human suffering

Chapter 2796: Dujian and Bangbang

"Great?"

Cai Gen gritted his teeth and called out the corny nickname.

After shouting, I really wanted to slap myself in the face.

Who would coax a stick?

Bangbang, who was lying on the sofa, straightened his back instantly.

He leaped into the air skillfully and fell into Cai Gen's arms.

By the way, it wrapped around Cai Gen's waist.

I was going to tie a bow on it, but it wasn't long enough.

I could only go around it casually and tie a loose knot.

"Master, I knew you hadn't forgotten Bang Bang.

However, your waistline seems to have gained weight again.

Can you eat less low-quality protein and lose some weight? "

Cai Gen looked at the stick on his waist, and his mind was filled with nothing but question marks.

Could this be the equipment that the God of Bitterness once owned?

A wooden stick, tied around the waist?

As a belt?

Or a decoration?
The problem is, everything seems a bit forced.

In addition to gossiping, it also hurts Cai Gen's heart.

"Well, great, you come down first.

I have a special case and have lost some of my memory.

Are we acquainted?
Why are you here?
What are you doing here? "

Bangbang is quite realistic and knows that Cai Gen doesn't remember him.

He immediately left Cai Gen's body and returned to the sofa.

"Ah? Master, you're changing shifts again?
That's not right. The feeling you give me this time doesn't seem like you're changing shifts.
In the past, even if I changed shifts, I would still retain some of my memories.

I should always be in the part where you are kept.

Apparently, this isn't just a simple shift change.

There's something wrong with the smell on you.

Let me think about it.

In the past few hundred years, our brains have become a little rigid.

It’s an action movie even with your eyes closed.”

Cai Gen felt that it was a bit silly to stand in front of a stick and wait for him to think.

Anyway, the sofa is big and there is space.

Cai Gen also sat on the sofa.

I looked at the screen unconsciously.

The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.

If he was really a stick, then Cai Gen wouldn't feel anything.

But he is not just a stick.

He is an expert stick player.

Cai Gen felt a little uncomfortable watching the screen with him.

"Well, great, have you seen all these movies?"

Bangbang didn't expect Cai Gen to ask such a question.

Although it was not nutritious, it touched upon his pain points.

Suddenly, he used his body to form the Arabic number three.

Cai Gen understood it immediately after seeing it.

“Ah, you watched it three times, so many discs, you watched it three times?

No way, you are not bragging. "

Bangbang began to shake his head, and finally put on a proud look.

“Three times, with three zeros at the end.

I have watched all the CDs at least three thousand times.

I can't say I can recite it by heart, just pick up any CD.

I can help you replicate it."

Three thousand times?
Cai Gen's eyes were full of admiration.

Whatever this stick is, I adore it.

So much so that after Cai Gen made his expression, he himself was at a loss as to what to do.

Is there anything worth bragging about in this trivial matter?

So, why do I worship it?

“Oh my god, no.

There is absolutely no room for master chefs in this world.

That's why he has no choice but to rely on you, a rag and a rag, to continue his will.

I have to say, this move was brilliant.

This body is of top quality.

It couldn't be more ordinary.

The good and evil values ​​are balanced, making it easier to maintain balance.

The carrying capacity and inclusiveness are simply superb.

It’s really hard to find such a tattered body.

Wait, that's not right, you are not balanced now.

Is it reaching the critical point so soon?
You must be confused by your unique views, right?
Don't listen to him fooling you.

You have no ability at all, but you just make a fuss.

How about I help you take him off your hand? You will fall into his hands sooner or later."

Huh?
Cai Gen immediately became alert.

Du Jian did say that it cannot be used frequently.

Otherwise, if the balance is broken, we will not be able to stay in this world.

Combined with what Bangbang said, it seems that Dujian has some reservations.

"Ah, great, wasn't it attached to the back of the God of Bitterness's hand when I saw it before?"

The stick shook again.

"Of course not.

How could a master chef possibly put such a disgusting thing on his body?

Moreover, Du Jian's own attributes tended to be evil, and combined with the master's body, he was wiped out of the world in a second, and his life wheel turned into an electric fan.

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That is you, born with a tattered body, with very tolerant attributes.

Otherwise, a bolt of lightning will smash you to pieces."

Sure enough, Du Jian did not tell the complete truth.

As for the starting point, Cai Gen is hard to guess.

“Then how does the God of Bitterness usually use Du Jian?

After all, he is also a companion of the God of Bitterness."

The stick suddenly hit Cai Gen's back of the hand.

It made Du Jian cry.

He seemed to be very afraid of the stick. He was in so much pain that he was about to bleed, but he didn't dare to open his eyes to look at the stick.

“This bitch used to be on the soles of the master’s shoes.

When using it, just lift your foot.

Quite convenient.

I remember that there was a time when the master offended the creator god of a certain world and specialized in the attributes of fate. After being cursed, he had very bad luck.

During that time, I stepped on dog shit every day, but Du Jian was full every day. "

what?
On the shoes?
This is really humble to the dust.

Cai Gen never expected this.

Is Dujian, who is as famous as Duming, of such a low status?
"That's enough, you black stick, you are not the kind of person who insults others like this.

No matter what position I am in, I am contributing to the God of Suffering.

What happened to the soles of your shoes?
Who do you look down on?

What's so great about a fire stick?

If I wasn't afraid of seeing you being an eyesore, I would have punished you right now."

Du Jian couldn't hold back any longer and started to fight back.

Bang Bang's tone began to become joking.

"Hey, you dare to talk back to me.

I am indeed a fire stick.

But, I am the master chef’s firewood stick.

Without me, he can only make cold dishes.

He couldn't make more than half of the hot dishes in the God of Bitterness's recipe.

You are more useful than me.

Tell me, what else are you good for besides eating dog shit? "

Cai Gen decided not to say anything.

Cai Gen also benefited a lot from the process of these two guys exposing each other's information.

I just didn't expect that this seemingly awesome and unique opinion would come out.

He is only worthy of eating the shit that the God of Suffering steps on.

This one
Cai Gen suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"Black Stick, you've gone too far.

After all, we are colleagues who worked before the master chef.

Do you think it's fun to talk about me like this?

Besides eating shit, I can also light up.

With the Shoes of the God of Suffering, I can also break through the void.

I can still.
I'm sick too, why am I arguing with you?

You are so weak, and you still have the nerve to talk about me.

Now even if I ask you to light a fire, can you still do it?
Your fire must have been extinguished long ago."

The people who hurt your heart are often the ones who are most familiar to you, and they hurt you most accurately.

Du Jian's words immediately crushed Bang Bang's pride.

He immediately stopped being stiff and left Du Jian.

He returned to the sofa with resentment.

I rested my head on the armrest, feeling really weak.

“Oh, I don’t want to either.

It’s still that little girl Jiutian.

Tell me, the master chef will be back soon.

If I want to be more useful, I must understand the world.

Only after you have been through three twists and turns in the world can you become the master chef’s right-hand man.

结果
I am trapped in the world of mortals and cannot extricate myself.

Why.
Don't say anything, it's all Jiu Tian's fault."

Oh, now we have found the real culprit.

Cai Gen's eyes lit up.