Chaos Heavenly Emperor Art

Chapter 2097 What a loss! (3 more)
The three-day period has come.

On this day, Master Chentian came to the door happily, even wearing an incomparably coquettish red dress, stood in front of the mirror, and took a look at himself.

The face is full of bumps, rosacea, and yellow teeth, forming an extremely disgusting and ugly face.

However, this guy didn't have the slightest self-knowledge, grinning his teeth and taking pictures for a long time, he actually said happily, "You're so handsome!"

In the past few days, Liu Yunyan's graceful figure and beautiful face have been constantly echoing in Master Chen Tian's mind...

He even felt that other women were tasteless, only Liu Yunyan was his goddess.

But today, not only can he own this beautiful lady, but he can also become the half master of the Yuntian Chamber of Commerce!
"Hahaha, who told me that I was born handsome and talented in alchemy, no wonder I was able to reach the pinnacle of life!"

Brazenly bragging about himself, Master Chen Tian walked towards Liu's mansion with a few dog legs.

Finally, when he arrived at his destination, Master Chen Tian happily stepped forward to knock on the door, and said in a very public manner: "Open the door, your future master is here!"

"It turned out to be Master Chentian!"

The gate opened, and the guard guarding the gate saw that it was Master Chentian, and quickly welcomed him in with a smile.

"Humph!"

That Master Chentian, with a proud expression on his face, snorted coldly: "I'm here to look for your eldest lady, three days are up, it's time to give me an answer!"

At this moment, Xiaocui came out from the inner court, and when she saw Master Chentian, there was a look of disgust on her face, and she quickly hid it, and then showed a smile, and walked forward quickly, " Isn't this Master Chentian?"

"Oh?"

Master Chentian took a look at Xiaocui, although Xiaocui was just a maidservant, she was quite pretty, with a graceful figure and smooth skin, which made Master Chentian fantasize.

"Ahem, so it's Miss Yunyan's servant girl!"

Master Chen Tian still remembered Xiao Cui, with a wicked smile on his face.

If he married Liu Yunyan, this pretty maid would be a dowry maid, and she would be her own from now on!
Thinking of this, Master Chen Tian's eyes suddenly brightened. If his eyes could take off his clothes, Xiao Cui would have been stripped naked long ago.

Master Chen Tian's direct gaze made Xiao Cui quite displeased, she snorted softly, gritted her teeth and said: "Master Chen Tian, ​​please, Miss has some things to deal with at the moment, Master please wait in the side hall!"

"well!"

Master Chen Tian said with a mean smile: "It is also possible to have Miss Xiao Cui as a company!"

Xiao Cui felt a sudden chill all over her body, suppressing the discomfort in her heart, she forced out a smile and said, "Master, please follow me!"

Soon, under the leadership of Xiaocui, Master Chentian came to the side hall, and Xiaocui prepared some cakes and tea for him.

"Come on, Master, please taste these pastries, Xiao Cui prepared them for Master himself!"

As soon as Xiaocui's voice softened and she cast her winking eyes, Master Chentian's soul flew away, and he quickly grabbed the pastry and stuffed it into his mouth.

After a while, Master Chen Tian only felt his stomach twisted, and his internal organs were all tumbling.

"Ouch!"

Master Chen Tian didn't hold back, and there was an explosion, accompanied by an unpleasant stench, which immediately permeated.

"Cough cough..."

Master Chentian blushed, covered his butt with embarrassment, and said in embarrassment: "Xiao...Miss Xiaocui, may I ask your family..."

"It's a hut, right?"

Xiaocui raised her hand to pinch her nose, frowned and said, "Turn right when you go out and then turn right again. People have three urgencies, master, don't worry about it!"

"Ha ha……"

Master Chentian laughed a few times, and rushed to the hut frantically at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.

Then, after a burst of "crackling" bombardment, I felt a little more comfortable.

At this moment, he suddenly realized that he seemed to have come in a hurry and didn't bring any paper!
Just as Master Chentian was about to find out if there was anything that could be replaced in the Naling Ring, a hand came in from the outside, and it was a servant who handed in a silk scarf.

"Master Chentian, sister Xiaocui specially ordered this!"

When Master Chentian saw the silk scarf, he immediately showed a smile, good guy, this Liu family is really rich and powerful, they use silk to wipe their buttocks!

No!

Must be a luxury!
"Hey, Miss Xiaocui is really considerate! Thank you Miss Xiaocui for me!"

Master Chen Tian quickly took the silk scarf, wiped it on the back, and then, an extremely stimulating feeling rushed straight to his forehead from the "ju" area.

Chili oil!
That's right, the inside of the silk scarf is covered with chili oil!

That sour...

"Oh shit!—"

Master Chen Tian was sweating all over his body, his legs went limp, and he almost squatted down. Fortunately, he was agile and didn't fall into the latrine.

Immediately afterwards, an explosion was heard suddenly, yes, the latrine exploded!
Someone actually threw explosives into the hut!

Bang bang bang!

The sound of explosions, one after another!
Master Chen Tian's legs were weak, his stomach was hurting, and a certain place was extremely hot. He was frightened by the sound of the explosion, and fell into the pit directly.

Then, he was blown all over his body!

"Damn it! Bitch, you're kidding me!"

Master Chen Tian, ​​no matter how obsessed he is, he has fully reacted now.

Obviously, I was played by someone!

"Hahahahaha!"

Outside the hut, Xiaocui laughed so hard that she could hardly straighten her waist, "Smelly toad, I see you dare to try to trick Miss, you shameless bastard, you deserve it!"

Master Chentian was furious, but his hands and feet were so weak, and his whole body was covered with filth, he had no face to face anyone, so he cursed angrily: "You stinky bitch, remember it! This master wants to join the Jiuxiao Pill Pavilion , this master wants to help the Jiuxiao Pill Pavilion and completely crush your Yuntian Chamber of Commerce!"

"Smelly toad, you'd better think about how to crawl out of the latrine, ah, I can't do it, hahaha! You're laughing at me, don't call yourself Master Chentian in the future, change your name to Master latrine, hahahaha!"

In the end, it was the housekeeper Liu Zhong who came forward and drove Master Chen Tian and his party out of Liu's house.

"Hey hey hey!"

Seeing that Master Chentian and his henchmen left in despair, Xiaocui clapped her hands in satisfaction, and softly snorted: "Dare to come again next time, see if I won't kill you!"

"Miss Xiaocui, you are really hurtful!"

At some point, Ling Feng also appeared beside him.

There was such a commotion in the house that it was hard for Ling Feng not to notice it.

"Hehe, thanks to the powerful diarrhea pill you gave me, otherwise, ordinary laxatives would not be able to make that stinky toad fall into the trap."

Xiao Cui narrowed her eyes and laughed. It turned out that as early as two days ago, she begged Ling Feng to help her refine the elixir with a strong diarrhea effect. Ling Feng learned that she was using it to deal with the extremely disgusting Master Chen Tian , naturally refined one for her without hesitation.

Even though Master Chentian is also an alchemist, he has a certain resistance to common medicines, but it is a pity that he deserves to be unlucky when he meets Ling Feng.

(End of this chapter)