human suffering

Chapter 1846 A lot of boredom

Cai Gen touched his head and fantasized for a while.

The scene of being washed to pieces by the high-pressure water gun made my whole body chill with fright.

"Brother Qiu, don't be joking, I have been timid since I was a child.

I have been staying up late all these years, and my blood pressure is already high.

You changed me to a big water pump again, isn't this simply killing me?

Are you used to taking antihypertensive drugs? "

Gaiqiu enjoyed Cai Gen's helplessness and cherished such a time.

If Cai Gen really became the God of Suffering, there would be no such fun.

Or when the time comes, Cai Gen can only watch other people's fun.

"Cai Gen, are you panicking?"

"Brother Qiu, can I not panic?
After going out, the blood vessels burst directly, performing fountains, what to do? "

"Cai Gen, are you busy?"

"Can I be busy?

Does the outside world still need me to save?
I can't delay even for a minute, can't I race against time to save lives? "

"Cai Gen, are you kidding?"

"Where am I kidding, after you re-educated me, Brother Qiu, I have changed my past, and made the project of the God of Suffering the focus of my future life, and that is also the meaning of my existence.

If you don't help me, you're hindering the god of suffering from doing the project.

Do you know it's a crime? "

Gaiqiu took a deep breath, absolutely not to let Cai Gen put this hat on himself, otherwise, if he meets the master again in the future, he will not be able to meet him again.

"Oh, Cai Gen, do you understand the principle that slow things make things smooth?

Give your body a little time to adapt, okay?

Finally upgraded you with a useful part.

Why don't you know how to be grateful?
Wait a little longer, don't worry, wait a little longer. "

Cai Gen actually felt that what Gaiqiu said made sense, but he panicked for a while.

After stabilizing my emotions, I tried to speak plainly.

"Brother Qiu, how long will it take for my body to adapt?
Don't I have a life-saving mechanism?
Did it fail?

Why was my near-death experience so real?
If you pass out a little later, you will feel like your head is about to explode? "

Gaiqiu stretched himself on the Arhat bed, as if he would not panic.

"Cai Gen, if there is no external intervention, your body will take a while to adapt.

As for how long it takes to adapt, it depends on your physical fitness.

Who said your life-saving mechanism has failed?
You are not dead?

Aren't you talking nonsense here?

I suggest you, calm down, cultivate your body and mind, which is more conducive to the harmony between your body and your heart.

For example, reading books, meditating, making life plans, and reflecting on the first half of your life.

Calm down, you will gain a lot. "

Ok?
Is this some kind of mentality?

Need to do something to achieve peace of mind and body?

Cai Gen got serious right away.

"Brother Qiu, if you do what you say, what can you gain?"

"Being able to gain a lot, a lot, is boring, hahahaha.

In addition to being boring and wasting time, there is nothing to gain from bullshit, hahahaha. "

"Gaiqiu, what the hell are you doing?"

Cai Gen really wanted to fight, but he was afraid that he would not be able to beat Gaiqiu, so he had to endure it.

The flow of time here is different from the real world, and I don't know how long it has passed.

Cai Gen's boredom has reached the limit, and he can't bear it anymore.

"Brother Qiu, it's almost there. I think it's been a long time."

Gai Qiu didn't say anything, just nodded slightly, as if agreeing.

Cai Gen suddenly opened his eyes, returned to his real body, saw the white roof, and Xiao Sun beside him.

Xiao Sun put his feet on his bed, sat on a chair and fell asleep.

Cai Gen didn't dare to do strenuous exercise, and tried to breathe steadily.

As a result, the smell of Xiao Sun's sweaty feet entered Cai Gen's nose uncontrollably.

"Xiao Sun, can you put your shoes on?"

Xiao Sun was very alert and stood up immediately.

"Third Uncle, are you awake?

Are you all right? "

Cai Gen made every movement very carefully, even when he blinked and breathed carefully, he didn't dare to speak loudly, and spoke softly to prevent his blood vessels from bursting.

"It's too early to say it's okay.

I still need time to adapt, and I dare not act rashly.

How long have I been sleeping, why are you here by yourself?
Tamamo, are they here?
Did you pick up the plate that came back?
By the way, where is this place?
Not luxurious at all, what about the 24-hour escort? "

It was a little difficult for Xiao Sun to listen to Cai Gen's words, and he could only hear clearly when he moved his head forward.

"Third Uncle, why are you so hypocritical?

It's hard to talk, so don't worry about others.

Yuzao came, and had already taken the return plate from Banzhijia.

Everyone else is going back and forth busy, I'm the only one here to accompany you.

This is the Syracuse Nursing Home.

Originally in their intensive care unit, Xiong Haizi said that the feng shui pattern here has been broken by those Buddha statues, and the intensive care unit is prone to foul play, fearing that you will not recover well, so I found you a room with good feng shui.

As for the [-]-hour escort, Lang Jiahao did arrange it.

I changed several of them, all of them were little girls, wearing silk stockings and nurse uniforms.

It doesn't look like a worker at first glance, and it's not a sex shop. Who is it for?

Besides, it's not convenient for them to take care of you.

Didn't wiping your body take advantage of you?

If the third aunt finds out, won't it destroy your innocence?
I was all kicked out, and my third uncle was better than them. "

"Smelly monkey, what the hell are you?"

Cai Gen closed his eyes, and many figures of Yingying and Yanyan appeared in his mind, taking care of himself meticulously, his blood pressure surged up instantly, and the symptoms of headache began again.

He hurriedly took a long breath, suppressing the anger in his heart, and didn't want to look at Xiao Sun anymore.

There are many things, can I still expect a monkey to understand?
What a great opportunity this is!

I was passively enjoying a special service, and I was unconscious, and no one could make sense of it.

It seems that Lang Jiahao must have understood his own thoughts, that's why he made such a thoughtful arrangement.

In the end, it was all ruined by this stinky monkey, Cai Gen was really upset.

Xiao Sun didn't understand why Cai Gen scolded him, and he didn't feel that he did something wrong.

"Third Uncle, what's wrong with me?"

How should Cai Gen answer?

No matter what, I can't say it.

Forget it, I'm all to blame for not explaining clearly, it's almost impossible to say a word.

"Xiao Sun, I feel sorry for you.

Look at you, have you not washed your feet for a week?
I asked them to arrange a 24-hour escort because I was afraid that you would be too tired.

Why don't you understand my heart?

Why don't you love your body? "

Xiao Sun Quan thought that what Cai Gen said was true, and he looked indifferent.

"Third Uncle, you are thinking too much.

I should eat, sleep, and not be tired at all.

You can't run away, worry like a dead man.

No hassle at all. "

Cai Gen couldn't hold back that blood, he really wanted to spray Xiaosun in the face.

"By the way, third uncle, there is good news and bad news.

Which do you want to hear first? "

Cai Gen's heart is that he doesn't want to hear anyone, especially Xiao Sun.

(End of this chapter)