human suffering

Chapter 729

Cai Gen already knew that his wife is not easy to cheat, and he did not perform well yesterday, so he must have heard the clues.

I originally got 80 yuan, but I didn't tell my wife that I wanted to surprise her for the New Year.

Looking at it now, it's a good thing I didn't say anything, otherwise, it would only increase my troubles.

"It's nothing, it's just that I picked up 80 yuan from food delivery. Didn't you tell me that it's okay to pick up the money? I'll return it to the owner."

"Honey, look into my eyes."

Cai Gen and his wife looked at each other, and finally couldn't stand the tortured soul's gaze, and took the initiative to stagger their gaze.

"Well, just talk to me, why do I feel like you lost 80 yuan?"

Everyone put down their chopsticks, feeling that this scene was more important than eating.

How did this couple polish their acting skills? Are they all at the full level?

One is good at acting and can talk nonsense, and the other has incredible insight. This is a story of spear and shield. Who is more skilled?
Cai Gen lit a cigarette and smiled helplessly.

"I won't go into details, the result is the same."

Yuanyuan started to eat, so I won't mention this matter.

Everyone was very disappointed, thinking that there would be a collision of one foot high and one foot high, but it turned out to be anticlimactic.

Disappointment is disappointment, no one will come out to pick things up, not even Xiaotianmao dares.

They all know that the relationship between the couple and the way they get along are unusual.

His wife and children are also Cai Gen's most stable rear, and they have given Cai Gen infinite support for a long time.

No way, it's too familiar.

Cai Gen is less than 40 years old this year. He has known Yuanyuan for 22 years and been married for 11 years. He is considered a rare couple among his peers.

Thinking back to high school classmates who had so many partners, they became such a pair, and the emotional foundation was definitely as strong as reinforced concrete.

"moo"

Yuanyuan ate half of her meal, then suddenly stood up, gestured six with both hands, pressed her thumbs to her temples, raised her head to the sky and howled, like an old scalper plowing the land.

what does this mean?
Could it be Cai Gen and his wife's secret code?

Or a code word?
But is it necessary to pretend to be a cow here?

Just say that you have great insight, so you don't have to pretend to be a fool to mock Cai Gen, right?
Shi Huozhu's chopsticks were frightened, so he hurriedly asked Cai Gen.

"Sister-in-law, what's the matter? Performance art?"

Cai Gen also looked dumbfounded, what kind of demon is this Yuanyuan, she is idle?
To say that the son is here, interacting and playing with the son is barely reasonable, but the son is not here.

What kind of cow are you?
"moo"

Another bleat came from beside Yuanyuan.

Duan Xiaohong's posture is exactly the same as Yuanyuan's, and she is also barking like a cow.

Parody?
Cai Gen immediately became angry.

"Duan Tudou, did you drink too much? What are you doing?"

He quickly walked to his wife's side and pulled down her horn-holding hand.

But no matter how she pulled it, there was no response, and Yuanyuan seemed to have entered a special state.

Oh, I'll go, Cai Gen is very close to see clearly.

The dark spots in Yuanyuan's eyes are gone, and they are completely white. Cai Gen has only seen them in horror movies.

"Honey, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me.

Xiaosun, Xiaoshui, Xiaotian, take a quick look, what happened? "

Everyone gathered around, if it wasn't for pretending or performance art, then it was possessed.

There is nothing unclean in the house, so how can he be possessed under the eyes of a group of gods?

When Cai Gen looked at Duan Tudou, he was also shocked, why didn't he have black eyes?
Eyes?

Those with all black eyes are emissaries, but what about those with all white eyes?

Cai Gen panicked, this is his own daughter-in-law.

"Hurry up, what's the situation? Is it something that the heavens will do behind the scenes? I'll go find them."

I was really anxious, I didn't wear my coat, and I was about to go out to find Lingzimu.

"Husband, what are you doing?"

When Cai Gen heard it, this is Yuanyuan, okay?

She stopped in her tracks, turned her head and saw that Yuanyuan was healed, she stopped gesticulating, and her eyes returned to normal, as if nothing had happened just now.

Run back quickly, check up and down, nothing special, like a good person?

Looking at Duan Xiaohong again, she has returned to normal, but her eyes are a little straightened, and she looks a little confused. I don't know if it's because of drinking or because she has become a cow.

"Honey, how are you?"

"Ah, I'm fine, why do you ask?"

"You were awesome just now, don't you know?"

"I'm awesome, you can tell me when I'm not awesome, how about you?"

Cai Gen felt that his brain couldn't keep up, and his mouth was even more troubled.

"Xiao Shui, tell her, I can't describe it."

Scholar Xiaoshui just learned Yuanyuan's appearance, gestures, and voice.

"Sister-in-law, you came like this just now, your eyes are all white, don't you remember?"

Only then did Yuanyuan understand that what Cai Gen said was ridiculous, and she was really pretending, but why can't she remember anything?

After Zhen Shuiyin finished speaking, she looked at Duan Xiaohong again.

"You did the same thing just now, just like sister-in-law."

Duan Xiaohong picked up the wine glass on the table and took a big sip.

"I don't believe it, today is not April Fool's Day, are you interested?"

Yes, this is a normal reaction, and Yuanyuan thinks the same way. Is this group of people collectively hallucinating?

"I don't believe it either, why am I moo."

Before she finished speaking, Yuanyuan started again, gestures, voice, white eyes.

Duan Xiaohong almost synchronized with Yuanyuan and started their performance art.

Zhen Shuiyin was more clever, so she quickly took out her phone and started shooting.

Cai Gen took a look, when is this, and still have this idea?
With such a posture, if you post it on your Moments, no one will like it.

"Xiao Shui, hurry up and see what's going on, what are you shooting for?"

"Brother Cai, don't they believe it? I'll take a picture and let them see for themselves."

It’s right to think this way, even if you don’t believe it yourself, how do you proceed?How to find the reason?
The duration this time was the same as last time, and it ended in just over ten seconds.

"What do you all see me doing? Eat. What am I doing standing up? Have I finished eating?"

Yuanyuan was still confused, and couldn't remember what she had just done.

This time, Zhen Shuiyin showed Yuanyuan and Duan Xiaohong the video with her mobile phone.

"I just recorded it. If you two weren't pretending, I feel like something big happened."

My wife started pretending to be a cow, this is definitely a big deal.

If she goes to teach students in a while, if she suddenly does this, won't she scare the students out of their hearts?
"Cai Gangzi, did you poison your meal? Why did you hurt me and your wife?

Are you someone outside?It must be that alluring beauty with short hair, you scumbag. "

Xiaohong is sick during this period, why is she still taking shit pots on people casually?

Could it be that she was also scared, talking nonsense in fright?
Yuanyuan directly ignored the matter of pretending to be a bull just now, and picked out her own focus.

"Lao Gen, who has short hair? Isn't she very coquettish? I didn't hear you?"

Cai Gen really wanted to take out the bone cutter and hack Duan Xiaohong to death.

(End of this chapter)