human suffering

Chapter 971 I Want Little Bunny

At the stall where Cai Gen was hesitating, Xi Beast was about to run to the edge of the big pit and disappear.

A meteor-like white light fell from the edge of the pit between lightning and flint, just hitting Xi Beast's body.

Xi Beast, who was about to leave, was knocked back to the bottom of the pit and smashed deeply into the soil.

If it wasn't for Zhenshuiyin's emergency dodging, Xi Beast would have hit Naqi squarely.

This mutation surprised everyone in the car.

Why, there are still people who won't let Xi Beast go?

Who is so arrogant?

What was even more surprising was Yuzao's group. Seeing the big pickup truck that came out of the ground because of dodging, the word "Anxin Bento" was really eye-catching.

"Old lady, Cai Gen has been here a long time ago, and has been watching the fun by the side."

"Yes, Mom, this Cai Gen is really insidious."

The moment Lingzimu saw the pickup, she actually laughed.

"You know what, shut up.

Cai Gen, are you in the car?

Do you care about customers and protect my safety in the dark? "

Cai Gen, who was in the car, heard the mother-in-law saying hello in the distance, and the greeting was very instructive.

To tell the truth by myself is definitely not in line with the world, but I am indeed watching the excitement.

He opened the car window and shouted at Lingzimu.

"Mother Lingzi, that is necessary.

We want to ensure the safety of every customer who shares children. It is not my style to collect money and do nothing, nor is it the concept of sharing children. "

Hey, forget it, let's play a small wave of advertisements, Cai Gen is a reflex.

It’s just that I want to slap myself after I finished speaking. Who is this advertisement for?

Could it be for Xi Beast?
Even if Xi Beast wants to buy services,
It's not impossible, just serve one day a year.

Hearing Cai Gen's answer, Lingzimu didn't know whether it was true or not, but was very happy anyway, and began to show off to her son and Yuzao.

"Look, what's up, I'm right.

In the next year, I will be a valued paying customer of Sharing Children. The money is really worth it. I am so beautiful when the god of suffering is a bodyguard. "

For Cai Gen to protect so much, Yuzao inevitably began to envy her, and her mind became active.

"Sister, how much is it for sharing children?

How about you fix it for me too, so I feel safe. "

Lingzimu didn't look at Yuzao, and directly refused.

"You are not qualified."

"Why am I not enough?"

"You are not old enough."

"I am enough, I am sure enough."

"You are not a lonely old man."

"I'm a widow. My husband has been dead for many years, and I don't have a son yet."

Capricorn and Honglei looked at Yuzao with deep resentment. Is it necessary to mention this matter repeatedly?

"You can try it, Cai Gen will never agree."

"Hmph, I don't believe it, my money isn't money, is it?"

Yuzao shouted loudly towards Cai Gen.

"Boss Cai, I'm Yuzao, how much is your shared child, buy me a set of services too."

Cai Gen was looking for the hole made by Xi Beast, and he didn't know if he was killed, but there was a lot of movement just now.

Hearing Yuzao's yelling made Cai Gen upset, isn't this an embarrassment?

Usually, I don't even dare to look her in the face, let alone come to serve her.

Besides, let my wife know that if I go to serve Yuzao by myself, I won't be able to survive.

However, there are customer inquiries that must be answered, which is Cai Gen's conditioned reflex.

"Sorry, the quota is full, you should line up."

The refusal was not straightforward, but it was definitely an excuse, which made Yuzao even more depressed.

"Don't quarrel, all of you shut up."

Xi Beast couldn't listen anymore in the soil, he didn't take himself seriously.

Those who advertise, those who consult business, those who say hello and gossip, why are they so indifferent?

After yelling, Xi Beast jumped out of the soil.

"Whoever sneaks up on me, come out and speak."

The flash with the power of time illuminates, and the entire pit is as bright as day.

Not far away, a Mickey Mouse stood up.

Yes, it is a Mickey that also shines with the power of time.

He walked over slowly, and answered in a tone of voice.

"What's a sneak attack? It's an aboveboard block.

Do you still remember you, Mr. Shu?You are mentally ill. "

Seeing Mickey's doll mask, Xi Beast was a little puzzled. Are superheroes wearing masks popular here?
But when he heard about Master Shu, Xi Beast became angry.

Or not angry, but bored, disgusted, annoyed.

As soon as he stretched out his fist, he began to pound the ground, as if something unacceptable had happened to him.

"Dead mouse, why are you here again, why are you here again this year?"

The one with the Mickey doll head was Zhang Mouse, and Cai Gen recognized it immediately.

Seeing Xi Beast suffer from mental illness there, Zhang Mouse didn't stop walking, and walked forward slowly.

"This year is the year of the rat, if I don't come, which father do you want to come?"

Xi Beast, who smashed the ground to vent his anger, did not stop and asked.

"Then why were you last year? Last year was not the year of the rat, but the year of the pig."

Zhang Mouse answered naturally.

"Little Pig didn't make it to reincarnation, so I'll take over.

This is our internal matter, you want to take care of it? "

Xi Beast's eyes became more and more desperate, as if such a disrupted order had killed his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"For how many years, they have all come in order, why are you so unruly?
Counting the year before last, you have been here for three years.

You are not bothered, I am bothered. "

Zhang Mouse stopped when he was still some distance away from the Xi Beast.

Shrugged, also very helpless.

"I can't help it, that kid Xugou hasn't awakened, and if he comes, he will die.

You can’t have a bye and no one can answer you right, I’m also reluctant, okay?

Do you think you are a sweet potato?
You are stinky shit, once you step on it, your feet will get stuck, and you can't get rid of it no matter how you shake it.

If you don't want to see me, you can go back now. "

Xi Beast probably felt that hitting the ground could no longer vent its anger, so it sat down on the ground like a slapstick, and began to kick its legs, like a naughty boy.

"I don't care, I don't care, I have to change someone, I want to see Little Tutu.

The last time Little Tutu came, we were very harmonious, and she was also very gentle.

Rock-paper-scissors played all night, she beat me all night, and slapped me all night.

I am so happy, I really miss it. "

This one
Cai Gen, who was sitting in the car, was dumbfounded.

Sure enough, the spirit is not normal, and it is impossible to use common sense to infer.

Turning his head and looking at Si Chen unconsciously, he had many thoughts in his mind.

It seems that it is because you are not as gentle as the little bunny, so Xi Beast is beaten into such a bear, why don't you look for the reason yourself?
Yuzao and his group behind the golden light barrier were even more depressed.

It can be solved with rock-paper-scissors, so why didn't I say it earlier, why bother to fight to the death.

The most depressed is Hong Lei, whose face is still swollen.

Zhang Mouse was not surprised to see Xi Beast like this.

After playing for so many years, it is impossible to be fooled by his appearance.

Since you want to talk nonsense, then I will accompany you. I am not the one in a hurry.

"Why don't Master Shu accompany you today with rock-paper-scissors?
We also play slapstick, and I can be very gentle, let's see if we can be harmonious. "

(End of this chapter)