Confessions of a Salesman

The aunt was completely panicked now: "You...you are the second lady's bodyguard? I...I didn't do it on purpose, just this time, I will return it to you, and you can just pretend nothing happened, okay?"

I shook my head and said, "Not good! You were threatening me just now! Now it's my turn!"

The aunt took out the necklace and said: "I just took this necklace, Madam, she has a lot of it, she won't know at all, just let me go, I... I will give me this month's salary at most. You, let me go!"

I still shook my head and said, "Don't let me go! I don't want your money!"

The aunt let out a cry, and said in a panic: "You...you can't be the one who wants me, right?"

I poohed and said, "What are you thinking? I'll ask you, and you have to answer me truthfully!"

The aunt hurriedly nodded and said, "Say it, tell it, I'll tell you whatever you ask!"

I asked: "What is the second lady's daily routine?"

Aunt frowned, and asked me back, "Aren't you the second lady's bodyguard?"

I said angrily: "Am I her bodyguard, am I in conflict with you stealing things? Am I not her bodyguard, so I can't report you? Now I ask you, or you ask me?"

The aunt hurriedly waved her hand and said, "Yes, yes, don't report it, just ask, just ask!"

I asked again: "Second Madam's schedule?"

The aunt replied: "She usually sleeps until noon, drinks coffee and afternoon tea, then goes to play cards, and goes home after playing late at night!"

I asked curiously: "What about your master? Didn't he come back?"

The aunt suddenly became excited and said: "Him? You may not see him once a month, and you just say that this rich man is really strange. He spent so much money to raise a mistress, and he didn't need it. Not only did he No need, please ask someone else to use it!" After finishing speaking, he laughed happily, a good eighth woman.

I asked again: "You also know that the Second Madam has an adulterer outside?"

The aunt said mysteriously: "Not only did I know, I also saw them on the bed? Tsk tsk tsk... That scene is really... unsightly! Don't say that Madam is usually very quiet, but she is actually very coquettish, otherwise The master doesn't like her either!"

I suddenly felt that the videotape that the waiter regarded as a treasure may not be useful, and it is unrealistic to ask for at least 5000 million. Hearing what the aunt said, the second lady doesn't seem to care much about these things!

I asked again: "Then when does she usually get together with her adulterer?"

The aunt hesitated and replied: "I'm not sure about this! Ah, I remembered, usually when the second wife loses a lot, she seems to be in a good mood these days, she should have won money, Probably won't come!"

I cut it and said, "So this adulterer is taking advantage of me! In this way, these few days, if you see your wife lose money, you can hang a red dress on the balcony!"

The aunt nodded hurriedly: "Okay, okay, then you promise me not to tell me about me!"

I hummed and said, "As long as you are obedient, I will pretend nothing happened!"

Let the aunt go, pick up the waiter after get off work, and tell her what I saw today.

The waiter said: "The cleaning aunt is her mother's good sister. Her mother introduced that aunt to clean up at the beginning!"

I groaned and said, "No wonder, she likes to peep into other people's privacy just like you!"

The waiter said dissatisfiedly: "I don't like peeping into other people's privacy, I'm doing it for revenge!"

I was a little puzzled and said: "I see that the second lady is not as cruel as you said today! I think she is quite gentle!"

The waiter cut it and said: "You men only look at women's appearance! When she lost her temper, she just pushed my mother down the stairs like a beast!"

I hummed and said, "Whoever she is? I'll just help you, but don't be impatient, can you show me that video? Otherwise, I can't blackmail her!"

But the waiter curled his lips and said, "I know you guys like this. There are ready-made women for you. You don't need to. You have to look at these things. It's exciting, isn't it?"

I shook my head and said, "What are you thinking? I didn't see the video, how could I threaten her? How could she trust me? If I want to spy, I can go directly to her house to spy, why should I watch the video?"

The waiter thought for a while and said, "That's right, you have sneaked into the house today, it seems that you are really good! Wait, turn your face away!"

I looked at her puzzled, she let out a groan, saw that I was not moving, and didn't ask me anymore, she just took off her skirt and touched her underwear.

I hurriedly turned around and said, "Do you need to hide it so secretly?"

The waiter said: "Okay, turn around, don't hide it so secretly, if they find out, my plan to make a fortune will be gone! As long as I don't hand it over, they won't dare to do anything to me!"

I persuaded: "Don't be so confident, if I were them, I would have a way to deal with you, kill people to silence you, use your mother to blackmail you, can you not hand it over, you are too young, there are ten thousand ways to deal with you! "

The waiter was taken aback for a moment, and said with some fear, "Then...then aren't you helping me now?"

I nodded and said, "Help, I will help you if I tell you! Let me see first, how much is this video worth?"

Plugged it into the computer, clicked play, and a man and a woman appeared in the camera. The man kept the woman as soon as he entered the door. After a while, the man hugged the woman and walked upstairs. Halfway up the stairs, the clothes on his body disappeared, and then he started fighting on the stairs.

The waiter saw that I was excited, and teased me: "How is it? Is it exciting? Do you have any desire?" After speaking, he leaned on me.

At this moment, I suddenly saw the man's face clearly, I was startled, and then I almost jumped up and said: "Now you are really posting, this video can not only ask for money from the second lady, but also with that adulterer If the husband wants money, how much can he give?"

The waiter looked at me puzzled and asked, "Really? Do you know that man?"

I smiled and said: "I know, not only know, but also very familiar, just wait to collect the money!"

Then, for two consecutive days, I didn't see the red clothes drying on the balcony until the third day, finally, the red clothes appeared.

I sneaked into the house ahead of time, and at ten o'clock in the evening, I heard the sound of a car outside the door. The second lady ran downstairs in transparent pajamas.

The bodyguards outside the door had already been dismissed by her, the man pushed the door and came in and hugged the second lady, and the two of them gnawed together.

After chewing for a while, the second lady knocked off the man's salty pig's hand that had been stuck into her pajamas, and said coquettishly: "My friend, I lost money again, you have to help me this time, they are going to charge me interest, say If you don't pay back the money in three days, tell the old man!"

The man seemed to be disappointed, let go of the woman, sat down on the sofa, and lit a cigarette; "How many times is this the first time for you? Every time you lose money, I come to me and tell you to bet less. Don’t listen! You know, I have to give you the money every time, including the interest? If it was me, how dare they charge me interest? I can’t pay you back the money, you really can’t bet like this , Last time you owed more than 2000! How much is it this time?"

The second lady hurriedly sat on the man's lap coquettishly, put her arms around his neck and said, "Then I miss you? You don't come here, I'm bored, so I have to gamble! Not many this time, only 1000, but tomorrow Start calculating interest!"

The man sighed and said: "The old man didn't give you less money for a month, right? Have you gambled away?"

The second lady cut her throat and said, "What is the money he gave enough for? Don't talk about gambling, even the wages of the workers here can hardly be paid!"

The man said with some dissatisfaction: "Is there too little for you? He can't use his strength on you once a month. What else do you want? Give you food, give you shelter, and let you gamble? You say You can just bet a little bit, if you want to bet so big, this is the last time, if there is a next time, I really don't care!"

Seeing that the man agreed to his request, the second lady became gentle again, rubbing against the man's body, and the man was also very lustful, so she was about to punish the woman on the sofa.

I don't mind watching this kind of play, but I have more important things to do, especially meeting this man.

I coughed dryly and walked downstairs.

The two stopped their hands immediately, and the man's first reaction was to ask the woman: "Are there other men in your house?"

The second lady also said in a daze: "What man? Why is there a man in my house?"

I laughed loudly and said, "Brother Gui, are you still so flirtatious? Where's Zhimei? Why don't you play a dragon and two phoenixes?"

The little ghost was startled at first, and then saw that it was me, and said with some surprise: "Why did you come in? How did you find this place?"

I smiled and said, "I'm also very surprised! I really didn't expect to see you here? It's still such a beautiful scene!"

The second lady hurriedly found a blanket and put it on her body, looked at the little ghost in a panic, and the little ghost hurriedly comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm on my own!"

I laughed and said, "That's right, sister-in-law, we are all on our own, so don't be nervous! Ah, should this be called sister-in-law? Or second lady? This relationship is a bit messy!"

The kid's expression changed: "What are you talking about? You...why did you come here? What did you see?"

I said with a smile: "I have seen what should be seen, and I have seen what cannot be seen!"

The little ghost said with a straight face: "What do you mean? What do you know?"

I hummed and said: "You are all like this, what else do I need to know? I know she is the second wife, your father's second wife, and you, I probably know the situation now, this kind of thing You're doing it a bit more secretly. It's really not appropriate to just come to someone's house like this? You said, I saw it, and you said that if you let other people with ulterior motives see it, then publicize it , it’s this stall again, it’s dangerous!”

The kid was a little frightened and said, "Does anyone else know about this?"

The second lady suddenly remembered something, and said to me: "It's you? You were the one who took the USB drive that day?"

I shook my head and said, "Isn't it a woman who took the USB flash drive that day? Didn't your bodyguards chase after you to the coffee shop? How could it be me?"

The second lady was taken aback, thought for a while, and hurriedly said: "That woman is yours? What is your purpose?"

The little ghost was confused by what he heard, and immediately chased after the second lady and asked, "What USB drive?"

The second lady sighed and said: "When you came last time, this monitor was turned on and recorded, and the video was copied and taken away! It is this person's subordinate!"

The little ghost first said to the second wife angrily: "Why are you so fucking stupid? Someone recorded it? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

The second lady explained: "Then I have to find you. Besides, I just want to give some money and just buy it back. Who knows that I have lost all my money. I don't want to ask you for some money. If you can solve it yourself, you can solve it yourself!"

The little ghost pointed at her and cursed: "You are so fucking stupid! Can other people know about this? Are your bodyguards safe? Who invited them back, you don't know? The old man's people, you let them do things for you, can you guarantee that they won't tell it?"

The second lady hurriedly said: "It's okay, they don't know, what do I want them to get back!"

The kid curled his lips and said, "They don't know, but how did he know?" After finishing speaking, he pointed at me.

I said with a playful smile: "I only found out by chance, and I also watched a short movie out of appreciation. Who knows that it doesn't matter if I watch it. I found out that the male pig's foot is you, so I'll come." If I lose interest, I will look at the heroine again, thinking that if this USB flash drive falls into the hands of others, it will be worth tens of millions!"

The little ghost hastily squeezed out a smile and said, "Yes, yes, what a coincidence, I don't worry if it falls into your hands, then you can give it to me quickly!"

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "You said it was worth tens of millions in other people's hands, so I'll just give it to you. Our friendship doesn't seem to be worth tens of millions, does it? Besides, don't forget, I am Saved your life!"

The little ghost said: "Money is not a problem. Like you said, you saved my life! Can you tell me the number?"

I snorted and said, "Just tell me the number, and you can give it? Let me ask you, where are my people?"

The little ghost’s eyes were a little panicked. When he was talking, he touched his nose unconsciously, and then repeated my question: “Where are your people? Your people are very good! They are at my house. I will take you to meet them!"

I asked curiously, "At your house? You didn't do anything to them, did you?"

The little ghost hurriedly waved his hands and said, "What can I do to them? They are all highly skilled in martial arts, and I didn't do anything!"

This made me more sure that he must have something to dare not tell me!