Confessions of a Salesman

I don't think it's interesting, and I'm ready to leave. The so-called special skills of these people, in my opinion, are just like that!It may be difficult for ordinary people to get in touch with, but for such a strange person around me, this ability is really not enough. To me, it is considered a trivial skill.

Zhimei held me back and said, "This is the appetizer. If you continue to look down, there may be surprises later. You won't be able to sleep if you go back so early. Didn't you sleep all day? Unless, you want to go back Sleep with me, then let's go now!"

I groaned and looked down patiently until I saw someone coming out with a short knife the size of a palm, facing a steel plate at least 20 centimeters in length, stabbed it lightly, and pierced the steel plate without any effort , and also made a downward cut, and the whole steel plate was cut off by it, like cutting tofu, so I became interested. This short knife is like a knife and a dagger. It looks about the size of my palm, and it’s okay. Hiding the tip of the knife in the handle, the most peculiar thing is that it can be bent into a bracelet, which can be hard or soft when worn on the hand, which aroused my great interest.

Zhimei also saw that I was interested, and said to me: "You write it down, if you like it, we can take pictures tomorrow! I don't think anyone likes this stuff, and no one will argue with you!"

Then there was a magician, who didn't see what technique he used, stripped a woman who was tightly wrapped up in an instant, and couldn't even find her clothes. He also randomly found someone in the audience to try, With the same effect, the clothes disappeared like this, causing the audience to roar with laughter.

The guest who was turned naked wanted to go crazy on the spot, but when he turned around, the magician was gone. Although I don’t know how he did it, I still think it’s quite magical, but I think these entertainment things Most of them, like me, would not spend money on auctions because they have no practical value.

Back in the tent, the little ghost has not come back, I was somewhat worried, but Zhimei comforted me: "Don't worry, it's safe here, no one will kill or rob, he must have gone to exercise on that woman!"

I just said there is no need to worry about safety issues, a person suddenly crashed into our tent, and said in a panic: "Let me hide for a while, just for a while, please!"

I carefully looked at the person who came in, isn't this the magician?Isn't he an auction item?How did he get out?

I'm worried that the auctioneer will make trouble for him, so I don't really want to take him in.

The magician lay at the door, observing the situation outside.

I asked him, "What are you doing? Did you offend someone? Or are you planning to escape by yourself?"

The magician looked back at me and said, "Neither of them! I just changed someone's clothes, and he is going to trouble me! I want to hide for a while, and wait until tomorrow's auction to take a picture of myself, and he will Don't dare to trouble me!"

Zhimei said with a sharp cut: "You are so capable, I guess no one will shoot you!"

The magician immediately turned his head, stared at Zhimei and said, "Believe it or not, I can change your clothes right now!"

Zhimei hurriedly covered her clothes and said, "How dare you!"

I said disdainfully: "So what? You can count it as a skill? Although I don't know how you did it, but even if you did it, it's just some sensational skills, and this thing can be eaten Huh? You are a circus clown at best! You, go outside, maybe you can become an Internet celebrity or something, this place is not suitable for you!"

The magician walked towards me slowly, and I was not afraid that he would change my clothes, but I still warned him: "If you lose my clothes, I will strip you naked, beat you half to death, and throw you out from here! "

The magician smiled and said: "I dare not, I just want to explain to you, my ability! Changing other people's clothes is just a way for me to attract others' attention. In fact, my real ability is illusion. In the shortest time, people can have hallucinations. Usually, people with this kind of ability can only make one person have hallucinations, but I can make a group of people have hallucinations. Of course, the time is very short, because my skill is not enough! What do you think, Is my ability useful?"

I asked curiously: "You mean, just now we saw that woman, the clothes you changed were our illusions, but her clothes are still there? The clothes of the man you changed are also ours. The hallucinations of everyone present? I don’t believe it!”

The magician hummed and said, "Yes, it's all your illusions, otherwise, why do you think her clothes would be gone? I don't have them in my hands, and I can't hide them on my body. You have so many eyes staring at her." , I can’t hide my clothes right under your noses, can I? No matter how fast I am, it’s impossible!”

I thought about it, and felt that what he said made sense, so I said: "Then you can perform for us now, if both of us can have hallucinations at the same time, I will believe you, maybe, I will shoot you tomorrow Already!"

Zhimei said with some embarrassment: "You let him change both of our clothes? Isn't that bad?"

I cut it and said, "Don't tell me, you're still shy about this!"

Zhimei blushed and said, "She is a woman, why can't she be shy!"

To be honest, I was quite looking forward to it, but the magician shook his head and said: "My skill is limited in a day, and I can only perform once or twice. Just now, I gave so many people hallucinations at once. I have no skill, so I can't do it now! "

I cut it and said: "Then what a fart! Get out quickly, don't affect our rest!"

At this time, a voice came from outside the door, as if looking for someone, the magician suddenly became nervous and said: "Don't drive me out, get out, I won't be beaten to death by them!"

I curled my lips and said, "Isn't there a rule here? There will be no violence!"

The magician said helplessly: "It's for you customers, not for our products. They can deal with our products as they want!"

I still wondered: "Then you should belong to your master now, your auctioneer, doesn't he care about you?"

The magician sighed and said: "He didn't expect me to help him make money. I cheated him of the money, so he arrested me. I didn't have the money to pay back, so he had no choice but to bring me here." , I want to try my luck and see if I can get some money back!"

I groaned and said, "You are useless! If no one buys you tomorrow, what will happen to you?"

The magician said with a gloomy expression: "If I get out of the island, I guess my organs will be sold!"

I was puzzled and asked: "Since you know illusion, you can use your illusion to escape! You can transform yourself into nothing, that's fine!"

The magician shook his head and said: "I said that my skill is limited, and every time I use it, it can only give people a short hallucination. The time is too short, and I can't do anything! Thinking that if someone can buy me tomorrow, take me away Go out, or I still have a chance to escape, here, I have no chance at all!"

I cut it and said: "So, I definitely won't buy you. I really bought you. Once I go out, don't you give me a hallucination, and then I don't know where to go?"

Zhimei added: "Let me tell you, he is a liar, don't believe him! Tell him to go away! The most important thing here is a liar. You can't fool anyone here!"

The magician said unconvinced: "I'm not a liar, you just saw that I can do illusions, otherwise why would the clothes of that woman and that man disappear? Don't you think it's strange? Why don't you explain it to me? !"

Zhimei and I looked at each other, and indeed neither of us had any answers.

Seeing that we still didn't believe it, the magician made up his mind and said, "Then you lie down, and I'll try again and see if it works? You will know how powerful my illusion is!"

Of course I don't believe him, but there is nothing to lose if I try, and the scene I saw just now is indeed inexplicable.

So Zhimei and I lay on the bed, and the magician said, "Try to relax and imagine yourself on a sunny beach!"

I hastily stopped him and said, "You are hypnotizing us, this is not the illusion you are talking about!"

The magician explained helplessly: "I told you, I'm about to run out of skills, I'm just a psychological suggestion, not hypnosis! If I have the skills, I don't need to do anything, and you can feel my illusion right away." , but not now!"

I thought about it, and didn't continue to embarrass him. I followed his words and imagined myself lying on a sunny sandy pond. A moment ago, I was still telling myself that this guy is a liar, let's see how I deal with him later. The next moment, I saw a sunny beach in front of my eyes. There were countless beauties in bikinis on the beach. When I passed by me, Zhimei was lying next to me, topless, and asked me to wipe her sunscreen. Sunshine.

Although I kept reminding myself that this is all fake, I actually talked to Zhimei: "Why are you standing there, wipe it for me!"

I automatically picked up the sunscreen and it was so real when I touched her skin.

Then, in a blink of an eye, I saw Tomomi, who was equally shocked, with my hand on her back, except that her clothes were intact.

Go to the magician again, but he has disappeared.

Zhimei asked the same question I wanted to ask: "Did you put sunscreen on me?"

I nodded and said: "Yeah, we should be on the same beach, in the same scene. Don't say that this guy is really good at it! Whether he is talking about illusion or hypnosis at this time, his ability is not small. ! He can let us interact in the virtual space!"

Zhimei hummed and said: "It's really a big world, full of wonders! Are you excited?"

I shook my head and said, "That's right, this person is useless to me!"

Zhimei smiled and said: "The commercial value is relatively small, but the entertainment value is good!"

The kid who didn’t come home all night, came back the next morning with a weak spirit, and fell asleep on the bed when he came back. I kicked him up and reprimanded him: “What are we doing here? You won’t forget, right? ?”

The little ghost yawned and said: "I know, I know, the one who saved you! I gave you all the money, you can just go by yourself, and it's useless to drag me! Anyway, it's just the money, you can spend it however you like. How to spend, I can't do anything less, and I don't want more! You can figure it out!" After finishing speaking, he fell asleep directly.

I wanted to kick him, but Zhimei stopped him and said: "Forget it, you can use the account, it doesn't matter if he is there or not, it's the same in previous auctions, it's all up to me!"

I asked with some hatred: "Then how much my people sold, is it up to you?"

Zhimei said with some shame: "You have to understand me, I can't help it if I do this! I will do whatever they want me to do! I really didn't come up with the idea, it was his godfather who wanted to kill the grass, if it weren't for them Husband and wife are greedy, people are really gone now!"

I snorted coldly and walked out of the tent with my notebook.

The auction was about to start, and I asked Zhimei, "How can I find the tent that my person auctioned?"

Zhimei pointed to the number in front of the tent and said: "There is a number here. We will write down the number every time we pass by a tent, so that there will be no repetition. Anyone who sees you will take a picture directly. After taking a round of pictures, go, go to the next One, until you find everyone, remember the number for the second round, and then the last round!"

I hummed and said, "Then let's start right away! Don't miss anyone! You can't find them!"

Zhimei sighed: "You are so kind to them!"

In the first tent, a few women were standing on the stage and making poses, two of them should be very Miss Universe, and the rest are also stars, I didn't care, but Zhimei said with emotion: "Look at it, How about these glamorous women outside, they are just commodities here!"

I asked inexplicably: "They are obviously very rich, and they can spend their whole life by finding any rich person outside to take care of them. Why come here and be sold as commodities?"

Zhimei sighed and said: "Because as long as the people here want it, they have a way to force you to submit, unless you have no black history, you have been an upright person all your life, but such a person can't do anything global Miss, what a real big star! That titled woman has no dark history! However, you don't have to sympathize with them, they have nothing to lose except for the damage to their dignity. In half a month, they will be free again, just for fun, and they will get half of the auction fee. This deal is very cost-effective. After this time, they may really be free. , they can do whatever they want, they really have to go ashore!"