Daddy Academy

Chapter 1728 Give yourself a slap
"Thank you for the pancake, Xiaobai, for you."

"Thank you Sister Xiwa, your pancakes are so delicious, I'm full, I'll give this to you."

……

Because Xiaobai and Xier gave the children pancakes to eat at night, the children thanked each other and lined up to give Xiaobai and Xier gifts in return.

The gifts in return are small things, such as marbles and cards, which are very common, but children cherish them very much.

For them, these are beloved things, and those who do not approve of them will never give them away.

Seeing this, Liuliu was very envious, why didn't anyone send her off?She also cooked a lot of live ducks, and Dudu distributed pancakes to the children.

It's them who made the pancakes.

As soon as I thought about it, a little boy timidly came to Liuliu and said, "Liuliu, thank you for giving me pancakes to eat, and I'll give it to you."

After finishing speaking, regardless of Sanqi 21, he stuffed the little thing into Liuliu's arms and ran away.

Liuliu looked confused, and asked Dudu why he was a duck, children, why is this duck.

Dudu said: "Because you always bully everyone, everyone is afraid of you and dare not make friends with you."

"...I really didn't expect it to be a duck. I was just joking with everyone. Why can't everyone afford it..."

Duliu was nagging, she never thought of really bullying the children, she usually just scares everyone, she never really bullied anyone.

"Let's see what is the gift for you?" Dudu reminded.

Liuliu picked up the things in her arms, put them in front of her eyes, and suddenly became unhappy.

"Why did it send me a pack of paper ducks—"

Liuliu was very dissatisfied, she didn't ask for much, she didn't dare to ask for brand-name bags, bear drinks, it was enough to match Xiaobai and Xi'er, but what is this - a pack of napkins! ! !

Dudu explained to the children: "Napkins are good for ducks and durians. This one is good. You can use it to wipe your butt when you poop."

Liuliu asked, "Isn't this for wiping your mouth?"

Dudu: "...emmm~~ Wiping your mouth can also wipe your butt."

After finishing speaking, Dudu may feel that this reason is too far-fetched, and it is difficult to fool Fat Liuliu, so he looked at Liuliu's face, gestured with his hand and said, "They are all round, wipe them, okay , great."

Liuliu: "... Chubby, you are a good guy, are you playing with me, you think I am a big fool, don't you?"

She didn't want to talk to Chubby anymore, and felt that Chubby was challenging her lower IQ.

She was worried that she would not be able to keep the lower limit.

Xiaobai and Xi'er are "showing off" the gifts they received to each other, one for you and one for the other, the competition is fierce.

Liuliu walked over, took out a pack of tissues and said, "Look, mine! You can wipe your mouth and your butt, how nice, 666~"

When she said this, she really didn't know where she got such strong confidence.

Although it's just a pack of tissues, Duliu still cherishes it very much.

The gift is light and the affection is heavy. It seems that this is the first time a child has given her a gift.

Even though it's just a pack of tissues.

For this reason, she went to the toilet seven or eight times at night.

Every time before going to the hospital, it is widely advertised, take out the pack of tissues, and everything goes without saying.

But it was strange that when she left the little red horse at night, her tissues were still full, and none of them were used.

She's probably just bluffing so many trips to the toilet.

As a result, extreme joy turned into sorrow. When I returned home at night, I forgot to take out the tissue from my pocket. After taking a shower, I threw the clothes into the washing machine. I only remembered the next day and went to find them. The clothes were no longer in the washing machine. Instead, it hung on the balcony.

As soon as she touched it, she touched her tissue, and immediately felt sad.

"My sky duck, my sky duck—"

Howling dryly, she took out the pack of tissues from her pocket, and it was almost a mess.

"My sky duck, my sky duck—I, mine can't do it!"

Dayanyan immediately clutched her heart, fell limply to the ground, and howled dryly.

Her paper towel duck, the heart duck that the children gave her, she was reluctant to use it for her own poop, but it ended up being gone!

When Shen Limin and Zhu Xiaojing heard the movement, they rushed to the balcony to meet up and listened to Duliu howling for a while before they knew what was going on.

"I'll buy you another pack." Zhu Xiaojing said.

"Buy a pack, is this a matter of buying a pack?? Huh huh——I'm so sad." Liuliu "cries to the sky" and is really hurt.

Shen Limin stood on Liuliu's side this time, and said: "Liuliu is right, it's really not a matter of buying a pack, this is a gift from the children, it represents the heart, just wash it away, really It's a pity, Xiao Jing, why didn't you look at it when you were doing laundry?"

Zhu Xiaojing's eyes widened, good guy, is it her fault?
Liuliu hit the snake with a stick: "Yes, Xiaojing, why didn't you look at the clothes when you were doing laundry?"

"What are you calling me?" Zhu Xiaojing's eyes were full of murderous intent, and he might hang Duoliu on the clothes rack in the next moment and beat him up.

Liuliu hurriedly held her head in both hands, and said in pain: "My head hurts so much, I have a headache, I really want to be quiet!"

Zhu Xiaojing suppressed her anger, feeling that the child reacted quickly, if she was slower, she would have already beaten him.

"Well, let's put this pack of paper towels in the sun to dry, won't it be fine after it dries?"

Shen Limin said: "How can it be used?"

Zhu Xiaojing said angrily: "I didn't plan to use it at first. Liuliu went to the toilet seven or eight times and didn't use a single tissue. Is this for use? Children's hearts can wipe their buttocks? This is a Think about it, keep it as a decoration."

Liuliu thinks it makes sense.

Seeing that his wife was about to lose her temper, Shen Limin hurriedly agreed.

Liuliu was comforted for the time being, but Zhu Xiaojing said to her and Shen Limin: "It's my fault this time. I didn't pay attention to my pocket when I washed the clothes. This time it was Liuliu's tissue. Next time it might be cash, ID card, household registration book, IOU, etc. Check, so for the healthy development of our family, the two of you will take care of the laundry in the future. As for which of you will come, you can discuss it yourself, but I personally suggest that you don’t pick it up. You are still young and can’t afford it. It is more appropriate to let Old Shen take this responsibility."

Liuliu and Shen Limin were both dumbfounded.

At this time, Liuliu's mind was working very fast, and she was the first to react before Shen Limin.She immediately jumped up and ran away, and said: "I'm not suitable, I can't take this responsibility, this responsibility is too big, I'm too young, let the adults come, 666, I'm leaving—"

She ran away, and Zhu Xiaojing also left, leaving only Shen Limin on the balcony. The rising sun rose into the sky, shone on the balcony, fell on him, and printed his reflection on the floor tiles.

He looked down at his own shadow, and suddenly felt that he was alone.

He suddenly slapped himself, "Why are you so busy with your mouth!"

(End of this chapter)