Holy Bone

Chapter 436 Am I, Jin An, Such an Exaggerated Person

Jin An glanced at those people opposite him with a half-smile.

"The master's discipline is strict, and meat and alcohol are abstained. This gluttonous feast should be humbled to a few, and the few will be invited first."

Hearing this, the big Han general was surprised and said: "The little Daoist is a Quanzhen Sect disciple? I don't think the little Daoist's attire looks like a Quanzhen Sect disciple."

Jin An never looked directly at the table of steaming camel meat from the beginning to the end: "I am indeed not a disciple of the Quanzhen Sect. My master's sect comes from a branch of Zhengyi Dao, which is not popular."

The big Han general touched the stainless steel ring on the thick finger bone, surprised, and said with great interest: "How do I remember that only Quanzhen disciples abstain from meat and alcohol, cut off the world, and cannot marry women and have children. There is no such rule?"

"Zhengyiyi really doesn't make such a reason." The Fengshui master also answered.

Yo, this is actually a northerner with a Beijing accent.

Jin An laughed.

There was no embarrassment on the face that the lie hadn't been exposed.

Uh.

Before he finished laughing, he saw Mr. Yiyun who was sitting next to him smiling and looking at him, his expression froze.

cough cough.

Jin An put away his smile with a guilty conscience, then sat down solemnly, and said seriously: "There are many branches of Zhengyi, and it is normal for each branch to have different precepts."

"On the contrary, why do you guys keep persuading me to eat meat? Your companions have already eaten camel meat, so don't bother talking, eat it while it's hot, and don't disappoint the good intentions of the old gentlemen."

The big man made a haha: "Before I entered the laughing corpse village, I was already full, and I have no appetite for the time being. I am afraid that I will fail the kindness of the old people."

The feng shui master also laughed and said: "As people get old, they tend to have stomach problems, and they can't touch too oily food. This trip to the desert ate too much dried meat, and the stomach is not good. Temporarily eat vegetarian naan to improve the stomach."

"Amitabha, as a monk, abstain from meat and alcohol." The monk holding the tantric magic stick didn't even need to find an excuse.

……

There are always various excuses in this group not to eat camel meat, and they take turns to say it in a circle, but no one touches camel meat.

Except for those who have already eaten camel meat before.

The fat old man who had been standing aside listened to the words for a long time, and he finally understood what it meant. No one wanted to eat their camel meat.

The fat old man explained: "When you go out, you need to be cautious. I understand this principle. Are you guys worried that we will poison the wine and dishes, or that you will think of eating dead human flesh when you hear Xiaoshizhuang?"

"How could this be dead human flesh? Everyone saw it just now. That stinky old man in Paletahun picked the meat off the camel skeleton in front of everyone. This is obviously camel meat. How can human flesh be so big? Flesh and such thick bones."

The fat old man became more and more anxious, defending himself.

"It's been a long time since the desert has been so lively. We old men slaughtered some camels just because we were happy to treat some guests from afar... If the guests feel that these meals are poisonous, I am willing to test the poison on the spot. Allay the worries of the guests."

As the fat old man said, he grabbed a few pieces of meat and put them in his mouth to chew with relish, and drank a few sips of wine: "Look, I have nothing to do with this wine and meat. If it is poisonous, others will Already poisoned."

These words combined with the fat old man's old white hair and aggrieved expression really won a lot of sympathy. At this time, he continued to urge everyone to eat camel meat. It seemed that if he didn't eat it, a large group of people deliberately bullied him, a lonely old man.

Just when the atmosphere was at a stalemate, among the entourage accompanied by the big man and general, several people couldn't bear the temptation of the meaty smell, and began to munch on it.

Seeing that more and more people on his side lost their minds, the big man finally couldn't sit still, and a stern look flashed in his eyes, but at this moment, many people's footsteps and noises came from outside the door.

Hearing the movement, it seemed that someone came to stay at Xiaoshi Zhuang at night, and a group of people were walking towards this place. It seemed that the depths of the desert were quite lively.

At this time, Qi Bo, who had made an excuse to go to the latrine, also came back in time, stood at the door and looked in the direction of the footsteps.

"My lord, this Laughing Corpse Village is really lively tonight. I saw a lot of torches, old slave, and many people came towards us." Qibo stood at the door and said to Mr. Yiyun.

Without Qibo's reminder, everyone in the house has already heard the sound of chaotic footsteps.

Seeing another guest coming into Xiao Corpse Village, the fat old man stopped trying to persuade Jin An and the others to eat meat for the time being, instead he ran outside excitedly to greet them.

The footsteps of a group of people approached quickly, and they heard their voices first: "Grandma Liu asked Grandma Niu to buy milk, and Grandma Niu brought milk to Grandma Liu..."

"?"

"?"

"Liu Laoliu, 66 years old, has built 66 walking horse buildings, and 66 bottles of Suhe oil are placed upstairs..."

"!"

"!"

Under the thick night, there was a tongue twister, and after Grandma Liu talked about Old Man Liu.

It's the phoenix from Guchi country imitating people's speech.

Just that voice.

It sounds so familiar.

Mr. Yiyun and Qi Bo all looked at Jin An with shocked faces. Isn't the voice imitated by the phoenix the voice of Jin An?

Not to mention that Mr. Yiyun and Qi Bo were shocked, even Jin An frowned in surprise.

That night he clearly killed all the phoenixes that stayed in Guchi country, there is no way any fish slipped through the net.

Unless there is a human-faced phoenix that was frightened at the beginning and escaped from the ruins of the ancient city.

"Jin'an! Daoist, the tongue twister of grandma Liu and old man Liu seems to be your voice, right?" Mr. Yiyun suddenly laughed, bright and moving, smiling like a silhouette of autumn water, his eyes were full of reflections. The figure of Jin An beside him.

She specially bit down on the word Jin'an.

Jin An: "..."

He always felt that the old friend next to him was angry with him and was targeting him specifically, but when he thought about it carefully, there was nothing to offend each other when they met just now. Could it be that he said in Chang County, "Girls wrap their breasts?" Not good, it is easy to deform, it will cause too much harm to the body, the more you wrap your chest, the smaller it will be." What made Mr. Yiyun grit his teeth and hold grudges until now?
If it is because this sentence has been remembered until now.

Jin An is about to cry out for injustice.

He was really a kind reminder at that time.

At this moment, even the big Han generals, mountain guards, monks, Fengshui masters and others sitting across from him all looked at Jin An with strange expressions.

I couldn't help muttering in my heart.

This Taoist priest is indeed abnormal and does not do human affairs.

What did this person do to those human-faced birds in Guchi Kingdom? How could even the human-faced birds become abnormal?
Just when Jin An fell into embarrassment and was still thinking about how to answer, the footsteps of a group of people approached outside the door, and a group of people who were busy with travel and dust walked into the bright hall room.

There were seven or eight people who came, all from the Western Regions.

One of them was holding a phoenix with a human face in his hand.

"Aheqi, hurry up and let this plague bird shut its beak! This is a bird you caught halfway, and you can wipe its ass clean!"

Seeing so many Han people sitting in the room, a man from the Western Regions was obviously taken aback, and then imitated the etiquette of the Han people and cupped his fists at everyone in the room, saying in Chinese: "I'm sorry, I don't know who the plague bird learned the tongue twister from. Don’t say you think it’s noisy, we also think it’s too noisy, and I’ve talked about grandma Liu and old man Liu’s tongue twister all the way. Now I hear grandma Liu and old man Liu, I can’t wait to hit people. I don’t know who went into the desert, idle If you have nothing to do, go and teach these plague birds tongue twisters!"

As he spoke, he gritted his teeth. It seemed that he had suffered a lot of mental torture along the way.

I just don't know if he is gnashing his teeth because he hates the undead bird, or if he is hating the person who taught the tongue twister.

Hearing the other party's complaints, the atmosphere in the room became a little weird for a while, and everyone subconsciously turned their heads to look at Jin An who was sitting solemnly, as if he hadn't heard anything.

Standing at the door, Qibo's eye muscles twitched.

really.

As expected of Mr. Jin'an's style of doing things.

As early as when he was in Changxian County, he was deeply impressed by Jin'an's unique brain circuit. He hadn't seen him for half a year, but he still had the familiar personal style.

When they passed through the country of Guchi, they also encountered these human-faced birds. What they did was to drive away those strange birds, lest those strange birds hide in the dark and chew people's tongues and imitate people's speech, which is normal Human logic.

Who would have thought to teach a human-faced bird tongue twisters?
But when he thought that Mr. Jin'an did this, Qibo suddenly felt relieved, he took it for granted, and was not surprised or surprised at all.

After being surprised by seeing Jin An for the first time, Qibo noticed carefully at this time that Jin An was not wearing a folk uniform but a set of five-color Taoist robes.

There was a look on his face.

The five-color Taoist robe seems to belong to the Taoism of the five internal organs. What has Mr. Jin'an experienced in the past six months since he left Chang County? Did he successfully find the Taoist temple of the five internal organs and become a disciple of the Taoist temple of the five internal organs?
"Daoist Jin'an, what this tongue-twisting bird seems to be learning..." After hearing what the man from the Western Regions said, the big man opposite looked at Jin'an with great interest.

Before he finished speaking, Jin An has already answered: "Everyone, don't talk too much, the meat on this table will be cold later, it won't taste good, everyone, don't be cold, Pasha, Xikel, and the old gentlemen. Kindness."

Jin An's voice was low, and he deliberately pretended to have a deep voice.

Pasha, a tall and thin old man who had just brought the group of people from the Western Regions, was puzzled when he heard Jin An's voice: "What's wrong with your voice, Daoist?"

Jin An sat still in a serious manner, without squinting, and said in a deep voice: "What's wrong with my voice? My voice has always been so deep, steady, young and mature."

Pasha: "?"

Sikelti: "?"

The big man led a group of people: "?"

Young Master Yiyun: "!"

Qibo: "!"

puff.

Young Master Yiyun looked at the serious and funny Jin An, and couldn't help laughing out loud anymore, tears welled up from the corners of his eyes, and the scent of the red moon rouge powder on his body became even more fragrant.

Jin An sniffed his nose, followed the scent, and cast a glance at Mr. Yiyun who was sitting next to him out of the corner of his eye. As a result, he happened to be caught just as he glanced towards Pingping's chest from the corner of his eye.

Mr. Yiyun's face remained unchanged.

He just made a movement of picking up the wine bowl on the table, and then lightly grasped it with his palm, and the wine bowl turned into a puddle of powder.

Die to pieces.

Dead without a whole body.

Jin An immediately sat up straight, watching his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose.

……

Seeing his son smiling so happily.

Qi Bo's eyes showed emotion.

In the short time when Young Master met Young Master Jin'an, he laughed happily more than in the past six months.

It's good to be young, and when one gets old, it's easy to reminisce about the time you missed when you were young. Since ancient times, there has been no end to love and hatred. Qibo once again fell into the memory of his youth.

Among the people present, the most confused ones were those newcomers from the Western Regions. They still haven't figured out why everyone's eyes are always on that Han Taoist priest?

However, they felt that what the Han Taoist said was right. After struggling for a day in the sandstorm, they were really tired, hungry and tired. They saw many people in the room eating those steaming, fragrant food. Finally, the camel meat could no longer bear the temptation of the smell of the meat, and they all ran to the table to grab the pieces of meat and chewed them hungrily, devouring them hungrily.

That hungry look, wishing to eat his own fingers.

They have never eaten such fragrant meat in their life.

That crazy eating look.

It's almost like a wild beast that is controlled by greed and completely loses its mind.

And Pasha and Xikelti, two thin and fat old men, kept pouring wine, sandwiching meat, and warmly entertaining them. The arrival of these people from the Western Regions temporarily diverted the attention of the veterans from Xiaoshi Village. People insisted on persuading Jin An and the others to eat meat.

As for the phoenix with a human face, it had long been left aside and forgotten by these people.

This phoenix struggled constantly on the ground, because its wings were clipped and its feet were tied, so it couldn't fly no matter how much it fluttered.

At this time, Qi Bo had also entered the room, and sat down on Jin An's right hand side naturally, so the order changed to Mr. Yiyun, Jin An, and Qi Bo. He finally didn't have to squeeze in between the two, feeling uncomfortable all over his body. .

Under the pretense of drinking a few sips of water, Qibo, who has become a mature man, got drunk again and fell asleep on the table.

At this time, someone picked up a piece of camel meat on the table and threw it to the phoenix on the ground, intending to test the strange bird's reaction. As a result, when the phoenix saw the camel meat, it seemed to avoid it like a poisonous scorpion and was killed. With bound feet, he desperately crawled outside the house.

While crawling, screaming in panic: "Blackening into black ash...blackening into ash...the ash will become fat..."

"Blackening into black and graying back to...back to..."

Uh.

Seeing the panic-screaming phoenix with a human face, everyone who still had their senses and did not eat camel meat looked at Jin An speechlessly again.

How many tongue twisters did you teach these human-faced birds?

How did you scare this bird with a human face like this!
Stuttering tongue twisters when frightened!

But Phoenix's tongue twister this time was not smooth no matter what he said, on the contrary, the more he spoke, the more anxious he became, and the more anxious he became, the more irritable his temper became. In the end, his irritable temper surpassed his inner panic, and he actually started to harm himself.

The man's face showed ferocity and mania, and he opened his mouth to bite the body, as if he didn't feel pain, he tore off large chunks of flesh and blood, splashing all over the ground.

The scene is bloody.

While biting, I did not forget to continue saying black, gray and black tongue twisters,

Hiss!Everyone gasped, and looked at Jin'an again in shock: "Master Jin'an, what tongue twister did you teach it? It can't even learn this kind of tongue-twister, and you drove yourself crazy..."

It can drive the human-faced bird crazy!

This is also a genius!

(End of this chapter)