Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1683 The Gambling Cards Are Finalized
Lord Buddha looked at me, as if he was asking for my opinion. I walked over, exchanged seats with Master Liu, sat down, and said modestly, "How do you play? Why don't you tell me first!"

The Buddha was taken aback, and said displeasedly: "You don't even know how to play, so you dare to sit on it?"

I shrugged and said, "No matter what I play, my luck is always good. I won't win a lot, but I will definitely not lose badly!"

Buddha snorted and said: "I don't know how many ignorant boys lost their fortunes here. If you really can't, I advise you not to play, so as not to spoil my interest. I promise Wife, I only gamble 4 times a week, I don't want to lose a chance to have fun because of you!"

I resentfully said: "I hope not!"

Buddha didn't tell me the rules, just dealt the cards like this. Although I knew they were fighting the landlord, I didn't know if their rules were different, so I had to pick up the cards in my hand, bite the bullet, and follow them to play!
The starting hand is not bad, three 2s, a pair of aces, I think I can take the landlord, but I don’t know if there is such a thing as doubling?
I saw Buddha raised his hand, followed Kaha and knocked on the table. It seemed that the meaning was too much. I also followed Buddha's gesture and raised my hand. Buddha frowned and raised his hand again. I knew that if I kept fighting, I wouldn't know how to praise, so I knocked on the table.

Buddha took away the hole cards, a bunch of straight cards came out, Kaha knocked on the table again, I couldn't control it, followed by knocking on the table, followed by another straight, and there were three cards left in the hand, Kaha Looking at me helplessly, I can't do anything, I have a hand of good cards that I can't use, and then Buddha is a pair of kings, and there is only one card left. As soon as I come up, I was beaten for a spring.

After finishing a round, I was not in a hurry to count the money, and then started, but I was still thinking about the hand just now, something was wrong, Kaha already had cards in his hand, but why did he not play?It can't be that two people partnered to collect my money, right?For this little money, there is really no need.

I just finished drawing the cards on my side, and they have already called. This hand is still very good. After calling for a round, Buddha still won the landlord, but this hand is not as aggressive as the previous one. Single, Kaha didn't know if he couldn't play, or he let me go on purpose, and didn't take the cards, so it became a game between me and Buddha.

In the end, my cards were still bad, and I let Buddha go away. I let Buddha win two consecutive rounds. In addition to their previous round, Buddha had already won three rounds as a landlord. I had to make me doubt that they The two are just to make the Buddha happy.

Since they can lose, I can naturally lose too. Unfortunately, the damn desire to win the third game still hurt me. I have no reason to miss it. After calling for a few rounds, my Buddha finally let It was given to me as a landlord, without any accidents, I won this game, two bombs, plus spring.

Foye's face suddenly became ugly. In the silent place, everyone played cards in silence, but Foye said in a strange way: "You are really lucky! You can catch this kind of card, if you don't This is my place, I even wonder if you are cheating!"

I was not very happy at first, so I rolled my eyes at Buddha and said, "Then your few cards just now were not good, right? Is there no problem?"

When Buddha heard this, he immediately became angry and said: "I have been gambling for decades, who dares to say that I am cheating? Ask me, how about the old man's gambling products?"

I smiled and explained: "Of course you, old man, won't cheat, but we juniors don't dare cheat in front of you, do we? There are only a few cards in total, and you can count them backwards. If you catch it, you guessed it roughly? You old man is a master card player, good at calculating, we can't do it, it all depends on luck, it is only natural for you to win us, if I can win you, it is definitely one in ten thousand luck! "

Only horses don't wear thousands of clothes. Sure enough, Buddha showed a little smile and said, "Let's not talk about one deck, I can remember even three or four decks! Those foreigners, they only know how to play cards." Texas poker, blackjack, no technical content at all, and don't know how to record cards, they can't play this, but although they can't, they still love to play, really good and love to play!"

I thought to myself, if it is said that Kahamoqi doesn't know how to memorize cards, I still believe it, but an old Jianghu like Master Liu doesn't know how to memorize cards, so I'm afraid I'll let him?I just can't figure it out, how can they be so naive at such an old age and they are all big shots?

After thinking about it, I started another round. This round I also learned to be smart. If I lose, everyone will lose together. Anyway, I am not here to win money.

After a few rounds, I felt that Kaha was like a dead man. He didn't know anything except knocking on the table. I thought it would be some high-end poker game, but now it seems that it is a fucking money-giving game!
After hitting the back, I really lost interest, no wonder Master Liu immediately gave way to me when he saw me coming!
Finally, the Buddha yawned and said, "Okay, let's stop playing. It seems that you don't have much energy. Go eat!"

I am very surprised, how do they calculate this account?If it is not settled one by one, who can remember it?
Soon, someone came in, took a slip and put it on the table, I knew it, someone recorded it on the monitor!
When I saw the list, I was shocked. I lost 6 digits, and Kaha lost 7 digits. This rich man didn’t care at all. He took out the checkbook and wrote the numbers, and handed them to the Buddha. I also followed suit. He obediently wrote down the number and handed it to Buddha.

Buddha shamelessly took the check, looked at it and said, "This is your tuition fee!"

I thought to myself, this old thing should be quite rich, right?How can you still take such a small advantage?This layout is too small, right?

A table of sumptuous supper, all Cantonese style, including seafood porridge, fried beef, chicken feet, and other dim sum.

While I was drinking porridge, I observed the three of them. The Buddha looked calm. This is his home field, and he won the money. He was naturally very happy. Kaha was also calm. Although he lost the money, it seemed I don't really care, but I will observe me intentionally or unintentionally. It's just that Mr. Liu is like an ant on a hot pot, scratching his head and scratching his head. He seems to have something to say, but because of the presence of Kaha and me, he has been unable to say it for a long time. .

After the Buddha finished eating, he wiped his mouth and lit a cigarette. The smoke was very choking, like smoking a tree leaf. After taking a deep breath, he exhaled the smoke ring and said slowly: "You are all here to inquire about gambling cards. okay?"

The three of us were stunned at the same time, all lowered our heads and remained silent.

The Buddha continued: "Two gambling cards, one big and one small!"

Then he pointed to Kaha and said, "The big one is for you!"

Then he pointed to me and said, "Here's the little one! The money you lost just now is my handling fee. Do you have any objections?"

Both Kaha and I were ecstatic and nodded hastily.

Buddha went on to say: "Kaha, don't be unbalanced in your heart. You are willing to bet and admit defeat. Who makes you inferior to others! In addition, your gambling cards should be bigger, so naturally you have to charge more! Also, if you come directly You might save yourself a lot of money by going to me instead of that shitty Prime Minister!"

Kaha hurriedly explained: "Buddha, I don't think there is any disrespect to you, it's just that Le has been supporting him before, and I thought that he could help a little bit in this matter, who would have imagined..."

Buddha coldly snorted and said happily: "Whoever wants to, I don't even give him face, right? A puppet that was raised out of money, why should I give him face, and even order me, he deserves it! This time, I even blocked your current casino!"

Kaha wiped the sweat off his forehead, nodded and said, "There will be no next time!"

The Buddha turned to me again and asked, "Do you believe in Buddhism?"

I groaned, not knowing the meaning of his question, I shook my head and said, "I don't really believe it! The main reason is that I didn't ask him for anything, and he didn't ask for anything!"

Buddha laughed loudly and said: "It's okay, you boy is not hypocritical! I'll give you a small one. I know that you have built a casino at your location. It will become a den of drugs! It’s not a loss to buy a gambling card with this little money!”

I hurriedly nodded and said, "No loss, no loss!"

Buddha immediately said again: "Don't get me wrong, you pay for the bidding money yourself, and the money is for me! Do you have any objection?"

I hurriedly shook my head and said, "How could it be? I wanted to come here to honor you a long time ago, but I just didn't have the chance!"

Buddha hummed and said: "Didn't you find my people a long time ago?"

I became nervous all of a sudden, and felt that what I did before was a bit superfluous?
Buddha smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, I already knew about them! They didn't do anything out of the ordinary, and you didn't force them to turn against me. I won't argue with you! But in the future, something will happen. Just come to me directly, I don't like too many little tricks!"

I hurriedly nodded and said, "I understand, I understand!"

Master Liu on the side couldn't sit still for a long time. Seeing Master Buddha looking at him, Master Liu said dissatisfiedly before he could speak: "Master Buddha, didn't you agree to leave me a gambling card?"

Buddha snorted coldly, and said disdainfully: "Leave a gambling card for you, so what? Where are you going to build a casino? You don't have to sell it to someone else! What do you think, I know very well! You have to have This strength is the only way! I gave you a chance just now, but you are useless! I gave up my position to someone else, who can blame this? If you lose 5 to 60, you can’t take it anymore. What are you playing with? Me Advise you, you should continue to do your old business, isn't your underground casino also very profitable?"

Master Liu hurriedly explained: "Lord Buddha, those small gambling houses have nothing to do with me, I just collect some protection money!"

Buddha said with a oh: "Really? Since it's not yours, I don't need to give them face. Tomorrow, I will ask someone to sweep all those gambling stalls!"

Master Liu bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "It's my fault, I shouldn't have kept it from you! But those gambling stalls are all for small troubles, and they can't catch your eyes. I just want to collect some small money! Morning I know, I will definitely report to you! Starting tomorrow, half of the profits from the gambling stalls will belong to you!"

Master Buddha waved his hand and said, "No! Just take care of your own business! I won't take advantage of you either!"

Master Liu still wanted to fight for it and said: "Lord Buddha, Kaha took a gambling card, and I recognized it. After all, he spent so much money, but this kid has only been here for a few days? He only spent such a small amount of money. Just took away a gambling card, which is not as good as a fraction of the money I have given to you all these years!"

The Buddha said displeasedly: "Are you going to settle accounts with me? Some people spend money willingly, and they won't keep it in their hearts afterwards, and they don't ask for anything in return. Some people value their money more than their lives." What's more important, every penny spent must be rewarded! Tell me, what kind of person will I cooperate with?"

Master Liu stopped talking.

Foye threw the cigarette butt on the ground, stood up and said, "Let's all come here today, you go back and go through the formalities as soon as possible!"

Both Kaha and I bowed and said, "Thank you Buddha!"

Buddha left first, and when I was about to leave, Kaha stretched out his hand to me and said, "Thank you for letting Le live a day!"

I froze for a moment, and then said with some shame: "It's inconvenient for me to interfere in their family affairs, I hope you can understand!"

Kaha nodded and said: "I know! Le and I are very good friends, and she gave me a lot of good advice on my investment. It's a pity, because of her family, hey..."

I asked, "Then how did she get away?"

Kaha looked at Master Liu and asked, "You must have done it, right?"

Master Liu was already very disappointed, so he didn't care about us now. He looked at Kaha disdainfully and said, "So what if you are? So what if you are not? What can you do to me?"

Kaha still said very politely: "I didn't plan to do anything? I just want to tell you that Le is my good friend!"

Seeing Kaha's resolute eyes, Master Liu became a little scared, and explained: "If you want to find it, go to Luoshen to settle the score. It is his order and has nothing to do with me!"

Kaha said very calmly: "Really? Luoshen, I will naturally visit, but you, I will go too!"

After speaking, he nodded to me and walked away.

I am left, Mr. Liu, who suddenly smiled at me and said, "It seems that you have succeeded, and we are also a family. Please take care of us in the future!"

I looked at him puzzled and asked, "What are you talking about? How did we become a family?"

Master Liu said shamelessly: "They are all from the Otes family!"

I snorted and said, "I think you misunderstood me? At best, I have a cooperative relationship with the Oster family, and it's limited to Luo Sisi. Besides, it seems that the Oster family didn't recognize you, right? "

Master Liu smiled awkwardly: "They are all doing things for Luoshen!"

I pouted and said: "I said, we are a cooperative relationship, I don't do things for Luoshen, even if he is here, I will say the same!"

(End of this chapter)