human suffering

Chapter 136

Xiao Tianmao couldn't help explaining that he was so incompetent by Xiao Sun.

"Don't talk nonsense, Pan Gu is mentally ill. Everyone has just become sane. I greeted him politely, but in the end he hacked me to death with an axe. We don't know where we offended him. We dare not ask, and , I am not the first, I am the third."

The explanation is also very weak, basically the plot has not changed much, the first and the third are not so important, what is important is that they were hacked to death as soon as they were formed, really memorized.

Ignoring Xiao Tmall's explanation, Xiao Sun continued, but the funny look on his face was indescribable.

"After our big cat was hacked to death, his spirit wandered for thousands of years, and he was reincarnated by a meteorite from the sky and became a disaster, that is, a big black dog. He felt that Pangu had fallen, and his day of success had come, and he participated in the world war, but Unlucky, I stood on Chi You's side, and was overthrown by the Yellow Emperor, and was the first to be killed, killing the banner of his sacrifice."

This experience may make Xiaotianmao miss it very much. He doesn't care if he dies or not, and he doesn't care if he sacrifices the flag or not. His eyes look out of the window, as if through time and space, and he sees the glorious years of the past, the battlefield full of gunpowder smoke, drums The sound is loud, the sky is full of gods and monsters, and the sound of killing is shaking the sky. He rushed to the enemy line proudly, every step was majestic, and every step was indomitable. Rolling his eyes, he said leisurely,

"In the beginning, life was good. Chi You ate a lot of people every day and fooled me. After he won the Yellow Emperor, he let me be a great god and eat people casually. How affordable I was. He rushed up as soon as he started fighting, and then he was killed. There was a gang fight, Chi You and those cowards, I don’t know if it was because they ran slowly or had short legs, I was killed, they haven’t exchanged fire, but luckily they were also killed later, I feel a lot more balanced.”

This is a bit different from the myths and legends that Cai Gen understands. Chi You doesn't seem like a leader who can fool people. Could it be that he didn't fool the big cat, but he is brave because of his own wishful thinking?This Xiaotianmao died before leaving the teacher, which is relatively mediocre.

Putting away the dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen, Xiao Sun made a cup of tea for Cai Gen attentively, lit a cigarette, and began to think about how to say the following things, which would be euphemistic and not so direct, but thinking about it makes me feel silly Come out, because Fudou is really unlucky, very unlucky.

"Huo Dou died and entered the underworld. At the beginning, he was doing well. He guarded the Styx River with another white dog in shifts. He can be regarded as a watchdog of hell. This is a very important position in the underworld. He has been serious and domineering for a while. .

Later, Buddhism infiltrated the underworld, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva went, and everyone started to stand in line. After the mistake of standing in line last time, our big cat may also have doubts about his IQ, so he chose to be neutral and decided not to stand in line. As a result, the Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha did not persuade him much, so the big white dog chose Buddhism and became the favorite of the Ksitigarbha King. "

Xiaotianmao's eyes were moist with grievance, as if this experience really hurt him, when Xiao Sun mentioned this, he became impatient,

"You're bullshit, you're bullshit, your whole family is bullshit. Back then, Dabai promised me that she would live a life by herself without relying on anyone. As a result, she ran away with Ksitigarbha the first time. What about the promise? What about honesty? What about promises? What about unswerving love until death? Honest people are being bullied. Monkey, you don’t know my relationship with Dabai at all, don’t talk nonsense.”

Could it be that there is an indescribable thing between him and Di Ting?Is Di Ting a bitch?Cai Gen continued to speculate obscenely.

Xiao Sun was not annoyed when he was called a monkey, as if talking about the history of Xiao Tmall was the biggest counterattack,

"The big cat who doesn't rely on the three parties is of course the thorn in everyone's eyes. It's still such an important position. Can he be cheap? I made an excuse and wanted to click him, but I let the three parties play tricks and put him in the third eye. Became a pet. Sanyan didn't want to have him, mainly because his luck was too bad, and he was afraid to follow him, but he couldn't help it.

Three eyes, you all know that the blood is not pure, the grandmother is not close, the uncle is not in love, and he has no official position. He is just a mascot. Xuan's qualifications, in the past, everyone could get by with face, but after adding troubles, the three eyes turned into stinky shit, whoever saw them hid. "

Maybe the fact is that Sanyan is really miserable. On this point, Xiao Tianmao also suffered a lot from Sanyan and was unable to refute. He just looked at Cai Gen resentfully and aggrieved.

"Master, you said how miserable I am and how unlucky I am all these years. You should love me well, love me, and don't let me down."

Cai Gen also felt sorry for Xiao Tianmao. During the enlightenment education, he was the top student Pangu, and was expelled before he graduated.

When I went to the society to start a business with my elder brother, the company was annexed by the second generation of officials, Huang Di, and I lost my job directly.

After being laid off and returning home, he found a job as a janitor and watchman to make a living, but was squeezed out of his job by a related household.

In the end, he really didn't sell himself as a slave, and even drew lots for his master.

I thought I could start a new life after reincarnation, but in the end, even the species has changed. Can it be more miserable?

If you are unlucky and get a ranking, Xiaotianmao will be in the top three.

"Xiao Sun, if you say that he is so bad, will it affect our store's business?"

Cai Gen's sympathy was not aroused by such efforts to be cute. Xiao Tianmao was very frustrated, so he quickly defended himself.

"Master, don't worry, when luck hits the floor and it's time for me to take off, we will go hand in hand, support each other, and reach the pinnacle of life."

Zhen Shuiyin said out of time,

"There is a basement under the floor, and there are eighteen floors of hell under the basement. You still have the potential to be unlucky. Don't belittle yourself."

In a word, Xiaotian Mao was so embarrassed that he chatted to death. He lay down on the bar counter, stopped talking, and gave up resisting.

Cai Gen saw his own shadow in Xiaotianmao's sad past, although he was not as moved by Xiaotianmao's unlucky life, in his own life, he was suffering so much that he patted Xiaotianmao's Head, say it as kindly as possible,

"Little God, just be unlucky with me in the future, at least we still have canned fish and ham sausage."

This is not encouraging at all. Also, I haven’t eaten ham sausage and canned fish. At least I have a good attitude. I don’t mention the probationary period. It’s not bad.

"Master, I was not full just now, can you give me a ham sausage, what kind of taste?"

This is a matter of principle. You can be a pet, but you can’t be spoiled. What people eat is what people eat, and you can’t give it to cats. Cai Gen waved his hand,

"It's too late. It's not easy for you to train your muscles. You can't indulge yourself. Go to sleep. You won't be hungry when you fall asleep."

Xiaotianmao really wanted to call out to Goddess Wang that his rations had been taken away, but he didn't dare, so he could only sleep hard to relieve his hunger.

(End of this chapter)