Daddy Academy
Chapter 1158
Chapter 1158 Not suitable for children (12)
"Don't rest, clean up quickly." Bai Jianping urged, the task is very heavy in the morning, and the children can't let go of the burden.
"I'm still a baby!" Xiao Bai said dissatisfied.
As the head of the group of girlfriends who just want to have fun and don't want to work, how can she work obediently.
Bai Jianping looked at Xi'er who was helping Xiaobai to rock the rocking chair, and said, "Xi'er, don't help Xiaobai rock it, she has been lazy since she first arrived, she is a lazy child."
Xi'er hiahia smiled, enviously said: "I also want to be a lazy child."
"..." Bai Jianping said, "Then you still help her rock the chair."
"hiahia, I shook Xiaobai, and Xiaobai will shake me later~"
"...you are really a clever little ghost."
In order to instigate the two children not only to play, but also to work, Bai Jianping promised to provide bear drink and chestnut chicken.
Sure enough, Xiaobai took the bait and was ready to devote himself to work again, but he was a little worried.
"Where is the little bear drink? Take it out and drink it first."
Seeing this, Xi'er followed suit and said in the same tone: "Where is the little bear drink? Take it out and drink it first."
Bai Jianping had no choice but to open the refrigerator and search inside.
Xiaobai and Xi'er eagerly followed him, stood behind him, stood on tiptoes and stretched their necks to look up, but they couldn't see anything because they were too short.
"Oh, I only found one bottle." Bai Jianping found a bottle of bear drink, but couldn't find the second bottle. "Which one of you drinks?"
Xi'er looked at Xiaobai, hiahia laughed and said, "Xi'er won't drink it, give it to Xiaobai."
Xiaobai took the bear's drink, inserted the straw skillfully, and gave it to Xiwawa.
"drink!"
Not allowing Xi'er to refuse, she turned over and climbed onto the rocking chair again, crunching and shaking, "Uncle, turn on the TV, I want to watch Windmills and Fake Sophistication."
Bai Jianping: "I'll give you a drink, why don't you still work? Look at the fake sophistication of windmills!"
"Only Xiwawa drank it, but I didn't drink it! ╭(╯^╰)╮!"
That's right, she didn't drink, why should she work!From entering the house until now, I haven't even had a sip of water!
Don't treat your little friend as a guest!
"Okay, then I'll go buy it for you now."
"Hey, thank you~"
Bai Jianping went out angrily, went downstairs to buy bears, and bought a box if he wanted to. When he came back, he saw Tan Jiner and Zhang Tan chatting in the corridor.
He chatted with them for a while, and when he got home, he saw Xiaobai and Xi'er sharing the bottle of Bear, one took a sip and the other took a sip, using the same straw, enjoying themselves.
"Ha, my little bear is here~" Xiao Bai saw the bear drink in Bai Jianping's hand, and immediately climbed down from the rocking chair.
"Here! Take it apart yourself."
Bai Jianping gave the whole box to Xiao Bai, and Xiao Bai wheezed around the box for a while, but he didn't tear it open.
"Hanhaner! Use scissors to cut it! You can break it apart!"
"Shovel! Uncle, why didn't you say it earlier!"
"I didn't know you were a fool?!"
"Aunt said you are precious!"
While arguing with his uncle, Xiaobai went to the kitchen to look for scissors, but found a knife instead of the scissors.
"I hacked you! I hacked you! Hammer!!!"
People didn't see it, but they heard such horrible remarks. Bai Jianping went in and saw Xiaobai wielding a kitchen knife.
"Gua Wazi! Where do you live!"
"A lot of oil thieves!!! Uncle, they stole all your oil!"
In the corner of the wall, from time to time, there are oil thieves shrinking their heads.
Bai Jianping told her not to worry about this, but to do the cleaning first.
Xiaobai let these oil thieves go for the time being, and at the same time said harshly, saying that he would settle accounts with them next time.
She came to the living room to tear up the little bear, and when Xi'er saw it, she quickly raised her little hand: "Don't kill me, don't kill me, I'm just a doll, I'm Xi'er~~~~"
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and immediately gave her a blank look: "Hanhaner~ghostly eyes~"
"hiahiahiahia~~~~"
Xiaobai finally opened the bear drink, opened a bottle impatiently, inserted the straw, sucked it up happily, and gave Xi'er another bottle.
Xi'er didn't answer.
Bai Jianping praised: "Xi'er is really sensible, she knows to work first, and then drink the bear, unlike some children."
Xi'er: "hiahiahia, I'm afraid of bedwetting~"
Xiao Bai, who drank the bear, finally started to work. She rummaged through the bedroom and threw out many unnecessary things. Suddenly, she threw a magazine in the living room, just at Bai Jianping's feet.
Bai Jianping glanced at it inadvertently, and was startled. Just as he was about to pick it up and hide it, Xiao Bai ran out of the bedroom.
"What the hell is that, ho ho ho ho, uncle!"
The secretly poking kid pointed at the magazine on the floor and smiled maliciously.
"You like other mothers-in-law, hohohoho~~~ I want to tell my aunt!"
"What nonsense are you talking about, Xiaobai..."
"Hahahaha, I saw it all!"
Xiaobai ran into the bedroom again, Bai Jianping was worried that she would find something again, so he quickly followed him in, but when he came out again, he was startled, only to see Xi'er picked up the fashion women's magazine, reading it with relish.
"Children, don't read around." Bai Jianping confiscated Xi'er's magazine without saying a word.
"This sister is so beautiful~~~" Xi'er jumped up and down, falling in love with the fashionable girl on the cover of the magazine.
Bai Jianping didn't dare to talk to him at all, he confiscated the magazine and hid it, thinking it was very secretive, but who knows how long, he was discovered by Xiaobai who was cleaning, and this fart black specially ran up to him, poked and laughed secretly, and said that he would Report to aunt.
Bai Jianping confiscated it again, and then secretly threw it out of the window!
Immediately there was a roar from downstairs: "Which bastard threw something downstairs, on my head! %¥¥#@¥"
Bai Jianping felt guilty and didn't dare to talk to him at all, pretending that he had nothing to do with him. Fortunately, the man scolded him for a while and left with the magazine in hand.
Before Bai Jian calmed down, Xiao Bai's exclamation came from the bedroom again.
what happened again? ! !
Bai Jianping hurried in, only to see that Xiaobai found out another magazine from nowhere, and was flipping through it with relish, when he saw him coming in, he laughed, he looked like a bad ass.
"Give me, give me~" Bai Jianping confiscated the magazine again, and drove Xiao Bai out of the bedroom, so she didn't need to clean here.
Xiaobai Jiji Waiwai was very dissatisfied, but he was kicked out anyway.
When Zhang Tan came over to check the situation, he saw Xiao Bai and Xi'er lying on the sofa chatting, the house was almost cleaned.
"Let's go out for lunch at noon, I invite you, are you tired?" Zhang Tan asked.
"Not tired." As soon as Xi'er finished speaking, Xiao Bai glared at her, so she quickly changed her words and said, "I'm so tired~"
Zhang Tan invited them to the restaurant downstairs to have lunch, and took Xiao Bai home to rest for a while. At two o'clock in the afternoon, they drove and took Bai Jianping to the train station. Malanhua was coming back, at three o'clock in the afternoon Arrive.
The car was parked in the parking lot of the station, and Xiao Bai pulled out a cardboard sign from the car, with the word aunt crooked and a flower on it.
"I'm holding this, will my aunt really see it?" Xiao Bai asked Zhang Tan uncertainly.
"Yes, as soon as she came out and saw your sign, she knew it was you who came, and she came to look for you as soon as possible."
The three of them walked towards the exit, and when they met a flower seller on the way, Bai Jianping said with an awkward smile, "Hey, this flower looks pretty nice, I'll buy one."
Zhang Tan and Xiao Bai also stopped in their tracks, and saw a little girl about ten years old selling flowers in front of a simple stall, including red roses and carnations.
"Buy more if you want, how many roses are there in total?" Zhang Tan asked the little girl.
"I'll count... there are 21 left in total."
"Then we want all of them, how much?"
"Do you want all of them?"
"All of them, how much?"
"One piece costs 5 yuan, a total of 105 yuan, you can just give 100 yuan."
"No, 105 yuan is all for you."
Zhang Tan paid the money, but instead of going to get the roses, he looked at Bai Jianping.
Bai Jianping:
"...Me?" He pointed to himself.
Zhang Tan: "If the roses are not good, let me deliver them."
Bai Jianping is right to think about it, but...
He held up a large bouquet of roses, bewildered.
"Xiaobai, come hold it."
He felt that it was so strange that such a big bouquet was holding such a large bouquet of delicate and beautiful roses, like a strange sorghum, and felt that everyone passing by was looking at him and laughing at him.
Xiaobai envied these roses very much, and wanted to hug them a long time ago, but her old man reminded her not to take them in a low voice.
So the child said: "This is a rose, it's love. Uncle, you take it, and my aunt will be very happy when she sees you giving her a rose. Love, do you know what it is?"
Bai Jianping asked angrily, "I don't know, but you do?"
"I know~"
"What?"
"Love means I love you, you love me, you call me aunt, little fairy, female nerve, right?"
"..."
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"Don't rest, clean up quickly." Bai Jianping urged, the task is very heavy in the morning, and the children can't let go of the burden.
"I'm still a baby!" Xiao Bai said dissatisfied.
As the head of the group of girlfriends who just want to have fun and don't want to work, how can she work obediently.
Bai Jianping looked at Xi'er who was helping Xiaobai to rock the rocking chair, and said, "Xi'er, don't help Xiaobai rock it, she has been lazy since she first arrived, she is a lazy child."
Xi'er hiahia smiled, enviously said: "I also want to be a lazy child."
"..." Bai Jianping said, "Then you still help her rock the chair."
"hiahia, I shook Xiaobai, and Xiaobai will shake me later~"
"...you are really a clever little ghost."
In order to instigate the two children not only to play, but also to work, Bai Jianping promised to provide bear drink and chestnut chicken.
Sure enough, Xiaobai took the bait and was ready to devote himself to work again, but he was a little worried.
"Where is the little bear drink? Take it out and drink it first."
Seeing this, Xi'er followed suit and said in the same tone: "Where is the little bear drink? Take it out and drink it first."
Bai Jianping had no choice but to open the refrigerator and search inside.
Xiaobai and Xi'er eagerly followed him, stood behind him, stood on tiptoes and stretched their necks to look up, but they couldn't see anything because they were too short.
"Oh, I only found one bottle." Bai Jianping found a bottle of bear drink, but couldn't find the second bottle. "Which one of you drinks?"
Xi'er looked at Xiaobai, hiahia laughed and said, "Xi'er won't drink it, give it to Xiaobai."
Xiaobai took the bear's drink, inserted the straw skillfully, and gave it to Xiwawa.
"drink!"
Not allowing Xi'er to refuse, she turned over and climbed onto the rocking chair again, crunching and shaking, "Uncle, turn on the TV, I want to watch Windmills and Fake Sophistication."
Bai Jianping: "I'll give you a drink, why don't you still work? Look at the fake sophistication of windmills!"
"Only Xiwawa drank it, but I didn't drink it! ╭(╯^╰)╮!"
That's right, she didn't drink, why should she work!From entering the house until now, I haven't even had a sip of water!
Don't treat your little friend as a guest!
"Okay, then I'll go buy it for you now."
"Hey, thank you~"
Bai Jianping went out angrily, went downstairs to buy bears, and bought a box if he wanted to. When he came back, he saw Tan Jiner and Zhang Tan chatting in the corridor.
He chatted with them for a while, and when he got home, he saw Xiaobai and Xi'er sharing the bottle of Bear, one took a sip and the other took a sip, using the same straw, enjoying themselves.
"Ha, my little bear is here~" Xiao Bai saw the bear drink in Bai Jianping's hand, and immediately climbed down from the rocking chair.
"Here! Take it apart yourself."
Bai Jianping gave the whole box to Xiao Bai, and Xiao Bai wheezed around the box for a while, but he didn't tear it open.
"Hanhaner! Use scissors to cut it! You can break it apart!"
"Shovel! Uncle, why didn't you say it earlier!"
"I didn't know you were a fool?!"
"Aunt said you are precious!"
While arguing with his uncle, Xiaobai went to the kitchen to look for scissors, but found a knife instead of the scissors.
"I hacked you! I hacked you! Hammer!!!"
People didn't see it, but they heard such horrible remarks. Bai Jianping went in and saw Xiaobai wielding a kitchen knife.
"Gua Wazi! Where do you live!"
"A lot of oil thieves!!! Uncle, they stole all your oil!"
In the corner of the wall, from time to time, there are oil thieves shrinking their heads.
Bai Jianping told her not to worry about this, but to do the cleaning first.
Xiaobai let these oil thieves go for the time being, and at the same time said harshly, saying that he would settle accounts with them next time.
She came to the living room to tear up the little bear, and when Xi'er saw it, she quickly raised her little hand: "Don't kill me, don't kill me, I'm just a doll, I'm Xi'er~~~~"
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and immediately gave her a blank look: "Hanhaner~ghostly eyes~"
"hiahiahiahia~~~~"
Xiaobai finally opened the bear drink, opened a bottle impatiently, inserted the straw, sucked it up happily, and gave Xi'er another bottle.
Xi'er didn't answer.
Bai Jianping praised: "Xi'er is really sensible, she knows to work first, and then drink the bear, unlike some children."
Xi'er: "hiahiahia, I'm afraid of bedwetting~"
Xiao Bai, who drank the bear, finally started to work. She rummaged through the bedroom and threw out many unnecessary things. Suddenly, she threw a magazine in the living room, just at Bai Jianping's feet.
Bai Jianping glanced at it inadvertently, and was startled. Just as he was about to pick it up and hide it, Xiao Bai ran out of the bedroom.
"What the hell is that, ho ho ho ho, uncle!"
The secretly poking kid pointed at the magazine on the floor and smiled maliciously.
"You like other mothers-in-law, hohohoho~~~ I want to tell my aunt!"
"What nonsense are you talking about, Xiaobai..."
"Hahahaha, I saw it all!"
Xiaobai ran into the bedroom again, Bai Jianping was worried that she would find something again, so he quickly followed him in, but when he came out again, he was startled, only to see Xi'er picked up the fashion women's magazine, reading it with relish.
"Children, don't read around." Bai Jianping confiscated Xi'er's magazine without saying a word.
"This sister is so beautiful~~~" Xi'er jumped up and down, falling in love with the fashionable girl on the cover of the magazine.
Bai Jianping didn't dare to talk to him at all, he confiscated the magazine and hid it, thinking it was very secretive, but who knows how long, he was discovered by Xiaobai who was cleaning, and this fart black specially ran up to him, poked and laughed secretly, and said that he would Report to aunt.
Bai Jianping confiscated it again, and then secretly threw it out of the window!
Immediately there was a roar from downstairs: "Which bastard threw something downstairs, on my head! %¥¥#@¥"
Bai Jianping felt guilty and didn't dare to talk to him at all, pretending that he had nothing to do with him. Fortunately, the man scolded him for a while and left with the magazine in hand.
Before Bai Jian calmed down, Xiao Bai's exclamation came from the bedroom again.
what happened again? ! !
Bai Jianping hurried in, only to see that Xiaobai found out another magazine from nowhere, and was flipping through it with relish, when he saw him coming in, he laughed, he looked like a bad ass.
"Give me, give me~" Bai Jianping confiscated the magazine again, and drove Xiao Bai out of the bedroom, so she didn't need to clean here.
Xiaobai Jiji Waiwai was very dissatisfied, but he was kicked out anyway.
When Zhang Tan came over to check the situation, he saw Xiao Bai and Xi'er lying on the sofa chatting, the house was almost cleaned.
"Let's go out for lunch at noon, I invite you, are you tired?" Zhang Tan asked.
"Not tired." As soon as Xi'er finished speaking, Xiao Bai glared at her, so she quickly changed her words and said, "I'm so tired~"
Zhang Tan invited them to the restaurant downstairs to have lunch, and took Xiao Bai home to rest for a while. At two o'clock in the afternoon, they drove and took Bai Jianping to the train station. Malanhua was coming back, at three o'clock in the afternoon Arrive.
The car was parked in the parking lot of the station, and Xiao Bai pulled out a cardboard sign from the car, with the word aunt crooked and a flower on it.
"I'm holding this, will my aunt really see it?" Xiao Bai asked Zhang Tan uncertainly.
"Yes, as soon as she came out and saw your sign, she knew it was you who came, and she came to look for you as soon as possible."
The three of them walked towards the exit, and when they met a flower seller on the way, Bai Jianping said with an awkward smile, "Hey, this flower looks pretty nice, I'll buy one."
Zhang Tan and Xiao Bai also stopped in their tracks, and saw a little girl about ten years old selling flowers in front of a simple stall, including red roses and carnations.
"Buy more if you want, how many roses are there in total?" Zhang Tan asked the little girl.
"I'll count... there are 21 left in total."
"Then we want all of them, how much?"
"Do you want all of them?"
"All of them, how much?"
"One piece costs 5 yuan, a total of 105 yuan, you can just give 100 yuan."
"No, 105 yuan is all for you."
Zhang Tan paid the money, but instead of going to get the roses, he looked at Bai Jianping.
Bai Jianping:
"...Me?" He pointed to himself.
Zhang Tan: "If the roses are not good, let me deliver them."
Bai Jianping is right to think about it, but...
He held up a large bouquet of roses, bewildered.
"Xiaobai, come hold it."
He felt that it was so strange that such a big bouquet was holding such a large bouquet of delicate and beautiful roses, like a strange sorghum, and felt that everyone passing by was looking at him and laughing at him.
Xiaobai envied these roses very much, and wanted to hug them a long time ago, but her old man reminded her not to take them in a low voice.
So the child said: "This is a rose, it's love. Uncle, you take it, and my aunt will be very happy when she sees you giving her a rose. Love, do you know what it is?"
Bai Jianping asked angrily, "I don't know, but you do?"
"I know~"
"What?"
"Love means I love you, you love me, you call me aunt, little fairy, female nerve, right?"
"..."
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(End of this chapter)
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