Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1299
There is a big difference between northern barbecue and southern barbecue. Southern barbecue mostly grills chicken wings, corn, and sausages, and less of others.There are many types of barbecue in the north. Looking at the dazzling array of things, I don't know what I want to eat.

While I was still hesitating, the boss had brought a plate to me, and said warmly to us: "Big kidney, please try it first, it's not good, I won't charge you!"

If this is in the south, this kind of thing will never happen. If you don’t order it, the boss will never make it up. What if the customer doesn’t want it? , I will give it up first, and you are too embarrassed to say no.

Then we ordered some beef and mutton, tofu rolls, and ordered two bottles of beer, but the boss brought us a box and told us how much to drink. We can take it by ourselves, and if we can’t drink it, we can return it!
One after another, people began to get help. The most unremarkable store we chose turned out to be the hottest store on this street.

In twos and threes, men and women, in an endless stream.

Three young men, two men and one woman, sat next to us. The store is not big, and there are many people. They all sit next to each other. A young man with an obscene appearance and curly hair sat back to back with me, and a man sat opposite him. Among the young men in crumpled Brazilian suits was a young woman with heavy makeup and a bit of beauty in the middle.

This meal seemed to be a treat for a man in a suit, curly-haired curly said: "Brother Lai, have you made a lot of money recently? You are getting more and more stylish, why are you thinking of inviting the two of us to dinner?"

The elder brother said mysteriously: "I have found a way to make money!"

The curly hair seemed to be afraid of being heard, and looked around deliberately, and said in a low voice: "Brother, you have a way to make money, don't talk about it here, the money will not be exposed!"

Brother Lai said indifferently: "It's okay, let people know, and they won't be able to make this money!"

Curly asked a little puzzled: "Isn't it a way to break the law? Brother, you also know that I'm timid, I can't earn that money!"

The young woman turned her curly hair white and blamed, "You, you have only achieved so little in this life, and it's unlucky for me to marry you!"

It turns out that curly hair and the young woman are husband and wife.

Brother Lai's face was facing the curly hair, but his eyes glanced at the young woman from time to time and said: "What can we do about breaking the law? It's a serious business!"

When Curly heard that he was interested, he hurriedly asked: "Brother, what is a good deal? Let's make some money too!"

Brother Lai laughed and said, "No problem, who made us brothers, right, Meiyan?"

The young woman put her hand on Brother Lai's knowingly, and said with a wink: "Brother Lai regards us as brothers, of course we know, if we can make some money for our family, I will definitely Thank you so much!"

Brother Lai looked at the curly hair on the side, who didn't seem to see the curly hair at all, and asked urgently: "Brother Lai, tell me quickly!"

Brother Lai straightened his wrinkled suit and said seriously, "Have you heard of Parkson Fund?"

The two shook their heads at the same time.

Brother Lai said exaggeratedly: "Haven't you heard of Parkson Group? This is one of the top [-] companies in the world. It can cost hundreds or thousands a year..." He seemed unsure, so he thought for a while and said, "Thousands a year. The output value of [-] million!"

Curly let out a cry, and said in surprise: "Thousands of billions? How much is it?"

When Brother Lai heard this, they had no objections, and said confidently: "Let's put it this way, they make more money in one second than you do in a year!"

Curly once again said: "I am 3500 a month, 4.2 a year, they are 4.2 a second, 1*60 a minute, that is..."

The young woman interrupted the calculation of Juantou impatiently and said: "Don't forget it, what can you do if you figure it out?".

Then he touched Brother Lai's hand and asked, "Quickly tell me, what happened to Parkson Group?"

Brother Lai was very useful, and said with a smile: "I know a buddy who works as a security guard at Parkson Group, and overheard a gossip that Parkson Group has launched a private equity fund, which is very profitable. The annualized rate is 100% two hundred, let me buy it quickly. I definitely didn’t believe it at first, it might be a liar to make such money, but my buddy really bought it, and he became a rich man in a blink of an eye. Oh my god, just over 2! I just tried to buy some and guess what?"

The two hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"

Brother Lai said excitedly: "Brother has also made money! Now, brother is looking for people to borrow money everywhere. Taking advantage of this opportunity, he fought a beautiful turnaround! Get rich in one fell swoop!"

Curly scratched his head and said, "Are you sure? We don't understand that stuff either! You won't be deceived, right?"

The young woman gave her curly hair a white look: "You've been such a wimp in your life! If you don't go for a fight, will you turn around in this life? Brother Lai has given us this opportunity now, so we don't cherish it! How about it, Brother Lai , don’t borrow money, count us in too!”

Lai Ge wondered: "Just counting places like this, I still want to buy it myself, this..."

The young woman hurriedly pulled Brother Lai and said coquettishly, "Brother Lai, just help us!"

Brother Lai reluctantly said: "Okay, okay, I'll give you a share! But I have to say yes first, I want a commission!"

The young woman hurriedly said, "No problem!"

Brother Lai, who made money, only ordered skewers that can be counted on ten fingers, one bottle of beer. Went to buy the bill.

After they left, Guan Ze asked me with great interest, "Are they being cheated?"

I asked back, "What do you say?"

Guan Ze thought for a while and said, "Sounds like a scam. Don't you think that anything with an annualized rate of more than 20% is a scam? It doesn't conform to economic laws!"

I smiled and said: "I learned! However, this kind of private equity fund is hard to say. If you meet a good trader, you may see huge growth in the short term, but long-term investment is definitely impossible! Parkson may be short of money , collect a wave of money, and then find a way to pay it back, and don’t want people to know, just pay some interest! It’s almost like borrowing usury, really usury doesn’t have so much money!”

Guan Ze snorted and said, "That's still cheating money! They are so rich, they still want to cheat money? If someone finds out, they will be finished!"

I shook my head and said: "It's not like they are cheating, and no one is forcing these leeks to buy. As for those who lose money and make money, investment is risky. If they make money, they will take the money. If they lose money, they will naturally have to lose money." Now, isn't this normal?"

Guan Ze asked strangely: "Then you say that, isn't Wei Hua also considered a liar?"

I shook my head again and said, "Wei Hua is different. If he makes a profit and loses money, he will take all the money! It's the same as robbery! Besides, Parkson spent some money in the early stage. I didn't hear it just now. Let’s just say, many people have made money, and got it! Wei Hua’s kind just stole the money and refused to admit it! He also made a lot of false publicity, Parkson’s kind of publicity is relying on others, I didn't say anything, and kept it a secret! This is different!"

Guan Ze nodded and said, "Then I understand!"

On the way back, I was thinking what exactly is this Parkson going to do?Shouldn't it be possible to engage in such smoky things like this?When I walked to the door, I saw a person wearing a hat and a sweater with a hat, standing sneakily in our second-floor compound and wandering around.

Taking a closer look, I smiled, and said to Guan Ze: "See, here comes the trap!"

Guan Ze chuckled and said, "Sure enough, you can predict things like a god!"

Guan Ze and I sneaked around behind him, and suddenly pinched him from left to right. Li Lei panicked all of a sudden, and just about to scream, Guan Ze covered his mouth for him, and then drove close to him. The gate of the compound.

As soon as the door was closed, the security didn't ask what was going on, and carried Li Lei into the building.

After searching the body, I found that there was no offensive weapon, and then just threw it on the ground.

Li Lei got up, looked at me very angrily, and said, "I'm here to negotiate with you, you can't treat me like this!"

I laughed loudly and said, "The two countries are at war, so don't kill them, right?"

Li Lei hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes!"

Yaoyang had a big mouth, yawned and came down from upstairs, saw Li Lei, as if he saw a treasure, and asked with a smile: "Is he surrendering himself, or is he surrendering himself?"

I smiled and said, "Who knows? I'm too embarrassed to enter the door. I walked around the door and I saw it. Then I invited you in! Tell me, what are you doing here?"

Li Lei chirped and said, "I've said it all, I'm here to negotiate!"

I sat on the sofa, stretched comfortably and said, "I was tired all night yesterday, and I was a little sleepy. If you have anything to say, tell me quickly, I don't have time to waste time with you!"

Li Lei asked nervously, "What did you do last night?"

I stared at him curiously and asked, "What do you care about me? I'm burying people! I have to bury so many people at once, and I have to do it myself. Can I not be tired?"

Li Lei let out a cry, and exclaimed, "You were buried? Are you serious?"

I snorted coldly: "Of course it's true! I don't have time to joke with you!"

Li Lei said helplessly: "You can't do it, can you? Isn't it just a small fight? You buried everyone for me?"

Yaoyang said disdainfully: "Small fights? Come to my place to make trouble, frame, and even want to kill people! This is small fights! The reason why you are still standing here and not lying down is because I want to see you How do you explain it?"

Li Lei said in surprise: "What murder? Whom? What are you talking about?"

Yaoyang snorted and said: "If I dare to take your place, I should know that I'm not easy to mess with! If you can't afford to mess with people, don't mess with them!"

Li Lei tremblingly said: "You... who are you scaring?"

Yaoyang said disdainfully: "Scaring? Dahua and that dwarf are waiting for you below!"

Li Lei didn't believe it at all: "Impossible! How dare you really kill people!"

Yaoyang curled his lips and said: "Why dare not? They are all people with no relatives and no reason, and no one knows! If we are soft, we will have to bully us all in the future!"

Li Lei began to waver, his face turned purple with fright: "Then you wouldn't just bury people like this, would you?"

I sighed and said, "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, tell me, what should I do about this?"

Li Lei was still a little puzzled and said: "Wait, you said someone is going to kill you? Dahua gave him ten guts, but he didn't dare!"

I also asked with some doubts: "It's not him, it's the other dwarf who came up and wanted to stab me!"

Li Lei said in disbelief: "Short? Lei Zi? I didn't let him go!"

I looked at Li Lei's expression, he didn't seem to be lying, and asked again: "It's not you? Then who else can call him?"

Li Lei looked at me puzzled and said, "I don't know him well, how would I know? He's planning to kill you?"

I thought this was a bit strange, so I asked again: "Do you know who else has an opinion on me besides you?"

Li Lei said inexplicably: "What a big deal, are you going to kill someone?"

I looked at Li Lei suspiciously again, seeing that his words didn't sound like lies, so I asked, "Who is that dwarf anyway?"

Li Lei replied casually: "Poor ghost! My wife is sick and owes a lot of debt. I borrowed him a hundred thousand, and I haven't paid back a penny yet!"

Then he immediately explained: "I just felt sorry for him, but I didn't ask him to do anything! I haven't seen him for a long time! Really!"

Yaoyang cut his throat and said, "There is no proof now, you can say whatever you want!"

Li Lei was really dumbfounded this time: "You guys really did it! He is a fool. I lent him 10 yuan to see a doctor for his wife, but I didn't ask him to pay back the money. He is not a bad person, but he may have a moment I just can't think about it! I said a lot of bad things about you, and I was very angry, but I just wanted to scare you. I have always done this before, and it's okay! Who knows, this time he will do it on his own, mess Come on! I just asked Dahua to make trouble for you. They are all routines that have been used in the past. Who knew that they hit the iron plate this time! You don’t have to do it so badly! You report to the official Come on, is it worth killing people!? Aren’t you planning to take me too..."

Yaoyang and I looked at each other and smiled, and Yaoyang cut his teeth and said: "Nothing! With this little ability, what do you think you are so arrogant? What kind of capital do you have? Just the few people under your command Huh? None of them can get things done, so they will do everything by bluffing and bluffing! As for this pissy person, if you say you are out to mess around, you will be flattered! You have no brains, no guts, how can you say that Changhai and the others can be defeated by you? How about running away?"

I smiled and said: "It's not the same group of people! The people who did it last time were not these few, right? Young Master Li? Who found someone for you? They are ruthless and skilled. Someone else should find it for you Is there someone behind you? Who? Your three brothers?"

(End of this chapter)