Chaos Heavenly Emperor Art
Chapter 780 A dead ass!
Chapter 780 A dead ass! (4 more)
"Boy, what kind of charades are you playing? Who is it?"
The cheap donkey stared blankly at Ling Feng, staring at Ling Feng with wide eyes, and asked anxiously.
"We should all know this person." Ling Feng rubbed the bridge of his nose, and said in a deep voice, "If my guess is correct, that Blood Sword Heavenly Monarch is the Li Qingling we met back then at Mount Huangduan."
"That guy?"
The cheap donkey frowned and recalled for a moment, remembering the appearance of the layman in Qingling, nodded and said: "You say so, it is really similar. I thought that guy died in the imperial tomb."
"It seems that this person not only did not die, but also picked up the broken magic sword, but was controlled by the magic sword. He was a disaster in the Western Wilderness."
Ling Feng frowned. According to the cheap donkey, anyone who has been absorbed by the blood soul orb will become a walking dead called "blood spirit corpse". If this situation spreads, the dead I'm afraid it will be difficult to estimate.
"I came back this time, and I also want to ask you if there is a solution, otherwise many people will die." The cheap donkey said with righteous indignation.
"If you have anything to say, just say it clearly. Although you don't do all kinds of evil, you don't have the heart of a bodhisattva. What's the purpose of trying to deceive me?"
Ling Feng rolled his eyes at the donkey, and hummed softly.
"Hey." The cheap donkey grinned wide, revealing two white front teeth, "There must be a little bit of purpose. Then the blood sword Tianjun is too good at escaping, and this divine beast is not a dog nose, no Good at searching, so..."
Ling Feng rolled his eyes and immediately realized, "You want to use me as bait to lure that blood sword Tianjun out?"
"Haha, as expected of the little brother who sat down with this beast, he is really smart."
The cheap donkey flicked its tail and said with a chuckle: "With your medical skills, if you heal all those blood spirit corpses, the Blood Sword Heavenly Lord will definitely be unable to restrain himself and come to kill you. At that time, let's come Wouldn't it be easy for us to join hands against the enemy and take down the Blood Sword Heavenly Monarch in one fell swoop?"
Ling Feng raised his eyebrows, and when he saw that cheap donkey's tail curled up, he knew what was going on in his mind.
This cheap donkey is probably eyeing the treasure on the Blood Sword Heavenly Monarch.
However, what he said was correct, if the Blood Sword Heavenly Lord allowed it to grow, it would become a disaster in the future.
It shouldn't be too difficult to deal with the Blood Sword Heavenly Lord with himself and the donkey.
Anyway, Gu Tengfeng also said that he wanted to go out to perform some team tasks, so he might as well go to the Western Wilderness.
"Okay, since it's a major matter of eliminating demons and defending the way, this time I will do it according to your wishes."
Ling Feng nodded, pouted and said: "If you have nothing to do, you can go to the Five Elements Palace to rest."
"No, no." The cheap donkey rubbed his hands quickly, and said with a chuckle, "There should be something else."
"Is there anything else?" Ling Feng deliberately pretended to be stupid, "No more?"
"Hmph, brat, you have scooped up so many treasures in the battlefield of gods and demons, why do you have to share some with this beast? Thinking about how righteous and awe-inspiring this beast is for the country, for the common people, to return from a bloody battle against the devil, How dare you treat a hero who slays demons like this!"
That cheap donkey spoke passionately, solemnly and sonorously, as if it really was the same thing.
"Your share has already been handed over to the Sky Alliance Chamber of Commerce."
Ling Feng shrugged helplessly, "Think about it, how much trouble you have caused this time. If I hadn't brought out a treasure to settle the matter, would they have taken care of me? Since I gave it to the Tianmeng Chamber of Commerce, then you have no part in it." It's gone!"
"It's unreasonable, it's just taking advantage of the fire!"
That bitch was so angry that his teeth were itching for a while, and he had the urge to loot the treasure house of the Tianmeng, but he calmed down when he thought of the crowd of emperors in the Tianmeng, stared at Ling Feng and said: "No, you must still have some Keep it secret."
"Hey, there is still one more treasure."
Ling Feng thought for a while, and took out a porcelain vase from the Naling Ring, which contained the peerless elixir that was refined in the battlefield of gods and demons that day.
There are ten coins in total, after Ling Feng distributed them to others (Li Bufan, Jiang Xiaofan, Mu Qianxue, Yue Yunlan, Ling Feng, Tuobayan, and Yan Cangtian), there were only three left, and two of them were It is a semi-finished product.
Because he didn't know the medicinal properties of this elixir, Ling Feng didn't dare to swallow it hastily, or in other words, with his current cultivation level, it was not suitable to swallow it.
"Oh?"
The cheap donkey's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help swallowing, "What a treasure?"
Ling Feng took out the last finished pill, handed it to the cheap donkey, pouted and said: "This is the pill I got on the battlefield of gods and demons. This pill is extraordinary. It has been refined for tens of thousands of years with ethereal fire. In the end, by chance and coincidence, it was refined by me."
"Oh?"
The cheap donkey's eyes immediately widened, staring at the elixir, sniffing it suddenly, with a look of intoxication on his face.
"Not only that, but at the time of the alchemy, it even triggered the alchemy, and it was the blood-futu fortune-telling thunder calamity." Ling Feng said in a deep voice.
"Blood floating massacre?"
The cheap donkey raised his head and looked at Ling Feng in disbelief, "Boy, did you lie to me?"
"Of course not." Ling Feng shook his head, and said lightly: "I asked Mr. Yan, and he didn't know what the name of this elixir is. You have lived for so long, let's see if you can recognize this elixir?"
The cheap donkey raised its hoof, photographed it in front of it, looked carefully for a long time, and finally shook its head, "The potency of this pill is very powerful, and it seems to use some kind of special blood of monsters, and it is by no means ordinary. monster!"
"Don't you recognize it too?"
Ling Feng sighed softly, but saw that bitch "owwow" and swallowed the elixir like a cow chewing a peony, and said carelessly: "Whatever the elixir is, anyway, eat it first and then talk! If you don't believe me, you can't digest a pill!"
Then, before he finished speaking, he saw that cheap donkey rolling on the ground clutching his stomach.
"Hey... ouch, it hurts..."
A red light flashed from the belly of the cheap ass, and then quickly swelled up, completely turning into a ball, bumping wildly in the room.
"Ah! I can't do it! I'm going to die!"
Then, black donkey hairs began to fall down in mid-air. The soft mane on the top of the cheap donkey's head fell off completely in the blink of an eye, and then two bare horns grew. , glowing red, still glowing.
When he made such a fuss, how could other people rest? Su Hongxiu and Tuobayan both ran over quickly and saw the cheap donkey rolling and bumping in the room for a while, but they didn't understand why the cheap donkey suddenly changed. into this.
(End of this chapter)
"Boy, what kind of charades are you playing? Who is it?"
The cheap donkey stared blankly at Ling Feng, staring at Ling Feng with wide eyes, and asked anxiously.
"We should all know this person." Ling Feng rubbed the bridge of his nose, and said in a deep voice, "If my guess is correct, that Blood Sword Heavenly Monarch is the Li Qingling we met back then at Mount Huangduan."
"That guy?"
The cheap donkey frowned and recalled for a moment, remembering the appearance of the layman in Qingling, nodded and said: "You say so, it is really similar. I thought that guy died in the imperial tomb."
"It seems that this person not only did not die, but also picked up the broken magic sword, but was controlled by the magic sword. He was a disaster in the Western Wilderness."
Ling Feng frowned. According to the cheap donkey, anyone who has been absorbed by the blood soul orb will become a walking dead called "blood spirit corpse". If this situation spreads, the dead I'm afraid it will be difficult to estimate.
"I came back this time, and I also want to ask you if there is a solution, otherwise many people will die." The cheap donkey said with righteous indignation.
"If you have anything to say, just say it clearly. Although you don't do all kinds of evil, you don't have the heart of a bodhisattva. What's the purpose of trying to deceive me?"
Ling Feng rolled his eyes at the donkey, and hummed softly.
"Hey." The cheap donkey grinned wide, revealing two white front teeth, "There must be a little bit of purpose. Then the blood sword Tianjun is too good at escaping, and this divine beast is not a dog nose, no Good at searching, so..."
Ling Feng rolled his eyes and immediately realized, "You want to use me as bait to lure that blood sword Tianjun out?"
"Haha, as expected of the little brother who sat down with this beast, he is really smart."
The cheap donkey flicked its tail and said with a chuckle: "With your medical skills, if you heal all those blood spirit corpses, the Blood Sword Heavenly Lord will definitely be unable to restrain himself and come to kill you. At that time, let's come Wouldn't it be easy for us to join hands against the enemy and take down the Blood Sword Heavenly Monarch in one fell swoop?"
Ling Feng raised his eyebrows, and when he saw that cheap donkey's tail curled up, he knew what was going on in his mind.
This cheap donkey is probably eyeing the treasure on the Blood Sword Heavenly Monarch.
However, what he said was correct, if the Blood Sword Heavenly Lord allowed it to grow, it would become a disaster in the future.
It shouldn't be too difficult to deal with the Blood Sword Heavenly Lord with himself and the donkey.
Anyway, Gu Tengfeng also said that he wanted to go out to perform some team tasks, so he might as well go to the Western Wilderness.
"Okay, since it's a major matter of eliminating demons and defending the way, this time I will do it according to your wishes."
Ling Feng nodded, pouted and said: "If you have nothing to do, you can go to the Five Elements Palace to rest."
"No, no." The cheap donkey rubbed his hands quickly, and said with a chuckle, "There should be something else."
"Is there anything else?" Ling Feng deliberately pretended to be stupid, "No more?"
"Hmph, brat, you have scooped up so many treasures in the battlefield of gods and demons, why do you have to share some with this beast? Thinking about how righteous and awe-inspiring this beast is for the country, for the common people, to return from a bloody battle against the devil, How dare you treat a hero who slays demons like this!"
That cheap donkey spoke passionately, solemnly and sonorously, as if it really was the same thing.
"Your share has already been handed over to the Sky Alliance Chamber of Commerce."
Ling Feng shrugged helplessly, "Think about it, how much trouble you have caused this time. If I hadn't brought out a treasure to settle the matter, would they have taken care of me? Since I gave it to the Tianmeng Chamber of Commerce, then you have no part in it." It's gone!"
"It's unreasonable, it's just taking advantage of the fire!"
That bitch was so angry that his teeth were itching for a while, and he had the urge to loot the treasure house of the Tianmeng, but he calmed down when he thought of the crowd of emperors in the Tianmeng, stared at Ling Feng and said: "No, you must still have some Keep it secret."
"Hey, there is still one more treasure."
Ling Feng thought for a while, and took out a porcelain vase from the Naling Ring, which contained the peerless elixir that was refined in the battlefield of gods and demons that day.
There are ten coins in total, after Ling Feng distributed them to others (Li Bufan, Jiang Xiaofan, Mu Qianxue, Yue Yunlan, Ling Feng, Tuobayan, and Yan Cangtian), there were only three left, and two of them were It is a semi-finished product.
Because he didn't know the medicinal properties of this elixir, Ling Feng didn't dare to swallow it hastily, or in other words, with his current cultivation level, it was not suitable to swallow it.
"Oh?"
The cheap donkey's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help swallowing, "What a treasure?"
Ling Feng took out the last finished pill, handed it to the cheap donkey, pouted and said: "This is the pill I got on the battlefield of gods and demons. This pill is extraordinary. It has been refined for tens of thousands of years with ethereal fire. In the end, by chance and coincidence, it was refined by me."
"Oh?"
The cheap donkey's eyes immediately widened, staring at the elixir, sniffing it suddenly, with a look of intoxication on his face.
"Not only that, but at the time of the alchemy, it even triggered the alchemy, and it was the blood-futu fortune-telling thunder calamity." Ling Feng said in a deep voice.
"Blood floating massacre?"
The cheap donkey raised his head and looked at Ling Feng in disbelief, "Boy, did you lie to me?"
"Of course not." Ling Feng shook his head, and said lightly: "I asked Mr. Yan, and he didn't know what the name of this elixir is. You have lived for so long, let's see if you can recognize this elixir?"
The cheap donkey raised its hoof, photographed it in front of it, looked carefully for a long time, and finally shook its head, "The potency of this pill is very powerful, and it seems to use some kind of special blood of monsters, and it is by no means ordinary. monster!"
"Don't you recognize it too?"
Ling Feng sighed softly, but saw that bitch "owwow" and swallowed the elixir like a cow chewing a peony, and said carelessly: "Whatever the elixir is, anyway, eat it first and then talk! If you don't believe me, you can't digest a pill!"
Then, before he finished speaking, he saw that cheap donkey rolling on the ground clutching his stomach.
"Hey... ouch, it hurts..."
A red light flashed from the belly of the cheap ass, and then quickly swelled up, completely turning into a ball, bumping wildly in the room.
"Ah! I can't do it! I'm going to die!"
Then, black donkey hairs began to fall down in mid-air. The soft mane on the top of the cheap donkey's head fell off completely in the blink of an eye, and then two bare horns grew. , glowing red, still glowing.
When he made such a fuss, how could other people rest? Su Hongxiu and Tuobayan both ran over quickly and saw the cheap donkey rolling and bumping in the room for a while, but they didn't understand why the cheap donkey suddenly changed. into this.
(End of this chapter)
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