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Chapter 54 Xiao Sun is the Monkey King?
Chapter 54 Xiao Sun is the Monkey King?
Cai Gen lay on the table and slept soundly. It is said that alcohol was invented to relieve the existential anxiety of human beings. Cai Gen is really anxious these days, and alcohol has indeed relieved a lot.
In a trance, I also dreamed that the Monkey King, Monkey King, the Great Sage of Monkey King, came here to interview as a waiter. It was a very funny interview scene, and we talked for a while.
Xiaoqiang's cry woke Cai Gen, got up, looked around, it was already dark outside, and the lights in the store were turned on.
Seeing that Cai Gen was awake, Xiaoqiang pushed open the door and said,
"Lao Gen, I'm home, my wife called me, I won't be with you at night."
After speaking, he opened the door and went out. Cai Gen knew in his heart that Xiaoqiang ran and his wife's phone call was not the direct cause, but the old lady on the fly's shoulder.
He picked up a pack of cigarettes on the table, took one out of it, and took a puff on it.
No, this is not the smell of Qiyuan cigarettes.
Take a closer look at the cigarette case, 22 yuan a pack of cigarettes.
Are you crazy, buy a pack of cigarettes for 22 yuan?Did you drink too much?Impulsive spending?I touched the pocket, and the 50 yuan that pressed the pocket was still there.
Damn, it wasn't a dream just now. Someone really came for an interview. Is it a waiter, or is it the Monkey King, the Great Sage Monkey King, who has been reincarnated in a thousand lifetimes, and come to me to be a waiter?
Cai Gen was stunned by this conclusion of his own, and he felt a lot more energetic. It should be a dream, but the cigarette in his mouth always reminded himself that it was not a dream, but a reality.
I put out the cigarette, went to the bathroom to wash my face, and was completely refreshed.
I looked at the quartz clock, it was 7 o'clock in the evening, and I looked at the computer, but there was still no work.
Silent prayer, it is a dream, the Monkey King will not come.
The door still opened, and the crisp sound of the bell shattered Cai Gen's prayer, and Xiao Sun walked in.
It turned out that he was not black, it was because he was dirty, he took a bath and shaved his head, very clean and neat, but why did he shave his head, you are a senior brother, not a master.
He also changed his clothes. He was wearing a black jacket, black jacket, and outdoor shoes. He was very energetic, like a high school student outside. He was 32 years old and looked really young.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Cai Gen behind the bar, he greeted him with a smile, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and handed one to Cai Gen.
"Boss, are you awake? I took a shower and cut my hair. I came back to see you fell asleep, and went out to change clothes. No, I came back."
Cai Gen took the cigarette, Xiao Sun enthusiastically ordered it, took a puff, it was still 22 yuan a box, what a waste,
"Xiao Sun, you don't smoke, why do you buy such expensive ones? Smoking hurts the body, and buying expensive ones also hurts money."
Xiao Sun put the cigarette on the bar and smiled shyly,
"Boss, I spent all my money, and at the end there was nothing left, so I bought a pack of cigarettes and wanted me to buy them in the future, but I ran out of money."
Sure enough, he is a free and easy Monkey King, and the money left is useless?Wouldn't his outdoor outfit be authentic?That's a million bucks, right?
Cai Gen shook his head, let's ask something serious,
"Xiao Sun, are you really Sun Wukong, the Monkey King?"
It's strange that Cai Gen asked this. Didn't he ask it during the interview in the afternoon?
But Xiao Sun still answered honestly,
"Boss, I'm definitely not now, but I was the Monkey King before in the 342nd generation."
This answer is very mysterious. You might as well answer yes directly. Cai Gen continues to work hard to find a reasonable place.
"Xiao Sun, then you will change 72?"
The question was a little off-track, and Xiao Sun did not forget to remind Cai Gen,
"Boss, since the day I was reincarnated, I've been an ordinary person, and I don't have supernatural powers. Unless I become a god again, I will always be reincarnated as an ordinary person."
Ordinary people, this is still relatively easy to communicate with. If it is really some kind of immortal, who will be the waiter for whom in the future?Cai Gen was a little relieved, and asked the most worrying question,
"You don't want a salary, right? It's enough to provide food and accommodation?"
When Xiao Sun heard this, he also relaxed, thinking that he would not have supernatural powers, Cai Gen was going to drive him away,
"Yes, boss, I don't want the salary, just provide food and accommodation."
"Then you know what takeaway shops do, right?"
"I know, I came to you when I was walking. I used to be a rider delivering meals on the road. I am familiar with this way."
Once a rider, this is very good. Cai Gen was still worried about his yin and yang eyes. He was worried about delivering meals at night. There is a beautiful Monkey King town house, and he will not be afraid in the future.
"Xiao Sun, you are like your own home. There is an attic above it. If you are sleepy, you will go to bed. If you are busy, you will deliver meals. If you are not alive, you will go to the kitchen to watch TV."
Xiao Sun was really casual. He took off his coat and hung it in the kitchen. He started to wash the rag and wipe the table. He was very skilled, as if he had done it for a long time.
Cai Gen looked at Xiao Sun, who was working hard, and finally regained the feeling of being a boss before. He was a little excited and burst into tears.
But when he thought that the Monkey King was working, he began to worry again, what a mess.
I made two portions of fried rice with eggs, brought them out, and asked Xiao Sun, who had finished his work, to eat together.
As expected of a 32-year-old adult, with a high emotional intelligence, he is not at all like the stupefied young man in Journey to the West.
Cai Gen was embarrassed to hear that, the flattery was a little too much, and the horses were blown away.
As soon as I finished eating, the flies came. I opened the door and started to look back at the glass door, but I didn't see anything. I sat down at a dining table and started smoking. When I found Xiao Sun, I was surprised.
"Lao Gen, is this your relative's child?"
Cai Gen thought about it, if it was a waiter and he didn't want money, no one would believe him. Let's make up a nonsense.
"My aunt's grandson is my nephew. My name is Sanjiu. I have nothing to do after graduation from junior high school. Come to me to help."
This rhetoric is very credible, and the flies did not question it and shouted directly,
"Eldest nephew, come here and have a cigarette. Your third uncle and I are not outsiders. You can call me uncle from now on."
When Cai Gen heard this, he was startled. Are you crazy? Let the Monkey King call you uncle. Are you not afraid that someone will crush you to death?Say it now,
"My age is not too young. I'm called Third Uncle because I'm old. You can talk about it alone, Xiaosun, come here and call me Brother Fly."
Xiao Sun's emotional intelligence is indeed very high, and he understands Cai Gen's thoughts, so he quickly ran out of the back kitchen,
"Come on, Uncle San, hello brother fly, I don't smoke, you can."
He may find that Cai Gen has taken advantage of him, and the flies seem to refute, but the momentary shoulder pain reminds him of business.
"Lao Gen, hurry up and show me your shoulder, it hurts so much, can you see if the old man is still there?"
From the glass door, Cai Gen clearly saw the old lady on the fly's shoulder, but the old lady seemed to have heard the fly's words and began to look at Cai Gen with cold eyes.
The coldness in his eyes made Cai Gen tremble, but Xiao Sun quickly blocked Cai Gen and the old lady's eyes. He turned back and said to Cai Gen,
"Third uncle, do you usually take on this kind of business?"
(End of this chapter)
Cai Gen lay on the table and slept soundly. It is said that alcohol was invented to relieve the existential anxiety of human beings. Cai Gen is really anxious these days, and alcohol has indeed relieved a lot.
In a trance, I also dreamed that the Monkey King, Monkey King, the Great Sage of Monkey King, came here to interview as a waiter. It was a very funny interview scene, and we talked for a while.
Xiaoqiang's cry woke Cai Gen, got up, looked around, it was already dark outside, and the lights in the store were turned on.
Seeing that Cai Gen was awake, Xiaoqiang pushed open the door and said,
"Lao Gen, I'm home, my wife called me, I won't be with you at night."
After speaking, he opened the door and went out. Cai Gen knew in his heart that Xiaoqiang ran and his wife's phone call was not the direct cause, but the old lady on the fly's shoulder.
He picked up a pack of cigarettes on the table, took one out of it, and took a puff on it.
No, this is not the smell of Qiyuan cigarettes.
Take a closer look at the cigarette case, 22 yuan a pack of cigarettes.
Are you crazy, buy a pack of cigarettes for 22 yuan?Did you drink too much?Impulsive spending?I touched the pocket, and the 50 yuan that pressed the pocket was still there.
Damn, it wasn't a dream just now. Someone really came for an interview. Is it a waiter, or is it the Monkey King, the Great Sage Monkey King, who has been reincarnated in a thousand lifetimes, and come to me to be a waiter?
Cai Gen was stunned by this conclusion of his own, and he felt a lot more energetic. It should be a dream, but the cigarette in his mouth always reminded himself that it was not a dream, but a reality.
I put out the cigarette, went to the bathroom to wash my face, and was completely refreshed.
I looked at the quartz clock, it was 7 o'clock in the evening, and I looked at the computer, but there was still no work.
Silent prayer, it is a dream, the Monkey King will not come.
The door still opened, and the crisp sound of the bell shattered Cai Gen's prayer, and Xiao Sun walked in.
It turned out that he was not black, it was because he was dirty, he took a bath and shaved his head, very clean and neat, but why did he shave his head, you are a senior brother, not a master.
He also changed his clothes. He was wearing a black jacket, black jacket, and outdoor shoes. He was very energetic, like a high school student outside. He was 32 years old and looked really young.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Cai Gen behind the bar, he greeted him with a smile, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and handed one to Cai Gen.
"Boss, are you awake? I took a shower and cut my hair. I came back to see you fell asleep, and went out to change clothes. No, I came back."
Cai Gen took the cigarette, Xiao Sun enthusiastically ordered it, took a puff, it was still 22 yuan a box, what a waste,
"Xiao Sun, you don't smoke, why do you buy such expensive ones? Smoking hurts the body, and buying expensive ones also hurts money."
Xiao Sun put the cigarette on the bar and smiled shyly,
"Boss, I spent all my money, and at the end there was nothing left, so I bought a pack of cigarettes and wanted me to buy them in the future, but I ran out of money."
Sure enough, he is a free and easy Monkey King, and the money left is useless?Wouldn't his outdoor outfit be authentic?That's a million bucks, right?
Cai Gen shook his head, let's ask something serious,
"Xiao Sun, are you really Sun Wukong, the Monkey King?"
It's strange that Cai Gen asked this. Didn't he ask it during the interview in the afternoon?
But Xiao Sun still answered honestly,
"Boss, I'm definitely not now, but I was the Monkey King before in the 342nd generation."
This answer is very mysterious. You might as well answer yes directly. Cai Gen continues to work hard to find a reasonable place.
"Xiao Sun, then you will change 72?"
The question was a little off-track, and Xiao Sun did not forget to remind Cai Gen,
"Boss, since the day I was reincarnated, I've been an ordinary person, and I don't have supernatural powers. Unless I become a god again, I will always be reincarnated as an ordinary person."
Ordinary people, this is still relatively easy to communicate with. If it is really some kind of immortal, who will be the waiter for whom in the future?Cai Gen was a little relieved, and asked the most worrying question,
"You don't want a salary, right? It's enough to provide food and accommodation?"
When Xiao Sun heard this, he also relaxed, thinking that he would not have supernatural powers, Cai Gen was going to drive him away,
"Yes, boss, I don't want the salary, just provide food and accommodation."
"Then you know what takeaway shops do, right?"
"I know, I came to you when I was walking. I used to be a rider delivering meals on the road. I am familiar with this way."
Once a rider, this is very good. Cai Gen was still worried about his yin and yang eyes. He was worried about delivering meals at night. There is a beautiful Monkey King town house, and he will not be afraid in the future.
"Xiao Sun, you are like your own home. There is an attic above it. If you are sleepy, you will go to bed. If you are busy, you will deliver meals. If you are not alive, you will go to the kitchen to watch TV."
Xiao Sun was really casual. He took off his coat and hung it in the kitchen. He started to wash the rag and wipe the table. He was very skilled, as if he had done it for a long time.
Cai Gen looked at Xiao Sun, who was working hard, and finally regained the feeling of being a boss before. He was a little excited and burst into tears.
But when he thought that the Monkey King was working, he began to worry again, what a mess.
I made two portions of fried rice with eggs, brought them out, and asked Xiao Sun, who had finished his work, to eat together.
As expected of a 32-year-old adult, with a high emotional intelligence, he is not at all like the stupefied young man in Journey to the West.
Cai Gen was embarrassed to hear that, the flattery was a little too much, and the horses were blown away.
As soon as I finished eating, the flies came. I opened the door and started to look back at the glass door, but I didn't see anything. I sat down at a dining table and started smoking. When I found Xiao Sun, I was surprised.
"Lao Gen, is this your relative's child?"
Cai Gen thought about it, if it was a waiter and he didn't want money, no one would believe him. Let's make up a nonsense.
"My aunt's grandson is my nephew. My name is Sanjiu. I have nothing to do after graduation from junior high school. Come to me to help."
This rhetoric is very credible, and the flies did not question it and shouted directly,
"Eldest nephew, come here and have a cigarette. Your third uncle and I are not outsiders. You can call me uncle from now on."
When Cai Gen heard this, he was startled. Are you crazy? Let the Monkey King call you uncle. Are you not afraid that someone will crush you to death?Say it now,
"My age is not too young. I'm called Third Uncle because I'm old. You can talk about it alone, Xiaosun, come here and call me Brother Fly."
Xiao Sun's emotional intelligence is indeed very high, and he understands Cai Gen's thoughts, so he quickly ran out of the back kitchen,
"Come on, Uncle San, hello brother fly, I don't smoke, you can."
He may find that Cai Gen has taken advantage of him, and the flies seem to refute, but the momentary shoulder pain reminds him of business.
"Lao Gen, hurry up and show me your shoulder, it hurts so much, can you see if the old man is still there?"
From the glass door, Cai Gen clearly saw the old lady on the fly's shoulder, but the old lady seemed to have heard the fly's words and began to look at Cai Gen with cold eyes.
The coldness in his eyes made Cai Gen tremble, but Xiao Sun quickly blocked Cai Gen and the old lady's eyes. He turned back and said to Cai Gen,
"Third uncle, do you usually take on this kind of business?"
(End of this chapter)
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