Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 89 Sun Yixie Night Trial "Sun Yixie"

When Sun Ling was "arrested", he was not too flustered.

After all, he and Huang Jun had been gangsters in Ruyang County for so long, and had entered the yamen quite a few times, so they were relatively familiar with the process of being arrested.

So he also knew that he was arrested at this point in time... There should be room for mediation.

What time is it?It was getting dark, and the magistrate had already finished his dinner and went to rest. Even if he hadn't rested, he wouldn't have changed into an official uniform in the middle of the night to be promoted to trial.

If there is no accident, in the case of Sun Ling, he has to be sent to prison for a night, and he will not be arraigned until dawn the next day.

And this night's buffer time is very important... Some rich and powerful people rely on this night's operation to turn black and white and get away with it.

Speaking of this, I know that the man's name has already appeared in many people's minds. Yes, Chang Wei in "Nine Pins of Sesame Official" is a good example, although there are many comic-style exaggerations in that film , but some phenomena appear to be correct.

Of course, Sun Ling also knew that it would be impossible to expect Huang Jun to save him; they said they were friends since childhood, but after all, they were two rascals. That is to say, we can only share wealth but not share adversity.

Sun Ling asked himself, if Huang Jun was arrested today and he ran away, he would not spend money and take risks to save Huang Jun.

From this point of view, these two fakes are just the opposite of the real duo...

Sun Ling and Huang Jun seldom say unpleasant things to each other in normal times, and they always save face for each other, hello, hello, hello, everyone, but at the critical moment, they will fly separately when a disaster is imminent.

And Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai usually slander each other, saying "I will kill you sooner or later" and "I will kill you", but they can still give brothers a hand at critical moments.

To sum up, right now, Sun Ling put all his hopes on himself.

He intends to make good use of this one night time and make two-handed preparations:

First-hand, bribe the yamen servants and promise benefits. If the master orders the punishment when he is promoted tomorrow, these yamen servants can help him "cover" a little bit.

Second hand, think about the confession, sort out the logic, and try to get yourself exonerated or at least lightly sentenced.

From Sun Ling's point of view, if he "handles" this matter well tonight, not only will he not be guilty, but he can even rely on the path of "doing what is right"; The property stolen by the thieves was accidentally captured by your yamen servants unexpectedly, but I was afraid of hurting them, so I came back with them." This kind of rhetoric, taking time to perfect the details, may not be credible.

He had a good idea, but just after he was taken to the county government office, something unexpected happened to him...

He was not sent to the prison as he expected, but was taken to the "back hall" by the guards.

It is not necessary for the master to try a prisoner; some cases are not convenient for the common people to watch publicly, but they can be tried later.

But this kind of situation is Sun Ling's knowledge blind spot, because he has never been "interrogated in the back hall" before, and the cases committed by gangsters like him and Huang Jun are all promoted together with other similar small cases. Tang, the interrogators come one by one, so there is no need to ask them to go to the back.

With his hands tied today, Sun Ling couldn't help feeling a little nervous when he kneeled in the back hall.

But he changed his mind and thought again: "Eh? Why did the county magistrate take me to the back hall? And the trial was held overnight? I heard that 'Master Mei' under the bed earlier saying that the money in this bag came from It was stolen from the county magistrate's mansion, could it be...is this a bribe the magistrate accepted? The magistrate himself is also afraid that the case will be made public, so he wants to deal with it so quietly?"

The more Sun Ling thought about it, the more he felt that this inference was reasonable, which also made him a little more certain; anyway, he had the identity of "Sun Yixie" as a protective umbrella, and the magistrate of this county would not dare to kill himself. "That's the best, if you can't say it, you can also threaten the other party with "the county magistrate doesn't want to publicize the money".

He was kneeling there thinking about it, when the "county magistrate" came.

But I saw this master, wearing a sapphire blue satin cloak and a ray scarf on his head, he was of medium height and build.Judging from his face, the county magistrate is quite young, but the beard on his mouth is not short, and even looks a bit out of harmony, it looks like it is glued on; in addition, this gentleman has a pair of special beards. The small eyes with gods grow on the face like "four eyebrows".

Seeing this, everyone has undoubtedly understood that the county magistrate...is Sun Yixie in disguise.

The real county magistrate is drinking tea with Mei Chiyang in the next room at the moment. As for the masters and servants who accompanied Sun Yixie to act together, they are also ordered by the real magistrate to cooperate here. .

Because Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai got the promise of the two Jinyiwei bosses in "Yunshui", they can "act cheaply" in this kind of local yamen.

The county magistrate here in Zhoukou thought to himself, anyway, you are punishing the wicked, not doing something outrageous, and besides, you are doing it in the back hall in the middle of the night, so it will not spread... Then just play, I have the right to see play.

In this way, the good show of Sun Yixie's night trial of "Sun Yixie" began.

Let's talk about Brother Sun, he came on stage swaggeringly, sat down on a grand teacher's chair, and then used his small eyes to sweep Sun Ling back and forth, making Sun Ling feel uncomfortable all over.

But the "master" didn't speak, and Sun Ling couldn't speak first, so he could only kneel there, raising his eyes to sneak a glance at the "county magistrate" from time to time.

"My lord, this is the thief we caught...he got all the stolen goods." After Sun Yixie sat down, a police officer pretended to report.

"Hmm..." Sun Yixie just pondered for a while.

"Master! I'm wronged!" Sun Ling raised his head and shouted.

As a result, before he finished speaking, a pair of shoe soles hit his face.

At this moment, I saw Sun Yixie propping his right hand on the armrest of the grand master's chair, using his hand as a fulcrum, he jumped up sideways, and kicked forward with his legs together, the soles of his two feet just hit Sun Ling's. face.

In short, how the Charterer in "Kung Fu" kicked Huoyun evil god, Sun Yixie is now kicking Sun Ling.

But Sun Ling is not Huoyun Cthulhu... Huoyun Cthulhu can reply "use a little force, I'm fine" after being hit like this... Sun Ling was kicked like this, and even rolled out backwards like a human on his back , nose and gums are blood gushing.

He was still in a daze, but Sun Yixie had already sat back in his original position, raised his legs, and said leisurely: "Master, I didn't ask you a question, who told you to speak without permission? You should hit me!"

Sun Lingxin said: "Shouldn't you fight? You've finished fighting."

But he only dared to complain about it in his heart, and he didn't dare to say anything casually; this master is wrong today, how can there be a scholar who jumps up and kicks people after saying half a sentence like this?Could it be that the master of Zhoukou is a champion of martial arts?Or is it that the son of a nouveau riche who practices martial arts bought an official and assigned him here?

"I ask you a question, and you answer it. Do you understand?" After a few seconds, Sun Yixie saw that Sun Ling had been restrained by himself, so he raised the corners of his mouth under the fake beard and said with a smile.

"Understood...Understood..." Sun Ling knelt back again and nodded repeatedly.

What was in his mind before the trial started, such as "using Sun Yixie's identity to bluff", and "threatening the master with money"... He has forgotten all about it now; The local ruffian has always been bullying the less, bullying the weak and fearing the strong. If you are more aggressive than him, you will stun him when you come up, and he will be wilted all of a sudden. Maybe he is more cowardly than ordinary people.

The kind of people Sun Yixie has dealt with are more fish than he has ever eaten. Not to mention that he is a little Sun Ling, he can do it when he really meets a big bastard, but the story will be discussed later, so I won’t discuss it here for the time being. surface.

"Let me ask you, what's your name? Where are you from? What do you do?" Sun Yixie asked while picking up a cup of tea on the table, and took a sip slowly.

Sun Ling knelt there, hesitated for a moment, and replied, "The villain, Sun Yixie, is from Hangzhou. He is... um... from Jianghu."

What he said was false, and the yamen servant next to him almost laughed out loud when he heard it.

just you?Returning to the people of the rivers and lakes?Have you ever seen people in the rivers and lakes being kicked in the face by a county magistrate?Are you afraid that you have met Bao Qingtian pretended by Li Yuanfang?

"Huh?" Sun Yixie's "huh" made Sun Ling tremble with fright. Unexpectedly, his next sentence was, "What did you say?" He put down the teacup in his hand and looked at the other party, " You are the righteous Bo Yuntian, chivalrous and gentle, merciful, loyal, handsome, graceful, diligent, hardworking, and making progress every day... Sun Yixie, the descendant of Jiangdong Sunmen?"

Fortunately, Huang Donglai is not here at the moment. If he were, he would probably give up his plan, and would rush over from the next door and shout, "Damn it, I can't listen to it anymore. You fucking shameless Sun?"

Not to mention that Huang Dong is here, those people inside and outside the back hall cooperating with Sun Ge's acting are all stupid after hearing this, and there are people who put gold on their faces like this?The key is what is the idiom "study hard and make progress every day" at the end?This is the first time we've heard of it.

"Uh..." Sun Ling was also stunned after hearing this, but still bit the bullet and replied, "Yes... it's next."

"Oh..." Sun Yixie nodded, "Then I'll ask you again..."

His next question was very scary.

"In Hangzhou, if you want to eat a plate of West Lake vinegar fish, how many hands do you have to pass from the time the fish is picked up by the fishermen to the time it is placed on the table in a tavern in the city? What is the approximate gross profit for each hand? "

After Brother Sun finished speaking, Sun Ling almost instinctively said a word: "Ah?"

Sun Yixie grimaced: "Ah what? Did you not hear clearly or did you not understand?"

"No, no... I heard..." Sun Ling quickly shook his head, and replied hesitantly, "It's just..."

"It's just what?" Sun Yixie said, "Hangzhou Sun Family has long been in contact with the imperial court. Even I know that the young master of the Sun family, Sun Yixie, has been running the fish market in Hangzhou for these years. Could it be that Mr. Sun You...you have only been away from Hangzhou for a few months, and you have forgotten all these things?"

At this moment, Sun Ling seemed to be fished out of the water, and the cold sweat was almost seeping through his clothes.

He never expected that, let alone the matter of money, he only asked a few words, and his impostor would be exposed on the spot...

Once he loses the protection of his identity as "Sun Yixie" and turns back to that bastard Sun Ling, he may be in danger tonight.

"Oh! That's what you're asking, my lord?" Or could it be said that this unscrupulous person has his own wit? ...I don't understand, because what you said is different from what we say in the industry, you just want to ask...how many hands are used after the fish is caught, right, this...that...three hands."

He started to make up, because he suddenly thought, the county magistrate must not know about such things, what can a scholar know about selling fish?Even if you talk nonsense, the other party can hardly tell the truth from the fake.

In this way, Sun Ling began to make up nonsense, thinking and talking; although he didn't understand the business of the fish market, he still knew how much a plate of fish would cost when it was served on the table in a tavern. Let's guess.

Listening to his erroneous answer, Sun Yixie secretly laughed in his heart, but on the surface he pretended to be deceived, and nodded, "Oh~ I see, it seems that you are really Sun Yixie and Sun Shaoxia..." Said Then, he also cupped his hands, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

What is playing tricks? You have to give the other party time to breathe.

As the saying goes-can you give me time for a song, and say goodbye after hearing the story at the end.

There must be ups and downs in this matter, according to the ups and downs, ups and downs, ups and downs... This rhythm constantly puts pressure on the other party, just like waterboarding. Only by letting the other party take a breath from time to time can the other party suffer more.

At this moment, Sun Ling thought he had managed to get past it, but he felt relieved and almost collapsed on the ground. He also smiled with a twitching corner of his mouth, and replied, "My lord, you are too polite, it's just a name."

"Okay, then I will ask you again..." Sun Yixie quickly continued, "Why do you carry the money from my family on you?"

As soon as Sun Ling heard the question came to this point, he quickly replied: "My lord, Cao Min was walking on the road just now, and saw a sneaky figure running with a big bag. I thought he was acting suspiciously, so I stepped forward to stop him." , I want to ask what happened.

"I didn't expect... This man couldn't help but immediately drew his knife and violently wanted to harm me. Fortunately, my martial arts are not bad. After a hard fight, I wounded him. Seeing that the situation was not good, he dropped his burden I ran away, and then I picked up the bag and opened it, and it was full of silver...

"My lord, you know that us knights have always been indifferent to fame and wealth, and it is impossible to be greedy for such ill-gotten gains, so I wanted to send it to the government with a burden.

"I didn't expect that when I was halfway, I was surrounded by the big brothers of the police. Although I knew it was a misunderstanding, I couldn't explain it clearly at the moment. I was afraid that I would hurt them and cause a bigger misunderstanding, so... Just let them tie me up and come here."

There is really nothing wrong with his set of words at first glance, because there is no evidence for the doubts in it, and it can neither be proved nor falsified.

"Oh, hehehe..." Sun Yixie also laughed after listening, "Come here, untie Mr. Sun and watch the seat." He paused, then continued, "Since this is the case...then we have to have a good chat Chatted."

(End of this chapter)