human suffering

Chapter 300 Humph 2 Generals

Chapter 300

When Xiao Tianmao walked one meter in front of the door, there was a sudden change, and a golden light shone from the dilapidated door. The relief on the door came down, yes, it just walked out like that, one step at a time, walked to When it was on the ground, it was already the size of an ordinary person, a little bit taller than an ordinary person, about two meters.

There were two big men with buns in ancient costumes, their upper bodies were naked, and their bodies were fleshy. One had very dark skin and the other had fair skin. They both had big beards and wide-open leopard eyes.

The black-faced man stared at Xiaotianmao, and let out a

"Humph"

A puff of white air spewed out from his mouth, straight towards Xiao Tianmao.

The white-faced man was not idle either, he also stared at Xiao Tianmao, and said casually,

"what"

A puff of yellow gas also spewed out from his mouth, and the target was Xiaotianmao.

Sensing the tone of the two muscular men, Xiao Tianmao covered his nose with disgust on his face, but he didn't suffer any injuries on his body, and he didn't appear to be out of his wits.

Is Xiaotianmao immune to these two things?It should be, Xiaotianmao has a lot of research on the soul, so it is not easy to be harmed by the soul.

I don't know what other skills these two big men have. If they really do it, in this narrow space, Cai Gen is really not sure to defeat these two bodybuilders.

"Humph"

"what"

"Humph"

"what"

"Who? Send you to me."

"It's the round bright moon."

Cai Gen almost fell down when he heard it, why is this still a talent show?Don't you just hum?

The two lines of lyrics were sung so naturally from the mouths of the two muscular men, even with a lot of dance moves, Tianzhu Fan walked up.

Xiaotianmao covered his forehead and said weakly,

"Zheng Lun, Chen Qi, why are you two here? You scared me to death."

The muscular man stopped the exotic dance, and the ferocity on his face was long gone. He sat on the ground in front of Xiaotianmao to relieve the incongruity caused by the height difference.

The black-faced man said excitedly,

"Brother Tian, ​​you miss me so much, it's been a thousand years since the last time we said goodbye?"

The white-faced man also said happily,

"Brother Tian, ​​Allen and I always mention that the three of us spent our despicable and nasty days up there, living here like years relying on our memories."

This, is it true that you can't speak, or are you telling the truth?When Cai Gen heard that this Xiaotianmao had made friends with him?

"Xiaotian, are these two your friends?"

Xiaotianmao knew that it was because he didn't take the initiative to introduce, and Cai Gen was trying to reason. Why is this person so narrow-minded?Quickly squeeze out a warm smile,

"Master, they are called the Second General Heng Ha, the black-faced one is called Zheng Lun, and the white-faced one is called Chen Qi. They are not my friends, but my younger brother. They hang out with me."

Owner?Zheng Lun and Chen Qi sized Cai Gen up, this doesn't look like three eyes, does it?Looking at the shape of the head, it is more like a Tuduo, is he also a disciple of Buddhism?

Zheng Lun has a quick temper,

"Brother Tian, ​​have you changed your master again? Have you also entered Buddhism? Great, we can be together again."

Chen Qi agreed,

"That's right, brother Tian. At that time, it was said that following the three-eyed man would have no future. Which Bodhisattva is this?"

Xiao Tianmao looked embarrassed, and said that he had no integrity and loyalty, so he quickly explained,

"No, I didn't enter Buddhism. This great god is called Cai Gen, and he is now my master."

After introducing it like this, the second general Huo Ha didn't understand, Zheng Lun and Chen Qi hurriedly stood up, bowed to Cai Gen,

"Dare to ask this Great God Cai, where are you from?"

"Yeah, I haven't heard your name before."

Huh Ha, the second general is quite familiar to Cai Gen, he is considered a celebrity, he is so polite, Cai Gen also returned a symbolic salute,

"It's the first time we meet, hello, I'm not on either side, I'm on my own side."

This explanation is powerful. Looking at the history of the gods, there are gangs and factions. Those who are alone are either killed or killed. I have never heard of those who are on their own side. Huh Ha, the second general looked at Xiao in doubt Tmall, I hope he can explain it.

Xiaotianmao felt that Cai Gen’s blowing was a bit too big, but after thinking about it carefully, there was nothing wrong with it.

"My master is on his own side. This can't be wrong. You should understand what it means, right? By the way, why are you here guarding the gate for the Tianhui?"

What's the meaning?The second general Humph really doesn't have much idea, but if he can be the master of his own boss, he must be very powerful and must be respected.

Zheng Lun's mouth was sharper than Chen Qili's, and he began to complain to Xiaotianmao with a sad face.

"Brother Tian, ​​you don't know. When we drew lots, we had no money and no power. We came down very early. God has eyes. Fortunately, we voted into two peach trees and were engraved by an old Taoist. It became two doors."

Chen Qi complained through the interface,

"Chengmen is also very good. It is lively and lively. Although it is exposed to wind and sun, you can still receive some offerings. You don't have to suffer like a human being. However, I met a half-hearted Feng Shui master who actually buried us together. This burial It’s just a few hundred years. It’s been dark for hundreds of years, and we’re both going to stink.”

Cai Gen doesn't quite understand, is there still a door god in the tomb?This is a half-baked Feng Shui Mr., it's really awesome.

Zheng Lun's complexion is a little better, but the resentment in his tone remains undiminished.

"Later, it was dug out by tomb robbers, and it was sold for many years without being sold. Our materials are not very good, and the appearance is not good."

Chen Qi added that next,

"Finally, I was discovered by the All Heavens Association. Lin Wo said that as long as I help her watch the door, the incense will continue, and there is nothing we can do. Let's make ends meet."

Xiaotianmao let out a long sigh after hearing the ins and outs,

"You two brothers are really ashamed. The first rank in the heaven, the famous people on the list, are given to the Buddhist sect to guard the house? Or the basement?"

The two brothers blushed when Xiao Tianmao said it, Zheng Lun reluctantly said,

"Compared to losing face and dying slowly without incense, we just want to get by, and we don't have a big villain to do harm to one side, what can we do?

Chen Qi stood up suddenly, regaining his vicious demeanor just now,

"Taking people's money, eliminating disasters for others, eating other people's offerings, and working for others, I don't feel any shame. Thinking back, Brother Tian, ​​​​you were also in danger of protecting yourself? Didn't you also help us?"

Zheng Lun pushed Chen Qi and reprimanded him,

"Don't talk to Brother Tian like this. He couldn't help it at the beginning, but if there is a way out, he will help us."

The argument between the two made Xiao Tianmao start to feel ashamed. At the beginning, he really had no ability to save the two younger brothers. Now that the younger brother is struggling to survive, he is still sneering and sarcastic, which is indeed a bit too much.

"Okay, okay, I did have difficulties at the beginning, didn't I come down? I also turned into a cat body, worse than you, and I was beaten and scolded every day. You were just guarding the door. Be a pet, sometimes I'm not even as good as a pet."

(End of this chapter)

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