Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 335 "Hongmen Banquet"
As a politician, Han Yu has planned quite a lot of schemes in his life.

Some of these strategies are complicated, some are simple, some are brilliant, some are mediocre, some are successful, and some are unsuccessful.

But in any case, the strategies he thought of, even those that failed to achieve his expected results in the end, you can't say how much he failed when he designed them, let alone his strategies are stupid, it's just that sometimes plans If we can't keep up with the changes, the development of the situation cannot be shaken by human resources.

However, today, Han Yu implemented a strategy that later proved to be the most wrong, stupid, and most regrettable in his life—he tried to frame an illiterate person for stealing state secrets.

Of course, you can't blame him for this.

Han Yu could never have imagined that a young hero from a famous Jiangdong family who roams the rivers and lakes would be illiterate...or at least semi-illiterate.

So when the housekeeper took Sun Ge to Mingyu Hall where the ambush had been set up, Han Yu was still secretly delighted: "I thought I would pour you a few more drinks during the banquet, so that one of you would I proposed to go to the toilet, but I didn't expect that this kid surnamed Sun would go when he first arrived, hehe... This is really God's help, even if you can't directly frame a capital crime, it is enough for His Majesty to take back your imperial gold medal right?"

While thinking about it, Han Yu came to the banquet hall of the mansion together with Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang.

Because they came in a bit of a hurry, the back kitchen was also in a hurry to serve the food, and the cold dishes on the table were not ready when they entered the room.

However, Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang obviously didn't care about such details, they just "invited" Han Yu to the table without saying anything.

"Master Han, speaking of which, please post it... I want to ask you about the death of the son-in-law, where did you start?" Huang Donglai asked in a pretentious manner as soon as he sat down. Fa, took the initiative to provoke this topic.

"Uh..." Han Yu thought for a while, and replied, "Young Xia Huang, to be honest, this Han is also in a hurry to go to the doctor." He paused for half a second, and then said, "The death of Xuansheng is really bizarre. , let Han have no idea, so Han thought, maybe asking all the strange people in the rivers and lakes, can there be some unexpected gains?"

"Hmph..." Huang Donglai immediately sneered in his heart, "This old fox... I pretended to be you, right? Obviously, many people knew about the fact that we were also in the south of the city that night, but you deliberately didn't mention a word. Do you want us to feel guilty and show our feet?"

"That's easy to say." After finishing his thoughts, Huang Donglai remained calm on the surface, and continued, "I heard that the son-in-law died of a cesspit explosion?"

When he mentioned this, Linghuxiang next to him became nervous, because the content of Huang Donglai's words was a bit too specific, and it didn't seem like an outsider could know it.

"Wait a minute..." Han Yu really saw the opportunity and started to attack, "How could Huang Shaoxia know how Xuansheng died?"

"Ha! All the streets and alleys in the capital are telling about this, Master Han doesn't know?" But Huang Donglai not only answered fluently, but also asked back.

In fact, is it really rumored outside?

not at all.

But there can be.

As long as Huang Donglai is willing, his lie can become a reality tomorrow, and the source of this rumor is difficult to trace.

You Han Yu insisted that it was passed on by me. If you show evidence, how can you be sure that it was not passed on by someone from Bingmasili?If this entanglement continues, it will involve Han Yu's collusion with Bing Masi's collusion and sealing of confessions.

"Oh..." Han Yu quickly realized Huang Donglai's brilliance in dealing with it, and secretly looked at the other party in his heart, and then continued, "So that's how it is... Han didn't go out very often, so he asked abruptly. , what Huang Shaoxia heard was correct, Xuan Sheng... did die 'that way'."

"Hell, isn't the cause of his death already obvious?" Huang Donglai immediately said a word that Han Yu had never heard before, "It must be an accident caused by a marsh gas explosion."

"Blood gas explosion?" Han Yu repeated these four words, showing doubts on his face.

"You don't understand? I'll demonstrate it to you and you'll understand." Huang Donglai continued.

Linghu Xiang was stunned when he saw this, and thought, Brother Huang, what are you going to do?Did you come to dinner with a bomb?Do you want to lift up the cesspit of the Young Master's Mansion?Are you pleading guilty in disguise?

It has to be said that his thinking still overestimated the lower limit of double harmony.

In the next second, Huang Donglai stood up, lifted a lantern cover from the side shelf, and took a lit candle from it.

"Master Han, have you seen this candle?" Huang Donglai held it in his hand, looked at Han Yu and asked.

Han Yu didn't think much, just nodded.

At this time, he still didn't know the seriousness of the matter.

"Look at it." After getting the answer from the other party, Huang Donglai suddenly bent down, moved the candle to the middle and lower part of his body, put on a football kick-off posture, and rushed That candle made a huge fart.

This fart that has been strengthened with internal force, does not have much impact, but is extremely concentrated and spreads extremely fast, instantly made the flame of the candle burst into a large ball of fire that soared into the sky.

The fireball disappeared in a flash, and the explosion disappeared in an instant. Only the aftertaste left in the room seemed to remind everyone that this scene was not an illusion.

After a short breath, not to mention Han Yu, the attendants beside him, as well as the servants serving the food and wine, including Linghu Xiang...all froze on the spot, transfixed.

"Understood? This is called a biogas explosion." Huang Donglai sat down again swaggeringly after finishing this, and said to the dumbfounded Han Yu, "It must be that Bingmasi's cesspit has not been dug out for a long time, and there is too much biogas , and then the son-in-law squatted in the pit in the middle of the night, accidentally dropped the open flame in the lantern, and it exploded, isn't it reasonable?"

When Huang Donglai fabricated these pseudo-science sentences, Mr. Han, whose eyes were as wide as copper bells, slowly recovered from the suffocating scene just now.

"Uh... ah..." Han Yu didn't know what to say. From a certain point of view, he was indeed convinced.

As the saying goes, hearing is believing, seeing is believing.

Some theories, if you explain them accurately and in detail, people may not understand them, but if you perform a fun little experiment, even if your theory is specious, you may be able to fool people.

At this moment, Han Yu really felt that this so-called "methane explosion" phenomenon might be the truth.

"It's... reasonable, reasonable." So he could only answer like this.

At this moment, when the atmosphere and smell of this banquet hall are gradually becoming anxious...

Han Xiaoqi, the butler of the Han Mansion, rushed in panting all the way: "It's not good—Master! Something serious happened!"

When Han Yu heard the sound, he remembered that, by the way, his "strategy" was still halfway through.

So he immediately frowned, turned his face away, and said to the housekeeper, "You bastard! What are you doing yelling in front of distinguished guests? Why are you panicking?"

"Haha...haha..." The butler also entered the show, first pretending to be anxious, panting for a few breaths, and then talking intermittently, "Sun...Sun Shaoxia, he...followed me not far, just Suddenly ran away without authorization and broke into the 'Mingyu Hall'!"

Originally, the housekeeper's play was well designed, but because he didn't know what happened here before he came here, so after some unguarded panting, although he still insisted on saying the second half A line, but his face has turned green.

"Ah? What!" Han Yu had already gotten used to the smell anyway, and it was time to act again. I saw him jumping up, and he sang three tunes with one mouthful. He was afraid that Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang beside him would not be able to hear The seriousness of this matter, "Is this true?"

"It's absolutely true!" The housekeeper also insisted, and said to the master, "I saw him break in with my own eyes, and the two guards outside the door tried to stop him, but he knocked him to the ground. Now all the manpower in the mansion has gone there, sir, go and have a look!"

"Hiss—" Han Yu just stood there and sucked his teeth, showing a very embarrassed look. After acting like this for a few seconds, he turned his head slightly and looked at Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang, "Both of you Young man... this matter is no small matter, I am afraid that there may be some misunderstanding, in Han's opinion, it is better for you to come and be a witness."

Huang Donglai took a look, well, it seems that today's Hongmen Banquet even skipped the step of eating, and we have almost moved to the step of "Xiangzhuang Sword Dance" before we even moved our chopsticks.

Let's go then, everyone has "arranged" it, so let's see what this old fox sings.

Just like that, he exchanged glances with Linghu Xiang, and agreed to Han Yu's request to go with him.

The three of them didn't bother anymore, and walked forward quickly. After a minute or two, they arrived at the door of a study under the leadership of the housekeeper. There was a plaque hanging on the main entrance of the small building, and the plaque read the words "Mingyutang" .

"Master Han, this place is..." Huang Donglai was also very cooperative, passing a message to Han Yu when he arrived at the door.

"Oh, this 'Mingyutang'...is the forbidden area of ​​my young master's mansion. There are many confidential documents and files that I have had in my hand. These documents involve all aspects of our Dazhu government." Han Yu said He paused here, then added, "On weekdays, no one is allowed to enter without authorization except me. Even when the servants go in to clean, I have to supervise myself."

Hearing this, Linghu Xiang's cold sweat broke out, because he had already heard that the surname Han was going to frame Brother Sun for stealing state secrets. Everyone knows that this crime starts with a capital offense.

Therefore, in the next second, Linghuxiang glanced at Huang Donglai very nervously, wanting to see if Brother Huang had any countermeasures against this framing.

Unexpectedly, when he glanced over, he saw Huang Donglai not only had a relaxed expression on his face, he even seemed to be holding back a smile.

"What's the situation?" Linghu Xiang was shocked, "Why is Brother Huang so calm? Could it be that he and Brother Sun always say that they want to kill each other, but they are actually sincere?"

But he thought about it again, it shouldn't be like this, there must be other reasons for Huang Donglai's calmness.

Then Linghu Xiang thought about it, and then remembered...

"That's right!" At this moment, Linghu Xiang also breathed a sigh of relief, and his face was almost tense, "Brother Sun seems to be illiterate!"

"You two, come with me." On the other side, after explaining the setting of Ming Yutang, Han Yu continued to put on a serious and tense face, intending to lead the two of them into the house.

"Okay, okay, Mr. Han, please." Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang already had confidence in their hearts, so they followed.

That's it, it's amazing...

The one who is calculating others, and the one who is being calculated, are holding back their laughter together as they walk in side by side.

The three of them stepped into Mingyu Hall, and just bypassing a screen, they saw Sun Yixie standing in the middle of the hall, surrounded by a group of "Guardians" armed with knives, guns and sticks.

As for Brother Sun's situation, in fact, you can understand it with a few words...

Earlier, after Sun Yixie had said that he was going to the toilet, the housekeeper took action under Han Yu's instruction, and led Sun Ge all the way around, passing through the garden of the mansion, and entering the back door of Ming Yutang.

Then the housekeeper lied to Sun Ge, saying, "Going further in is the toilet." After saying that, the housekeeper backed out and locked the back door from the outside.

Sun Yixie is not stupid, can he not see that the other party is lying?How could there be a toilet built in such a small building in those days?If there was one, he should have felt the stench as soon as he walked in.

But Brother Sun didn't point it out, because he knew very well that it was impossible for Han Yu to do something like "set a trap and kill people directly". What about beauty tricks?So Brother Sun decided to use his tricks and wait and see.

It's a pity, just after he walked in for a while, he realized that it wasn't a beauty trick, but the way of "Lin Chong offering a knife".

Those "Guardians" who had followed Master Han's order and ambushed in the dark in advance saw Sun Yixie walk into the encirclement circle, and immediately picked up the weapons they had prepared and surrounded him.

Of course, they were just besieging and not attacking.

Because Han Yu explained that the target must be kept alive. If the target dies... that means the target was killed by a group of people in his place without any third-party evidence.

In Han Yu's opinion, the best result of this strategy is: when Sun Yixie was wronged and besieged, he was impatient at the time, and then he did it himself first, killing and injuring a large number of young masters in this Ming Yutang. The nursing home... This is the most like "being caught stealing state secrets and showing up".

However, Sun Yixie was not fooled.

Although Sun Ge was a person who didn't like to read books in the previous world, he has always watched the film and television works related to "Water Margin", such as "Leopard Head Mistakenly Enters the White Tiger Hall", "Pan Jinlian Drunken Grape Rack", " Pan Jinlian orchid Tang invites afternoon war", "Pan Jinlian plays pipa on a snowy night"...he is very familiar with them.

So, when Brother Sun glanced around and found that the place was full of bookshelves, and the ambush soldiers rushing out all around could only surround him, he quickly guessed Han Yu's intentions, so could he still make a move?
Not only did he not make a move, he didn't even say a word, so as not to give others a handle.

Until Han Yu brought Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang in, the housekeeper once again framed him on the spot, and two servants at the door with bruised noses and faces who had been "overturned by him" also came in to "testify" and after accusing him, Sun Only then did Yi Xie smile and said, "Huh...Master Han, what do you want now?"

Seeing his demeanor, Han Yu thought to himself: "You kid is relying on the gold medal bestowed by the emperor, you think this can't cure your crime, right? Heh... then let's wait and see."

Thinking of this, Han Yu bowed his hands and raised his head 45 degrees to the sky: "Since Shaoxia Sun has such an attitude, then Han can only report today's matter to the Holy Spirit and ask him to make a decision." Looking at Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang, "Young Xia Huang, Young Xia Linghu, if you have a clear conscience, you probably don't mind confronting Han in front of the emperor, right?"

(End of this chapter)