Datang's free and easy concubine
Chapter 841
Chapter 841
Not only Li Shimin attaches great importance to Baidihua, but all the courtiers also attach great importance to Baidihua.
Otherwise, if Li Shimin made a pair of pure gold scissors so flirtatiously, Wei Zheng wouldn't have sprayed it long ago?
However, now Wei Zheng didn't care about the shining golden scissors at all, he stared at the boundless white stacked flowers, his old face almost turned into a flower with a smile.
Li Shimin picked up the pure gold scissors with great interest, and gestured with a click, and Su Cheng couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene.
Li Shimin turned his head and asked curiously, "Su Cheng, what are you laughing at?"
What are you laughing at?Of course, he was laughing at you for being too coquettish, Su Cheng said with a smile: "I am so happy to see this bountiful harvest of white flowers, so I couldn't help laughing out loud."
Bullshit!
Li Shimin knew Su Cheng very well, so he didn't believe that Su Cheng would laugh happily when he saw the harvest of white flowers and corn.
Of course I am happy, but I don't want to laugh out loud.
When do people burst out laughing?
It's when I hear a good joke or see something funny that I suddenly burst out laughing.
No one told a joke just now, so it's impossible for Su Cheng to laugh because he heard a joke.
Moreover, Su Cheng was standing behind him, who else could he see besides him?
Li Shimin narrowed his eyes slightly and asked, "Are you laughing at my golden scissors?"
"How is it possible? Your Majesty's golden scissors are shining and powerful. I just suddenly thought of a joke, so I couldn't help laughing." Su Cheng explained with a smile.
joke?Seeing him but remembering a joke?Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and asked, "A joke? What joke do you remember?"
Cheng Yaojin and others next to him were also very curious. Looking at the emperor, they thought of some joke. What kind of joke could it be?
Su Cheng was running wildly looking for a road today, the kind that he couldn't hold back.
What is the joke?
Almost everyone pricked up their ears to listen.
Su Cheng said with a smile: "In the past, two old farmers were resting on the ridge of the field, and they chatted about what kind of life the emperor lived."
"One of the old farmers said that the emperor must be able to eat white flour steamed buns every day!"
puff!
Cheng Yaojin, Yu Chigong and the others burst out laughing immediately. Although Wei Zheng and Fang Xuanling didn't laugh, they couldn't help laughing too.
Even Li Shimin himself couldn't help laughing.
Su Cheng continued to laugh and said, "Then another old farmer said, it's not just to eat white flour buns, the emperor uses a golden hoe every day when he goes to the field!"
puff!There was a burst of laughter, and now even Fang Xuanling, Wei Zheng and other civil officials couldn't help laughing.
Even Li Shimin himself burst out laughing, and the louder he laughed, his stomach hurts when he almost didn't laugh.
Now he also understands why Su Cheng burst out laughing suddenly. After hearing this joke and seeing the golden scissors again, who can't help but laugh?
Everyone laughed for a long time, then Li Shimin stopped laughing a little bit, pointed at Su Cheng and said, "You kid, this is making up my jokes, and only you kid can make up such a joke!"
Su Cheng quickly waved his hand and said, "No, I heard this when I was resting on the side of the road when I was going south."
Regardless of whether it is true or not, Li Shimin is still in a good mood after hearing this joke. This joke is really funny.
Li Shimin smiled and said: "Those two old farmers are right, don't I just use golden scissors today?"
While talking, Li Shimin stepped forward, chose the largest white fringe flower on the side, and cut it out with golden scissors.
The little eunuch next to him held the plate respectfully, and while admiring the white stacked flowers in front of him, Li Shimin ordered, "Su Cheng, you haven't taken the plate yet!"
Well, we are the lives of coolies, Su Cheng stepped forward to take the jade plate with some reluctance.
However, many courtiers behind him showed envious expressions, this is not a coolie
Li Shimin put the white folded flowers on the jade plate.
"Take it to the altar!" Li Shimin ordered with a smile.
Under everyone's attention, Su Cheng took the jade plate to the high platform and placed it solemnly on the altar.
The harvest ceremony is over?
Not yet!
The reason why the harvest ceremony is held here is not only because of the white stacked flowers, but also because there are corn fields here.
Li Shimin brought a group of courtiers to the nearby corn field.
The leaves of the corn have already turned yellow, and the husks of some corn have cracked open, revealing the bright yellow corn kernels, which are so attractive in the sun.
Li Shimin sized it up, found the biggest corn in his sight, and broke it off forcefully.
In two or three strokes, Li Shimin peeled the corn clean, and the corn shone charmingly in the sun.
Li Shimin stared at the corn with fiery eyes.
This look made Su Cheng speechless. He really wanted to remind Li Shimin that this is a corn, not the carcass of Empress Changsun. Do you need to be so obsessed with it?
"Good, good food!" Li Shimin exclaimed.
Fang Xuanling on the side smiled and said: "Yes, good food, I have never seen such good food before!"
Li Shimin gently put the corn on the jade plate, and Su Cheng put the corn on the altar.
The grand ceremony was finally completed, and Su Cheng couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
It should be fine, right?
Then it's time to go back to the palace for a banquet, right?
Just as Su Cheng was thinking this way, he suddenly found that the emperor was rolling up his sleeves.
Why does the dignified emperor roll up his sleeves like a mountain villager who wants to go to the fields?
And why are you rolling up your sleeves?
Li Shimin turned around and said excitedly: "Today, all the loves will follow me to pick white flowers and break corn!"
Su Cheng almost failed!
Emotional Li Shimin rolls up his sleeves because he really wants to pick cotton and corn.
What surprised Su Cheng the most was that Cheng Yaojin and the others were all rolling up their sleeves excitedly.
Even Fang Xuanling, Wei Zheng, Yu Shinan, Chu Suiliang and other civil servants were rolling up their sleeves.
It's just rolling up your sleeves, why are you so excited?
Li Shimin had already walked into the cotton field, but what he was holding in his hand was not the pure gold scissors, but a pair of iron scissors.
Su Cheng even thought in his heart, if he hadn't told a joke just now, would Li Shimin pick cotton flamboyantly with a pair of pure gold scissors?
Cheng Yaojin and the others also pulled out their scissors and rushed into the corn field.
"Do you dare to compare, old house? See who picks more white flowers and who breaks more corn?" Cheng Yaojin shouted.
Fang Xuanling rolled her eyes helplessly when she heard this, only fools are compared with you warriors!
"You have the ability to compare with Su Cheng?" Fang Xuanling said angrily.
Cheng Yaojin laughed and said, "Boy Su, do you want to compare?"
Bimobi, wouldn't it be nice to make soy sauce quietly?
(End of this chapter)
Not only Li Shimin attaches great importance to Baidihua, but all the courtiers also attach great importance to Baidihua.
Otherwise, if Li Shimin made a pair of pure gold scissors so flirtatiously, Wei Zheng wouldn't have sprayed it long ago?
However, now Wei Zheng didn't care about the shining golden scissors at all, he stared at the boundless white stacked flowers, his old face almost turned into a flower with a smile.
Li Shimin picked up the pure gold scissors with great interest, and gestured with a click, and Su Cheng couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene.
Li Shimin turned his head and asked curiously, "Su Cheng, what are you laughing at?"
What are you laughing at?Of course, he was laughing at you for being too coquettish, Su Cheng said with a smile: "I am so happy to see this bountiful harvest of white flowers, so I couldn't help laughing out loud."
Bullshit!
Li Shimin knew Su Cheng very well, so he didn't believe that Su Cheng would laugh happily when he saw the harvest of white flowers and corn.
Of course I am happy, but I don't want to laugh out loud.
When do people burst out laughing?
It's when I hear a good joke or see something funny that I suddenly burst out laughing.
No one told a joke just now, so it's impossible for Su Cheng to laugh because he heard a joke.
Moreover, Su Cheng was standing behind him, who else could he see besides him?
Li Shimin narrowed his eyes slightly and asked, "Are you laughing at my golden scissors?"
"How is it possible? Your Majesty's golden scissors are shining and powerful. I just suddenly thought of a joke, so I couldn't help laughing." Su Cheng explained with a smile.
joke?Seeing him but remembering a joke?Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and asked, "A joke? What joke do you remember?"
Cheng Yaojin and others next to him were also very curious. Looking at the emperor, they thought of some joke. What kind of joke could it be?
Su Cheng was running wildly looking for a road today, the kind that he couldn't hold back.
What is the joke?
Almost everyone pricked up their ears to listen.
Su Cheng said with a smile: "In the past, two old farmers were resting on the ridge of the field, and they chatted about what kind of life the emperor lived."
"One of the old farmers said that the emperor must be able to eat white flour steamed buns every day!"
puff!
Cheng Yaojin, Yu Chigong and the others burst out laughing immediately. Although Wei Zheng and Fang Xuanling didn't laugh, they couldn't help laughing too.
Even Li Shimin himself couldn't help laughing.
Su Cheng continued to laugh and said, "Then another old farmer said, it's not just to eat white flour buns, the emperor uses a golden hoe every day when he goes to the field!"
puff!There was a burst of laughter, and now even Fang Xuanling, Wei Zheng and other civil officials couldn't help laughing.
Even Li Shimin himself burst out laughing, and the louder he laughed, his stomach hurts when he almost didn't laugh.
Now he also understands why Su Cheng burst out laughing suddenly. After hearing this joke and seeing the golden scissors again, who can't help but laugh?
Everyone laughed for a long time, then Li Shimin stopped laughing a little bit, pointed at Su Cheng and said, "You kid, this is making up my jokes, and only you kid can make up such a joke!"
Su Cheng quickly waved his hand and said, "No, I heard this when I was resting on the side of the road when I was going south."
Regardless of whether it is true or not, Li Shimin is still in a good mood after hearing this joke. This joke is really funny.
Li Shimin smiled and said: "Those two old farmers are right, don't I just use golden scissors today?"
While talking, Li Shimin stepped forward, chose the largest white fringe flower on the side, and cut it out with golden scissors.
The little eunuch next to him held the plate respectfully, and while admiring the white stacked flowers in front of him, Li Shimin ordered, "Su Cheng, you haven't taken the plate yet!"
Well, we are the lives of coolies, Su Cheng stepped forward to take the jade plate with some reluctance.
However, many courtiers behind him showed envious expressions, this is not a coolie
Li Shimin put the white folded flowers on the jade plate.
"Take it to the altar!" Li Shimin ordered with a smile.
Under everyone's attention, Su Cheng took the jade plate to the high platform and placed it solemnly on the altar.
The harvest ceremony is over?
Not yet!
The reason why the harvest ceremony is held here is not only because of the white stacked flowers, but also because there are corn fields here.
Li Shimin brought a group of courtiers to the nearby corn field.
The leaves of the corn have already turned yellow, and the husks of some corn have cracked open, revealing the bright yellow corn kernels, which are so attractive in the sun.
Li Shimin sized it up, found the biggest corn in his sight, and broke it off forcefully.
In two or three strokes, Li Shimin peeled the corn clean, and the corn shone charmingly in the sun.
Li Shimin stared at the corn with fiery eyes.
This look made Su Cheng speechless. He really wanted to remind Li Shimin that this is a corn, not the carcass of Empress Changsun. Do you need to be so obsessed with it?
"Good, good food!" Li Shimin exclaimed.
Fang Xuanling on the side smiled and said: "Yes, good food, I have never seen such good food before!"
Li Shimin gently put the corn on the jade plate, and Su Cheng put the corn on the altar.
The grand ceremony was finally completed, and Su Cheng couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
It should be fine, right?
Then it's time to go back to the palace for a banquet, right?
Just as Su Cheng was thinking this way, he suddenly found that the emperor was rolling up his sleeves.
Why does the dignified emperor roll up his sleeves like a mountain villager who wants to go to the fields?
And why are you rolling up your sleeves?
Li Shimin turned around and said excitedly: "Today, all the loves will follow me to pick white flowers and break corn!"
Su Cheng almost failed!
Emotional Li Shimin rolls up his sleeves because he really wants to pick cotton and corn.
What surprised Su Cheng the most was that Cheng Yaojin and the others were all rolling up their sleeves excitedly.
Even Fang Xuanling, Wei Zheng, Yu Shinan, Chu Suiliang and other civil servants were rolling up their sleeves.
It's just rolling up your sleeves, why are you so excited?
Li Shimin had already walked into the cotton field, but what he was holding in his hand was not the pure gold scissors, but a pair of iron scissors.
Su Cheng even thought in his heart, if he hadn't told a joke just now, would Li Shimin pick cotton flamboyantly with a pair of pure gold scissors?
Cheng Yaojin and the others also pulled out their scissors and rushed into the corn field.
"Do you dare to compare, old house? See who picks more white flowers and who breaks more corn?" Cheng Yaojin shouted.
Fang Xuanling rolled her eyes helplessly when she heard this, only fools are compared with you warriors!
"You have the ability to compare with Su Cheng?" Fang Xuanling said angrily.
Cheng Yaojin laughed and said, "Boy Su, do you want to compare?"
Bimobi, wouldn't it be nice to make soy sauce quietly?
(End of this chapter)
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