A knife in love

Chapter 1094

Li Qiufeng was brought up by a short fat man since he was a child. He knew that although his master was funny by nature, casual in speech and actions, and fond of drinking, his martial arts were unfathomable, and he was also extremely proficient in astronomy, geography, and various schools of thought.Moreover, he is very resourceful and thoughtful, and he is not afraid of danger when it comes, and he is not surprised when he is in chaos.Li Qiufeng has never seen his master in such a mess since he was a child, so he was surprised and funny at the same time.

The old man handed a bowl of hot water to the short fat man, and said: "Brother Liu, this is not a shameful thing for you, even if Feng'er knows about it, what's wrong with it?"

Li Qiufeng said: "Master, what happened? Could it be that the three-eyed man can escape from the master's palm?"

The old man let out a "huh", glanced at Li Qiufeng, then looked at the short fat man, and said, "Ah, so you didn't tell Feng'er about this!"

The short fat man took the bowl from the old man's hand and drank all the water in one gulp. Then he wiped his mouth, gave a wry smile, and said, "This is a shame in my life. Why would I tell others casually? Huang Lao You are putting me in an embarrassing position, sir."

The old man smiled slightly and said, "What kind of shame is this? Feng'er is not an outsider, brother Liu, you think too much."

Seeing that he had vomited himself to a mess on the ground, the short fat man expressed a little apology on his face, and said to the old man: "I was too rude just now, please don't take offense, old man."

The old man smiled and said, "Brother Liu, you and I haven't seen each other for more than a year. Why did you become such a mother-in-law this time when you came to Chongqing Mansion?" After a while, I went to find a broom to clean up."

After the old man left, the short fat man said to Li Qiufeng: "Forget it, let me tell you about it. It's better for me to tell you than someone else to tell you."

It turned out that Humpty Dumpty threw the monkey king "Three-eyed Tongtian" who was drunk to the ground that day, and hurriedly picked up the wine jar with both hands, weighed it gently, and heard "booming" coming from inside the wine jar. bang" sound.The Humpty Humpty Man was overjoyed, thinking to himself that it was a good thing the beast passed out on the stone table before finishing the wine, and finally saved some good wine for himself.Thinking of this, how can he bear it?Immediately hold the wine jar to your mouth, and pour the wine in the jar into your mouth.

It's just that he barely lifted the wine jar, but he smelled a fishy smell.Humpty Humpty was annoyed, he only thought that these wild monkeys had a disgusting smell.This cave is located at the peak of the mountain, no matter in spring, summer, autumn or winter, the cave is always extremely cold, so he used it to store food.Even after several months, the food will not rot.Today the cave has been ruined by this group of wild monkeys. I'm afraid it will have to be carefully cleaned and ventilated for half a month to completely eliminate the stench.

While Humpty was thinking, the wine in the jar had flowed into his mouth.It's just that as soon as the wine is in the mouth, what the tip of the tongue tastes is not the aroma of the wine, but a strong fishy smell rushing into the brain.Humpty Humpty thought something was wrong, he pushed with both palms, and immediately threw the wine jar more than two feet away, hitting the cave wall.There was a loud "click", and the wine jar fell to the ground in pieces.

The Humpty Humpty Man only felt that the fishy breath in his mouth made people want to vomit, and in a flash, he already guessed a general idea.Presumably, after these wild monkeys sneaked into the cave, they found two jars of fine wine, and immediately opened the jars and drank them.The Monkey King "Three-Eyed Tongtian" monopolizes a jug of fine wine, and the group of monkeys dare not compete with him, so they can only run to grab another jug.These two altars of fine wine were brought from Yunnan by a friend of the Humpty Man as a gift, the wine has a strong aroma but has great stamina.This group of wild monkeys didn't know how powerful they were, even though dozens of monkeys drank a jug of wine, each monkey didn't drink much, but they were all very drunk.A dozen or so monkeys drank less and were able to stagger out of the cave, but they all collapsed by the side of the road when they got drunk not far away.The rest of the monkeys fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep without even getting out of the cave.

The Monkey King with Three Eyes Opening to Heaven is extremely powerful, he drank most of the jar of wine by himself, and seeing the rest of the wild monkeys fell to the ground one after another, he was reluctant to put down the jar of wine.But then the spirit of wine rushed to the top of his head, the monkey started to piss and pissed in the wine jar, but in the end he was so drunk that he lay down on the stone table and fell asleep, but his paws were still tightly hugged wine jar.Humpty Humpty rushed into the cave, feeling sorry for the two jugs of fine wine, and only wanted to take a quick sip to satisfy his hunger, but he didn't expect that there was monkey urine in the jug, so he took a big gulp in a daze.

When Humpty Humpty said this, Li Qiufeng couldn't help laughing.Immediately, I realized that I was being disrespectful to Master, so I had to hold back forcefully, and my face flushed immediately.

At this moment, the old man opened the door and came in, holding a broom and ash bucket in his hand.When Li Qiufeng was in embarrassment, when he saw the old man enter the house, he rushed forward as if he had received the amnesty, took the broom and ash bucket, and said, "Uncle Huang, you always sit down and rest, let my nephew clean it."

The old man was not polite, handed the broom and ash bucket to Li Qiufeng, then sat on a stool, and said: "Brother Liu, since you have paid homage to the tombs of Guan Erye, Zhang Sanye, General Fu and others Now, what's the next step?"

The short fat man said: "At the beginning of September, I have been to the tombs of General Fa, General Ma, General Huang, General Zhang, and others. This time I came out of Sichuan, and paid homage to General Guan and others. I plan to return to Chengdu with the wind tomorrow, and pay homage to them." Sweeping Emperor Zhaolie's Tomb and General Zhao's Tomb, and then turning back to Mount Qingcheng, this year's work is considered a busy one."

The old man nodded and said, "It's a sacrifice every three years, traveling thousands of miles, it's really hard for you."

At this time, Li Qiufeng had already cleaned up the filth on the ground, and was about to send it out of the house with a broom and ash bucket.The old man hurriedly said to him: "Feng'er, just put the broom and ash bucket at the door. After you finish eating, I will put the leftovers into the ash bucket and send them out of the ancestral hall together."

Li Qiufeng delivered the broom and ash bucket to the door outside the house as promised, and then walked back.The Humpty Humpty Man chewed the steamed buns with one hand, picked up the meat and vegetables with the chopsticks in the other hand, and kept sending them to his mouth.Seeing Li Qiufeng coming back, he said in his mouth: "Feng'er, come and eat quickly, otherwise all these meals will fall into my stomach."

Li Qiufeng was also polite, and sat down to pick up a steamed bun.It's just that he didn't open his mouth to chew like Humpty Dumpty, he just took a bite and chewed slowly in his mouth.

After the two had eaten, Li Qiufeng cleared the table again, and the three sat down to talk again.The short fat man was no longer as embarrassed as before, and said to Li Qiufeng and the old man: "I suffered a big loss that day, and I was annoyed. What is more powerful than animals? What's more, although the three-eyed Tongtian is tough, this guy is very human, and he never hurts people or livestock. He just leads a group of monkeys to have fun in the back mountain. If he is killed, the group of monkeys will have no restraint I'm afraid it's not a good thing to harass the people. So I took all these monkeys out of the cave and threw them far away into a forest."

Having said this, the short fat man took a sip, and said through gritted teeth: "After I got rid of the group of monkeys, I found a mountain spring and coughed for three hours, almost rotting the flesh in my mouth." I did, but I still felt the anger of monkey urine left in my mouth. Later, I found some salt and put it in my mouth, which made it a little better."

The old man and Li Qiufeng were amused in their hearts, but they were afraid that the short and fat man would be embarrassed, so they had to put on a straight face and tried not to laugh out loud.

At this time, the heavy snow had just stopped, but it was already evening, and the sky gradually darkened.Li Qiufeng suddenly remembered something, and said to the old man: "Uncle Huang, there are still two corpses of Dongchang fanzi behind the altar. You said you would throw them into the river. But the snow outside is very thick, if you take advantage of the night Going to throw away the corpse, leaving footprints, I'm afraid it's a big mistake..."

The old man waved his hand and said: "You don't have to worry. The river is rushing, and the two corpses were thrown into it, and they disappeared overnight. Big fish, will end up with no bones left. Who will follow the footprints to find the ancestral hall?"

Li Qiufeng said: "When Dongchang's fans arrive in Chongqing, the government must be careful. The two disappeared for no reason. Naturally, Dongchang will not sit idly by and will definitely order the Chongqing government to look for them. Therefore, Uncle Huang must not It's better to be careful."

(End of this chapter)