality.
pitiful--
At the Crown Stadium at the same time, the second half of the match between the Southern African football team and the Australian football team was in progress.
During the half-time break, the coach of the Australian football team finally recognized the reality, gave up all thoughts, and focused on defending. They put up a 541 like an iron bucket formation, leaving only one player in the midfield to harass, and all the others were recycled to the front of the penalty area to defend. .
So the southern African football team played very easily, the defenders pressed to the midfield line, the goalkeeper just sat on the grass and dozed off boredly, and the audience laughed happily.
There are all sorts of weird things in football.
In December 1937, Chelsea played against Charlton at home. Looking at this day, you can know that the weather on that day was not good. After all, London in 12 was still foggy.
An hour into the game, the players on the field could no longer see each other, and the referee had to stop the game.
Charlton goalkeeper Bartram was forgotten by the referee and his team-mates. No one told him that the game was over. he.
Bartram explained afterwards that he thought his teammates had been besieging Chelsea's goal and didn't even know that the game was over.
Bartram is an illusion. The goalkeeper of the southern African football team is really idle. In the first half, Australia scored only a handful of times to get through the half. There were only pitiful long-range shots from the two corners, and all of them were shot towards the stands. Without posing a threat to the goal of Southern Africa, the goalkeeper of Southern Africa became the most idle person on the field.
Freer than a caddy.
"Lambert, look at me, let me take a picture of you, compared to your teammates, you are really unprofessional-" the photographer behind the goal teased the goalkeeper.
"What can I do? When the award is finally distributed, I won't give it to me—" Lambert also wanted to be dedicated, but the Australian team didn't give Lambert a chance to be dedicated.
At this time, the audience suddenly burst into loud cheers, the referee blew his whistle, and the Southern African football team scored again.
"God, now the score has become [-]-[-], what should I do?" The photographer laughed, [-]-[-] is too much, it is only [-]-[-] against Canada, and [-]-[-] against Australia, which will embarrass Australia.
Lambert was also surprised, wasn't it four to zero?
The field captain of the Australian team is arguing with the field captain of the South African team.
"You are too much! Isn't four to zero enough for you to accept it?" The captain of the Australian football team called Johnson, and he was a truck driver.
"Sorry, it was an accident—" Lu Jing, the field captain of the Southern African team and the top scorer in the Commonwealth Games, was helpless.
This goal was indeed an accident.
Australia played in a 451 formation, with only one midfielder harassing the Southern African defense.
Several defenders of the Southern African team were kicking backwards. The striker of the Australian team went up, and the defender of the Southern African team kicked his feet. .
For this shot, Lu Jing did not report much hope.
But the ball drew a strange arc in the air, and then went straight into the Australian team's goal.
It is up to anyone to explain this. When Lu Jing shot the goal, it was more than 30 meters away from the goal, and the angle was not very right. There were two defensive players of the Australian team beside him. It was indeed an accident that such a goal could be scored.
"Dude, I accept your explanation, but you have to let us score a goal—" Johnson put his arm around Lu Jing's shoulders to discuss with Lu Jing, and he didn't feel the anger that should have been poured into five goals.
"Brother, I'll buy you a drink after the meeting is over. You can't score goals. Since the Commonwealth Games, our southern African football team hasn't conceded a goal yet—" Lu Jing firmly disagreed, because match-fixing and black calls are the most annoying.
"Our Australia and your Southern Africa are comrades-in-arms and brothers. Can our relationship be the same as Canada?" Johnson played the emotional card. During the World War, the Anzac Army did fight side by side with the Southern African Expeditionary Force.
However, from this perspective, Canada and southern Africa are also comrades-in-arms and brothers. After all, during the World War, the Canadian Legion also fought side by side with the Southern African Expeditionary Force.
"That's not okay, there are so many people watching—" Lu Jing didn't let go, every game of the Southern African football team was full, and more than 8 people watched it.
"Hmph, no matter what, anyway, we must score—" Johnson was angry, he didn't give him any face, he was simply not human.
To Lu Jing's surprise, after the re-kick-off, the referee's judgment clearly began to favor the Australian team.
When the Australian team started to attack, Lu Jing judged the route of the player with the ball in advance, tried to break the ball, and collided with Johnson who was catching the ball.
This is very common in football, which is not as much physical contact as rugby, but it is also very frequent.
Johnson's body is obviously different from that of Lu Jing, and he suffered a lot in the confrontation. After making physical contact with Lu Jing, he was directly knocked to the ground by Lu Jing.
This is also normal and reasonable collision.
Just when Lu Jing was trying to control the ball, the referee suddenly whistled.
Lu Jing stopped the ball, stepped on the ball, spread his hands and questioned the referee with a surprised expression. There was absolutely no foul in this action.
"The No. [-] pusher fouled, and the Australian team has the ball—" The referee from France was decisive and did not give Lu Jing a chance to defend himself.
"Sir, are you sure I fouled? The action I made just now was definitely not fouled—" Lu Jing argued that, as the captain of the field, Lu Jing had the right to communicate with the referee.
"Shut up, please respect the authority of the referee on the field, don't interfere with my work, I have my own judgment!" The referee didn't give face.
Johnson was still rolling on the ground, still whimpering incessantly.
"God, I'm dying, sir, Number Nine is the murderer, you should send him down—"
"Shut up too, get up for me right away, or I'll give you a yellow card!" The referee was annoyed, since he took advantage of it, he shouldn't take advantage of it and act obediently.
Johnson still wants to fight for it.
Lu Jing was not polite, walked up to Johnson, and directly picked Johnson up from the ground.
"You are enough, get up quickly, don't act stupid—" Lu Jing said in a low voice.
Johnson took advantage of the situation and stood up, triumphantly, without any embarrassment.
The audience on the sidelines didn't know what happened. Seeing Lu Jing hugging and pulling Johnson up, they thought that the atmosphere between the two players on the field was harmonious, so they applauded immediately.
The referee blew his whistle to continue the game, and Johnson sent the ball, but this time the Southern African player cut the ball cleanly from his feet.
The player who broke the ball has not passed the ball, and the referee blows his whistle again.
The Australian player who lost the ball was rolling on the ground, as if his leg was broken by a defender.
"White number 7, kicking foul, Australia has the ball—" The referee went too far this time, and while blowing the ball to the Australian team, he also gave the southern African player number [-] a yellow card.
"That eye of yours saw me kick him?" No. [-] is the core midfielder Oscar from Rhodesia United. He is usually irritable and impulsive, and he can't control his emotions at this time.
"Oscar, calm down, don't talk—" Lu Jing immediately hugged Oscar.
"You've seen it all, this guy is ruining our victory, let me go and let me kick him back to France—" Oscar was really grumpy.
beep—
The referee blew his whistle again and showed Oscar another yellow card. Two yellow cards turned into one red, and Oscar was sent off directly.
"Sir, what is this yellow card for?" Even Lu Jing couldn't accept it.
"White Seven just insulted the referee—" The referee had a good reason.
"I'm XXOO, you banana bara—" Oscar couldn't accept it, so he just yelled.
Oscar is still very popular among the audience in Southern Africa. After all, Rhodesia United is the only strong team in the Southern African Football League that can compete with the Nyasaland Eagles.
Even the audience noticed that the referee's whistle was a little off, so they booed everywhere, mixed with sporadic versions of national curses.
I won't list them in detail here, anyway, they all focus on the greetings to the women of the referee's family.
"Come here, all come here—" The referee's judgment cannot be changed, Lu Jing called the players to come over, and asked everyone to move less and not to give the referee a chance to make use of the problem.
At this time, the place of the foul was very close to the penalty area. If there was a foul in the penalty area, the Australian team would be given a penalty kick.
No matter how good the Australians are, they won't even miss a penalty kick.
And no one can guarantee that there will only be one penalty kick.
(End of this chapter)
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