human suffering

Chapter 2783: The Last Monkey

Cai Gen was shocked when he entered the sedan chair.

It turned out that these two people were neither sitting nor lying down.

Looking at their outlines from the outside, it looked like one was sitting and the other was lying, like Dongfang Bubai.

As a result, one was standing in green clothes.

One is kneeling in red clothes.

These are obviously two dwarfs.

Judging from her appearance, she is pretty good.

Each of them has handsome features and is dressed elegantly.

I just can't tell the difference between male and female.

Cai Gen felt that it was a bit straining on his cervical spine to lower his head while talking while standing.

He simply sat cross-legged in front of them.

"You are, the Lord God?
One semester and two more semesters of pretentiousness?"

A group of dwarfs looked at each other and laughed.

“My name is Izanagi, but I don’t like this name.

When I got the script, I protested.

I prefer people to call me Green Stick."

The dwarf in green clothes spoke fluent Mandarin.

Cai Gen understood it very thoroughly.

The dwarf in red clothes serves as a supplement.

"Like my brother, I don't like the name Izanami.

I prefer people to call me Red Stick.

But, Lord Jiutian forced us to follow the script.

There is nothing we can do.”

Cai Gen looked at the pair of sticks and smiled helplessly.

Can’t we leave without the stick this time?

Just came out from Nara’s hometown in Korea.

As a result, I met these two Koreans again. It’s so unlucky.

“Okay then, red and green sticks.

What does your script say?

Green Stick suddenly took out a ball from behind.

In the limited space of the sedan, he somersaulted.

“It’s in the script.

Anyone who can make it here is considered the best in this land.

They are quite worshipful and fanatical about gods and pantheons.

At this time, we have to perform a trick for him."

As he spoke, the green stick began to head the ball.

The posture is not much different from that of the seals in the oceanarium.

Hongbangzi stopped kneeling and took out a steel ring from behind.

Then I touched it and found that the steel ring was on fire.

Let the green stick hold the fire steel ring and start to move around the steel ring.

“Oh, and there are lines.

Hero, let us, this pair of extremely noble gods, play a trick on you.

If you have money, you can support the show with money; if you don’t have money, you can support the show with your presence.

As long as it makes you happy, we will be content."

Cai Gen felt a chill down his spine.

The smile on his face began to stiffen.

What kind of brain circuit is this?

How can the legendary main god be so conspicuous by performing such acrobatics?
"Okay, great, come on, one more."

Even though he was extremely reluctant, since Cai Gen was sitting in the audience, he started cheering out of habit.

As soon as applause broke out here, Zhazha finished his work and got on the sedan chair.

After seeing this scene, I was stunned.

Sitting quietly behind Cai Gen, he clapped and cheered along.

There were a lot of arms, the applause was thunderous, and the atmosphere was very good.

With cheers and red and green sticks, the performance became more enthusiastic.

Everyone in the RV waited for Cai Gen for a long time, but there was no response.

And also heard bursts of cheers.

Out of curiosity, they all got out of the RV and got into the sedan.

Then I was stunned by the scene before me.

No one could have imagined that they would see this scene.

I saw Cai Gen smoking and clapping, but I didn’t know what he was saying.

They all quickly got into character and joined the atmosphere group.

"Come on, live well!"

"Great, one more!"

With the cheers, the red and green sticks worked harder.

Breaking stones on the chest, swallowing swords, flying, all the circus acts were put on.

This performance lasted two hours and there was no repetition.

Finally, Cai Gen felt sleepy.

Suddenly, the red and green sticks bowed and thanked each other.

“It’s over. Everything written in the script has been performed.

If you want to see it again, come back tomorrow.

We originally agreed that we would only perform once a day. If we need to work overtime, we need to apply in advance.”

Green Stick said, wiping the non-existent sweat.

After Hongbangzi knelt down, she touched up her makeup.

"Don't say that, you guys have hearts as solid as rocks.

People who have been here before would break down and cry after watching our performance and they gave it a 10 or 8 point rating.

You guys are the best audience we've ever seen."

Cai Gen rubbed his legs, which had become numb from sitting, and was about to get up.

Sat down again.

“Add one more game, we haven’t seen enough.

I haven't seen such a good show in a long time.

Add one more game and I’ll give you a reward.”

As he said this, Xiaotianmao looked at him in disbelief.

Cai Gen took out a bottle of liquid spiritual energy and handed it to the red and green sticks.

The red and green sticks didn't care at first.

Isn’t it just a bottle of mineral water?
Who cares?

However, when Hongbangzi opened it and smelled it, his eyes lit up immediately.

Insert it directly into your mouth and finish it in one gulp.

The green stick also smelled the scent of spiritual energy.

Come up quickly and grab it.

For a moment, the former good brothers, now husband and wife, started to quarrel in the sedan chair like vicious dogs fighting for food.

Cai Gen was very satisfied with the effect and wanted to start clapping again.

Xiaotianmao finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Master, how did you do this?
Why do they listen to you so much?

Aren’t they the main gods?
Isn't he the god worshipped by this land?

Why is it so unbearable? "

Cai Gen shrugged, indicating that he was also helpless.

“I don’t know either, as soon as I came in they started to perform for me.

I do not know why either.

It may be a routine operation, nothing specific.

They are all scripts of Bodhisattva Jiu Tian.

But I don’t understand the meaning of this script.”

Everyone looked at He Naizi.

He Naizi looked outside the sedan chair, obviously unable to say anything.

At the critical moment, Shi Huozhu's big fat head finally came in handy.

“This script is quite vicious.

From this point of view, Jiu Tian Bodhisattva is indeed quite abnormal. "

Ok?
Cai Gen didn't care at all and watched the green and red sticks fighting in the nest.

Turning his head, he looked at Shi Huozhu.

"Azhu, what do you say?"

"Brother Cai, think about it.

If a road of glory was set up in our place.

Our strong men have gone through numerous tests and have remained firm in their beliefs.

After escaping death by a hair's breadth, he finally came before the main god whom he had worshipped since childhood.

As a result, the god whom I have admired so much since childhood turned out to be a clown.

And I gave you a sideshow, what do you think? "

Yes, what do you think?

Cai Gen pondered for a moment and his eyes lit up.

"I wonder if it's time to give a reward?"

Shi Huozhu couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"Brother, let me give you another example.

If you take the road to glory, you will meet Emperor Fuxi and Empress Nuwa in the end.

As a result, the two of them perform a juggling act for you.

Will your faith collapse?
Will your faith in the Tao be shattered?

The strong foundation that has always supported you will be destroyed.

I feel like everything is fake.

I feel like nothing makes sense.

I feel like I've been made fun of.

My life is a joke.

Disappointment, despair, unwillingness, grievance, all negative emotions will surge into my heart, and I will be devastated from then on."

Whoops.

Don't say it, really don't say it.

After Shi Huozhu's analysis, Cai Gen finally understood the malicious intentions of Jiu Tian Bodhisattva's script.

It doesn't kill the person, but it destroys his heart.

So Cai Gen made an even more hasty decision.

He took out another bottle of spiritual water.

"Hey, stop snatching it.

Do you have any idea of ​​changing jobs?

Come and perform in my store.

Plenty of spiritual water.

Think about it?"