human suffering

Chapter 1068
After Shi Huozhu turned into a big flower, Cai Gen hid on a bench in the corner, and fell asleep with the strength of wine.

Maybe it's because of subconsciousness, maybe it's because Tong Aiguo's conjectures are really full of temptation, that kind of feeling is more or less every man's childhood dream, but after growing up and being devastated by reality, he dare not go Just thought about it.

Although I dare not think about it, but that thought is always there, waiting for the right soil, the right humidity, and the right time. Whenever there is a slight chance, it will grow wildly and fill your heart, so that there is no gap in your heart. , can't pretend to have any troubles.

In his sleep, Cai Gen's thoughts sprouted and unfolded freely.

Somewhere, Cai Gen was walking on the empty street, Xiao Sun and the others followed closely behind, and behind them were densely packed gods from all walks of life.

Uniform attire, standard equipment, and four large characters printed on the chest, "Sharing Children".

Cai Gen led the walk, his mentality was completely erratic, and he was full of pride, which made him sweat nervously in his sleep.

Suddenly, an old man who scavenged waste appeared at the end of the street. He was very panicked when he saw the neat crowd coming from the opposite side, and turned to run away.

Cai Gen casually pointed at the old man, and shouted at all the gods behind him.

"Who is going? Take him down."

Just as Zhenshuiyin was about to escape, she was disturbed by the energy of various gods, and she was a step late.

As soon as the flames flashed among the crowd, a half-grown child rushed to the front on the Hot Wheels.

Arriving in front of the old scavengers like lightning, he stopped abruptly, got off Hot Wheels, and took out a fan with the imprint of sharing children, and started to show his business in a childish voice, with unskilled words on his back.

"Auntie, would you like a child-sharing service?
Two hundred yuan a month, yes, only two hundred yuan.

Four times of door-to-door care, 24-hour emergency response, that is, if you need anything, I will be in place at any time, as fast as I step on the Hot Wheels.

After you die, no, it doesn't sound good.

A hundred years from now, you are not right, not accurate,
Anyway, when your soul leaves your body and is ready to go to the next stop, we also have a gift package of benevolence, such as reincarnation without queuing, with blessings. "

The old scavenger was a little scared, as if he didn't understand what the other party said, but when he heard the money was asked, he trembled and shouted.

"I don't have that much money."

"It doesn't matter if you don't have enough money, installments are also fine.

Twelve installments, 36 installments, and 72 installments can be selected in various terms, and the interest is calculated on a daily basis for early repayment, and there is no handling fee.

In fact, there is not enough time in this life, and if it is not finished, it can be postponed to the next life.

We can all accept that a person's debt is not bad, and the agreement from life to life, we will always be by your side. "

Standing in the distance, Cai Gen began to nod in relief. This pre-job training is really in place, and the service is very considerate, especially the product design and payment method are really humane.

The old scavenger started to rummage through his bags, probably because he was persuaded, and wanted to pay for it, but after rummaging for a long time, he couldn't find a penny, so he just took out a bunch of bean bags and held them in his hand.

"I'm really out of money, can I change my career with bean buns?"

When Cai Gen saw the series of crushed beanbags stained with blood, he turned pale with fright, turned around and ran away, constantly uttering reminders.

"No bean buns, don't ask for bean buns, run away, he's a bad guy."

The gods from all walks of life were very obedient, Cai Gen just issued an early warning, and the birds and beasts immediately dispersed, which ran much faster than Cai Gen.

Cai Gen looked at the people going away, and the Hot Wheels with the first-class flames rushing past beside him, not to mention how uncomfortable he felt. With so many big people, could he let himself be left behind?
Looking back while running, the old man who scavenged rubbish had changed into an old man selling bean buns, dragging a lame leg, and was very fast, followed closely behind, holding up bean buns and shouting.

"Why don't you buy my bean bag, why can't you exchange it for a bean bag?"

Looking at it, Cai Gen was about to be smeared by the beanbag, and the phone rang to save him.

Opening his eyes, Cai Gen had a splitting headache, familiar discomfort, just like every morning of a hangover, remorse and self-blame are old friends, and they will never leave.

In the past Cai Gen hated these old friends very much, but now he is full of small happiness. With these feelings, it means that he is no longer in a dream, and he has also got rid of the annoying bean bag.

After a little relief, Cai Gen picked up the phone, and Cai Gen felt Yuanyuan's violent aura.

"What time is it, what time is it?

Why are you still here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? "

what time is it?Cai Gen sat up and looked at the quartz clock, it was past eleven o'clock.

Look at me sleeping all morning like this!
Hangovers are indeed harmful, but does it matter what time it is?
"It's past eleven, what's the matter?"

Yuanyuan's anger was about to burst out of the phone receiver.

"What's the matter?

Did you drink too much again?

What day is it today?
Have you forgotten what day it is today? "

what day?

Yesterday was the first day of junior high school, so today is the second day of junior high school.

Do you have any plans for the second grade?
Damn, when I went back to my natal family in the second day of junior high school, Cai Gen stood up in a jerk, still a little dizzy, but he regained his composure, and performed the interrupting stunt, very calm.

"Not much, no, not much.

If you don't call, I'm going out.

Just when you call, do you buy something or should I buy it?
To buy cigarettes or to buy alcohol, what is the standard?

If you want me to say a whole box of good soybean oil, it is affordable and practical, and the housekeeping is still low-key. "

Yuanyuan saw through Cai Gen's little trick in an instant, but she didn't say anything about it.

"You can figure it out, I'll take the kids first.

My mother said dinner at twelve o'clock, don't make us wait for you. "

In order to express dissatisfaction, Cai Gen didn't give Cai Gen a chance to continue talking nonsense, so he hung up the phone.

Cai Gen breathed a sigh of relief, sat down, and looked around.

The store has wiped away all traces of the drinking party last night, and everything has returned to normal.

It's not all back to normal, Tong Aiguo's loud snoring came from the camp bed behind the bar.

Cai Gen's eyes turned blue when he saw the breakfast that Xiao Er left for himself on the table, a bowl of porridge, fried steamed buns, and two poached eggs.

For Cai Gen, the biggest damage caused by foreign wine is not the nervous system, but the digestive system.

It was as if there were a lot of ants in the stomach, the kind of hard-working ants that gnawed Cai Gen to death, and food was the reward for the ants.

Before he could do anything, Cai Gen discovered that there was a large glass of Coke next to the rice porridge, which was obviously more attractive than food.

The snoring all night made my mouth dry, and I urgently needed a glass of fat house water to relieve it. After a good refreshment, I picked up the glass and drank it all in one gulp.

When the tongue called the police, Cai Gen didn't react, and when he understood what was going on, he had already swallowed it.

Drinking a glass of pure foreign wine, at least half a catty, stimulated Cai Gen's hangover nerves, and then he walked further and further down the road of confusion.

(End of this chapter)