human suffering

Chapter 996 Celebrating the whole world
Yuzao was in a dilemma, and Lingzimu behind her spoke.

"She is Cai Gen's queue customer, is she worthy?"

What is queuing customers?
Zhang Mouse was a little confused.

Maybe it's a business relationship.

Since it has something to do with the God of Suffering, then this face should be given.

"Mate, I will bring my wife to treat the injury in a few days. If there is something to do in this place, please call me. Let's go first."

Yuzao let out a long sigh of relief, it seems that he borrowed Cai Gen's light after all.

I hope that in the future, Cai Gen will not dismantle his own platform.

"Brother Zhang, take a slow walk and come to play when you have time."

Sichen glared at Yuzao viciously, and said nothing, as if she was trying to save Cai Gen.

When Xi Beast walked past Yuzao, it looked up and down for a long time, and then caught up with Zhang Mouse.

"Child mouse."

"Called Master Mouse."

"Okay, you're awesome, Master Shu, is it alright?"

"Hey, Xiao Xi, if you have anything to say, just say it."

"If you really like that place, just grab it right away?

So what's the trouble? "

"Xiao Xi, now I will teach you the first lesson. There are many good things in the world. You can't just grab other people's things if you like them. That's not the way to do things.

To live in the world like a person, you must follow the rules, understand the truth, and not be willful or indulge yourself. This is the necessary mentality to become stronger. "

"Master Shu, I can't remember what you said so much, can you write me a paper when you go back?

I must memorize it well, and in order to become stronger, I must be able to memorize it. "

Zhang Shuzi thought about the three spirit sons, mothers and mothers just now, and it is better not to tell Xi Beast the subtext.

When we really started fighting, I didn't know what to do. That old lady was unfathomable.

If you fail to grab something, you will be beaten again, how embarrassing it is?

Anyway, he is also a god now, if he doesn't want anything, he also has to lose face, right?
Even if he is shameless and spreads the word, the god Cai Gen created is nothing, how can he face Cai Gen in the future?

Of course, none of these can be said, as long as you know how to advance and retreat.

"Well, okay, Xiao Xi, you have to work hard. Your grandma and I are very optimistic about you."

"Master Shu, that girl is not bad, introduce me as a girlfriend?"

"That's a second marriage. You're still a boy. I've wronged you."

"What's wrong with the second marriage? It's not that I want to live a lifetime. It's just a year. I don't care."

"You don't care, I'm afraid she does.

Cheng, don't say I don't do things, there will be opportunities in the future, you take it easy"

Looking at the three people walking away, Yuzao's forehead was full of black lines.

Is he the second-married one that Zhang Mouse said?

Who are these people, and what are they talking about?
What brain circuit, mental illness?
"Eldest sister, listen, are they talking in human language? What's wrong with you guys?

No, I didn't mean that.

Why should you introduce someone to me?

Are they worthy? "

Ling Zimu put away the begging jar with a smile, really afraid that the conversation just broke down and she would have to trouble herself.

"Why don't you deserve it, that silver-haired one is Xi Beast.

If you marry him, apart from other benefits, it is safe to keep Qin Chun forever. "

what?
That turned out to be Xi Beast?

Tamamo felt that the world was too crazy.

However, it was only a brief surprise, and I was conquered by the four words of eternal youth.

Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor sat in the center with his eyes closed, motionless, as if he was meditating, where should the fate of the three worlds go?
However, the snoring that came out from time to time broke this contemplation.

"Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, great news, it's done, it's done again."

The Jade Emperor was interrupted to doze off, no, he was very annoyed when his thoughts were interrupted, and he was about to get angry when he opened his eyes.

But seeing that it was Taishang Laojun who came, he adjusted his mood in time.

"Brother Jun, don't panic, speak slowly.

Is there any good news now? "

No wonder the Jade Emperor is negative, it's just the coordinates in the world. After being widely publicized, endless troubles will follow one after another, and it is difficult to have any good news.

Cursing thousands of times could not alleviate the resentment towards the west in his heart.

That group of dead rushed to the street, caused such a catastrophe, and shook the foundation of the Three Realms. Could that be the fault of the Four Heavenly Kings?

Even with the Ksitigarbha King added, it can't withstand such a big thunder.

Ask three times a day, but can't give an explanation, is there no one in heaven to bully me?

Yes, there really aren't many left.

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor sighed.

"Brother Jun, tell me quickly, what happened again?

Whether it is good or bad, you give me a message. "

Halo, didn't you tell me not to panic and speak slowly?
I still want to wait here for two days, I don't know if it will be slow enough.

What you think in your heart, you can't say it with your mouth, let alone show it on your face.

"Jade Emperor, this time is really a great benefit.

Since the last time the God of Fortune returned to the human world, today, yes, is the [-]th year of the human world.

Let me be a little tricky here, do you still remember what happened on New Year's Eve? "

The Jade Emperor looked at the embarrassing Taishang Laojun, and thought to himself, why is this old guy so lucky?

After drawing lots so many times, why didn't you get one?

Is there something shady?
It would be great if he was taken down, no one would play tricks on him here.

Strengthen your spirits and give praise to Taishang Laojun.

"New Year's Eve? If I remember correctly, today is the day for the Kitchen God to go to heaven for a job assessment. Is someone here to receive the year-end bonus?"

"Jade Emperor, you forgot, the Kitchen God has long since smoked out, so there is no one to sue.

Besides, it's the New Year's Eve, not the New Year's Eve, guess what. "

Well, thank you for reminding me that the Kitchen God is gone.

The Jade Emperor continued to cooperate, as if a memory he didn't want to think of suddenly came back.

"On New Year's Eve, Palace Master Guanghan begged me to do something and promised to go to her place to watch singing and dancing performances every New Year's Eve.

Hey, recalling the past, forget it, Xiao'e is also gone."

Taishang Laojun is sweating a little, what has been going on in his mind all day?

"No, Jade Emperor, you guess again, guess the real thing."

After being interrupted in memory, the Jade Emperor finally became unhappy.

The dignity of the superior is that if you make me unhappy, no one else will be happy.

"Ah, Brother Jun, I thought of it, look at my memory.

New Year's Eve is the birthday of Princess Iron Fan's son, so I don't know if it's going well in the west?

Brother Jun, are you still in touch now? "

Can this sentence be said like this?

Taishang Laojun's face also began to look ugly, he hesitated for a long time, and skipped the questioning session.

"Jade Emperor, today is the day of the New Year's Eve War."

"New Year's Eve? Could it be that the beast didn't come on this year's Eve, so you missed work?"

Oops, I'm going, Taishang Laojun really can't bear it anymore, I really can't afford it.

"Jade Emperor, in the battle on New Year's Eve, Xiao Nian's god, Jun Zishu, was chosen by the God of Suffering, and his body became a god."

Ah!
"The body becomes a god? Is it in the human world?"

The Jade Emperor was so excited that tears filled his eyes, and kicked the table flying with his bloody kick.

"As long as righteous gods guard us, there will be no chaos in the world, the foundation of the Three Realms will not fall, and there will be hope for the revival of heaven!
Brother Jun, you take out your family wealth, let's celebrate together, a good year of auspicious snow. "

This one
Taishang Laojun wanted to cry but had no tears, so he could only pretend to be happy and howl.

(End of this chapter)