human suffering

Chapter 1716

After Kang Xiaosheng helped Yang San put on his hat, he looked up, down, left, and right for a long time, feeling something was wrong.

Finally, he found the problem.

"Erlang, wearing a hat with bare buttocks looks a bit perverted."

Zhang Xiaoli pulled Kang Xiaosheng away and began to dress Yang San.

"What are you doing in such a hurry to wear a hat?
There seems to be something wrong, it seems that you are active? "

Yao Xiaozhen and Li Xiaohao squatted down and began to put on socks and shoes for Yang San. They were also very skilled.

Yes, they really smuggled a complete set of socks, even underwear.

It seems that every morning, the six Meishan brothers have to carry out this set of procedures, serving Yang Jian to dress and wear hats.

Cai Gen and the others watched silently, and couldn't help but sigh in their hearts.

As expected of the young master of a big family, he needs six people to serve him simply to put on clothes. If you don't see it with your own eyes, you can't believe it.

And look at this outfit smuggled from heaven, full of luxury.

Sure enough, people depend on clothes, and horses depend on saddles.

There is a difference between heaven and earth with the wretched and vulgar Yang San.

Guo Xiaoshen saw that Yang San was equipped with equipment, and took out a three-pointed two-edged gun from his pants.

This weapon was more than three meters long, and its arms were thick and thin, which made Cai Gen's jaw drop in shock.

This group of people really are all jugglers, if you find time, you must ask Xiao Sun, what is the secret to hiding everything in their pants?

Yang San took the three-pointed double-edged gun and played with it for a while, looking for a familiar feeling.

I always feel that there is something missing, so I look at Zhi Xiaojian.

Zhi Xiaojian was also considered clever, and quickly handed over a dark rope with an invisible material and a bell on it.

Huh?
What magic weapon is this?
Cai Gen watched TV dramas before, but he didn't realize that Yang Jian had this equipment on him.

"Xiao Sun, what is that rope for?
Tie fairy rope? "

Xiao Sun shook his head.

"Third Uncle, the immortal rope is white, not this one.

Could it be Wonder Woman's thread of truth? "

Cai Gen rolled his eyes, and Xiao Sun read a lot of miscellaneous books.

"The cord of truth is golden, and not this one.

I've been caught before, and I really can't tell lies.

It made me self-hypnotic and passed that level.

Thinking about it now, it's really exciting.

I miss the feeling of being bound and helpless. "

After Pu Luo showed his story, everyone grinned.

This old and unscrupulous, what bondage, what bondage, miss Mao.

"Is it his belt?
I was not very familiar with it before, so I haven't read it. "

The teddy bear also offered advice and helped Cai Gen speculate.

This group of people was talking nonsense here, but Yang San grabbed the black rope and whistled in the direction of Xiao Tianmao.

A bold idea came to Cai Gen's mind.

"Fuck, it can't be a dog leash, right?
Xiaotian, didn't you say brother?
You treat him like a brother, but he treats you like a pet?

No matter what, I can't tie you down.

Not much harm, just too insulting. "

Xiao Tianmao wiped the embarrassment in his heart, and his face was upright.

"Master, are you thinking too much?
We are all people of status, how can we be as low as you think.

What dog leash is not a dog leash?
Why do you speak so harshly?
That's called civilized public deso.

Bringing that rope proves that we are all civilized and good gods who abide by public morals, not mountain peasants, wild and barbaric vulgar people.

When we are in heaven, we also have to obey the rules. "

Although the words in his mouth were just and righteous, Xiao Tianmao's small steps expressed his ten thousand reluctances.

After all, under Yang San's urging whistle, he walked over.

Yang San squatted down amiably, hung the black rope around Xiaotianmao's neck with her own hands, and patted his head.

"Brother, I didn't hold you in my hand, so I felt that I didn't know what to do.

You turned into a cat, so cute, there is nothing wrong with you except being ugly.

Well now, we're finally back together.

Damn, dare to provoke our brother, want to go blind.

My uncle is the Jade Emperor.

My eldest aunt is the Queen Mother.

My nephew is Chen Xiang.

I also have seven beautiful cousins.

Who dares to mess with us?yeah!
Yes, that's what I said at the beginning, that's how confident I am! "

The other six people followed the rhythm, stepped on the last point, and said yes at the same time as Yang San.

Only Xiaotianmao was half a beat behind, and finally said that sound.

Yang San was very dissatisfied, and tugged on the rope in her hand with concern.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?
Shouting unevenly, lacking momentum?

In the past, every time we went out to bully people, didn't we always shout like that?

Are you rusty already?
Don't let anyone underestimate us, come on, let's do it again.

Let me start, this time I must have it all.

one two Three.

Damn, dare to provoke our brother, want to go blind.

My uncle is the Jade Emperor.

My eldest aunt is the Queen Mother.

My nephew is Chen Xiang.

I also have seven beautiful cousins.

Who dares to mess with us?yeah! "

This time, even though Xiaotianmao was reluctant, he still yelled out.

Seven people and one dog, the slogan is unified, and the image is even more distinctive.

The son of a rich family, with the image of a vicious servant and a vicious dog, stood up and was extremely firm.

Before Cai Gen could laugh out loud, Xiao Sun laughed first.

"Yes, that's the smell.

The rest is to run wild in the countryside, and give Axiong and the others a blessing. "

The teddy bear couldn't laugh anymore, the scene in front of him brought back infinite bad memories.

Pulling Caigen's leg, he whispered a warning.

"Boss Cai, you have to be careful with this guy, it's worse than Yang San.

Compared with him, Yang San is at least a little bit more tempered.

I really regret why I didn't kill Yang San just now.

It's too late now, you have to cover me. "

Feeling the trembling on the teddy bear, it seemed that he was really scared.

Cai Gen feels that it is normal for people to be arrogant and domineering, with a little personality of their own, aren't they all tempered?
The point should be to set the rules and have nothing to worry about.

Yang San finally found the original feeling, holding Xiao Tianmao in one hand, and holding a three-pointed double-edged gun in the other, leaning against the captain and general, squinting at the dumbfounded Zeus in the sky.

"That old Bideng, what's the matter?
Without a physical body, the primordial spirit is so powerful.

You weren't afraid of being a Da Luo Jinxian before, right? "

Xiao Tianmao felt that Yang San was a bit cross-talking.

"Erlang, people from different worlds have different power systems.

Don't be careless, a god king should not be underestimated. "

Yang San spat on the ground in a very uncivilized way.

"Grandma, which realm doesn't listen to my uncle?
Mother uncle, how dare you not give my uncle face? "

Holding a three-pointed and two-edged gun, he pointed at Zeus, the king of gods who are high above him.

"Catch! Old Bideng, what are you doing standing so high?
Hurry down and kneel down and beg for mercy, hand over the treasure, wife and children. "

Zeus was dumbfounded, did he encounter a catastrophe?

I was so angry that I couldn't talk anymore.

"I am Zhenjun Guan Jiangkou Erlang, the nephew of the Jade Emperor.

God has the virtue of good life, so you can die with peace of mind.

In the future, I will help you spend your money, and I will help you take care of your wife and children. "

Zeus finally came to his senses, and his overwhelming anger turned into a lightning bolt that struck Yang San.

(End of this chapter)