Daddy Academy

Chapter 1032 I Don’t Want Your Stinky Money

"It's a big bird!" Xi'er was extremely excited when she saw the parrot parked on the crossbar in midair, "What's its name?"

Xiaobai told her: "That's a parrot, it can talk."

Xi'er was so surprised that she held her head high and said to the proud parrot: "Parrot, parrot, can you talk? Say something and I'll listen."

When the big parrot saw someone talking to it, it lowered its head and looked at the little human being. Its disdain was beyond words, it looked away, raised its head up, raised its brightly colored tail, and said imitatively: "Quack, it's a child."

"Wow~~~"

Xi'er at the bottom was very pleasantly surprised, jumping up and down excitedly.This is the first time she has seen a talking bird, and she has only seen talking yo. The world is so amazing, beyond her mind.

Xiaobai also came over and looked at the parrot with his head held high, acting "calm and composed", like a well-informed young lady, but he couldn't hide the surprise and joy in his eyes.She just wanted to act like a young lady in front of Xi'er.

She talked to the parrot. Although the parrot was indifferent, it would occasionally reply, looking cold but not repelling people thousands of miles away.

Obviously, this captive-bred parrot is about to mature and is very good at provoking the interest of the audience. It must have been specially trained.

The more superior it is, the more it is sought after by people, because it is so special, no matter how cold it is, it is still enthusiastically sought after by the two children, who don't care about its cold attitude.

"Parrot Parrot, what did you eat today?" Xiao Bai asked enthusiastically.

"I ate a bag of worms," ​​said the parrot.

Xi'er was surprised and told Xiaobai that the parrot said it ate a bag of worms, as if Xiaobai couldn't understand the birdsong.

Xi'er immediately told the parrot not to eat worms, it would get sick, and the worms would give birth to babies in its stomach.

The parrot ignored her, so Xiaobai told Xi'er that birds eat bugs, and they won't give birth to bugs after eating bugs.

"Yes~Xiaobai." Xi'er was naive, insisting that eating worms would give birth to worms, and she would die.

"No!" Xiaobai insisted.

"Yes, you will die if you eat it."

"I will give you a hammer~"

"Clam?"

"Give you a hammer!!"

A strange voice sounded, Xiaobai and Xi'er looked over together, and it was the parrot who interrupted.

"It's learning how to speak from you, Xiaobai." Xi'er said in surprise.

"It can learn how to talk like me?" Xiaobai was amazed, only Xi'er has learned a few words of her Sichuan dialect so far, and even Dudu, a little friend who imitates people's words and actions everywhere, hasn't learned yet. Learn it, but you can't learn the essence. Unexpectedly, a parrot who met for the first time learned it, and the words are quite similar.

"Are you trying to imitate me?" the parrot repeated.

"Hahahaha~~~"

"hiahiahia~~"

The two children were very happy.

Suddenly, the parrot said condescendingly: "You all have a hammer!"

Xiaobai+Xi'er: "..."

Xiaobai was amazed, pointed at the parrot and asked Zhang Tan: "It, it, it will learn how to talk like me, what's the matter with it~"

Zhang Tan was also very surprised, and asked the parrot: "How can you speak Sichuan dialect?"

"You know a hammer~" The parrot rolled his eyes at him and turned his head, expressing that he didn't want to look at him, it was too ugly.

Zhang Tan: "..."

"What are you staring at me for??" The parrot seemed to be beaten.

Zhang Tan threatened: "Biao, you will die early if you talk like this, don't be too aggressive."

The parrot turned its head, looked at him, and said disdainfully, "I'm so scared, come and bite me."

Zhang Tan: "#@!"

He couldn't help but spit out the national curse.

"He cursed! He cursed!!!"

The parrot yelled and attracted the attention of everyone around him. Zhang Tan was a little embarrassed and said, "I didn't scold anyone! I didn't scold anyone!"

"You curse! You curse!!!" the parrot continued to yell.

Zhang Tan said he didn't swear, but Xi'er suddenly interrupted, saying that he did.

Zhang Tan lowered his head to look at this little guy, and at the critical moment, he stabbed him back! ! !Is it so uncomfortable not to tell the truth?Wouldn't it be nice to have a big horse for you to ride on?Is there a bear drink for you? Is it not sweet? ?
Zhang Tan: "I really didn't scold anyone, I scolded a bird, a bird, you know?"

Xi'er thought for a while, nodded, and said that she knew that her godfather did not scold anyone, but what her godfather scolded was a bird, but it is not right to call a bird.

Zhang Tan was speechless, where did this little guy belong?He is standing up for them.

The bird trainer came over and told Zhang Tan not to be angry, saying that this bird was very naughty, that's why he was caught for a show, and everyone with a good temperament could fly freely in the jungle and fall in love.

When Zhang Tan heard this, his mood immediately improved a lot, and he sympathized with the parrot and said, "You are so miserable~ Really."

The parrot rolled his eyes, "What a hammer, you come to bite me, you have the ability to bite me."

The bird trainer patted the bird's head to make it shut up, and explained to Zhang Tan that these birds were transported from the Sichuan Zoo. They grew up there, and their accent has not been corrected. It will take some time. .

Hearing this, Xiaobai happily volunteered, "Ha, I'm also a Sichuan baby."

The bird trainer said she was so cute.

Seeing this, Xi'er smiled and said that she is also a Sichuan baby.

Ask for praise.

Xiao Bai exposed her: "You are not."

Xi'er insisted, "I am!"

"you are not!"

"I'm already 8 years old, am I still not acridine?"

The two little fools quarreled, Xiaobai said that he could not communicate with Xiwawa, Xiwawa was very precious.

Xiaobai tapped Xi'er's small brain and said, "Your brain is so wide that you can't think about it!"

The parrot fluttered away and landed on the shoulder of the bird trainer.

Zhang Tan took Xiaobai and Xi'er away, found a seat near the front and sat down, he and Tan Jiner lined up on both sides, with two children sitting in the middle.

On the stage, the bird trainer took out six horizontal bars and placed them side by side on the stage, and then asked the parrot to do 360-degree rotation gymnastics.

The parrot said: "I won't do it, I won't do it."

The venue is a small theater with about 200 seats. At the moment, less than half of them are sparsely seated. The time is too early, and it is a weekday, so there are not many audiences. Most of them are parents and children.

Hearing the parrot talking at this moment, the children at the scene all exclaimed. They have never seen the world, including the little friend Bai Chunhua and the little friend Tan Xier who are beside Zhang Tan. Surprised to be able to speak.

The parrot refused to do gymnastics in circles, and assumed the attitude of a cold little fairy. No matter how much the bird trainer tried to persuade it, it was useless.

At this time, the bird trainer took out a corn and shook it in front of the parrot, and then drew a circle in front of the horizontal bar.

The parrot's eyes were straight, and the eyeballs closely followed the corn kernels in the bird trainer's hand.

When the bird trainer drew a circle in front of the horizontal bar, the parrot immediately moved skillfully to hold the horizontal bar with its mouth, and rolled its body forward to make a 360-degree rotation.

There was warm applause at the scene.

The bird trainer gave the parrot a corn, and the parrot was very happy.

After that, do six 360-degree rotations on the six horizontal bars in one breath.

Xiaobai and Xi'er who were sitting below watched with relish and concentrated their attention.

Xiao Bai patted Xi'er whose eyes were almost straight, and asked her if she could spin like a parrot.

Hiahia laughed and said she would.

Xiao Bai took out a boiled peanut from his pocket, put it in her hand, and said it was for her to eat.

Xi'er was stunned for a moment, then hiahia smiled, happily peeled the peanut shells, took out the peanuts, asked Xiaobai if he would eat them, and if Xiaobai didn't eat them, she ate them herself, and couldn't help sighing, this is too good Eat it, hiahia.

On the stage, the bird trainer told the audience: "If anyone has a heart, hold a one-yuan note in his hand and the parrot will come and peck it away."

Curious spectators immediately took out a one-yuan coin and lifted it up. Sure enough, the parrot flew over and stood on the spectator's arm, picked up the money in its beak and slowly flew back to the bird trainer's hand.

"Old man, old man, give me a dollar!"

Xiaobai hurriedly asked Zhang Tan for a dollar. It was a coin, and he held it up high. The parrot that had just picked up the one-dollar note did not stop, but flew back immediately, landed on Xiaobai's arm, and took the coin away. up.

"Hey! Xiaobai, the parrot likes you!" Xi'er said in surprise.

Xiaobai also felt that the parrot liked her, so he said reservedly: "Hohohoho, this is my strong point."

Suddenly, the parrot flew back and landed on the back of the chair in front of Zhang Tan.

"Bah~" it spat out the one dollar coin, "I'll give it back to you! I don't want your two stinky coins!"

　make up for yesterday

　　
　
(End of this chapter)