Chaos Heavenly Emperor Art
Chapter 258 Shameless Donkey!
Chapter 258 Shameless Donkey!
"Old guy, are you jealous that this divine beast is so handsome that it provoked you? It's actually chasing after you so hard!"
The cheap donkey ran away, cursing and cursing, "If it wasn't for that old immortal who tampered with this beast, leaving this beast with less than a ten-thousandth of its strength, your grandpa donkey would kill you with one fart! "
Feng Wuhen, who was chasing after him, turned darker and darker, and vowed that after catching this cheap donkey, he must cut off its cheap tongue and drink it first!
At this moment, the cheap donkey suddenly saw Ling Feng below, and at the same time, he also found Ling Feng beside him. He was actually following an old man with the strength of a half-step emperor. He rolled his eyes and ran towards Ling Feng and the two of them. In the direction, the electric switch came out.
Feng Wuhen saw that the donkey speeded up suddenly, roared, and shouted: "You donkey, don't even think about running away!"
I saw the evil wind billowing, the black clouds entangled, and a gust of wind swept in, like a comet falling to the ground, and landed on the ground.
That cheap donkey immediately rushed forward shamelessly, pretending to be excited, and shouted: "Master, I finally found you!"
While talking, he actually wanted to hug Ling Feng's thigh.
This stinky and shameless posture almost completely forgot how he abandoned Ling Feng in the first place.
The corner of Ling Feng's mouth twitched, unexpectedly, this black donkey was so shameless that he used himself to avoid disaster!
"Get out of here, you bastard!" Ling Feng's forehead darkened, and he quickly pulled back, unwilling to be entangled by this black donkey.
Less than ten breaths later, Feng Wuhen also landed. Seeing the cheap donkey calling out to Master Ling Feng, his brows frowned, and he was about to explode, but when he saw Yan Cangtian beside him, his expression couldn't help but change.
"You...you are Yan Cangtian?"
Decades ago, Yan Cangtian was very popular in the imperial capital, almost everyone knew about it.
Over the years, although Yan Cangtian's appearance has aged a lot, his aura of a half-step emperor cannot deceive anyone.
"The old man is Yan Cangtian." Yan Cangtian stroked his long beard, looked at Ling Feng and the donkey, and couldn't help asking: "I said boy, what is the relationship between you and this donkey?"
"It's ok!"
"He is my most, most, most, most beloved master!"
Almost at the same time, Black Donkey and Ling Feng blurted out.
"Bitch, you really have the guts to say such things." Ling Feng's forehead darkened, Ling Feng knew exactly what this guy was up to.
However, even if this cheap donkey was slaughtered, he wouldn't feel sad at all, instead he would clap his hands and cheer.
"Damn, master, you really don't recognize a donkey when you lift your pants!" The black donkey hugged Ling Feng's thigh tightly, "Do you still remember the little black donkey by the Daming Lake back then?"
The corner of Ling Feng's mouth twitched. This godly donkey is really flexible, and he can say anything disgusting to save his life.
"Senior, this lowly donkey has nothing to do with me. You can just drag it out and cook the donkey meat on fire or steam it. This junior is willing to share a bite when the pot is boiled!"
Ling Feng tried his best to distance himself from his relationship with this cheap donkey.
People are cheap and invincible, donkeys are cheap...
There's no one left!
"Is that so?" Feng Wuhen turned his head to look at Yan Cangtian, and said cautiously: "Brother Yan, you shouldn't be protecting this cheap ass, right?"
Yan Cang laughed brightly, "Since this donkey has nothing to do with this little friend next to me, why should I stand up for it?"
Only then did Feng Wuhen heave a sigh of relief. He was also a half-step emperor, but Yan Cangtian's aura was a bit stronger than him. In addition, if he joined forces with the black donkey, even he would not be able to please him.
"Then I would like to thank you, Brother Yan. This lowly donkey made a big fuss in the auction venue and uttered shameless words. There is no redemption for a hundred deaths!"
In Feng Wuhen's eyes, a cold light flashed, he raised his palm high, and shouted violently: "Bitch, don't die!"
The cheap donkey hid directly behind Ling Feng, and clung to Ling Feng tightly, "Stinky boy, you dare not save yourself, you will suffer retribution!"
"Hmph, you deserve death!"
Ling Feng tried his best to get rid of the black donkey, but the black donkey acted like a plaster and refused to let go of Ling Feng.
Feng Wuhen was trembling with anger, but he didn't dare to make a move easily. If he hurt Ling Feng, Yan Cangtian would have to intervene if he didn't.
"Stinky boy, if your godly grandpa donkey hadn't shown mercy and spared your life, you would have become a scumbag in Grandpa donkey's stomach! You don't know how to show gratitude?"
The black donkey's pair of donkey hooves grabbed Ling Feng tightly. This cheap donkey was much stronger than Ling Feng. No matter how Ling Feng struggled, he couldn't get rid of its black donkey hooves.
Ling Feng's forehead darkened, "You bitch is so good at making excuses, let go, aren't you a godly donkey? Go to fight! Go and kill your opponent to pieces!"
"Huh, your god donkey grandpa is not in good condition today, and you have diarrhea. That dead old man, if you go back and wait for your donkey grandpa for 800 years, 800 years later, grandpa donkey will come to you for a showdown!"
The black donkey's long ears were dangling non-stop, revealing a row of neat big teeth, and it didn't even blush when it spoke nonsense.
800 years?
The lifespan of strong human beings and monsters is not at the same level at all, let alone a half-step emperor, even a real king of good fortune, the lifespan is only more than 500 years.
After 800 years, Feng Wuhen's bones were turned into ashes.
"You cheap donkey!" Feng Wuhen's figure flashed, and he rushed to Ling Feng, clapped his big hand, and pressed down on the donkey's head of that cheap donkey.
Seeing that the situation was not going well, the black donkey immediately pulled Ling Feng's body, and actually wanted to use Ling Feng as a human cushion.
Ling Feng couldn't move, seeing Feng Wuhen's palm slap, a gust of wind hit his face, and cold sweat dripped from his forehead.
Fortunately, Feng Wuhen withdrew his palm in time, and shot out a ray of finger wind with his left hand, hitting the ass of the ass.
The cheap ass reacted so sharply that he twisted his body and shot at Ling Feng's thigh.
"Not good!"
Ling Feng retreated quickly, but the speed of the fingering wind was too fast, it was about to pierce through his knee, and a golden light flashed immediately, but it was Yan Cangtian who made a timely move to defuse the fingering wind.
The donkey had almost spotted Ling Feng as a shield, and he was unwilling to let go of his hoof no matter what, which made everyone present quite helpless.
The black donkey thought to himself that this stalemate would definitely not work, rolled his eyeballs, and came up with another trick, using sound transmission to enter the secret way to Ling Feng: "Stinky boy, if this beast dies, you will definitely not get Tianbai Emperor's favor." Complete inheritance, hmph, otherwise, why do you think that Emperor Tianbai would hand over his divine beast to that old immortal?"
Ling Feng was also tormented by the black donkey, and what the black donkey said seemed to be reasonable. This black donkey might have some connection with Tianbai Emperor's complete inheritance, and he really couldn't just let it die like this.
"Hmph, it's okay if you want me to help you, you bitch, does the three chapters of the contract that day still count?"
"Damn, you goddamn donkey always keep your word when you talk, when did you not count?"
The cheap donkey yelled loudly, but then again, this black donkey is really trustworthy, at least he did not kill innocent people indiscriminately, nor did he eat human flesh, but he just kept his low nature and caused trouble everywhere.
"Okay, let me trust you again."
Ling Feng made up his mind, this time he directly made a spirit beast blood contract with the black donkey, to see how this guy behaved.
(End of this chapter)
"Old guy, are you jealous that this divine beast is so handsome that it provoked you? It's actually chasing after you so hard!"
The cheap donkey ran away, cursing and cursing, "If it wasn't for that old immortal who tampered with this beast, leaving this beast with less than a ten-thousandth of its strength, your grandpa donkey would kill you with one fart! "
Feng Wuhen, who was chasing after him, turned darker and darker, and vowed that after catching this cheap donkey, he must cut off its cheap tongue and drink it first!
At this moment, the cheap donkey suddenly saw Ling Feng below, and at the same time, he also found Ling Feng beside him. He was actually following an old man with the strength of a half-step emperor. He rolled his eyes and ran towards Ling Feng and the two of them. In the direction, the electric switch came out.
Feng Wuhen saw that the donkey speeded up suddenly, roared, and shouted: "You donkey, don't even think about running away!"
I saw the evil wind billowing, the black clouds entangled, and a gust of wind swept in, like a comet falling to the ground, and landed on the ground.
That cheap donkey immediately rushed forward shamelessly, pretending to be excited, and shouted: "Master, I finally found you!"
While talking, he actually wanted to hug Ling Feng's thigh.
This stinky and shameless posture almost completely forgot how he abandoned Ling Feng in the first place.
The corner of Ling Feng's mouth twitched, unexpectedly, this black donkey was so shameless that he used himself to avoid disaster!
"Get out of here, you bastard!" Ling Feng's forehead darkened, and he quickly pulled back, unwilling to be entangled by this black donkey.
Less than ten breaths later, Feng Wuhen also landed. Seeing the cheap donkey calling out to Master Ling Feng, his brows frowned, and he was about to explode, but when he saw Yan Cangtian beside him, his expression couldn't help but change.
"You...you are Yan Cangtian?"
Decades ago, Yan Cangtian was very popular in the imperial capital, almost everyone knew about it.
Over the years, although Yan Cangtian's appearance has aged a lot, his aura of a half-step emperor cannot deceive anyone.
"The old man is Yan Cangtian." Yan Cangtian stroked his long beard, looked at Ling Feng and the donkey, and couldn't help asking: "I said boy, what is the relationship between you and this donkey?"
"It's ok!"
"He is my most, most, most, most beloved master!"
Almost at the same time, Black Donkey and Ling Feng blurted out.
"Bitch, you really have the guts to say such things." Ling Feng's forehead darkened, Ling Feng knew exactly what this guy was up to.
However, even if this cheap donkey was slaughtered, he wouldn't feel sad at all, instead he would clap his hands and cheer.
"Damn, master, you really don't recognize a donkey when you lift your pants!" The black donkey hugged Ling Feng's thigh tightly, "Do you still remember the little black donkey by the Daming Lake back then?"
The corner of Ling Feng's mouth twitched. This godly donkey is really flexible, and he can say anything disgusting to save his life.
"Senior, this lowly donkey has nothing to do with me. You can just drag it out and cook the donkey meat on fire or steam it. This junior is willing to share a bite when the pot is boiled!"
Ling Feng tried his best to distance himself from his relationship with this cheap donkey.
People are cheap and invincible, donkeys are cheap...
There's no one left!
"Is that so?" Feng Wuhen turned his head to look at Yan Cangtian, and said cautiously: "Brother Yan, you shouldn't be protecting this cheap ass, right?"
Yan Cang laughed brightly, "Since this donkey has nothing to do with this little friend next to me, why should I stand up for it?"
Only then did Feng Wuhen heave a sigh of relief. He was also a half-step emperor, but Yan Cangtian's aura was a bit stronger than him. In addition, if he joined forces with the black donkey, even he would not be able to please him.
"Then I would like to thank you, Brother Yan. This lowly donkey made a big fuss in the auction venue and uttered shameless words. There is no redemption for a hundred deaths!"
In Feng Wuhen's eyes, a cold light flashed, he raised his palm high, and shouted violently: "Bitch, don't die!"
The cheap donkey hid directly behind Ling Feng, and clung to Ling Feng tightly, "Stinky boy, you dare not save yourself, you will suffer retribution!"
"Hmph, you deserve death!"
Ling Feng tried his best to get rid of the black donkey, but the black donkey acted like a plaster and refused to let go of Ling Feng.
Feng Wuhen was trembling with anger, but he didn't dare to make a move easily. If he hurt Ling Feng, Yan Cangtian would have to intervene if he didn't.
"Stinky boy, if your godly grandpa donkey hadn't shown mercy and spared your life, you would have become a scumbag in Grandpa donkey's stomach! You don't know how to show gratitude?"
The black donkey's pair of donkey hooves grabbed Ling Feng tightly. This cheap donkey was much stronger than Ling Feng. No matter how Ling Feng struggled, he couldn't get rid of its black donkey hooves.
Ling Feng's forehead darkened, "You bitch is so good at making excuses, let go, aren't you a godly donkey? Go to fight! Go and kill your opponent to pieces!"
"Huh, your god donkey grandpa is not in good condition today, and you have diarrhea. That dead old man, if you go back and wait for your donkey grandpa for 800 years, 800 years later, grandpa donkey will come to you for a showdown!"
The black donkey's long ears were dangling non-stop, revealing a row of neat big teeth, and it didn't even blush when it spoke nonsense.
800 years?
The lifespan of strong human beings and monsters is not at the same level at all, let alone a half-step emperor, even a real king of good fortune, the lifespan is only more than 500 years.
After 800 years, Feng Wuhen's bones were turned into ashes.
"You cheap donkey!" Feng Wuhen's figure flashed, and he rushed to Ling Feng, clapped his big hand, and pressed down on the donkey's head of that cheap donkey.
Seeing that the situation was not going well, the black donkey immediately pulled Ling Feng's body, and actually wanted to use Ling Feng as a human cushion.
Ling Feng couldn't move, seeing Feng Wuhen's palm slap, a gust of wind hit his face, and cold sweat dripped from his forehead.
Fortunately, Feng Wuhen withdrew his palm in time, and shot out a ray of finger wind with his left hand, hitting the ass of the ass.
The cheap ass reacted so sharply that he twisted his body and shot at Ling Feng's thigh.
"Not good!"
Ling Feng retreated quickly, but the speed of the fingering wind was too fast, it was about to pierce through his knee, and a golden light flashed immediately, but it was Yan Cangtian who made a timely move to defuse the fingering wind.
The donkey had almost spotted Ling Feng as a shield, and he was unwilling to let go of his hoof no matter what, which made everyone present quite helpless.
The black donkey thought to himself that this stalemate would definitely not work, rolled his eyeballs, and came up with another trick, using sound transmission to enter the secret way to Ling Feng: "Stinky boy, if this beast dies, you will definitely not get Tianbai Emperor's favor." Complete inheritance, hmph, otherwise, why do you think that Emperor Tianbai would hand over his divine beast to that old immortal?"
Ling Feng was also tormented by the black donkey, and what the black donkey said seemed to be reasonable. This black donkey might have some connection with Tianbai Emperor's complete inheritance, and he really couldn't just let it die like this.
"Hmph, it's okay if you want me to help you, you bitch, does the three chapters of the contract that day still count?"
"Damn, you goddamn donkey always keep your word when you talk, when did you not count?"
The cheap donkey yelled loudly, but then again, this black donkey is really trustworthy, at least he did not kill innocent people indiscriminately, nor did he eat human flesh, but he just kept his low nature and caused trouble everywhere.
"Okay, let me trust you again."
Ling Feng made up his mind, this time he directly made a spirit beast blood contract with the black donkey, to see how this guy behaved.
(End of this chapter)
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