human suffering

Chapter 942 Where did the year come from?
If these are nothing, Cai Gen can bear it, after all, people have different values.

But when it comes to entering the industry, my wife Yuanyuan can't bear it either.

What line are you in? Don't you know?
Could it be that, like Tong Aiguo, he calculated that his life span was over and was anxious to find a successor?

Even if Tuantuan does your job in the future, he still has to follow his mother's Xianggen, so what's the matter with taking over your class.

Cai Gen was full of dissatisfaction, so he couldn't speak directly on this occasion.

Seeing that Yuanyuan's complexion was no longer good-looking, she quickly gave Xiao Sun a look to make him hate Duan Xiaohong.

However, before Xiao Sun could speak, Tuantuan spoke first.

"Aunt Duan, I got a double hundred in the exam this year, and there are more than ten double hundred in my class.

The question is too simple, if you can't bridge the gap, you won't be able to show me.

My stomach full of knowledge, culture, and knowledge are all in vain. "

Well, it seems that my son's study is well grasped by my wife, and the progress is very fast, which is amazing.

Just as Cai Gen wanted to say a few words of praise, Cai Tuantuan continued.

"Aunt Duan, do you have a date?
Almost thirty?
Don't worry if you don't have a partner, you can't force it.

I don't have a partner, and I feel that I am alone, which is actually quite good.

It's just that he is always called a single dog, which doesn't sound good. "

Beautiful, these few words, Cai Gen wanted to applaud.

Is a ten-year-old child so eager to speak?

Every sentence pierces the heart and reveals the essence, you Duan Tudou, single dog.

After Tuantuan's words, everyone roared with laughter, being teased by the child's words.

However, after covering her face with a big laugh, Duan Xiaohong was not the only one who felt uncomfortable.

Other single comrades also began to take their seats automatically, and began to smile unnaturally.

Shi Huozhu was the first to react, so he quickly explained.

"I have a partner, baby girl."

Xiao Er thought of Hu Xiaocao, but he didn't know if he was a partner or not, but they both fought for each other anyway.

"I also have a partner, long-distance relationship."

Xiaotianmao under the table was unconsciously saddened, he is not single, he should be considered a widower, my poor Dabai.

Zhen Shuiyin didn't speak, and looked at Xiaosun with a blushing face.

Xiaosun pretended not to see, the third uncle's eyes had not expired, and hurriedly asked Duan Xiaohong.

"Tuantuan asked you something, do you have a partner?"

Duan Xiaohong was about to tell the story of the village head's son with the help of Jiu Jin, but was interrupted by Xiao Sun in time.

"Don't talk about the son of your village chief's family, who can't make up nonsense, just ask if you have a partner?"

Seeing that Duan Xiaohong is about to turn into anger from embarrassment, this guy doesn't care about the occasion when he plays donkey, does he?
Cai Gen hurriedly smoothed things over, he couldn't talk to death, he could only train his son.

"Tuantuan, what kind of dog is not a dog, that's a personal attack.

Self-deprecating is not okay, don't mention it again in the future, it's very impolite. "

Tuantuan was still a bit dissatisfied with Cai Gen's tough characterization, and a hostility was about to form in his eyes.

But fortunately, a gentle white light calmed all the grievances, and he nodded gently.

"Well, I won't talk about it later.

Aunt Duan, I was wrong, sorry. "

Seeing that Tuantuan was subdued, Duan Xiaohong got excited and tried to get back the place from a ten-year-old kid.

"Tuantuan, it's okay, I'm not afraid of what you say.

I'm single, I'm incapable, I admit it.

Then you say that you have a lot of knowledge, and even the double hundred can't show you, I don't believe it. "

Seeing that touching the white light was about to be uncontrollable, Cai Tuantuan also worked hard.

"Why do you believe it?"

Listening to the sound of firecrackers outside, Duan Xiaohong had an impromptu idea.

"It's Chinese New Year today, tell me, how did this year come about?"

Well, how did the year come about?

Cai Gen felt that Duan Xiaohong was not testing her son, and she must not know it herself, because Cai Gen did not know either.

When I grew up, I knew about the New Year, but I haven’t really studied how the New Year came. It’s just a custom, a habit.

Thinking about it this way, it's a bit unfair to the year. I only know about the New Year, but I don't know what the year is. It hurts the year too much.

When Duan Xiaohong asked this question, Tuantuan and his wife Yuanyuan looked at each other and smiled confidently.

When Cai Gen saw this scene, he instantly understood, did Duan Xiaohong hit the gun?
My wife's after-school class teaches Tong Ming class. She has been in the industry for 5000 years. How could my son be stumped by such a problem?
Tuantuan got up to leave the table and walked to the center of the store. He felt that he was not used to the lack of a microphone, so he picked up a beer bottle from the ground and used it as a temporary microphone.

Well prepared, emotionally in place, and finally exchanged a confident look with his old lady Yuanyuan, and started his performance.

"Happy New Year everyone, elders.

My name is Cai Tuantuan, and what I am sharing with you today is the origin of the 5000-year-old year.

Applause can be heard here. "

After finishing speaking, Cai Tuantuan bowed to the elders at the dinner table.

Cai Gen was dumbfounded, was this a rehearsal?
Could this be a program deliberately arranged by his wife Yuanyuan?
This routine, this control of the field, and this sense of ritual are definitely deliberately arranged, at least rehearsed.

Looking at his wife suspiciously, Yuanyuan gave Cai Gen a slight nod, confirming.

After everyone applauded, Cai Tuantuan seemed to have forgotten his words in a moment of nervousness, and looked at his old lady for help.

Yuanyuan didn't make a sound, but made a "talking" mouth shape.

Tuantuan suddenly realized that with a start, the rest will be familiar.

"That, let's talk, yes, let's talk about the beginning of the world, there are no years in the chaos, there is no time and no space.

After the creation of heaven and earth, Taiji gave birth to two appearances, two appearances gave birth to four images, four images gave birth to eight trigrams, and eight trigrams gave birth to all things. Only then can there be space, which is called the universe.

The ancestor of all things is Tai Chi, Tai Chi is so great, ah. "

Cai Tuantuan paused, as if reciting words.

"Xihe gave birth to ten days, and Chang Xi gave birth to twelve months. The sun and the moon take turns, and day and night alternate. Only then can there be time, which is called the universe.

Xi He and Chang Xi are so great, they have become the parents of time, ah.

From then on, the universe was born, ah. "

There was another pause. Could it be applause?

Cai Gen took the lead in applauding with sharp eyesight, although he didn't know what his son was talking about.

Anyway, like a jingle, it sounds like that's the case.

After everyone applauded again, Tuantuan did not forget his words this time and continued his performance.

"After the space appeared, the Heavenly Dao gave birth to the Eastern Azure Dragon, Western White Tiger, Southern Suzaku, Northern Xuanwu, and four spirit beasts.

After time appeared, the way of heaven derived the Golden Crow and the Jade Rabbit, the two original divine beasts.

Six small animals represent space and time, and a happy life is boundless. "

After these few words, Cai Gen felt that this was beyond the scope of 5000 years of education.

What is my wife Yuanyuan teaching?

What about the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right, with the old cow on the waist?

Have you read too many novels?

Why did you incorporate mythology into it?
Is it a small stove specially opened for my son?
I still live happily ever after, don’t you think too much?
A bit off track?

Combined with his wife's identity as a horse fairy, Cai Gen feels that it is not very reliable.

What if my son develops such a worldview from now on?
(End of this chapter)