human suffering

Chapter 2049 Durian Man Chacha

Looking at the little friend who fell beside him, Cai Gen was puzzled.

"Why are you reacting so much?

Isn't this Durian Man?

Didn't you see this cartoon when you were young? "

All the friends who fell, even Arasha started shaking their heads.

I don't know what kind of childhood Cai Gen experienced.

Cai Gen scratched his bald head and began to doubt himself.

Did I remember wrongly?

"No, you really haven't seen it?
It is said that there is a child who loves to eat durian since he was a child.

Then it was stinked to death by the durian and turned into a durian fruit.

It was picked up by an old man and a bunch of durians were planted.

Then grandpa was taken away by the snake spirit.

Children popped out of the durian, wearing durian battle armor, able to bend and stretch, big or small, playing and singing, omnipotent.

Then he destroyed the goblin's lair, rescued his grandfather, and was finally remembered by the world as the Durian Man.

Have you not seen this cartoon?
I remember when I watched this cartoon, because I was in the north, I had never seen the fruit durian in the south.

Everyone thinks that the durian has thorns all over its body, like a meteor hammer, and it smells so bad. How could it be something to eat? It should be a different kind of weapon.

I remember that Fly used his Xiang to make Durian Man's armor. It was really powerful and made us all sick.

Don't you have childhood? "

After Cai Gen narrated in detail, the faces of the friends became even uglier.

No one spoke, only Xiao Sun resisted and explained.

"Third Uncle, you are talking about Calabash Baby, right?

Did I remember wrongly? "

Cai Gen shook his head seriously.

"Oh, Xiao Sun, don't I know the gourd baby?
Isn't that seven babies? The Durian Man I'm talking about has only one.

It seems that the inspiration for the creation of Cucurbit Baby is the reference of Durian Man.

I still remember Durianman's big move, the stinky attack, as long as he opens his mouth, all enemies will be stunned and vomit.

I forget the exact pose, but it's very handsome anyway. "

This one
Everyone couldn't hear Cai Gen's words.

Because I don't know if Cai Gen is talking nonsense on purpose or if he means something.

Loki nodded, approached Cai Gen, and patted Cai Gen on the shoulder to express his understanding.

"What brother said must be true.

You haven't heard of it, you can only say that you are ignorant.

The God of Suffering has been reincarnated for an unknown number of generations.

Sometimes in the human world, sometimes in an accident, maybe reincarnated in a different dimension, that is, a parallel universe or something, that's normal.

It's just that it is possible to awaken when reincarnated into the human world.

Brother, during your reincarnation, it's perfectly normal to have some memories of parallel universes. You don't need to be serious with them. If you say yes, you will have them.

Well, this guy will be called Durian Man from now on.

After all, it is my eldest brother who has the grace of reinvention. Give him a name, even if he is called a dog, he will have to bear it. "

"Fuck off, you are the durian man, your whole family is all durian man.

I can't do it, absolutely not, call me Durian Man, who am I going to turn against.

I am the marshal of Zhongtan, Grand Master of Tongtian, Great General of Weiling, Great God of Santan Haihui, Third Prince Nezha, how can you make fun of me? "

It doesn't matter to others, Cha Cha will definitely not do it.

Shaking superficially, waving his hands vigorously.

Almost rounded the six arms.

It's good that he didn't move, but with this movement, there was another burst of stench, which made people's eyes burn.

Cai Gen hurriedly stopped Nezha, waved his hand towards Nezha, and signaled him not to move.

Then, covering his gas mask, he walked into Chacha.

No matter how stinky it is, it is made by myself, so you should take a good look at it.

"Chacha, how are you feeling now?"

"It feels good, the memory of the past has been fully restored.

Cai Gen, I am grateful to your eight generations of ancestors for your great kindness and virtue today. "

Chacha said the words of thanks viciously, and Cai Gen felt a chill in his heart.

If he is really Nezha, how will he get along with him in the future?
"Chacha, are you really Nezha?

Is that Nezha that Miss Fei likes? "

Cha Cha was also taken aback when he heard this.

"Why does Sister Fei like me?"

Cai Gen scratched his head, thought about it, and then sang.

"When I think of you, you are in my mind, when I think of you, you are in my mind.

Don't you know the songs Sister Fei specially wrote for you?
When I miss you, you are making troubles, making troubles.

Nezha is making trouble in the sea, has anyone else made trouble in the sea?

If you are really Nezha, it is impossible not to know, right? "

Chacha three heads are sweating, even if I have three heads, I can't beat Cai Gen, is it time to talk about the lyrics?

The three heads looked around in turn, and finally set their eyes on Xiao Sun.

"Smelly monkey, are you a stinky monkey?
How did you get into this?
Even the blood of the stone monkey is lost? "

Xiao Sun's heart was directly pierced, and his face turned red.

In my current situation, I was afraid of meeting acquaintances, but in the end I kept acquainting.

In the past, I didn't burn and hang out with Nezha, but now and here, things are different.

Seeing that Xiao Sun was suffering, Yang San hurriedly stood up and claimed his identity.

"Third grandson, are you pretending to be a little chicken?

You are already durian hero, but you still have the nerve to say my father-in-law.

You don't piss to see what kind of virtue you are. "

Only then did Chacha look at Yang San and immediately smiled.

"Ah, it turns out that the third eye is also there, this time it's alright, the three of us can fight the landlord again.

I remember the last time we fought landlords, you two still owe me money.

Do you want to clear the account today? "

Yang San spat on the ground.

"Fart, the last time I invited you two to drink flowers and wine, I paid the bill.

You didn't pay a penny, do you have the face to ask me for money? "

Chacha is a little happy to see the bad friend.

"Hehe, but you're doing pretty badly now, Three Eyes.

Why did you call your father-in-law with the stinky monkey?

Then you should call me third uncle, talking about it from the stinky monkey.

Come on, call third uncle, third uncle will buy you candy to eat. "

Yang San rolled her eyes directly, feeling bitter in her heart.

He also doesn't want to meet acquaintances now, since he is a descendant from his grandson.

When Cai Gen saw this posture, he was really a Nezha.

It's just that he didn't expect that he had such a good relationship with Xiao Sun and Yang San.

Remember the legend that they are rivals, enemies.

"Chacha, if you are Nezha, I have a question, I don't know if I should say it or not."

Cha Cha looked at Cai Gen and felt that he was serious, so he became serious himself.

"But it doesn't matter, Cai Gen, thanks to you, I have reshaped my body.

From now on, we are not considered outsiders. "

Cai Gen nodded, and finally spoke.

"Nezha, can each of your three heads think independently?

If the opinions of the three heads are not unified, how should a decision be made?
Is it drawing lots, drawing lots, or throwing shoes?

What should I do if I lose and refuse to accept?
If the three heads cannot think independently, they can only rely on one head.

Are the other two grown for disgusting people?
It doesn't meet the aesthetics, and it's useless. The most important thing is a waste hat.

Have you ever thought about this question? "

Cha Cha was taken aback for a second, then fell into deep thought.

The three heads fell into deep thought together.

(End of this chapter)