Holy Bone

Chapter 281 Li Gongzi, are you willing to marry your little girl tonight, and the wedding room is a candle night?

The innkeeper is a short-legged old man.

There was also a dog skin plaster on his forehead.

How to look.

It's not like a shopkeeper.

On the contrary, it was more like a tortoise in a brothel, who stood at the door to solicit business.

At this time, the innkeeper walked down the wooden stairs and clasped his fists to the diners beamingly: "Today is the day of my little girl's wedding. Thanks to all the guests present. There are so many distinguished guests here today. It's just a gift for my daughter and horse." I will be a witness to your son's marriage."

"Today is a day of great joy. Naturally, we should be happy. All the drinks and meals tonight are contracted by our restaurant."

The innkeeper said with a smile on his face.

When other people marry their daughters, it is the old father who has a dark face, wishing to pick up a nine-toothed rake to drive away the pigs that he has worked so hard to raise Chinese cabbage for more than [-] years in a few days.

All the men in the world are rotten men who are greedy for his daughter.

After all, only men know the little thoughts of men best.

On the other hand, the smile on the shopkeeper's face was as wonderful as the budding of an old chrysanthemum, and a pair of mung bean-sized eyeballs could hardly find the gap between them.

As early as the first sight when I saw the innkeeper walking down the stairs.

Jin An recognized the other party's identity.

It was one of the five antique dealers who appeared in Fucheng tonight——

That flying head is pretty.

Jin'an was in a state of out-of-body spirit at this time, so these antique dealers' disguises could not be hidden in front of him at all.

Under the flesh of the innkeeper.

There is another pair of facial features hidden.

Next, Jin An didn't listen to what the innkeeper said next. He calmly began to look around the inn, looking for other accomplices of the antique dealer.

At this time, a chef with two butcher's knives came out from the back kitchen of the inn and stood on the edge of the lobby to watch the excitement, which reminds people of the idiom "paodingjieniu".

The chef was tall and burly, slightly hunchbacked, with a raised hump on his back... he was the other one of the five antique dealers.

The hunchbacked man wielding a pair of giant crescent scimitars.

A couple of girls, a man with a flying head, and a man with a hunchback, Jin'an has found three of them now, but he has not found the rest of the questioner, a tall giant who looks like a judge from the underworld.

At this time, the wedding suona sound in the inn was still whimpering and whimpering, and the groom and the bride walked downstairs at the same time behind the innkeeper.

Someone in the lobby shouted: "Shopkeeper, you said that your daughter and the scholar are both talented and beautiful, and they are a match made in heaven. They fell in love at first sight when they first met tonight, but why did I see the scholar's face full of reluctance? Look, there is a little joy on his face." None, but his face was pale, as if he was scared out of his wits, this shop of yours is not a black shop, forcibly robbing scholars to recruit a son-in-law?"

The people who spoke were those who had just entered the inn. These people were all year-round bastards who licked blood from their knives and kept their machetes on their waistbands.

The shopkeeper of the inn smiled and said: "Guest officer, you are joking. We are open to do business in an open and aboveboard manner. How can it be a black shop. Perhaps it is because Mr. Ma is too happy, and he has no experience in getting married for the first time, so he is a little at a loss. You can't beat yourself. Everyone can ask Mr. Ma in public, is he sincerely willing to marry my daughter?"

When the innkeeper turned his head to look at the bridegroom officer behind him, there was only a back view for everyone, and no one could see the expression on his face at this time.

When the shopkeeper of the inn turned his head to look at the scholar bridegroom officer who was pale and cold sweat was dripping from his forehead, the groom officer paled and nodded to everyone, saying that he and Ye Niang fell in love at first sight, they hit it off, and wished tonight Marry Ye Niang as his wife.

These green forests and grasslands who don't know a few big characters have not noticed that the atmosphere of this inn is not right at this moment, their attention is not on the scholar at all, their eyes are always on the bride who is walking down the stairs, no The few people rubbed the machete in their hands with evil eyes, and shouted: "Shopkeeper, even if the scholar really fell in love with your daughter at first sight, but you say that your daughter and the scholar are both talented and beautiful, and they are a match made in heaven. You don't want your daughter to show her face. Let everyone hold their eyes, how can we tell whether your daughter is beautiful or ugly? Is she really a talented girl, a match made in heaven..."

"Everyone, are you right? Hahaha."

These people roared with laughter.

The shopkeeper of the inn looked embarrassed, and said with a troubled expression on his face: "Guests, on this day of great joy, it is natural that the bridegroom enters the bridal chamber, and the hood can only be lifted when the bridal chamber is festive. It may be unlucky to lift the veil now... "

"In this way, the little old man here will punish the guest officers with three glasses of wine as an apology, and I will ask the waiter in the store to carry a few altars of daughter red that have been treasured in the cellar for 20 years to present to your guest officers. "

Looking at the exquisite curves of the bride wrapped under the wedding dress, those green forests and grasses all went to their heads, and continued to coax: "Shopkeeper, let's see that your daughter's legs are tightly clamped. What's so good about being a scholar?" Yes, without the strength to restrain a chicken, how can our brothers be strong and strong, and they will be tough if they ask for it. If the scholar can't satisfy your daughter, our brothers can do his bridal candle for him, and lift the little lady instead of him. The red hijab, hahaha..."

"Isn't there a saying that if you die under the peony flowers, you can be a ghost? If you can die under your daughter's firm legs, we brothers are willing to be ghosts."

The more you talk about these green forests, the more filthy they become.

Mouth full of foul language.

The only few women sitting in the lobby, such as the mother and daughter from a wealthy family, frowned and showed displeasure.

Although the bride is covered with a red hijab, the part of her body that should be concave is as deep as a deep canyon, and the part that should be convex is heavy. She has two long, slender, straight legs that stand tall and beautiful. You don't need to look at them to know that those legs can crush you to death. man.

Yun Xiang's clothes are beautiful and beautiful, and the spring breeze is blowing.

This bride is a natural seductive little goblin, even if she is covered with a red hijab and does not show her face, she has already seduced several big men to become jealous of her.

"This……"

"This……"

The shopkeeper of the inn showed embarrassment when he met this group of unscrupulous men. Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, he was sweating profusely, not knowing how to deal with the messy situation in front of him.

At this time, a woman's soft and waxy voice sounded from under the red hijab.

"Daddy, my daughter won't embarrass Daddy, and I ask Daddy to let her say something on her own..."

Dressed in a wedding dress and covered with a red hijab, the shopkeeper's daughter, who had been silent for a long time, stepped forward and spoke up. The voice was so pitiful that she wanted to cry. The man's heart felt numb and his bones softened. This is a seductive and tortured vixen.

Ye Niang under the red hijab said in a mournful voice: "What Ye Niang admires the most in this life is a scholar who is talented in poetry and calligraphy, so Ye Niang's wish in this life is to marry a scholar. I hope that scholar will treat you well. Ye Niang, treat my father well, and in the future, I will get a good name in the exam and have a half-time official position. Don't be too big an official, as long as my father doesn't have to get up early and late to open a shop every day, and worry about the business of the inn every day. "

"But Ye Niang has experienced ups and downs in this life, and her heart is not as good as she wanted in this life. Her first husband was not a scholar. Not long after she got married, there was bad news. Her husband died unexpectedly..."

When Ye Niang spoke of her sadness, she, under the red hijab, wept softly.

"If you want to be better than your eyes, why don't you die? I wish I could be a mandarin duck and not envy immortals... I was lucky to meet Mr. Ma today. The artistic conception in this famous poem he sang for Ye Niang just hit Ye Niang's heart. The simplest but also the most elusive wish of a woman in the world..."

"Since all the guests here think that they can replace Young Master Ma in Ye Niang's heart, they might as well hold a poetry competition. If there is someone who is better than Young Master Ma in terms of talent, learning and talent, Ye Niang is willing to marry him today. , even if it's a third concubine, a fourth concubine, or a small house without a status, I'm willing."

"If all the distinguished guests here are inferior to Mr. Ma in terms of poetic and book talents, then there is no need to mention the matter of marrying Ye Niang. Although Ye Niang is just an ordinary country woman, she has not read many saints in her life. Ye Yan, but I also know what filial piety is, what is chastity, if you keep pushing, Ye Niang would rather die on the pillars in the store today than drag my father down."

Although Ye Niang has a pitiful voice, she is also a chaste and strong woman. She speaks loudly, advances and retreats, and sets out the conditions for everyone. She puts on the stage with poems, and everyone wins by their ability.

Not only to not embarrass the innkeeper, but also to keep her reputation of chastity.

If she didn't know in advance that Ye Niang is an evil female cultivator who eats men without spitting out bones, and likes to eat scholars in pieces, she would really be deceived by such a filial daughter's performance.

Following the direction of Ye Niang's finger, the group of green forests and grass who could not read a few big characters subconsciously looked at the calligraphy and paintings hanging on the pillars.

The few literate people in these green forests and grasslands began to read the poems on the calligraphy and painting——

……

"The painting pavilion of the Liang family rises from the middle of the sky, and the golden stem of the Emperor Han is straight outside the cloud."

"We don't know each other when we meet in front of the building, but we don't know each other when we meet on the Moshang?"

"Excuse me for blowing the flute to Ziyan, who used to learn to dance for a long time."

"If you are successful, why not die? I would like to be a mandarin duck and not be envious of immortals.

These reckless men actually really thought hard about calligraphy and painting, but for a while, no one was worthy of poetry.

How else can we say sex makes smart marriage?

at this time.

A loud voice sounded in the lobby of the inn: "Why don't you let Xiaosheng try?"

"Since Ye Niang is looking forward to 'wanting to be a mandarin duck and not envious of immortals', and this inn is also called the mandarin duck building, then I will also use 'Mandarin Duck' as the theme to present an ugly poem for Ye Niang."

"Ten miles of Pinghu is covered with frost..."

"Every inch of blue silk worries about the beautiful years..."

This is a hoarse and deep voice that is so close but far away, lovers can't get together, and eventually fall in love with each other.

Like a lake gradually filled with sorrowful thoughts,

It was a love affair that didn't work out.

From the hot-blooded boy's passionate love to the separation of the two places, the boy's gray hair was slowly broken.

"Look at the moon and protect each other..."

In the gradually hoarse and sad voice, there seemed to be infinite emotion, and there seemed to be countless words of lovesickness that could not be said. I wanted to tell Yi Ren, but the Yi Ren in my heart was not by my side, and the lovers could not get together. When the night is dark and I miss the moon phase, there is only the desolation of being alone.

"I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals..."

I wish to be lovebirds in the sky, and Lian Lizhi in the earth. Two people who can love each other come together and cherish it.

I used to always laugh at others, how could it be possible that people in love could not be together in the end, but later I realized in "The Lonely Lantern Is Confused, Looking at the Moon and Sky and Sighing", it is the most "weird" for lovers to come together in the end .

It is better to have no fate and no points than to be destined but have no points.

Because there is no destiny and no separation, there is no need to forget each other in the rivers and lakes, and there is no need to understand the pain of lovesickness in "Only Envy Mandarin Ducks, Not Immortals".

The one who recited poems in the lobby was not the group of reckless brats, but a weak scholar with fair face, clean face, and delicate facial features.

This handsome scholar continued to ponder the poem: "I would like to be a lovebird in the sky, and a twig in the earth. The sky will last for a long time, and this hatred will never end... As long as they can stay together for a lifetime, even gods are unwilling to do it. Ye Niang , have we known each other in previous lives?"

……

……

Willing to be a lovebird in the sky, and a branch in the earth, forever and ever, this hatred will last forever...

In the lobby, the young girl from the mother-daughter pair chewed the poem over and over again. She looked at the handsome man in the lobby with a lovesick and sad face and a pair of deep eyes filled with stories of vicissitudes. Mr. Lang, I lost my mind for a while. In the heart of this young master, there must be someone who is struggling with each other, right?
I don't know whose Yi family can live in this young master's heart...

When the girl thought about it, she blushed and broke her heart: "Hey, what a young man, he is obviously a prodigal scholar, just like those reckless big guys, he wants to greedy the shopkeeper's daughter Ye Niang." body."

"Sure enough, my mother is right. Men in the world are generally black. No man in the world is a good thing. Men's mouths are deceiving ghosts. What men are best at is coaxing women's hearts with sweet words."

At this time, Mr. Feng Shui and the big old man were all stunned at Jin An who was reciting poems to Ye Niang affectionately at the moment.

There was only one thought left in the minds of the two of them.

"?"

"?"

But at this moment, Jin An, who stood up and was looking at Ye Niang affectionately, did not notice that there was something wrong with the faces of the two behind him.

Jin An stared at Ye Niang's direction, with a vicissitudes of voice, and said in a low voice: "I don't know why, I met Ye Niang for the first time today, and I feel that you and Ye Niang seem to have known each other, as if we had known each other in the reincarnation of the previous life. Perhaps, it is precisely because I looked back [-] times in the previous life in exchange for a pass in this life, and I used a thousand times to look back in exchange for stopping in front of you in this life, so that I can finally be with Ye Niang in this life, today and this moment You meet!"

Looking back [-] times in the previous life is exchanged for a passing by in this life, I exchanged looking back a thousand times for stopping in front of you in this life...

The young girl chewed this sentence over and over again, looking at Jin An's side face with radiance in her eyes.

She thought of her mother's warning to her again and again in her heart, telling herself time and time again that the young man in front of her was a prodigal son who was the most eloquent.

Full color embryo.

But her long eyelashes fluttered, and she couldn't help peeking at the other side's face again and again, the two red clouds on that snow-white cheek became more and more intense.

At this moment, Mr. Feng Shui and the big-headed old man: "..."

Both of them looked at Jin An in shock at this moment.

Mr. Jin'an!

Did Madam know what you said?
……

At this moment, Ye Niang, who had been standing still behind the shopkeeper, wearing a wedding dress and covering her red hijab, who was silent, suddenly whispered a few words to the shopkeeper.

The innkeeper looked at "his own daughter" behind him in surprise, and then looked in the direction of Jin'an. Then, the short-legged old man smiled and looked at Jin'an: "My little girl asked me to ask, what is the name of this young master?"

Jin An clasped his fists in return, smiled generously and said, "My surname is Li, well, Li who steals peaches and repays Lis."

Innkeeper: "?"

"It turned out to be Mr. Li. Mr. Li is very talented and poetic. The little girl said that she admired Mr. Li's knowledge and was deeply impressed by Mr. Li's knowledge and talent."

After the innkeeper finished speaking, he raised his voice and asked the others present: "I don't know if there is anyone among the distinguished guests who wants to compete with this young master?"

The people sitting here tonight are either murderers or underworld escorts who eat the food of the dead. It is just Jin An, a weak scholar who looks like a cultured person. After the shopkeeper asked three times and no one could answer, He turned his head to look at Mr. Ma behind him.

Faced with the innkeeper's gaze, Mr. Ma's complexion changed, and his face became even paler. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead and he hurriedly shook his head, stammering that he was not as knowledgeable as Mr. Li. Give in to Ye Niang.

He looked at Jin An's horrified eyes, full of sympathy...

"Mr. Li, would you like to marry your little girl tonight, a wedding night in the bridal chamber?" The innkeeper smiled and looked in the direction of Jin'an, his mung bean eyes almost couldn't find any gaps in his smile.

It's like a father-in-law looking at his son-in-law, the more he looks at him, the more he loves him.

(End of this chapter)