Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1323 Little Black is Stupid
What I didn't expect was that Shi Shi actually found the eldest brother, and several important figures showed their faces in the short film and said a few words.

When I got the clip, Lu Yuchen was overjoyed, but seeing me frowning, he asked me strangely, "What's wrong with you? Isn't this the effect you want? Why are you unhappy?"

I sighed and said, "I was thinking, how to promote this? Just use the beginning of the short film as a promotion? Would it be a bit of a title party? This will not only disgust these stars, but also disgust the audience. ? How can we spread it silently?"

Lu Yuchen thought for a while and said: "This is easy to handle! Find a few people to write a few reviews, raise the score of this documentary, and then the audience will be interested in watching these stars when they see these stars in it, so that there will be word of mouth and The number of clicks is high! Don't worry, this matter can't be rushed!"

I hummed and said, "That's right! Then wait and see the effect! We can only wait!"

Xiao Hei didn't wait for the publicity effect to come out, and he didn't listen to my advice. Don't take out the money first, wait for the policy to come out later, and directly took out all the savings from his account, and first helped them build a martial arts training center in the town. It is an indoor gymnasium, probably because he was afraid that I would get angry, so he dared not tell me, so he approached Yaoyang and asked him to find a construction team to do the construction.

When I heard the news, the foundation had already been laid. If it hadn't been for the serious groundwater blowout phenomenon during the foundation laying, I wouldn't have known about it!I also ignored him, I just wanted to see when he told me and how to solve their problems?

It stands to reason that this is a construction technical problem, and I should not be able to find it, but due to their wrong geological survey, all the pile heads cannot be used, and they need to be reinstalled. Reinstallation is not the main problem. It is difficult to pull out everything nailed in!This is not only a matter of cost, but also involves technical safety issues. If you do not do it carefully, the stake will explode!The problem finally came to me.Xiao Hei can hold his breath, it's all like this, and if he doesn't call me for help, I can't just leave him alone. I'm afraid that if this goes on, Xiao Hei may be overwhelmed.

So, I called Mr. Zhang of China State Construction Engineering Co., Ltd. and asked him what to do when encountering such a problem. I borrowed a chief engineer from him and went to the site with me to see how to solve it.

The project was suspended, and the project manager sent by Yaoyang sat in a daze at the gate. It is not difficult to imagine that he must have been pissed off by Xiao Hei.

When I saw me, it was like seeing a savior. I almost knelt down and cried to me: "Mr. Chen, it's really not my problem! Those who came to investigate, handed over the results to me and left. How do I know that they are investigating? There is a problem with the report! I drove the piling completely according to the technical requirements on the drawing, and it really has nothing to do with me! That black-faced guy, seeing me every day, looks like he is going to kill me, I think I will stay longer, He will kill me sooner or later! It’s too scary! I don’t know when he will appear, just standing behind me without saying anything, just staring at me like this. I heard that he is a murderer. Also, those people in the martial arts hall are all vicious, and when they heard that there was a problem with my construction, they all came to me with a big knife to ask me to blame, and all my workers ran away in fright!"

I smiled and asked, "Then why don't you run away?"

The project manager lamented: "Why don't I want to run! But I can't run away! Several times I wanted to drive the car and run straight away. As soon as I got in the car, he sat behind my car. I didn't know when he got up. Yes! Do you think I dare to drive?"

I laughed loudly and said, "It's true, if you continue like this, you will be crazy! It's okay, I'm here, he dare not touch you! What about others?"

The project manager shook his head and said, "How do I know? I'm afraid of seeing him every day, and also afraid of not seeing him. I don't know when he will appear, like a ghost!
I comforted me: "Since you are right, what are you afraid of? Just talk to him if you have anything!"

The project manager said with a bitter face: "I dare not open my mouth, I am afraid that if I say something wrong, if he punches me, I will faint!"

I giggled and said, "Hey, you are so ridiculous! Take us to see the scene!"

Walking into the site, the pile driver was still there, and the piles were all finished. The groundwater continued to flow out from the pile heads, and then flowed along the newly opened ditches to the terraced fields outside. Fortunately, there was no stagnant water, and the piles could be clearly seen. head position.

The chief engineer took a visual inspection and said: "First find the survey team, and then come to survey again, I want accurate survey results!"

I asked curiously, "Have any of you encountered this situation before?"

The chief engineer nodded and said: "I have encountered it. When I was constructing small household appliances for you, it was like this. It was more serious than this. Wasn't the factory built at that time? Then after the equipment was installed, it was Collapsed!"

I said with an oh: "Yeah, what should I do next?"

The chief engineer smiled and said, "There's nothing to do? It's just torn down and rebuilt! Didn't you pay fines one by one at that time? All the construction teams lost money during that construction!"

I recalled it for a while and said, "It seems so! So what should I do with this?"

The chief engineer thought for a while and said: "How to do it depends on the survey results! My idea is to add piles, add two auxiliary piles next to each pile, drive deeper, and be able to support the main pile. !"

I said with an oh: "This is also okay? Is the cost high?"

The chief engineer made an estimate and said, "It's probably the money you paid for driving these piles, which is equivalent to paying for another pile driving!"

Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief: "That's okay! I'll go to their survey office for the money!"

Suddenly the project manager screamed, and I looked in the direction he pointed, and Xiao Hei was standing next to a pile head, as if he was about to pull out the pile head with both hands.

His whole body was covered in mud, and he looked really scary.

I yelled at him loudly: "Why are you crazy? You're like Lu Zhishen and throwing weeping willows down?"

Xiao Hei was indifferent.

I continued to scold: "What the hell are you stupid? It's not impossible to solve it, you come up to me quickly, if you don't come up again, I really don't care!"

Hearing this, Xiao Hei woke up slowly and walked up stupidly. As soon as I got angry, I directly charged at Xiao Hei with a water gun, and Xiao Hei just stood still until the chief engineer couldn't stand it Only then stopped me and snatched the water gun from my hand.

I pointed at Xiao Hei's nose and scolded, "Why are you crazy? What a big deal, why is your mental capacity so low? You used to kill people without blinking an eye, how come you can't think about something like this? ? It’s normal for engineering problems!”

Xiao Hei murmured: "Why am I so useless, I can't even do this well!"

I sighed and said: "You have to learn, how can you do it if you don't learn? You haven't learned anything, and you just want to build a gymnasium yourself. How can it be so easy!? Besides, the matter of geological survey, It has nothing to do with you! This is not my specialty!"

Xiao Hei said with some frustration: "Could it be that my specialty is wielding knives and sticks? Can't you understand anything else?"

I comforted me and said, "It's not normal for someone to be a human being all his life, but he can't understand it. Take it easy, you can't rush it! It's not all your fault, it's me who keeps getting you involved in disputes. A normal person's life! Hey, it's my fault!"

Xiao Hei looked up at me and asked, "Do you think I can still be like a normal person?"

I raised my head firmly and said: "You are a normal person! This is a mistake that all normal people will make. If you make a mistake, it means that you are a normal person. If you know everything and are proficient in everything, then you are not normal. Woolen cloth!"

Then he said to the chief engineer: "This is the person in charge of this project, please explain to him in detail how to save it."

The chief engineer was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "President Chen, don't worry, I will help him deal with this matter! The loss must be minimized!"

Afterwards, the chief engineer patted Xiao Hei on the shoulder. This action startled the project manager who was watching dumbfounded. He was afraid that Xiao Hei would knock down the chief engineer with a backhand.

But Xiao Hei didn't respond at all.

After that, Xiao Hei followed the chief engineer every day, and the two were inseparable. Soon a new survey team came over, conducted repeated surveys on the plot, and gave a detailed report. The chief engineer called again My own technical team worked overtime overnight and finally designed a rescue plan, which only cost 20 more than the budgeted cost.

It wasn't until the construction team entered the site to add piles that Xiao Hei's frown eased.

In the evening, Xiao Hei directly roasted a whole lamb in the big yard to reward everyone.

Martial arts practitioners are not so particular, they don’t need any politeness, as long as they know that you are kind to him, he will treat you sincerely, and soon they will become one with the construction team members, and teach them some self-defense techniques from time to time Team staff, making the project quality and progress are greatly improved.

As soon as the wine was drunk, although everyone gathered together from all over the world, they immediately became good buddies who talked about everything.

The chief engineer was also infected by this atmosphere, and while drinking wine, he said to me: "In the past, when I saw these people wielding knives and guns, I was afraid. It’s me who is too narrow-minded! How simple and cute! I’ve never been on that construction site, and I’ve seen workers work so hard, they don’t go to rest after work, they practice martial arts!”

I laughed and said: "The working atmosphere is good, and I am also happy to work! In this way, you can tell everyone that if this project is completed ahead of schedule, I will pay for them to reward them myself! Yesterday, Mr. Zhang was still worried that they would not do well. , kept telling me, if anyone is disobedient and doesn’t work quickly, tell him right away! Look at the current situation, how much you are making a face for you, if I have a project in the future, I won’t ask you who?"

The chief engineer nodded and smiled: "Don't say you didn't think of it, I didn't think of it either!"

At this time, the drum sounded suddenly, and a golden lion jumped out from the gate, first circled around everyone, and then followed the drumbeat vividly, dancing happily. Everyone cheered non-stop. The scene was very lively.

When the performance was over, I saw that Xiao Hei took off the lion's head. It turned out that he was dancing the lion, and Xiao Hei walked up to Huang Junying sweating, squatted down and asked, "Master Huang, how was my dance just now? "

Huang Junying waited for a long time before saying: "This... the pace is steady but not flexible enough, and it lacks coordination with the lion's tail. At the same time, your arm is too strong. We see the lion as painful and not happy enough!"

I laughed loudly and said, "Yeah, I always feel that this lion is jealous, as if it wants to bite someone!"

Xiao Hei Hei glanced at me, then humbly asked Huang Junying: "Then...how should I practice?"

Huang Junying thought for a while and said: "If you really want to learn, you have to learn from me and my apprentice. It's not that I don't teach you, but we have ancestors' precepts. We don't teach people with foreign surnames, but it depends on you. If you are so sincere, I will let you learn, but you have to learn from the beginning, no matter your age, it only depends on the time you started, so if you want to learn, you have to learn from my apprentice!"

Xiao Hei said indifferently: "No problem, how about I apprentice now?"

Huang Junying hesitated for a moment and said: "I have to discuss this with my two younger brothers!" After speaking, she walked over to discuss with the younger brothers.

I curiously asked Xiao Hei: "Are you at least so low-key? You have to call this Master Huang Master when you are apprenticed. Didn't you learn your kung fu foundation in just a few days?"

Xiao Hei sighed and said, "You don't understand. The lion dance can't be learned with brute force! It's about skills, you really learn it, you really practice it! If you don't believe me, go and try it." try!"

I said disdainfully: "How difficult is it? If you want me to jump the pile, I can't do it. If you dance a few times on the ground, what's the difficulty?" After finishing speaking, I lifted the lion head on the table and put it on On the head, I held the two handles in front of the lion head with both hands, and started to wave my arms. Just a few times, I felt a little numb in my arms, and gradually felt that the lion head was extremely heavy.

After putting down the lion head, I asked Xiao Hei suspiciously: "How much does this lion head weigh? It doesn't look too heavy. Why do you lose your strength after holding it for a while?"

Xiao Hei explained: "The lion's head is not heavy. The southern lion's head is only 6.7 catties. The northern lion's head is heavier, only 6 or 7 catties. You just keep holding it on your head, and you keep swinging it. Put it down, people who have never been trained, who can suffer? Look at the few strokes you just made, I think the lion is about to fall asleep! There is a lot of knowledge here, and the traditional culture is extensive and profound. Don’t look at it It’s so superficial, and I think it’s easy, but in fact, it’s not easy to do anything, and practice makes perfect, there’s nothing in this world that can be learned at once!”

(End of this chapter)