human suffering

Chapter 1563 The first pass was better

When did Cai Gen wake up?

Xiong Chumo woke up when he said the opening poem.

Actually, the point is not when did he wake up, but when did he fall asleep?

Cai Gen fell asleep at the moment when the red hijab of the small car was lifted, and when his eyes were suddenly filled with yellow and orange gold bricks.

To be precise, it shouldn't be falling asleep, Cai Gen's mind just went blank.

Because it was too shocking, the brain was completely unprepared, accepting everything I saw in front of me, out of self-protection, to avoid being too excited to collapse.

So, self-hypnotized.

Then, Cai Gen seemed to fall asleep. In fact, in his sleep, he experienced countless scenes of seeing gold bricks and countless assumptions. After getting used to it, Cai Gen's thinking came back online.

The reason for this is not to blame that Cai Gen is ignorant, let alone that he has a bad mentality.

In fact, these years, because poverty has brought him too much pressure, it has directly limited his imagination.

As a result, the actual situation was beyond the scope of imagination, and the phone was directly disconnected and crashed.

After going online again, Cai Gen certainly couldn't make a fuss about being discovered.

Just watching Xiong Chumo bragging silently.

Of course, he himself didn't know what he missed.

I just thought Xiong Chumo was showing off.

The chopsticks were split into two, and the strike was clean and neat. Cai thought it was a normal phenomenon.

Use the average score to show Xiong Chumo's skill.

As a result, the average score turned out to be impossible.

This is a bit interesting.

Cai Gen actually misread the key point.

Since the average score cannot appear, is there anything else to show off?

Anyone can do it, right?
As if seeing the disdain in Cai Gen's eyes, Xiong Chumo felt uncomfortable.

Originally, this move was a bonus item, but it turned into a deduction item. Is this okay?
Besides, a few days ago, it was just that the fortune teller was inaccurate, which made him very puzzled, thinking that the patriarch would not reward this bowl of rice.

As a result, today is an unpredictable day, what is the situation?
Xiong Chumo wasn't discouraged, and he didn't explain any more. He threw another chopstick, raised the axe and dropped the chopsticks.

Or average, where both ends of the scale weigh equally.

Xiong Chumo couldn't believe it, let alone accept it.

I chopped off four more chopsticks in a row, but the result was exactly the same.

The scales are fairly flat, unbiased, and right in the middle.

Is it really rusty?
Or which child was naughty and stained it with glue?
He pulled out a hair at random and placed it on one end of the balance.

That end is directly pressed down, and the sensitivity is no problem.

Could it be that the difference in weight between the two ends of the chopsticks is no more than a hair?
Although he has been in the supernatural circle for many years, Xiong Chumo feels that today is too supernatural.

If it is once or twice, it can be explained by accident.

What about six in a row?
With turmoil in his heart, Xiong Chumo nodded slightly.

Calmly put the balance and small ax into the cloth pocket.

Gently bowed in the direction of Cai Gen and took the curtain call.

"Then, the above is the firewood chopping rhyme created by me, Xiong Chumo.

Thank you for your support, I'm done.

Come on, Boss Cai just woke up, let's continue eating. "

I'm going, it's so powerful.

It's obvious that the acting is a mess, okay?

After bragging for a long time without beginning or end, an accident happened directly when he started.

Don't give an explanation, just slide over?
This is how rich stage performance experience can be done.

In his more than 60 years of practice, how many performance accidents have there been?
Cai Gen admired in his heart, he couldn't accept it.

Xiaosun and Xiaotian quit.

"Old man, are you kidding me?
You cut the chopsticks in half, how can I grab them with my hands? "

"Yeah, did you deliberately tease us?"

Cai Gen heard the sound and saw that it was true.

Eight pairs of chopsticks for four people, demonstrated six times, only Cai Gen's chopsticks were intact.

"Forget it, let's stop here, why do I feel like I've been eating for a long time?

After the meal was eaten and the show was over, we said goodbye. "

When Xiong Chumo heard this, he immediately lost his temper.

In the first half of the show, you obviously fell asleep, okay?
Cai Gen didn't eat for a long time, but slept for a long time, okay?
"Boss Cai, actually, just now
Well, I agree to this marriage.

It is said that female juniors hold gold bricks.

My granddaughter is nine years older than your son, so let's hold three gold bricks.

Come on, Haizi, hug me the gold brick. "

This time, Xiong Chumo didn't use his hands.

Xiong Haizi took the initiative to pick up the three gold bricks, which wasn't too difficult.

Xiaosun and Xiaotian looked at each other, are they going to repeat everything that happened when Cai Gen was sleeping?

It's as if it was a rehearsal just now, and now it's the official performance?

There are more than 100 episodes of the series, and it is hard to watch [-] episodes, and the TV station rebroadcasts it directly, which is a bit uncomfortable.

As if seeing Xiaosun and Xiaotian's hesitation, Xiong Chumo directly added drama to himself.

"Third Uncle, no, Boss Cai.

According to the size of this gold brick, one piece is about the same.”

Xiao Sun shocked Xiong Chumo as a heavenly being.

He repeated what he said just now verbatim, like a teleprompter.

Xiaotianmao was also dumbfounded, and he forgot what he said just now.

However, don't worry, Xiong Haizi helped Xiao Tianmao speak the lines.

"Grandpa, Tuantuan still goes to school."

Xiong Chumo raised the stack of red books on the table high, and took another shot.

"Eighteen sets of houses in the school district."

"Grandpa, I don't want it, I still have to go to school."

"No, Boss Cai has spoken, we must respond to our requests.

Don't dare to disobey, otherwise it will be a disaster of extermination. "

"Wait a minute."

Xiong Chumo and Xiong Haizi have been working hard to create an atmosphere while recalling their lines.

It is in the highest state of performance, the stage of harmony between man and nature, and the stage of forget-me-not.

Suddenly being interrupted, no matter how difficult it is to enter the state, the rhythm is disrupted.

Xiong Haizi stomped his feet angrily.

"Who, what are you doing?

What's the matter, can't you ask after the performance?

Do you have any quality? "

Xiong Chumo was also very angry at being interrupted, but he recognized that it was Cai Gen who asked the question.

There was no such interaction just now, so it seemed a bit abrupt.

"Hai Zi, what are you talking about?

Boss Cai, what's your question? "

play?
Are they acting?
Cai Gen, who saw it for the first time, asked Xiaosun and Xiaotian for confirmation.

They both nodded at the same time.

"Third Uncle, when your mind was wandering just now, you have already done it all over again."

"Master, I still feel that the first time is more emotional.

Especially in the face of an irresistible fate, Xiong Haizi's emotion of throwing gold bricks to the ground.

The second time was noticeably less helpless than the first. "

"Bitch cat, if you say that, I also feel better for the first time.

For the fate of the family, he did not hesitate to sacrifice his granddaughter's lifelong happiness.

When the old man passed it for the first time, tears filled his eyes with deep self-blame.

At the same time, there is a little luck in the mood of self-blame.

I am happy to be able to climb high branches.

But this little luck made him very ashamed.

The triple emotions are superimposed, appearing flesh and blood, very contradictory, and very real.

The second time, the performance was a little flat, not brilliant. "

Xiong Chumo and Xiong Haizi looked at each other, and then looked at Cai Gen at the same time.

"How about we do it again?"

(End of this chapter)